Saturday Morning Tuesdays

We hope you’ve laundered your smoking jacket since last week, because we’re back for more Anime Masterpiece Theatre, which is currently about a bunch of dudes dying. You won’t believe the ways and quantities of dudes who bite it. Also Kyle Henick is here.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Fist of the North Star Episode 2, "The Fist of Lingering Regret and Certain Death!! The Future is Sighted in the Barren Wasteland!!"

Legend of the Galactic Heroes Episode 2, "Battle at Astate"

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Cue the fancy PBS music, cause it's time for Masterpiece Theatre! We're watching two seminal works from Japan's Shōwa period which deftly prodded the fleshy pressure points of culture and exploded it from the inside out. Put on your smoking caps, stretch out on the settee, and feast your eyes upon Legend of the Galactic Heroes and Fist of the North Star.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Fist of the North Star Episode 1, "God or Devil?! - The Mightiest Man Who Appeared in Hell!"

Legend of the G...

WE LIED. THERE’S MORE. Our TurtleBats culmination had to be this, a direct-to-video crossover of cross-corporate cooperation with perhaps our MOST DIVIDED OPINIONS YET. If there’s a side you agree with, let us know. We’re all desperate for your approval.

THIS WEEK'S MOVIE:

Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Our turtle and bat-based travels reach the end of the road, as we finally catch up to the modern era of our respective reboots. And it turns out they absolutely rip! New stuff can be good! We’re sometimes saying this about new things!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Batman: Caped Crusader Episode 1, “In Treacherous Waters”

Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Episode 1, “Leo Nardo Stands Alone”

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We’ve now seen so many reboots of TMNT and Batman that reality is folding in on itself, entire dimensions stretching and tearing like mozzarella cheese on a hot slice of ‘za. With the power of time travel, we may just be able to unfuck our cosmic whoopsie.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles S2E16B “Minotaur Maze” & S1E11B “Pizza Pit”

Beware the Batman Episode 7, “Family”

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Here at Turtle & Bat Reboot Industries, business is boomin’! They just keep making these dang things, it’s like we’re eating all the chocolates on the conveyor belt. Your gram-gram will love that reference. Anyway, enjoy Da Brave & Da Bold and TMNT 2012!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) Season 2 Episode 6, “Target: April O’Neil”

Batman: The Brave and the Bold Season 2 Episode 17, “The Mask of Matches Malone!”

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Turtles! Bats! Additional discourse! It’s all here in the latest chapter of our animal-based hero franchise odyssey! Noted toon enjoyer Shane Smith joins us as we examine the first true reboots of TMNT & (The) Batman and put them to (the) test.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

The Batman Season 2 Episode 4, “The Laughing Bat”

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003) Season 2 Episodes 23/24, “The Big Brawl” Parts 1/2

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TurtleBats is TurtleBack, but with yet another slight diversion from the mainline reboots we had planned. You’ll forgive us when you learn what we did instead: one final visit to Batman Beyond, and a mutagen-induced fever dream that is the TMNT anime OVA.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Mutant Turtles Superman Legend Episode 1, “The Great Crisis of the Super Turtles! The Saint Appears!”

Batman Beyond Episode Season 2 Episode 3, “Out of the Past”

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NEW ARC TIME! We’re kicking off a deep dive of two famous franchises, Batman and TMNT, that hit it big in the 80s and 90s, then proceeded to launch new reboots every few years for the rest of time. So how do the reboots stack up? And who is “S. Bonesteel”?

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation Episode 9, “All In The Family”

The New Batman Adventures Episode 8, “Growing Pains”

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There was a time in our past when the future looked bright. So bright that every TV exec decided to reboot 100-year-old media properties in the distant future of the 21st century. They’re bad, but they did fix a huge issue with the originals: not enough goddamn lasers.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Zorro: Generation Z Episode 20, “Crime Wave”

Phantom 2040 Episode 7, “The Good Mark”

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The raw chaotic potential of our randomized One Piece watch experiment reaches its ultimate result: Episode Twenty and Episode ONE THOUSAND AND TWENTY-FIVE. We’re jumping a full THOUSAND episodes to see how our fruit-gobbling pirate crew is faring, and the answer is ‘batshit insane.’

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

One Piece Episode 20, “The Famous Cook! Sanji of the Floating Restaurant”

One Piece Episode 1025, “The Worst Generation Gets Wiped Out?! The Emperors' Deadly Attack!”

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It’s rare that we get to confidently say “wow, that was one of the worst shows we’ve ever seen” but today we were blessed/cursed/blursed with just such an occasion. The Trashpile is going out with a bang, baby!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Ultraforce Episode 1, “Prime Time”

Xyber 9: New Dawn Episode 1, “Origins Part I”

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We just spent a lot of time with sexy mutants, so for due diligence we enlisted Nathan Cox to help us look at the grimier, toxic-wasteier mutants who don’t get to go to private school—just don’t expect these to be any of the ones you’re thinking of.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Mutant League Episode 31, “Strike”

Toxic Crusaders Episode 9, “Invasion of the Biddy Snatchers”

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A soul still burns for trash. We’ve pulled lovely assistant Amalia Larson out of a hat for an extremely specific category of cartoon: mid-90’s stage magic stars using real sorcery to fight skeletons or whatever. There’s also maybe a Wolfgang Puck anime?

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Siegfried & Roy: Masters of the Impossible Episode 1, “In The Beginning”

Princess Tenko and the Guardians of the Magic Episode 5, “The Stone of Destiny”

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Our steadfast, multi-year commitment to the DiC dub of Sailor Moon has finally been fulfilled. Say your fond farewells to these weird Canadians, because after today, we’re (probably) done. We’re going long on this one.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 79, “Brotherly Love”

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 80, “Diamond in the Rough”

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 81, “Final Battle”

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We’re ending our journey with X-Men ‘97 on a high note, and Sailor Moon’s swan song is coming up soon! Rini gets a bold new look, Gambit gets deep in his feelings, and Austin has some exciting new business updates about his latest investment.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 78, “The Birth of Wicked Lady”

X-Men ‘97 Season 1 Episode 5, “Remember It”

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The journey continues! X-Men ‘97 explores a two-fer approach that features our least-favorite recurring alien, and Sailor Moon sees what hap-pens when Rini gets re-kidnapped and everyone fails to notice.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

X-Men ‘97 Season 1 Episode 4, “Motendo/Lifedeath Pt 1”

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 77, “Jealousy’s Just Reward”

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We’ve got a real humdinger of a jam-packed episode, featuring long-overdue lore drops, capitol riots, cloned genes, cloned Jeans, goblin queens, multiple forehead eyeballs, and The King of the Earth. You’ll be so mad, you’ll [insert funny scenario here]!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

X-Men ‘97 Season 1 Episode 2, “Mutant Liberation Begins”

X-Men ‘97 Season 1 Episode 3, “Fire Made Flesh”

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 76, “Legend of the Negamoon”

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We’re finally here in the far-flung future of 1997 to see what’s going on with all these hot new old X-Men. The Sailor Scouts are also traveling to the future, but only once they can escape the clutches of…The Filler Dimension! OOoooOoOoo!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 75, “Future Shocked”

X-Men ‘97 Season 1 Episode 1, “To Me, My X-Men”

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Clean up all the broken glass at the kindergarten, Rini, because we’re watching the finale of X-Men ‘96 (the old one) in preparation for X-Men ‘97 (the new one)! Will Professor X be okay? Will Beast get all the compliments he’s been fishing for?

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 74, “Child’s Play”

X-Men: The Animated Series Season 5 Episode 10, “Graduation Day”

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This week, Cap and Logan perform a MARVEL TEAM-UP to sock ol’ uncle Adolf in the jaw! Don’t worry, people of France, there’s free bread for everyone.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

X-Men: The Animated Series Season 5 Episode 7, “Old Soldiers”

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 71, “No Thanks, Nurse Venus”

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Another episode with the Sailor Scouts means it’s time for another brand-new store with a deeply unprofitable business model. Sure, you may lure in all the teens on day one, but good luck getting them back after they turn into soup or ice or whatever.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 70, “Promises Fulfilled”

X-Men: The Animated Series Season 3 Episode 11, “Cold Comfort”

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Everyone loves the nasty 90s nowadays, which made for a perfect opportunity to revisit some old favorite pickles from the pickle jar: X-Men and Sailor Moon! Two great tastes that taste great together, if you ignore all that funky fermented flavor.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

X-Men: The Animated Series Season 4 Episode 8, “Nightcrawler”

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 69, “Emerald Takes Over”

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There’s something strange in our neighborhood, which we know because legally he has to inform us if he moves in. This registered hex offender spans two shows, both Real and Extreme, in the GBAU (Ghostbusters Animated Universe) and his name...is The Grundel.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

The Real Ghostbusters Season 3 Episode 12, “The Grundel”

Extreme Ghostbusters Episode 24, “Grundelesque”

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DUNE. PART. TWO. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO

(We’re dropping this here for visibility - if you haven’t ever listened to our podcast “I’ve Read Dune, With Rory Voie” well…now is the absolute perfect time. Live in the Dune hype with us.)

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Today is our GunBuster finale! Here at the end of the road, we’re stunned by the thrilling conclusion, baffled by a particular robot’s hardcore control scheme, and still so so delighted we stopped watching GoBots.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

GunBuster Episode 5, “Please! There’s Time Enough for Love!”

GunBuster Episode 6, “At the End of Eternity”

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Hope you’ve saved up enough leg surgery money, because you’ll be giving a standing ovation to our mecha shows today: we’ve got the ACTUAL first appearance of the titular GunBuster robot, plus a thrifty heap of junkyard slag by the name of Borot. Very nice!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

GunBuster Episode 4, “Launch! The Unfinished Ultimate Weapon!”

Mazinger Z Episode 51, “Hell’s Assassins: The Skull Army”

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It was an extremely good idea to abandon GoBots in the proverbial parking lot of history, because it led us to 1972’s Mazinger Z, and more specifically to Mazinger Z’s flying belt with its own theme song. This is now exclusively a Jet Scrander podcast.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Mazinger Z Episode 46, “The Ninja Twin Mechanical Beasts Appear!”

Gunbuster Episode 3, “First Love☆First Sortie”

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We’re back with exactly the same amount of giant robots as last week, so don’t even bother counting like you’re going to hold us accountable for those bot numbers. They’re fine! Ignore the minotaurs and the nudity, they’re just here for flavor.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Challenge of the GoBots Episode 55, “Terror in Atlantis”

Gunbuster Episode 2, “Daring! The Genius Girl’s Challenge!”

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It’s about time we returned to a big arc of episodes, and what makes a bigger impression than *el robot gigante*? We’re pairing tall, chunky ‘80s machines from East and West alike—just imagine a single proud teardrop glistening behind our sunglasses.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Gunbuster Episode 1, “Whoa! Big Sis and I Are Going to Be Pilots Together?!”

Challenge of the GoBots Season 1 Episode 1, “Battle for GoBotron, Part I: Battle for GoBotron”

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Austin’s not around today, so your substitute teacher Patrick “Self-Proclaimed CEO” Stagaman is putting on a video for the class: it’s 1998’s Histeria!, an edu-tainment odyssey (that takes the boys an hour to realize wasn’t made by Steven Spielberg).

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Histeria! Season 1 Episode 10, “The U.S. Civil War, Part 2”

Histeria! Season 1 Episode 51, “The Russian Revolution”

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You’ve surely seen the nasty 90s boy with his shirt pulled up, demanding unspeakable things? Today we’re enlisting the aid of special guest Nathan “Elder Willennial” Cox to examine the original bad boys of cable TV, Beavis and Butthead.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Beavis & Butthead Season 4 Episode 31, “The Great Cornholio”

Beavis & Butthead Season 5 Episode 48, “Bus Trip”

Beavis & Butthead Season 7 Episode 38, “Butt Flambé”

Beavis & Butthead Season 7 Episode 11, “Nosebleed”

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Our randomized first-time speedrun through One Piece sails again, and this time we’re getting some later-era episodes in the mix. How’s our main character and stretch boystrong Luffy doing? Surely he shows up in these episodes? Surely. He has to.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

One Piece Episode 837, “The Birth of Mom! The Day That Carmel Vanished!”

One Piece Episode 340, “The Man Called a Genius! Hogback Makes His Appearance!”

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Enough! We’re finally caving to the pressure and doing a special on the cartoons adapted from campy, plant-based horror films—Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Little Shop. Yeah, they made those! For children! And nobody dies!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Little Shop Episode 2, “Real Men Aren’t Made of Quiche”

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Episode 10, “Spatula, Prinze of Dorkness”

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For the last bites of our Second Helpings arc, we close with a delectable dessert course of Galaxy Rangers and Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku. Savor the fudgy marshmallow morsels of beach mechas, parental yacht manipulation, and forced teddy bear labor.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers Episode 13, “Space Sorcerer”

All-Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku Episode 2, “Phase 2”

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Yeah okay sure we’re watching more of critically acclaimed Men in Black: The Series, but listen SUPERBOOK IS BACK. We just couldn’t stay away from a 1980s bible anime with a time-traveling robot and absentee parenting. Can you honestly blame us?

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Superbook Season 1 Episode 14, “The Best News Yet”

Men in Black: The Series Episode 5, “The Alpha Syndrome”

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We’re perusing our sordid past for savory scraps and overlooked morsels that warrant another bite, starting with Samurai Pizza Cats and Fighting Foodons! Enjoy a pizza-forward double feature that may be light on meat, but it’s packed with cheese.

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Samurai Pizza Cats Episode 21, “Pizza Bird Delivers”

Fighting Foodons Episode 4, “You Wanna Pizza Me”

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Our summer slime wave reaches a sudden and violent end as we unanimously rebuke Biker Mice from Mars and the toad-blasting Bucky O’Hare. As vermin living in a sports stadium scoreboard might say, ‘two strikes and you’re out!’

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Biker Mice From Mars Episode 4, “We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ City”

Bucky O’Hare And The Toad Wars Episode 11, “The Warriors”

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The ‘90s snot-rocketed a wave of slime across the media landscape, breeding a rash of nasty, dirty critter boys. Forget teen turtles, fighting toads, or road-based sharks! Our new arc is for interstellar vermin: Biker Mice from Mars and Bucky O’Hare.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Biker Mice From Mars Episode 1, “Rock and Ride!”

Bucky O’Hare And The Toad Wars Episode 1, “War of the Warts”

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We’ve eaten the Spin-Spin Fruit and concocted a wild new idea for an occasional special—watch two completely randomized episodes of the longest-running rubber pirate anime in history, One Piece. The best part? We have no idea what’s going on.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Once Piece Episode 241, "Capture Robin! The Determination of the Straw Hats!"

Once Piece Episode 52, "Buggy's Revenge! The Man Who Smiles On the Execution Platform!"

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