Dead Men Talking

Professional farter Charlene Cuthbertson tells us how she’s monetized farting. It’s the best day of Tom’s life.

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Danny Mcloughlin makes his long awaited Dead Men debut where we watch the world’s worst movie trailer, help Skechers sell some trainers, and Rob has some news. It’s no big deal.

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Paul Gorton from The Traitors is about to experience the Dead Men dip, but first we talk about Mickey Rourke, the fat one from Little Mix and a very regrettable tattoo.

Freddy has received some complaints and cares about it dee...

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Rob has been to New York and he’s got us all presents! We improve flying (for one person), Tom has an AIDS party and Freddy is excited to purge.

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As the best and only comedy podcast based in the North West we give some newcomers to pod game a little leg up and show them the ropes. One of them throws up some confetti.

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Rob frightens Kimmy Kaiy immediately, and then Freddy asks the question that we all wanted to ask. Tom has a special treat breakfast.

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Madison is furious because today’s guest is Eshaan Akbar (but we like him, you should follow him and see him live). Freddy’s done a very odd gig. Eshaan tells us what he likes and how he likes it (but it’s not gay). Rob is angry and with good reason.

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Lanky comedian Tom Wrigglesworth joins us to discuss Freddy’s disappointing fat career, which animals aren’t worth visiting at the zoo, and Tom’s worrying International Women’s Day

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Matt Richardson tells us about his terrible time on Coach Trip with Honey G, and why he’s about to get in lots of trouble. The world’s best podcast feature has survived.

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Podcast favourite Taylor Ryan has an autistic competition with Freddy. Some Peter Kay fans have been fat and stupid. Never trust an accountant.

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Queen of Dead Men Talking Rebecca Goodwin has a lovely time on her favourite podcast and tells us her ridiculous story from the last couple of weeks. Freddy finds a use for his unique sense of smell and we talk about the importance of wiping arses.

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Comedy legend Slim joins us as we discuss who controls boob jobs, why black people should always have a white friend and why monkeys make terrible pets

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It’s episode 199 so it’s time to celebrate BABY! We’ve got confetti, we’ve got party blowers, and Tom’s brought a cake…

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Elon Musk has been a naughty boy and it’s ruined one of our catchphrases. Someone has blown the Terry Christian competition wide open.

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Freddy has yet another ailment. There’s some HUGE coat news which makes the whole feature worthwhile. Tom has a sky high sparkler bill.

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We do some gentle ribbing. Freddy finds an influencer that we HAVE to get on. Tom meets lots of people with one leg. A couple have way too many personalities. 

Let’s keep this giggle train rolling!

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Phil Ellis comes camouflaged and tells us why it’s important to wipe your rim, how he got scammed for a stool sample and why he’s going to become a surgeon.

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Rob has brought a new game which involves guessing and orifices (it’s classic Dead Men!). Freddy wants a wife who lays eggs and sausages (it’s classic Dead Men!). Is a knife just a small sword (Classic Dead Men!)? We rawdog an email and give Tom a new name (More CLASSIC Dead Men!).

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Freddy has been on a romantic night out with his Mum which ends in some dark thoughts. Gays and Jamaicans swap accents. Tom has a new idea to solve obesity and then loses a bet that he didn’t make.

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Phil Nichol tells some ridiculous stories. Lily Phillips is feeling regretful. Freddy finds a TV show about people who are definitely not gay. Tom let’s himself down.

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Dead Men Hall of Famer Gia Clarke returns to studio to discuss BBLs, how she’s helping the nation save money, and bizarre fetishes. People are getting scammed by Hawk Tuah (or are they?)

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Freddy has a health update. And a fat update. Tom learns about muffins. Gregg Wallace has been in trouble. Everyone is Poland now.

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Kunt & The Gang is back to tell us about his Shannon Matthews musical, how we stopped LadBaby, and why Jaguar have gone woke.

We have an interesting competition regarding our new enemy Terry Christian.

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Brennan Reece is on the couch for one of our best ever episodes as he explains the time he met Michael Barrymore, why he wants to be a quiz show host, and how he helped his nan protect her modesty.

We also play man or woman (which is fine because it was on TV)

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Star of The Crisp Sessions Jamie Hutchinson tells us why he needs wired headphones. Rob brings a new game. We buy someone a present.

Watch or listen to Jamie’s brilliant other podcast The Crisp Sessions after this (or Hot Water’s Green room I suppose if you like Jamie but not Tom)

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Taskbastard 2 will be recorded on 23rd January at Fairfield Social Club in Manchester! Tickets available at 9am on Fri 16th November on Patreon.

Rootin’ Tootin’ Adam Rowe tells us why he loves cowboys (and we explain why he’s wrong), Rob loses an argument about music (but doesn’t care), Freddy gets confused about gay things (but is gay)

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Madison gets to speak publicly for the first time. Freddy wants to be commemorated when he dies. We find the most pointless talent in the world. Tom can’t read someone’s name (because it’s stupid)

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Liam Payne is dead which is very sad obviously. Freddy has an old man moan about Halloween. Someone eats a gigantic sandwich. We solve a problem by buying a bike.

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Geordie legend Gav Webster joins us as we work out all the things the King has never done. A landlord demands to see women’s clothes.

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Jacob Hawley has a big, slow heart and used to have a sex doll. Russell Brand has been a naughty boy again. We find the weirdest romantic gesture ever. Freddy and Rob disagree about gifts (and everything, obvs)

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Frenchy is back! Freddy meets his biggest fan, and the worst waitress. Rob has an emergency. A man lives in a bin. 

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Rory Paints has painted the Dead Men and it is HORRIFIC. He also tells us about how rubbish India is and why he’s being sued by Hasbulla (but not Erling Haaland)

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Kai Humphries learns how to get rid of a blended woman. Tom has a new pair of glasses and they look stupid. Freddy is even closer to death.

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Powder Chugger Crawford tells us what he will and won’t eat, how he became a tiktok star and whether or not he’s stupid

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THIS ONE IS VERY DARK YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Dave Longley tries to settle the argument of whether Freddy is autistic or not. Then he says some horrible, horrible things. We advise headphones for this one. 

NOT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION

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Gbemi Oladipo thinks about going to the slavery museum, Freddy kisses his Dad and a man gets a terrible reward from work.

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Jack Skipper fails at his Mastermind specialist subject. Freddy takes laziness to a new level. Tom learns about 4D.

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We’re in Edinburgh where Carl Donnelly joins with tales of Indian Mousetrap. Freddy gets a bad review. Rob has done a very loud fart. Tom has done something much worse.

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Hatty Preston is in the guest host seat and tells us why everyone loves her. Someone emails us with a stupid name. Freddy brags about knowing the alphabet.

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Rob wants to become a signwriter, Freddy has a lookalike, a man swallows things he shouldn’t (and it’s not Freddy)

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