Queers of Time Podcast
Welcome to the Queers of Time podcast! We're all about shining light on and discussing the queerer aspects of Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time series and the Amazon TV show. We discuss theories, representation in the books and the TV show, fan-shipping, the Divine Gift that is Siuaraine, and much more!
I Understand A Little Bit More About Heterosexuality
This episode contains spoilers for The Wheel of Time TV show up to the third season's seventh episode. The end of the episode also contains spoilers for all of the Wheel of Time books.
Welcome to today's episode of The Perrin and Faile Show. At least that's what we're calling today's episode of the Queers of Time, in which we discuss Goldeneyes, episode seven of season three of the Wheel of Time show.
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Who Killed Shania Twain?
This episode contains spoilers for the Wheel of Time books up to The Gathering Storm (we think).
On this episode of the Queers of Time, we talk about chapters 26 to 28 of The Gathering Storm. They were actually pretty decent, which was surprising because you know what? It was an Aviendha chapter and two Mat chapters.
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You, Too, Can Own A Sakarnen
This episode contains spoilers for The Wheel of Time TV show up to the third season's sixth episode. The end of the episode also contains spoilers for all of the Wheel of Time books.
Today on the Queers of Time we’re here to talk about Episode 6, The Shadow in the Night, a phenomenal episode with Moghedien madness, Tanchico cheekiness, Liandrin looniness, oh and also in which Matt loves the Hills of Tanchico song but doesn’t realize it’s about bewbs.Â
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She's Drunk-Dialing Her Ex Through A Teenage Girl
This episode contains spoilers for The Wheel of Time TV show up to the third season's fifth episode. The end of the episode also contains spoilers for all of the Wheel of Time books.
Today on the Queers of Time we discuss the latest episode of the show, Season 3 episode 5, Tel'aran'riod, which Matt only knows how to pronounce because Kate Reading is a sweetheart who helped him through it. Anyway, in today’s episode, Rand is naughty, Egwene has yet to meet a rule she can’t break, Perrin continues to be interesting, and Mat proves to be a...
How Many Knives Can A Sapphic Fit In Her Pockets?
This episode contains spoilers for The Wheel of Time TV show up to the third season's fourth episode. The end of the episode also contain spoilers for all of the Wheel of Time books.
On today's episode of the Queers of Time, we talk about all things Rhuidean. Whether it's Hot Rand doing Hot Rand Things in the past and being a little gay, or whether it's Moiraine and Lanfear having glorious hate sex, or whether it's all the Aes Sedai and Aiel drama, Rafe and the show definitely delivered!
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Galina Is Important To Us As The Queers Of Time
This episode contains spoilers for The Wheel of Time TV show up to the third season's third episode. The end of the episode also contain spoilers for all of the Wheel of Time books.
In today’s episode we talk about the hotly awaited three-way between Mat, Galad, and Gawyn. The three-way sword-fight. Sword-sword-staff fight? It was very phallic, either way. Oh, and other things happened, too. Join us on Queers of Time as we talk about Red Ajah drama, the Black Ajah shutting down child weddings, and everyone’s favorite pocket-sized Forsaken, Sammy Shortcakes, all in Seas...
Who Is Having a Better Time Than Lanfear Right Now? Moghedien.
This episode contains spoilers for The Wheel of Time TV show up to the third season's second episode. The end of the episode also contain spoilers for all of the Wheel of Time books.
On today’s episode of Queers of Time, we discuss all the happenings in Season 3 Episode 2, A Question or Crimson. Break down with us as we discuss Cersei Lannister’s show debut, Mat the fuckboi being a fuckboi while listening to fuckbois fucking, and Ryma Sedai’s totally chill Houdini return to the tower after one of the most traumatic scenes of season 2.Â
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And Then Mommy Came
This episode contains spoilers for The Wheel of Time TV show up to the third season's first episode. The last 25 minutes of the episode also contain spoilers for all of the Wheel of Time books.
The Longing is dead, long live the Longing! We finally got to watch the Wheel of Time Season 3 Episode 1, and boy that was a lot. The Shredding shredded, our Two Rivers folks have Trauma, and some folks enjoyed themselves while people were fighting for their lives downstairs. Enjoy!
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Interview With Rafe Judkins
This episode contains some light spoilers up to The Fires of Heaven.
The Queers of Time got the amazing opportunity to interview Rafe Judkins, the showrunner of the Wheel of Time TV show on Prime Video. Tune in on March 13th for the third season of the Wheel of Time.
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Cut That. Don't. Cut That.
This episode contains speculations for the third season of the Wheel of Time and spoilers for the Wheel of Time books it may cover (up to The Fires of Heaven, more or less).
We are getting *so* close to the third season of the Wheel of Time, and boy we are excited for it. Join us as Kat and Camille share some of what they're looking forward for WoT S3.
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Dollar Tree Semirhage
This episode contains spoilers up to the Gathering Storm.
Today, we're going through Chapters 22 to 25 of the Gathering Storm. In which Rand becomes Cuendillar, Gawyn is a moron, and Sheriam reconsiders her career choices.
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The Wheel Of Time Could Use Some Furries
Spoilers for the Wheel of Time books up to the Fire of Heaven, and speculations for Season 3.
Join us as we're gushing over the official trailer for the third season of the Wheel of Time TV Show, available very soon on Prime Video. We're hyped!
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Fishpussy? Please Explain...
This episode contains spoilers up to The Fires of Heaven, I think.
At Queers of Time, we take thorough data analysis very seriously. As a result, we've asked our Tarot decks whether S3 of The Wheel Of Time will "turn the gay up" even further and the answer was absolutely yes. Enjoy our Tarot-based S3 predictions!
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Moiraine And Her Emotional Support Hat
This episode contains theories about the third season of the Wheel of Time, and may as a result contain book spoilers up to The Fires of Heaven.
The third season of the Wheel of Time is coming up soon! The Queers of Time gathered to gush over all the new shiny season 3 goodies, from Moiraine's emotional support hat to Mat's interesting fashion choices.
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Boop. Get Away.
This episode contains spoilers for all of The Gathering Storm.
We're back with some reading of the Gathering Storm. Today, we've got PoVs from Tuon, Mat, Perrin, and Faile. Somehow, Tuon's chapter was the most interesting one, and that says a lot.
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Not Multi-Level Marketing Romances
It's that time of the year again, when Camille and Matt discusses their 2024 book reading experiences. Join us for some book recommendations (and slander)!
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Death Twink
This episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books.
Join the Queers of Time crew as we try once again to figure out which Wheel of Time characters best embody the different Major Arcana cards. No pre-existing tarot knowledge required!
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That's a Bit Dramatic, Even For You
The Queers of Time book club is back! Today, we discuss Trailer Park Prince, by Andre L. Bradley.
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The Kinks Were Kinking
The episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books.
The Queers of Time continue their great reread of The Gathering Storm, and today's chapters are particularly spicy. From Egwene putting Elaida in her place to Cadsuane getting creative with her interrogation tactics, there's plenty of badassery to unpack. Settle in as the gang breaks down all the kinky, political, and strategic highlights from chapters 16 to 18 of The Gathering Storm.
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There Was A Lot Of Choking
This episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books.
The Wheel of Time gods have blessed us with a surprise Season 3 teaser, and the Queer of Time crew is here to break it all down - from Moiraine's possible demise to Rand taking center stage, plus all the juicy queer vibes you can handle. A must-listen!
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Empty & Waiting To Be Filled
This episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books.
In this fun and light episode, our Queers of Time hosts match Wheel of Time characters to Major Arcana of the Tarot deck. No pre-existing tarot knowledge required!
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It's A-Me, Berelain
A chill, no-prep episode, in which we talked about the books, movies, and shows we've recently consumed. What have you been reading these days?
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Rough & Natural Bros
This episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books.
The Queers of Time reread The Gathering Storm - Chapters 13 to 15. Some hot warder gets slightly obsessed with Gawyn (it's somehow mutual), Cadsuane expresses some respect for Sorilea (I ship it), Rand shares a dream with Moridin (both need therapy), and Min figures something out about the seals (she's not a sexy lamp). Enjoy!
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A Person Is Not Consenting To Being Murdered
Matt and Camille discusses the upcoming Netflix adaptation of Oscar Wilde's "The Picture of Dorian Gray", and some of the concerns they have about it.
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I Shouldn't Be Forgetting That Isildur Is Someone Who Exists
This episode contains spoilers for all of Rings of Power.
"Can someone please take care of this motherfucker? Like, he's not strong, anyone can do it, really." Enjoy Kat and James' coverage of the finale of Rings of Power Season Two!
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The Fuckery Runneth Deep
This episode contains spoilers for Rings of Power, up to Season 2, Episode 7.
In this Queers of Power episode, Kat and James analyze Rings of Power S2E7, "Doomed to Die". They discuss Celebrimbor's tragic journey, the siege of Eregion, and the impending doom for Khazad-dûm. An exciting and intense episode, with a very fitting title. Enjoy!
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They Have To Make The Straights Kiss
This episode contains spoilers for Rings of Power, up to Season Two Episode Six.
On Rings of Power S2E6, Celebrimbor continues his work on the rings for Men while Annatar takes over Eregion, MĂriel faces a challenge in Numenor, and The Stranger fears for his harfoots friends. What did Kat and James think of this episode? Listen and find out!
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Celebrimbor, You're In Danger, Girl
This episode contains spoilers for Rings of Power, up to Season Two Episode Five.
After a brief interlude, James and Kat are back with a discussion on Rings of Power S2E5, "Halls of Stone". In which Celebrimbor is in an abusive relationship and really needs to get out ASAP, Kemen is a little bitch (as his mother said he would be), and we found out that rings aren't great for the Dwarves.
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And Other Healthy Parenting Tips From The Aiel
This episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books.
The Queers of Time reread The Gathering Storm - Chapter 10 to 12. Join us for some Rotel dip, some rocks shenanigans (but we won't tell you why Aviendha should carry them around), and some Egwene girl bossing her way through the White Tower. Enjoy!
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Sometimes You Do An Oopsie Or Whoopsie, It's Fine
This episode contains spoilers for Rings of Power, up to Season Two, Episode Four.
"Eldest", the mid-way episode of the second season of Rings of Power, was a lore-heavy episode, from the first live-adaptation of Tom Bombadil, to Nori and Poppy meeting the Stoors, and Elrond and Galadriel fighting off Barrow-wights. Also, we met some Ents! Join Kat and James as they share all their thoughts on this episode.
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I Have A Note That Says: "I Hate Men"
This episode contains spoilers for Rings of Power, up to Season 2, Episode 3.
In which Kat and James chat about who's the bestest horse (shoutout to Berek), Numenor's latest family drama, and Annatar's very urgent plans (dude's on a clock). Enjoy!
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Even If You're Galadriel, You Can't 1v1 Sauron
This episode contains spoilers for Rings of Power up to Season 2, Episode 2.
James and Kat continue their coverage of Rings of Power with a discussion about Season 2, Episode 2: "Where the Stars are Strange". Alternative titles: "Because Galadriel Is Right", "Elrond, Why Are You Like This", guess you all are warned!
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Uncalled For, Not Mindful, Not Demure
This episode contains spoilers for Rings of Power up to S2E1.
The Queers of Power are back with our coverage of the second season of Rings of Power, the highly anticipated The Lord of the Rings TV show available on Prime Video. Today, Kat and James chat about the first episode of this new season, "Elven Kings Under the Sky".Â
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Semirhage Definitely Fracks
This episode contains spoilers for the Wheel of Time books up to Knife of Dreams.
Drag Queens are amazing and incredibly talented artists, but which ones of them should play the Wheel of Time Forsaken? We're answering that with Ali Shields, from Wheel Takes and Hot Nuance Podcast.
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Is Nynaeve A Brat?
This episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books.
The Queers of Time reread The Gathering Storm - Chapter 7 to 9. We're catching up with Nynaeve in Arad Doman, Siuan outside of the White Tower, and Perrin in Malden.
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It Was Indeed An Angry Lesbian
Today is many gay pride, many gay prejudice. In another movie review, the Queers of Time watched the 2022 movie Fire Island, which stars Joel Kim Booster, Bowen Yang, Margaret Cho, and many others.
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The CEO of the Pokemon Company Is One of the Five Great Captains?
This episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books.
Today we're reading chapters 4 to 6 of the Gathering Storm! In which Gawyn is frustrating, Rand is sad (again), Cadsuane is frustrated, Rotel dip is one of the Great Captains, and Egwene is going through bubbles of evil. Also it's our 100th episode and this summary is the only place in which this will be mentioned because we really just forgot.
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Oh Gosh, Is This A 'Not All Men' Episode?
This episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books.
Today, the Queers of Time decided to do a topic near and dear to their heart, that they decided to call "Warders and Gender Bullshit". On the menu: why Warders only boys? Why Warders subservient/less than?
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You Can't Workshop The Title, It Needs To Be Spontaneous
This episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books.
The Queers of Time reread The Gathering Storm - Chapters 1 to 3. Rand is broody, Egwene is feisty, and Aviendha is a Republican. Enjoy!
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I Don't Think Shara's Problem Was Woke And Diversity
This episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books.
The Queers of Time reread The Gathering Storm - Prologue. In case you didn't know, the storm (or the apocalypse) is coming, Graendal has big Drag Queen energy, and there are some things only wives (or Sanderson) can do. Apparently.
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