SCP Archives
Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files. New episodes weekly. * * * Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP Foundation Wiki
SCP-1919: "The Hotel of Duplicates
SCP-1919 is an early 19th-century mansion in [REDACTED], which was converted into a hotel in the early 20th century and later abandoned.
Content Warnings: Dopplegangers, loud noises- feedback, Disfiguration and dismemberment, Gun violence, Foul language
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SCP-2774: "The Slow Burn Sloth"
SCP-2774 is an unidentified cognitohazardous humanoid, believed to be wearing a sloth costume.
Content Warnings: Suicidal Ideation, Involuntary Euthanasia, Helplessness
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Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz.
SCP-2774 was written by Moohab
Script by Kevin Whitlock
Narrator - Jon Grilz
Dr. Chung- Elissa Park
Subject 0886 - Russ More
Subject 7444 - Kale Brown
Subject 9225 -Terrell Worrell
Sound Design- Derrick Valen
Theme Song- Matt Ro...
SCP-5758: "The Moth Tide"
SCP-5758 is the collective designation for the phenomena and entities surrounding Theban Tomb TT1471 and the modern Cult of Khonsu.
Content Warnings: Mentions of sexual activity, ritual sacrifice, insects/decay.
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SCP-3066: "Absurdity"
SCP-3066 is a small log cabin in Linville Gorge, North Carolina. It is dilapidated and appears to have been abandoned in 1937.
Content Warnings: Body Horror, Loss of Bodily Autonomy, Betrayal.
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Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
SCP-3066 was written by Bentu
Script by Kevin Whitlock
Narrator- Jon Grilz
Beta-Actual- Kayla Temshiv
Command- Russ More
Beta-2- Bonnie Calderwood Aspinwall
Beta-3- Elissa Park
Beta-4- Dustin Parsons
A...
SCP-7545: “The Dying of the Wolf”
SCP-7545 is Sanctum Eleven, an underground bunker complex located in [REDACTED] and privately owned by O5-11 from 1919 up until his death in 1998...
Content Warnings: Suicide, bereavement, mentions of wartime violence, and mentions of systemic injustice.
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SCP-0001-J: "World's Best Boss"
Happy April Fools day.
SCP-0001-J is the anomalously large ego of the Administrator of the SCP Foundation. No larger ego has been recorded in history, and his ego is in direct contrast to his intelligence.
Content warnings: Gore, Nuclear Armageddon
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Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
SCP-0001-j was written by AwhRyan and Hikarinu
Script by Daisy McNamara
Narrator- Derrick Valen
Tired Narrator- Virginia Spotts
Miller- Dustin Parsons
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SCP-1859: “Life Over Geological Time”
SCP-1859 is a temporal anomaly in the center of a massive underground cavern roughly 238 km in diameter. The chamber is located in [DATA REDACTED], several kilometers below the surface. Time passes more quickly with proximity to the epicenter…
Content Warnings: N/A
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SCP-2419: “The Laughing Men”
SCP-2419 is a refinery and waste disposal facility located 75 kilometers north of Summer Springs, Colorado. It was constructed by the Foundation in 1954 for destruction and long-term storage of hazardous wastes.
Content Warnings: Grief, incination of a living person, graphic violence, gun violence, body horror.
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<...SCP-7311: "Insecure Facility Dossier"
Site-57 spent the first 20 years of its operation as a standard mass-containment facility for digital anomalies found throughout the eastern United States.
Content Warnings: Unhealthy relationships
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Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
SCP-7311 was written by Rounderhoyse
Script by Kevin Whitlock
Robert Cordol- Jon Grilz
Computer - Rissa Montanez
Site 57- Daisy McNamara
Magellan- K...
SCP-2521: “##-#####-##-#” Pt. 2
If we do encounter it, expect to be administered Type-C amnestics after the mission to prevent re-emergence
Content Warnings: Foul language, self-harm, gun-violence, and genocide.
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SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
SCP-2521 was written by LurkD
“Creaking at the Seams” was written by Rallisto...
