Ramble Shamble

Eoton and Macky take the opportunity to discuss what could quite possibly be the simplest way to send humanity into the stars.

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Welcome! Welcome to our homely little tavern. It is I! The Fabulous and renowned BARD!

I have some grave news, I’m afraid. It is time for me again to go on Vacation! Do not look so glum. It will just be a short trip and it will provide me new and fresh tales that will come your way!

We all deserve a vacation now and then. The only question I have now is where and what to do? Perhaps I go to Atlantis?! No. That would be horrible as...

Come one, come all to our fantastic, stupendous and revolutionary new magicks! No doubt to all but a few, my panoply of wares bare too great a semblance to the Supernatural and offers the possible of arcane miracles But even the shrewd will tell that the occult artifice behind them are beyond even their ken. That is why I will only invite the bravest of wizards to even approach my wares!!!

Pfff. What a silly little sales strategy! His claim that his wares are Supernatural is simply to make his trinkets more appealing for the uneducated in...

Macky and Eoton discuss a few of the games from 2022 that they really wanted to play, but missed out on.

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Eee gad! What is that contraption carrying your belongings! A steam automaton??? What... does it eat steam??? It does not matter!

Good sir, can you see the distress your automaton is causing to the people in this room? The entity carrying your knickknacks poses too many mysteries and possible dangers. A question on my mind is- if the automaton is a conscious being or just a assortment of metal? What if it does not have a consciousness, but wishes to pilfer one of ours?!

However, that would be an...

Eoton and Macky talk about taming wild beasts and the bonds this creates. Be sure to join our social media!!

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Greetings dear listener! It is I, the Bard, reaching to you through the Veil! It is once again time for me to showcase my glorious tales without those buffoons talking our ears off! Go on! Have a listen and perhaps it will entice you to listen to my other fabulous introductions of, Ramble Shamble! Be sure to join our social media!!

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THANK YOU! THANK YOU! You are all too kind!

I do beg for your forgiveness for the dishevelled appearance of our hero. Tough times call for stringent measures. We learned that the kingdom is aware of my whereabouts. But let’s not fret that NOW!

We all need a distraction from our troublesome times! Some of us resort to drinking alcohol, some to the arts, while other like to languor and enjoy the motions of the world around them. Let us all go to our happy place and listen to...

MAKE WAY! MAKE WAY! YOU! YES YOU! WHO ELSE WOULD I BE TALKING TO!

Clear that table! Can you not see! This brave man had escaped from that horrendous kingdom who wrongly accused me of my crimes! Oh the tortures this hero must of gone through to uphold my whereabouts from those prying eyes. I can see it in their eyes that they would never squeal!

Or did you?! TELL ME! ARE THEY ON THEIR WAY? Not telling me hey.... Do not TEST me BOY! [Like Gandalf when the...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! I am so pleased you are able to join me this fine evening! Do my eyes deceives me?? Those empty expressions and those eyes staring into world beyond our own. JUST LOOK AT YOURSELVES!! Your are drooling on my alchemic workspaces! That settles it! I know exactly what aliment inflects you all... it is BOREDOM!!!

It is simply baffling that any of you could be bored especially in my alchemic lab and in my magnificent presence! Fortunately for all of you, the cure for boredom is simple to...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! I am so pleased you are able to join me this uninspiring evening! Wondering why it’s uninspiring? Well it is quite simple. We are at the kingdoms, no, the world’s greatest Alchemy fair and it is littered with this pedestrian trash called Techno-logicks!

This drivel reeks of the workings of the bard and his foolish tales! Last year’s alchemy was pure and the intention were to better the King and their Kingdom! Now it is all about improving the riff-raffs lives! Cleaner washing areas?! What a wast...

Eoton and Macky talk about the Multiverse and travelling between different universes within it.

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Oh another tale another day.

Oh me, I am just not entirely inspired today. I know I am required to give a daily tale, but we all need a change to our routines! I know, What about you sir?? Why don’t you stand on this stage in front of this massive audience?

Too scared?! Unable to withstand the onslaught of thousands of balefully scrutinous eyes? Oh come on. It is not like the audience will bite your head off! Worried that you would make a fool of yourself? If...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! I am so pleased you are able to join me this fine evening! As you all could probably tell, it is again the season in which the souls of the deceased rise again to torment our fair kingdom! it is also the perfect time to test my new invention.

Fear NOT! As the led alchemic practitioner of our kingdom, I shall smite down all spectral beings to the dirt that they hail from! Now where did I put my spectral goo power dynamiser?

LAB ASSISTANT MICHAEL??? I put an...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! I am so pleased you are able to join me this fine evening! Your timing could not have been any better as I was looking for a volunteer for my next experiment! Do not fret! I have already tested it on some prisoners earlier and the results were very enlightening.

You are needed for this experiment so we can save our kingdom from its financial woes! Yes... What is this experiment you ask? It is my time machine of course! We shall plunder, I mean, obtain the treasures...

We all know of how brilliant Nicola Tesla was, but have you heard about his oddities?

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I DID IT!! I DID IT!

What did I do exactly, that remains to be seen, for it is yet unfolding! I was summoned by the higher powers of this kingdom to assist a group of adventurers in tackling a dangerous dungeon. There were many perils and many of us were sadly killed. But sacrifices had to be made! By completing the dungeon, we were allowed one treasure for our reward. Using my eyes to peer for any magikcs- I discovered a Lamp!

Do not be deceived by its mere presence, as there is a...

A pinch of Cerberus’ whiskers, 4 teeth of troglodyte, the mucous of a roc, and the mere wings of one Dragonfly. Ye GODS! No, no, no. WRONG AGAIN! Oh! I did not see you there. How long have you been urking in the shadows?! This here? Oh this is nothing. Merely my dinner after today’s tale. I was certainly not trying to make a new form of predator to rid me of all morning roosters. Why don’t they SHUT UP? Where the hell did the myth of them crowing in the morning come from anyway? They do it all, d...

Come and Check out the collaboration with Teawithus! T and Macky embark on telling their recommendations on what to watch when chilling at home! They regale on movies, series, and some NOT TO WATCH!

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Eoton and Macky discuss the events of the Great War.

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Welcome, Welcome! What a glorious day it is! Why I am in such a chipper mood? Well that is simple! The suns are shining, we have a surplus of delectable foods, and I have received word that my zombie gift to my previous kingdom was a success.

I see I have some nay-sayers in the crowd who do not believe our Kingdom is sub-par. Whether you believe me or not, I have travelled vast lands and I can attest that your woes are foolish.

What of the lands beyond...

Greeting dear listener! It is I, the Bard reaching to you through the Veil! It is once again time for me to showcase my glorious tales without those buffoons talking our ears off! Go on! Have a listen and perhaps it will entice you to listen to my other fabulous introductions of, Ramble Shamble! Be sure to join our social media!!

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! I am so pleased you are able to join me this fine evening! It is I! The man of alchemy in this ill and festered kingdom. I know we have had to tighten our belts of late, beleaguered as the kingdom is with this UNHOLY UNDEAD PLAGUE, but fret thee not! Thanks to my advanced alchemic practices, I will quickly return these undead beasts back into dust!

You all are probably wondering who set upon these animated carrion to benight our fair kingdom. Look no further to that infamous, frivolous and...

In this shard Eoton and Macky talk about the events in Ender's Game.

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Aaaahhh. It is good to be in a new Tavern! So many new faces, new sights, and new gruel you call food. Oh, I can see that my audience from the old tavern have followed me to my new work place! I. AM. TOUCHED! No flowers or garlands for your favourite bard? I guess I must prove myself yet again. But you are nothing like those brainless buffoons who decided to stick in that kingdom with its fat monarch. Maybe I will send an undead army to plague that wretched kingdom?? But no. That would be too dangerous. Or...

This might be a strange solution, but should we maybe accelerate climate change? Join us as we discuss this atypical solution. Be sure to check out the main episode!

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Oh! oh. It is just you. Why am I sneaking around? Is it not obvious!? I broke away from my confinement and now I am on the run! I need to gather my remaining belongings from the inn and move to another kingdom.

Why must you always appear in the worst of times, hmm? Sometimes I think you are not human. Hmmm. Perhaps you are not? I jest!

I can see all and can tell you are hooked to my tales and want to hear more! Very well. With a giant feather given to me...

In this shard Eoton and Macky talk about some recent controversy surrounding Hogwarts Legacy and give some honest opinions on the matter.

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Announcer: For crimes against our King and Kingdom, the bard has been accused of inspiring a rebellion and causing distrust and chaos. How do you plead?

Bard: I plead not guilty! It is not I who abused their holy power to control the masses and reaped all the wealth of their labour! If only I had a fraction of the powers that were described in the past. how I could then correct all the injustices in this kingdom. Starting at the TOP!

Announcer: Enough! We all know of your “so called” tales from the past. That...

Can that blasted Roster keep its beak shut for once in its simple life! Some of us do not need to be told that it is morning. Anyone can tell when it is morning by looking outside. Such a useless job. Almost as useless as the guards in this cell, judging from the timing of teatime. And the bloody things screech all day in any case…How many mornings are there in a day?

Hey. I resent that. What I do is vital in the legal system of our kingdom.

Oh please. Your specious legal sy...

In this here shard we talk about something that irritates us to no end, and that anyone familiar with internet entertainment is likely used to dealing with on a daily basis. We hope you aren't left flustered and frothing at the mouth from this one.

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They got my message right?! Of course they did! No one can fetter my magicks!

What are you muttering about!? There is no amnesty for you and none to save your hide. Your audience with our Holy King is at day break, if he is not recovering from last nights festivities.

Daybreak!? That is not much time at all. The Moon is already at its peak for the night. Oh how I wish I could command the moon to stay where it is. Or even yet, to transport to the moon where I would have...

Macky and Eoton discuss the biggest sports industry in the world.

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SANTA HAS ARRIVED! Come and listen to the helpful advice to avoid those pesky scams during your Christmas Shopping! Do not forget to share your wisdom with us and everyone around! Be sure to join our social media!!

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What will happen to the human species when we have had the chance for our technology to fully integrate with our lives? What will be the limit? In this shard, we talk about precisely that! Be sure to join our social media!! 1. YouTube: Subscribe, Ring the Bell and comment 2. Discord: https://discord.gg/WyY9Yp8MhQ 3. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ramble2Shamble 4. Fumble Shamble: https://www.youtube.com/@fumbleshamble8630 5. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce8efptrn... 6. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100082021007967

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! I am so pleased you are able to join me this fine evening! Do not fret yourselves as you are all in the right place. But where is that place? Well, with me of course! mmm-now that that the frivolous bard is out of the way I digress and there is no time to waste! We all know what time of the year it is! It is the time where we venture forth to find the perfect gifts for our friends and loved ones. But there are no cardinal aethera in the other...

Oh well hello! I am so happy you could join me. What this? Why I am I so happy?! Oh that is simple. I have devised my escape from this bleak situation. How? Well quite simple! A certain type of moth came to visit my cell the night before which I had cast a messaging spell onto it. One my message reaches my desire contact, they shall rush over to my rescue! The best part is this contact is not even part of this kingdom as they belong to another kingdom. Specifically the “Animal” Kingdom. I know that look! You...

Perhaps if I combine my magic with the gruel that the call food, I could blast my way through this wall. No no. That would kill me in process. Oh I know I shall sing my way through by charming the guards! But then the archers would kill me. What if I... No. But! No. Oh Visitors! Welcome, Welcome! Have you come here to witness the greatest escape of all time!!! ANOTHER TALE! Really! When I am on the brink of a breakthrough! I need to save my magic for my daring escape! What?! Use my veils to the...

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Town crier: Leader of rebellion caught and now to present themselves to our holy and magnificent monarch!

Oh. I see I am still allowed visitors to during my times of woe. Are you here to help me? Possibly provide me a way to escape or better yet prove my innocence? Nooo.... I can tell you want another tale!? Do you really think I am in the position to give you another tale. From all the rumour I have heard of how our Monarch treats his prisoners, I might as well be a dead man!

Prisoner...