Pretend We're on the Phone
Totally raw, totally unedited thoughts of mine that I don't blame you for not listening to.
I Look Like a y2k Mother
Just another yapping session. Y'all may not be getting paid but just send me an invoice. You are my therapist at this point.
Divorced at 24, is love worth it?
I get to interview my dear friend Mayra! Check out the video on YouTube, because I did her makeup in it, and shes so cute! Sorry I don't have great audio here, I only have one microphone.
I'm in love. But I'm not. But lowkey what if?
yapping while I do my nails.
we're so back
no notes
my microphone died in the middle of this

I'm sorry y'all this was so unprofessional
everything goes my way
just yapping again. why do I need to add episode notes
addicted to pizza rolls and a redbull

i just have to fill this out.
He canceled the Date
Man let's see if I'm crying by the end of this
Pretend is on YouTube!

Yeah, I did the damn thing. Go check it out, I have a totally sexy face.
I have friends! Ft. Neya (a friend) ignore all the sexual tension
Man we just be talking
I have the worst head cold

I'm sorry I keep sniffling my nose. I just really want someone to wipe it for me.
Happiness Challenge

A forceful good mood
Nothings New

I don't think I can keep watching shameless. It bums me out too much
I'm finally happy! I'm gonna hold on to this

what can I say? I cracked the code
These are our Sisters. These are our Brothers.
from the river to the sea
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/longform/2023/11/1/know-their-names-palestinians-killed-in-israeli-attacks-on-gaza
I don't know how to breath

I totally cut myself off at the end. Oops, you can find my instagram probably. It's really not that deep
I forgot I had a podcast.

And clearly I must've thrown my microphone into the ocean before recording this. Should I consider this a new season? IDK
Also, I talk about recording the video but I ain't gonna post that. My thong is riding up.
i've seen one too many core-core videos

Maaaan..... Ya'll seen puss n boots? It was so good!
Two Weeks. Not the fka Twigs song.

I quit my job.
I Can Change! I Swear I Will

New year, new me. Right?
5.) Men Just Wanna Have Sex With Me
I'm just so desirable.
4.)The System is Rigged
and Other Things College Kids Complain About
3.) i totally forgot to read the poem
I had to re-record this episode. I'm almost taking this bs seriously.
2.) I'm a New Woman and I have a Crush
Did you read the title? The audio is especially awful in this one. Sorry. :(
1.) Don't Take This Seriously
I have all this free time. Talking to y'all is what I've decided to do with it.