Ghost Writers, Anonymous

Wherein we’re pursued by dooming laughter.  

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Attend our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we leap, “Into the Land of the Unicorns.”  

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Commune on our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

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Stir our Facebook page, twice. (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we brew up and share our own writing prompts.  

Lock yourself in for a third round: gwritersanon@gmail.com 

Open the elevator doors to our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we don’t go chasing waterfalls.  

Entomb a missive within our inbox: gwritersanon@gmail.com  

Uncover our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we soil our glove before the Grand Master.  

Bespell our inbox: gwritersanon@gmail.com  

Challenge our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we’re woven into deceit.  

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Writers’ prompt: Amelia is walking down the hallway; her palms are sweating. She looks at her watch and fumbles with a slick package, adorned with a beautiful bow that she is, furtively, clutching. She is looking at door numbers, finds the right one, and walks into…  

…our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous). 

Wherein boundaries are crossed.  

Bark into our inbox: gwritersanon@gmail.com  

Watch our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we delve into the Animorphs’ den.  

Spray a foul odor into our inbox: gwritersanon@gmail.com 

Wander the woods to our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we prepare for sweet dreams.  

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Hush our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous). 

Wherein we get egged.  

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Crack open our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we can’t break free.  

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Fatigue our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we count clues. 

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Passover our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

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Articulate our name on Facebook (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we bow our heads and die.  

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Liven up our Facebook cell (Ghost Writers, Anonymous). 

Wherein we light it up.  

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Wherein things glow.  

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Wherein we thirst.   

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Wherein the Baby-Sitters Club takes a lunch.  

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Match your socks to our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we’re hung out to dry.  

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Put our Facebook page on the spin cycle (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein our epidermis wilts.  

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Wrinkle your nose at our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

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Wherein we cannot reach an agreement.  

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Wherein we accept a challenge.  

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Wherein we speak the King’s English.  

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Ph’aaint over our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous). 

Wherein conspirators congregate beneath a tree.  

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