Pretend We're on the Phone

25 Episodes
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By: Main Character (SH)

Totally raw, totally unedited thoughts of mine that I don't blame you for not listening to.

I Look Like a y2k Mother
#3
10/18/2024

Just another yapping session. Y'all may not be getting paid but just send me an invoice. You are my therapist at this point.


Divorced at 24, is love worth it?
#2
09/26/2024

I get to interview my dear friend Mayra! Check out the video on YouTube, because I did her makeup in it, and shes so cute! Sorry I don't have great audio here, I only have one microphone.


I'm in love. But I'm not. But lowkey what if?
#1
09/12/2024

yapping while I do my nails.


we're so back
#10
09/01/2024

no notes


my microphone died in the middle of this
#9
05/17/2024

I'm sorry y'all this was so unprofessional


everything goes my way
#8
05/07/2024

just yapping again. why do I need to add episode notes


addicted to pizza rolls and a redbull
#7
04/04/2024

i just have to fill this out.


He canceled the Date
#6
03/22/2024

Man let's see if I'm crying by the end of this


Pretend is on YouTube!
#5
02/26/2024

Yeah, I did the damn thing. Go check it out, I have a totally sexy face.


I have friends! Ft. Neya (a friend) ignore all the sexual tension
#4
02/12/2024

Man we just be talking


I have the worst head cold
#3
01/30/2024

I'm sorry I keep sniffling my nose. I just really want someone to wipe it for me.


Happiness Challenge
#2
01/17/2024

A forceful good mood


Nothings New
#1
01/05/2024

I don't think I can keep watching shameless. It bums me out too much


I'm finally happy! I'm gonna hold on to this
#7
12/05/2023

what can I say? I cracked the code


These are our Sisters. These are our Brothers.
#6
12/05/2023

from the river to the sea

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/longform/2023/11/1/know-their-names-palestinians-killed-in-israeli-attacks-on-gaza


I don't know how to breath
#5
10/02/2023

I totally cut myself off at the end. Oops, you can find my instagram probably. It's really not that deep


I forgot I had a podcast.
#4
09/28/2023

And clearly I must've thrown my microphone into the ocean before recording this. Should I consider this a new season? IDK

Also, I talk about recording the video but I ain't gonna post that. My thong is riding up.


i've seen one too many core-core videos
#3
02/20/2023

Maaaan..... Ya'll seen puss n boots? It was so good!


Two Weeks. Not the fka Twigs song.
#2
01/30/2023

I quit my job.


I Can Change! I Swear I Will
#1
01/23/2023

New year, new me. Right?


5.) Men Just Wanna Have Sex With Me
#5
11/07/2022

I'm just so desirable.


4.)The System is Rigged
#4
10/31/2022

and Other Things College Kids Complain About


3.) i totally forgot to read the poem
#3
10/24/2022

I had to re-record this episode. I'm almost taking this bs seriously.


2.) I'm a New Woman and I have a Crush
#2
10/17/2022

Did you read the title? The audio is especially awful in this one. Sorry. :(


1.) Don't Take This Seriously
#1
10/13/2022

I have all this free time. Talking to y'all is what I've decided to do with it.