Two Douchebags and a Microphone

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By: Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

topic driven format with odd news stories, regular features and skits. kind of a morning show vibe with more raunchy humor because it's not governed by the FCC! please give us a listen and give us input at doucheb66@yahoo.com.

Rob does his high wire stunt he has practiced on for 12 years, it didn't end well.
#17
Last Monday at 12:38 PM

Rob long awaited highwire stunt finally happens, it didn't end well.........


greatest sports show episode ever!!! listen to pure gold, NOW
#16
Last Saturday at 5:10 AM

Greatest sports show episode EVER!!


another horrible edition of the music creeps. eat it up suckas
#15
Last Friday at 3:20 PM

chew on this bag of garbage....music creeps are here


six hours of entertainment in an hour and a half. Don't let this benchmark in podcast entertainment go without downloading it NOW!
#14
Last Thursday at 1:52 AM

Six hours of shocking, raw, loud entertainment crammed in an hour and a half! Don't miss out. Download it NOW!!


Rob has a pet pet twig named willy
#11
05/12/2025

Rob loves his pet twig willy


creepy music talk
#10
05/08/2025

creeps mouthing off about music


sports talk from bastards
#9
05/08/2025

two bastard and a microphone


mark is back from vacay, means more douchebaggery
#8
05/07/2025

Mark's vacay is over so here's more douchebaggery


mark's back from vacay and so are the douchebagery
#8
05/07/2025

Mark is back from vacay means more douchebagery


The Music Creeps Go Cruising- well, Mark does anyway
#12
05/03/2025

Topher is still holed up in the coffee shop while Mark and his trophy wife live it up on the high seas. The boat's wi-fi makes a move.


Special International Edition of The Sports Bastards
#13
05/03/2025

Topher is at a coffee shop, Mark is on a boat with iffy wi-fi.


Mark tries to catch mice with a pair of tongs
#7
04/27/2025

mark accidentally grabbed rob's sack with tongs while trying to catch a mouse


music talk from the creeps
#6
04/27/2025

creepy music talk


NFL talk from the bastards!
#5
04/26/2025

NFL info and other garbage from the bastards!


rob makes doughnuts out of cheerio's
#4
04/24/2025

Rob's cheerios have frosting on them, they're still gross.


Mark ties Rob's stick art to his jeeps bumper and destroys it. Rob lights Mark's ass hair on fire
#3
04/21/2025

Mark's ass hairs mysteriously catch fire after destroys Rob's stick figure art.


Rob gets his penis bit by a parakeet
#2
04/16/2025

Rob has to pry a parakeet's beak of his penis.


Rob argues with a turtle
#1
04/14/2025

Rob had a turtle snap him on the nose, he still kept arguing with the turtle.


music talk from the creeps
#55
04/12/2025

creepy music show.


Mark puts flakes of rust in robs ice tea
#54
04/09/2025

robs ice tea tastes like rust flakes


Sports talk from two bastards
#53
04/09/2025

two bastards talk sports


Mark buys a pet cockroach from Rob.
#52
04/07/2025

Rob sells Mark a cockroach that the picked up in a corner.


creeps discussing music news
04/05/2025

music news and facts from two creeps


Rob's fishing lures look just like metal forks
#51
04/04/2025

Rob bends forks trying to make homemade fishing lures, it doesn't work.


music talk from your favorite creeps
#50
04/03/2025

music talk from the creeps


Rob is convinced his bag of gummy bears can talk
#51
04/03/2025

Ron tries to communicate with a bag of life savers


sports from the bastards
#49
04/02/2025

sports talk from two bastards


Mark throws sewage at Rob
#48
04/01/2025

Rob stomps on mark's groin area


more music talk from the creeps
#46
03/27/2025

music talk from the creeps


Rob sells old socks to buy a hamster
#47
03/27/2025

rob buys a hamster with old socks money


brand new sports bastards yay
#45
03/26/2025

yup you read it here first, new sports bastards!


Mark and rob have several topics and pretty much crap
#44
03/24/2025

crap and stuff


Mark is a bullshit magnet, more of his barrage of shit. Rob has some comments on current events, mark has some odd facts plus more
#43
03/19/2025

Rob has commentary on news articles and Mark has more bullshit that was dumped on him.


discussion on the sad state of modern corporate radio, mark is injured again plus odd stories comical bits.
#42
03/18/2025

discussion on the state of modern corporate radio, mark is injured again plus odd stories and comical pieces.


Mark looks for super powers after being shocked by jabbing a fork in a toaster
#41
03/13/2025

Rob is convinced he has super powers after being bitten by a termite


Rob tears off marks big toenail. the bastard
#40
03/11/2025

Rob eats marks big toenail as a joke.


music creeps talk music and other assorted bullshit
#39
03/08/2025

Creeps talking music and other random bullshit


yay a brand new douchebags...........
#38
03/06/2025

yay a brand new douchebags.......................................


NFL talk from the idiots
#37
03/04/2025

Idiots talking NFL


Rob invents a new dance called the tumble
#36
03/04/2025

mark tries out Rob's new dance the tumble.