If These Balls Could Talk
Welcome to If these Balls Could Talk. Join Mark, John and Pete, three college friends, as they discuss ten quick fire sports and pop culture topics with their friends and various other interesting people. New Episodes stream every Thursday night at 9:15 pm Eastern on YouTube and drop the following Sunday anywhere you get your podcasts. Please subscribe, like, share, review and have fun listening. We certainly are having fun making them. Listen - https://if-these-balls-could.captivate.fm/ Follow - https://www.instagram.com/iftheseballspod/ Website - https://www.iftheseballscouldtalkpod.com/ Chat - https://discord.gg/ruhhEUFPAX
Kick Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Happy Thunderbolts* week!!! Join us this week with our good friend, Phil Provencher, https://www.youtube.com/@Yourpness. We're all really excited to talk about the next installment in the MCU. We'll also save room for how the Giants won the 2025 NFL draft and the state of the NBA playoffs. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #thunderbolts #wheetiesbox #NBA #playoffs #abdulcarter #nygiants #jaxondart #unclejax #buyelectric #kickball #adultkickball...
Dunkin Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week to celebrate the beginning of the MLB season with our good friend, Matt Mazzola. Hopefully we're not too distracted with the NFL draft to talk about it. We'll also continue to dive into the NBA playoffs, the roller coaster ride of the New York Knicks and if the Dallas Mavericks are actually really good. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nba #knicks #celtics...
Gunn's Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week to celebrate the beginning of the MLB season with our good friend, Herson Martinez. This week we'll go over the end of the NBA season and my hopes for the Knicks in the playoffs... and I guess we can talk about the Celtics. We'll also certainly talk about the upcoming MCU summer blockbusters in Thunderbolts and The Fantastic Four. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop...
Berry Rich Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week to celebrate the beginning of the MLB season with our good friends, Eric Posch & Lillian Rice. This week we will continue coverage of the start of the MLB season, including of course Torpedo bats and the slugging of the New York Yankees. We'll go over the end of March Madness and our continued coverage of the NFL offseason. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture...
Major League Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week to celebrate the beginning of the MLB season with our good friend, Jefim Piekarz. This week we're going to cover out feelings about the upcoming baseball season with our teams. The slugfest tie in springs training between the Yankees and the Mets and how to get on a DoD text thread. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #yankees #mets #gerritcole #seanmanea #mlb #government...
Balls in my Mouth

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week with our friend, and prolific food blogger, Lizzie Mahan. When she's not working or bossing around her 3 kids Lizzie is the brains behind the very successful food blog, https://www.instagram.com/food_figured/. Join us as we talk about tailgate snacks, contact sports and everything in between. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #foodblogger #tailgating #wrestling #food #running #rockymounoysters #eatyourflowers #foraging #nfl...
Danny Meat Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week with #1 fan, our guest and friend, Doug Feyes. We're excited to get an insight on the state of the new Highmark Stadium. We'll also go over the state of the MCU, Captain America and maybe even some Secret Wars. And finally we'll talk about the Bills, Josh Allen and maybe if Doug's gonna crashed the wedding. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #MCU...
Octo Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Excited for our Season 8 premiere and our guest this week is our friend, Lillian Rice. Join us as we catch up after the break and go over the the results from the Super Bowl, the beginning of spring training in the MLB and the sad state of the world. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #flyeaglesfly #saquonbarkley #mlb #yankees #bengals #nathionfillion #drinkgoblin #healthylifestyle #bigdumbcups #nvidia #gpu #monopoly...
Most Valuable Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guest this week is our friend and host of  @ShutUpFootball , Jeffrey Stoltzfus. Join us for our oversized Superbowl episode where Jeff will review everything Eagles with us, as they are clearly now the team of destiny. We'll also go over the NFL season in review and of course Pete's feelings about the state of the refs in the NFL. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #su...
Broccoli Balls, Bro

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guest this week is our friend, Mark's cousin, Matt Medeiros. Join us as we talk about Mark's trip to the west coast, the danger and realism of wild fires in California and our thoughts on the state of the Federal Government and and their unhealthy relationship with the tech sector. We'll also go over the Championship round of the NFL playoffs and whether or not the Bills are the team of destiny. Hope everyone enjoys, see...
Fickle B*tch Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guest this week is our friend, Derek Lewis. Come join us as we talk about the pressures of repeating a kickball championship season, his feelings on the WWE on Netflix as well as the future of the Bloodline and Roman Reigns. We'll also go over the divisional round of the NFL playoffs and if Josh Allen truly is the chosen one. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture...
Centrifugal Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guest this week is our friend and Mark's boss, Yvonne Sousa. Join as as Yvonne and I lament about the #Giants and what's next in their long failure ridden rebuild. We'll also go over the NFL playoffs, the Golden Globes and everything in between. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #vomitcore #rollercoastertycoon #10khamburger #puckingaround #nflcoaches #dabears #2025nfldraft #qbs #parkersolarprobe #space #unrivaled #gophantom #goldenglobes #nikkiglaser
Little Green Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guest this week is our friend and the show's 'Creative Director' Stephanie Ford-Steffan. Join us as we review the end of this year's fantasy football season, Her dude James Cook and the dominance of this year's Buffalo Bills. We'll also of course go over Pete's Final Mighty Morphin Power Rankings of the season and the previous week in the NFL. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk...
Defying Grava-Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guest this week is our friend, Juliet Peloquin, @julespeloquin. Join us as we talk to her about her Stand up Career, True Crime and Sports and the New York Knicks chase for the NBA cup. We'll also of course go over Pete's Mighty Morphin Power Rankings and this week in the NFL. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #aaronhernandez #truecrime #NBAcup #newyorkknicks #wicked #giants #sadpanda...
Lion's Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guest this week is our friend, Shane DeBarros, @unofficialshane. on Twitter/X. We will talk about the impending byepocalypse with 6 NFL teams on bye in week 12, The Bills finally beating a good team and getting out Pete's Power Ranking doghouse and the return of the Italian Stallion, Tommy DeVito to the helm on the struggling New York Giants. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #tommycutlets...
The VHS Club and ITBCT Review Sandlot

It’s time for a CROSSOVER episode!
In this super special episode, Katie & Nat from The VHS Club and John, Mark, and Producer Pete from If These Balls Could Talk join forces to talk 90s movies AND sports. That’s right… it’s time for The Sandlot episode.
This 90s favorite follows Scotty Smalls and his new friends as they bond over backyard baseball, face off against the legendary Beast, and create memories that will last a lifetime. We’ll chat about epic scenes, hilarious one-liners, and why this coming-of-age story still hits home...
Fighting for your Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guest this week is our friend, Paul Errante, https://www.instagram.com/paule_mma. We're incredibly excited to have Paul back to discuss his life and MMA. We will also go over all the changes in the NFL, how the Chiefs just keep winning and how WWE's Crown Jewel went in Saudi Arabia. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #mma #miketyson #chiefs #mma #miketyson #jakepaul...
Chronoptimistic Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guest this week for our Spooky Halloween episode is our friend, and my super awesome sister-in-law Kaiyrod, https://www.instagram.com/kaiyrod/. This week, with Kat as my bodyguard, we'll talk about the struggles of the NY Yankees. We'll also go over equality in Women's Basketball and maybe even talk about the new Thunderbolts trailer. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #mlb #worldseries #nyyankees #halloween...
World Series of Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guest this week is our friend, Jefim Piekarz. By popular demand of Jefim we are here this week to discuss the MLB Playoffs. The Yankees are in the WORLD SERIES! The rise... and Fall of the Mets and if the top two teams in baseball being in the Fall Classic is good for the sport. We might even have time for the NFL and of course Marvel. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
<...Cursed Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guest this week is our friend, Pete Valdeon. We'll talk about the busy week in NFL trades and the Aaron Rodgers cool kids club. Also what do we think about the Tesla Optimus bot? Scary? Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #davanteadams #aaronrodgers #tesla #optimus #robotoverlords #davanteadams #garretwilson #cowboys #jerryjones #pitching #knuckleslurve #wnba #unrivaled #caitlinclark #breannastewart
New York State of Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guest this week is our friend, Doug Feyes. Join us as we talk about the struggles of the Buffalo Bills and what they need to do to turn the corner. Also wouldn't be a Doug episode without an in depth talk about Marvel, the state of the MCU and the rest of the media landscape. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #joshallen #mcu #agathaallalong #redhulk...
Sad, Giant Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guest this week is our friend, Steve Mercier. Join us as we talk about the woes of the lowly NY Giants and how many times they would of won this week's game with a passable quarterback. Also, we need to talk about the break-up of the ever growing Nova Knicks and the remaining undefeated NFL teams. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #novaknicks #karlanthonytowns #kat...
Pinstriped Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. We have another big 5-headed show this week with our guests and friends Lillian Rice & Eric Posch. We're going to clearly have to ask Lillian what's going on with the nose diving Cincinnati Bengals, and Cool Joe Burrow's Slim Shady hair. We'll also get our guests thoughts on the popularity of Agatha all Along and what the playoffs are going to look like for Eric's (and my) New York Yankees. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the...
And Clarkson still sucks! ...Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guest this week is our friend Aren Paster. A fellow New England sports fan we'll see if the Patriots victory this past week has given Mark and Aren any hope on the season. We'll go over the rest of the happenings in the NFL, including the arrest of Tyreek Hill and what's going on in Cincinnati and cool Joe Burrow. We might even have some time for RPI Hockey. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the...
Chubby Balls

Please join Mark. John and Producer Pete for our Season 7 premiere and great Big NFL Episode. Our guest this week is our friend and host of www.youtube.com/@ShutUpFootball, Jeffrey Stoltzfus. During this episode, Mark, Pete, Jeff and I are randomly going to be assigned 2 divisions during the show and give our thoughts about the winner of that division, and who's playing this season for those illustrious top 10 2025 draft picks. Maybe even Kevin will chime in with his opinion. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #winners #losers...
Bougie Balls

Please join Mark. John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guests this week are our friends, Tim Feyes and first time guest Chris Robyn. We're excited for an extra special double guest episode as our Season 6 Finale. Watch as we talk about odd ending to this year's Paris Olympics, including Ray Gun, and the super strange closing ceremonies. Also, as we approach this year's NFL season we'll talk about the swirling training camp rumors and whether or not we think last year's WR1 CeeDee Lamb will...
Olympic Sized Balls: Part Deux

Please join Mark. John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guest this week is our friend, and return guest Janis Robare. We're incredibly excited to have her back to talk about the some of the great stories of this year's Paris Olympic including Ilona Maher, pommel horse specialist Steve Nedoroscik, and the where the Dream Team decided to stay. Also the debate, does Christiano Ronaldo do his own laundry... on his abs? Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop...
Olympic Sized Balls

Please join Mark. John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guests this week are our friends, Will Smart & Rick Naething. We're incredibly excited for another big double guest episode, especially during a super heavy news week with the biggest IT outage in recent history, as well as a new candidate for the President of the United States. Join us as we talk about Crowdstrike, Kamala Harris, IT security, and maybe even some sports. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports...
Franchised Balls

Please join Mark. John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guest this week is our friend, Jefim Piekarz. We are incredibly excited to be back after our long break and even more excited that Jefim's back on the show. Please join us as we discuss the MLB All-Star Game, how hyped we are for the MCU's 4th wall breaking Deadpool vs Wolverine and what's next for the MCU with the Agatha All Along trailer. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends...
Three River Balls

Special Guest: Matt Angier
Celtic Balls

Please join Mark. John and producer Pete for our next episode, as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guest this week is our friend, Matt Medeiros. We're very excited to have Cousin Matty back on the show. We'll talk about his hopes for the new, New England Patriots, his feeling on the dominance of the Celtics in the NBA Finals and John will have to come clean about his hopes for Tommy Cutlets last year. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!
#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #celtics #nbafinals #byebyebelicheck...
Marvelous Miss Balls

Special Guest: Lillian Rice
Golden Parisian Balls

Special Guest: Oak Miller
The Notorious Balls

Please join Mark, John and producer Pete for our next episode as we discuss the latest in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Our guest this week is our friend @paule_mma. Looking forward to discussing the latest in UFC, NBA Playoffs, NFL offseason and much much more. Hope to see you there! #podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #tech #iftheseballscouldtalk #ufc #mma #asrealasitgets #NBA #basketball #NBAPlayoffs #NFL #football
Roasted Balls

Special Guest: Erik Guhl
Baseket Balls

Special Guest: Nate Johnson
Women's Basket Balls

Special Guest: Melanie Campion
Groovy Mutant Balls

Special Guests: Doug and Tim Feyes
Blue Line Balls

Special Guest: Rudy Kellner
Curveballs

Special Guest: Jefim Piekarz