Pattaya Down Under
Welcome to Pattaya Down Under! Each week, Aida and Aaron take you straight into the heart of Pattaya, Thailand’s most outrageous playground. Whether it’s bizarre local news, nightlife antics, expat confessions, or the everyday chaos that makes this city one of a kind, Aaron and Aida are here to laugh about it, roast it, and tell it like it is.Expect banter that’s equal parts sharp, cheeky, and unfiltered – because in Pattaya, the stories pretty much write themselves. From tuk-tuk tales to beachside blowouts, Aaron and Aida bring the comedy, the chaos, and the culture clash right to your...
Do You Think That's a Hustle?
This week, we’re breaking down Pattaya’s nightlife —because not all bars are created equal. From the laid-back, open-air beer bars where you’ll probably end up playing Connect Four with a stranger, to the hush-hush clubs with their own brand of mischief, we’ve got the inside scoop.
We’ll take you through the neon-fueled go-go bars (spoiler: it’s a spectacle), and the nightclubs where the real chaos kicks in once the clock strikes “why am I still awake?” Along the way, we’ll drop tips on bar games, haggling like a pro, and a few eyebrow-raisin...
A Totally Different Beast
Strap in, because this week we’re dragging you through Pattaya’s wild nightlife scene—no helmet required. From the infamous Soi 6 and its short-time shenanigans, to the neon chaos of Walking Street, and the beer-soaked jungles of Soi Buakhao, Tree Town, and LK Metro, we’ve got stories that range from hilarious to “did that actually happen?”
We’ll also peek into the clubs of Soi Boomerang and the Dark Side, where things get… well, let’s just say “interesting.” Along the way, expect tips on bar etiquette, haggling without being ripped off, and how to navigate unexpected en...
Don't Be a Dickhead!
Think of this one as your unofficial survival guide to Thailand—with extra emphasis on Pattaya. Aida and Aaron run through the golden rules (and a few absolute deal-breakers) for making it through your trip without looking like a clueless tourist.
From respecting Thai culture and getting local customs right, to figuring out bar buses, packing light, and haggling without being that guy, it’s all here. Expect stories of cultural slip-ups, bar etiquette lessons, and even a crash course in the fine art of buying prodection abroad (yes, it’s a thing).
Mix in practi...
Tick This Box, Tick That Box
Daytime in Pattaya isn’t just about recovering from the night before (though, yes, that’s an option). In this episode, we dish out the best things to do while the sun’s up—whether you’re flying solo, honeymooning, or wrangling a whole crew of mates.
We’re talking scooter adventures, Thai massages that’ll twist you into a pretzel (in the best way), poolside lounging, and slightly less “relaxing” activities like gents club tours, shooting galleries, and go-kart racing. Plus, the must-sees: the jaw-dropping Sanctuary of Truth, botanical gardens, rooftop bars, Tiger Park, floating markets, and a shopping cen...
The Exterior Didn't Match the Interior
This week, we’re pulling back the curtains on where to crash in Pattaya—because let’s be honest, choosing between hotels, villas, and condos can feel like speed dating. They all look good on paper, but once you’re in… well, sometimes the “exterior doesn’t match the interior.”
We’ll break down the pros and cons: hotels with their questionable security and “sir, no guests after 10pm” rules, villas that turn into accidental party houses, and condos where you suddenly discover your neighbor has a karaoke addiction. Expect practical tips, cautionary tales, and a few laughs that may or may...
We're Starting Off Pretty Soft
**PSA!!** Pattaya Down Under is going to be LIVE at the Heat Lounge on Soi Lengkee from 5pm Friday 12th Sepember (Indochina Time) and will be LIVE STREAMING to our subscribers on Patreon from 10pm AEST (7pm Intochina Time) that same night! So, either come join us for a cold beer, or - if you're not in Pattaya and if you're not already subscribed, jump on over to patreon.com/pattayadownunder and subscribe now!!
This week the crew tackles everything you need to know before you even set foot in Pattaya. We’re talking flights, visas, travel in...
Hopefully this Doesn't Fall Dead in the Water
This week, Aida and Aaron rope in Mark and Fred to give first-timers the survival guide to Pattaya. From figuring out how to even get there without being fleeced by airport taxis, to the correct way to say “Pattaya” without sounding like a total tourist, they’ve got you covered.
Expect recommendations like the mighty Eureka Lodge (yes, it’s a thing), tales from the bar scene (beer bars, beer gardens, go-gos… oh my), and a loving ode to the true culinary hero of Thailand: the 7-Eleven toastie. They’ll also let you in on the best transport ha...
Not a Budgie Smuggler out of Place
We’re back, baby!
In this very first episode of the new Pattaya Down Under, we spill the beans on how this madness started, how he who shall not be named ditched us, and how Aaron got roped in.
We swap wild Pattaya stories, laugh about listener meetups gone sideways, and plot “totally professional” future business trips (read: excuses to drink).
00:00 Introduction and Podcast Rebirth
01:49 Meet the New Co-Host: Aaron
03:27 Future Plans and Listener Engagement
17:11 Exciting Bar Opening and Meetup Plans
18:48 Future Episodes an...