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If you think you're e having a bad day/week/month, stop and spare a thought for Borrie. The Big Man is being tortured almost weekly, forced to endure the undignified spectacle of Marc Marquez winning pretty much every Moto GP race. And there is no end in sight. Marquez is already on track to sew up the championship well before the final race and the outlook for 2026 is more of the same. The lads talk about that (well Boris yells but you know wheat we mean) plus there's Freido's Horoscope, Borrie's poem, We Told You so and the...

Just because there's no racing doesn't mean there's nothing to talk about as the lads catch up with one of the good guys of the motorcycle world, Jacob Roulstone. After a difficult start to the year for the 20-year-old there have been recent signs of life and the rest of 2025 is about 2026 for the Red Bull Tech 3 team member. And while there was plenty of good stuff to talk about, the elephant in the room is yet to be addressed: Roulstone remains one of the few riders in the paddock without his own MotoPG nickname. Any and all assistance...

We're a tick over the halfway mark of the season and with the racing on its short mid year break it's time to rank the riders and teams and their performances so far. This is analysis like you don't get anywhere else. It's got everything from the genuinely insightful (Honda's uncertain future) to the childish name calling you've come to know (and love, it seems) from our three hosts. Hit play and see if you agree with what Boris, Tug and Freido think about what's been - and what's to come - in season 2025 of the last remaining gladiatorial...

Australia's favourite racer, Jack Miller, is lining up at this weekend's Suzuka 8 Hours endurance event but interrupts his practice to join the boys for a chat from on site. It's everything you'd hope for from the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe (and Jack was terrific, too!). Hit play for nearly 30 minutes of insight from one of this generation's most popular - and best - riders.

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It happened again, people. The episode rolled around to Borrie's poem but instead of meter we got music. Yes, for the second week in a row, the big man opted for song over sonnet to get his message of the week across. And it is everything you'd hope for and expect. That's a highlight but there's plenty more reason to hit the play button including - but not limited to - The Simone Flatterson Grid Girl Critique and Man Boob Care segment, ,We Told You So and some searing analysis of the weekend's racing action. What are you waiting...

There's al ot of good stuff in episode 167 of the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe but none of it comes close to Borrie's offering to the Gods this week. The Big Man has been inspired to song instead of poem after another Marquez weekend and this, people, may be his finest work yet (which is saying something). No recording deal has yet been announced but watch this space because, as you will hear for yourself, this material is too good to be hidden from the world for long. So press play, enjoy the madness and be proud to...

"In Greek mythology, Sisyphus was the figure who was punished by the gods to repeatedly push a boulder up a hill, only to have it roll back down each time he neared the top.." Welcome to Borrie's world. The Big Man stands at the bottom of the Moto GP hill, facing the boulder that is Marc Marquez, and knows in his soul that no matter how many times he pushes (like a bastard, of course), that boulder is coming back down the hill. Every time. Borrie bears this burden with little grace and not much in the way of...

It's a mystery of the universe how our three protagonists found each other on a planet of 8 billion people but perhaps even more disturbing is how they manage to collect like minded souls along the way. Like Struth. The man, the myth, the legend that is Australia's second most popular MotoGP figure (after Jack Miller) joins episode 165 of the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe for an inside look at happenings in the paddock. The Grid Girls, the superstars, the inner workings of one of humanity's biggest travelling circuses...it's all revealed when the great man dials in from...

Sometimes, the boys say something that even they can't use as an episode title. (Actually, they quite often do exactly that but this week's example is particularly spicy and the game is to see if you can spot it. There's no prize beyond the glory of being right but really, isn't that the greatest prize of all?) Of course, it's not the only offensive remark from episode 164 of the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe as there is also Borrie's Poem, Dear Bitches, Observations and Simone Flatterson's Man Boob Care and Grid Girl Critique (among other regular segments). Then...

To be honest, it sometimes feels like genuine madness descends in the studio when our three anti heroes arrive for recording. But then, like this week, even their disorganised journey through life looks structured compared to what the actual racing dishes up. After another mad and unpredictable weekend it's a mad and unpredictable episode of the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe. Borrie has a poem but he's trying a new style (Banjo Patterson...that's bold big man. Very bold), Freido is Asianing again so his connection is rubbish and the Moto PG Race Team are in studio for...

When you put the word 'French' in front of other words (like 'sex' or 'kissing' or 'fries') magic happens. But when. you put it in front of the sentence 'victory in their home Moto GP for the first time in history' things go to a whole other level. Johann Zarco became an instant national hero when he made history as the first French rider to win the premiere class at Le Mans and the team at The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe are here for all of it. Boris, Tug and Freido are joined by special in studio...

Franky's lady parts are bruised? Seriously? Yes people, THIS is the level of analysis you can expect from The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe. And that's some of the best of it. Regular listeners already know this, of course, but if you're new around here stay with us because somehow, it actually makes sense. The best way to find out how it manages that is to press play but don't do that until AFTER you buy one or all of Borrie's books. You can get them at Shock'n'Awe but if you don't feel your'e making a significant enough...

One Marquez taunting Borrie by winning everything is painful but two of them in the mix? Somebody might get hurt. A weekend of some of the best 'men riding motorcycles fast in 2025' means a Wednesday of 'The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe' with LOTS to talk about. Yes, Borrie is upset but as all professionals do he makes the difficult look easy by tackling the Marquez issue head on. He even wrote a poem about it. It's so good he had to 'apologise to all humanity' in advance. Also, Freido's horoscope checks Jorge Martin's astro charts (it...

Trump in the White House, Elon Musk running Doge and Alex Marquez leading the Moto GP championship? These are, indeed, chaotic times. But never fear, the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe is here to make sense of it all as Boris, Tugs and Freido break down the bizarre weekend that was the Grand Prix of the Americas. The boys also solve listener problems in the new Dear Bitches segment plus there's plenty of the usual nonsense wth Freido's Horoscope, Borrie's Poem and some smug 'We Told You So' offerings. It's hard to believe sometimes that we give this...

So, people, what did we learn from Argentina? Anything? Apart from things we already knew like Marc Marquez intending to personally torture Boris all year by winning everything all the time, that Senna Agius is REALLY hard to find a decent nickname for or that Baby Jeebus must surely find a new home soon for his extraordinary talent. It's hard to say. And after you listen to this you will still be no closer to an answer. But on the up side, you will get to hear Borrie's poem, Friedo's horoscope and some fun new sound effects. So there's...

The racing's back (mercifully) which means there should be something meaningful to talk about on the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe. But if you've been here before you know that's not how we roll so instead you will be getting the usual juvenile humour, poorly thought out analysis and a healthy dose of profanity. Thank god some things never change!. So sign up for th Patreon Pit Crew (code for 'give us money') and enjoy!

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Ladyboys, Gaza Strippers and some pointless masturbation...it can all mean only one thing. That's right bitches, The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe is back for 2025 with a bunch of new segments but the same three lunatics at the helm. Find out what's new for the show for 2025 while enjoying some old favourites like We Told You So and Borrie's poem. Plus, why signing up for the Patreon Pit Crew is the correct life choice to make. It's the same madness it's always been but with some new music. Marketing 101, people. If you haven't pressed 'play' yet you...

Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves.

Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves.

Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves.

There's no racing so what could our intrepid hosts possibly find to talk about? Tug not turning up for one (thankfully Simmo was ready to step in) and Indian motorcycles for another. Will Freido ever get to ride on...

Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves.

Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves.

Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves.

Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves.

Check out the Indian range here

Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves.

Check out the Indian range here

And so another year of Moto GP comes to a close and what a season it was. But as always the boys have no time for looking back and it is only the road ahead that has their attention. Will 2025 bring new features and segments to the show? Will the loyal souls of Patreon finally get something worthwhile from these three miscreants? Will 2025 be even bigger and better than 2024? Who knows, but the banter along the way should be a bit of sport t least. So go join the Patreon Pit Crew then come back and hit the 'Play...

Sometimes it's hard to do justice to the magnificence that is Moto GP racing and, as you'd expect, our three hosts generally fail in the endeavour. But like a plain girl at a party, if you give them a chance they'll show you that what they lack in looks and grace they make up for in enthusiasm for the task and a willingness to try pretty much anything. Sure, Borrie is no Shakespeare but his poem somehow always finds the mark. Freido's horoscope is, mathematically, implausible. And yet it entertains, and at the end of the day that's all...

A week unsupervised at the Island followed by a studio session with the only grown up member of the team missing. What could possibly go wrong? As soon as you've signed up for patreon, come back and press play to find out. Did Borrie's poem go off the rails? Yes. Is Rossi's weekly email one of the best yet? Also yes. Is the entire episode a disorganised shambles because Tug isn't here? Sort of yes. But if Moto GP seen through a profanity laden, puerile and childish lens is your thing then this is the show for you. Enjoy.<...

No man is an island BUT no island is a man, either. Even if it has a man's name. Like Philip. Which, when you think about it, is a great name for one of the best motorcycle racing circuits in the world, one that dished up another magnificent weekend of racing. Many of you would have had the frankly terrifying/exhiliarating experience of meeting one or more of the boys at the race but here is a taste of what they were getting up to when they weren't talking to you. Warning: includes a healthy dose of actual analysis...

Do you want the good news or the bad news first? OK, we'll start with the bad. There's no Boris on the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe this week. Tragic, we know, but there's good news, too: the big fella still sent in a poem! That's just one of the highlights as Freido and Tug pick up the slack and talk all things motorcycle racing - and plenty of stuff that's not - including The Captain's Letter, Rossi's Instructions, correspondence from Jorge and more. And if you miss Boris make sure to head over to Patreon and sign...

A change is as good as a holiday they say so for episode 141 we're going to switch things up. Normally, we ask for money in this section AFTER we tell you what's on the show. But this week, we're asking for money BEFORE we tell you. Innovative, huh? If you want to give us money - or even if you don't - head over to Patreon and sign up for our Pit Crew. Karma will then ensure your enjoyment of this free episode (including Borrie's Poem, Rossi's Instructions, the Captain's memo and more) will be that much more intense...

Nobody asked for it. Nobody wanted it. And yet, somehow, one can't look away when they see/hear it. Ep 140 of The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe will go down in history as the day the Pee Gees were born. Calling on all the lack of self awareness that has somehow brought them the success they currently enjoy, our three hosts decide today is the day they sing. Together. Is it awful? Yes. Yet somehow compelling. But we'll let you be the judge. In other news there's also some interesting chat about motorcycles and motorcycle racing plus a...

They said we'd never make it and to be fair, that seemed a reasonable analysis at the time. But five years to the day and 138 episodes since the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe was launched and we're still here in all our glory. Is the show infantile? Yes. Is it puerile? Yes. Is it so laced with profanity that the 'C' word often makes an appearance before the intro music even starts? Also yes. Moto PG is all of those things but more importantly than any of them is that it's popular, and that's thanks to you, the...

Few Moto GP podcasts tackle the real issues like the three intrepid hosts of The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe. Sure, they're issues unrelated to Moto GP racing but that doesn't mean they're not real issues. Episode 138 is a fabulous example. Not only did it spawn the episode title (yes, somebody actually said this on the show) but includes Freido dialling in from Europe, Borrie reciting his poem, Rossi's instructions and a deeply philosophical edition of The Captain's letter. It's good stuff. Or at least, it's the sort of stuff you miscreants seem to enjoy. So go join...

'Rich Germany' delivered the most boring race of the year but just because the riders let you down doesnt mean the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe will. Siftng through the smouldering ashes of the dumpster fire that was the weekend, our three dashing podcasters offer up analysis (a stretch), stupidity (standard), profanity (mandatory) and the usual peurile nonsense that you've come to know and love. Borrie's Poem (an outstanding 'Ode to Grid Girls'), Rossi's Instructions, Freido's Horoscope, The Captain's Memo...it's all in here waiting for you to press play. You can do that by cashing in on...

The racing wasn't as spectacular as we might have hoped but the soap opera that is Moto GP always delivers drama whether it's on or off the track. Joel Kelso did the job on the track and the rest of the cast did their bit off the track with infighting galore as riders and teams jostle to sort out who will be going where next year. There's also Friedo's horoscope, the Captain's Memo, Rossi's instructions and Borrie's poem. Just the usual assortment of analysis and profanity that makes Moto PG the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe.

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Techincal and medical issues mean a late drop this week but it's still the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in The Universe and for the price you bitches should be down on your knees worshipping us. On Ep 135 we have Borrie's Poem, Rossi's Instructions, The Captain's musings, and more plus a breakdown of all the racing across the weekend. OK you can press play now.

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The racing at Assen was fire and s is episode 133 of Moto PG. Borie' Poem, Rosies lettter and more, its all here so get it in your ears now.

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The racing at Assen was fire and os is episode 133 of Moto PG. Borie' Poem, Rosies lettter and more, its all here so get it in your ears now.

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None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU.
And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it hel...

Motorcycle racing is the gift that keeps on giving as evidenced by the passage where this week's show title is drawn from. When you stumble across this nugget in the episode it is to be hoped you enjoy it as much as the boys did. Of course, it's not the only shiny bauble of comedic goodness in episode 133; there's also Borrie's poem, Rosie's letter and something approaching serious journalism from Tug. Honestly, it's worth every cent of signing up for the Patreon Pit Crew if you haven't already. Well? We're waiting.