The Wayward Dragons

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By: Kelsey Johnny

Just two nerdy friends who review all of the things! From books to movies even tv shows and new music! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The World is on Fire: From Government Shutdowns to AI Hallucinations
Yesterday at 9:33 PM

Hello and welcome!! This is what we covered in this Wayward Dragons Podcast:

Pop Culture & Personal Anecdotes

Tribute to Catherine O’Hara: The hosts mourn the reported death of actress Catherine O’Hara, discussing her legacy in films like Home Alone and The Nightmare Before Christmas, as well as her role in Schitt's Creek .Midwest Weather: The episode begins with a discussion on surviving severe Midwest snow and ice storms, including stories of people in Arkansas "sledding" in kayaks on solid ice .

National News & Politics

Government Shutdown: The hosts mention a partial government shutdown occurring...


Moon Nukes, Muppet Magic, and the Insurrection Act
01/23/2026

Hello and welcome everyone! This is what we will be talking about in this episode!

Political news:

Venezuela Invasion: The hosts discuss the US entry into Venezuela, noting that fentanyl was allegedly classified as a weapon of mass destruction to justify the move. They also touch on the seizure of oil tankers and reports of experimental weapons being used.The Greenland Acquisition: Discussion regarding Donald Trump’s desire to acquire Greenland, which has reportedly caused friction within NATO and prompted naval responses from Denmark, Finland, Sweden, and Germany.Minneapolis & Ice Unrest: Following three confirmed murders by Ic...


Stolen Lobsters, Burnt Cornbread, & Anxious Roombas
01/13/2026

Hello and welcome to this episode of The Wayward Dragons Podcast!


Life Updates

Holidays: Kelsey’s holiday was marred by resident deaths at her workplace (a care facility), which she found emotionally draining. Johnny’s holiday was low-key, but he suffered a minor injury while cooking cornbread for New Year’s—he burned his hand on a cast-iron skillet after the oven temperature sensor malfunctioned

News & Pop Culture

"Gachiakuta": Rated as the #1 anime of 2025 by Teen Vogue. Johnny described the premise: a boy is thrown into a "pit" for criminals where he disco...


Butter Knives, Blizzards, & Robot Vacuums
12/21/2025

Personal Updates

Holiday Work Chaos: Hayden, who works as a director of operations for an orchestra, shared stories about the chaotic holiday season. He detailed a "run-out" concert where stagehands went to the wrong high school (30 minutes away), forcing him to load and unload equipment in a snowstorm.Phone Upgrades: Kelsey discussed getting a new flip-style smartphone that reminds her of the Gameboy SP, while her husband Zach got a new fold phoneInternet Issues: They briefly discussed a failed attempt to switch to AT&T internet, which lasted less than an hour before they switched back to Xfinity.<...


Drunk Raccoons, Elvis Judges, and Metal Cheese
12/05/2025

In this episode, Kelsey is joined by a special guest, her brother Hayden, who is filling in for regular co-host Johnny.


1. Intro & Personal Updates

Midwest Weather: The siblings discuss the "frigid" weather and a recent snowstorm that dumped a foot of snow on the Midwest. They swap stories about dangerous winter driving, including witnessing a semi-truck dangling off a bridge and a gruesome accident involving a gooseneck trailer.


2. Weird News Roundup

The hosts cover a variety of oddball and current event headlines:

Food Safety: A recall on shredded...


Immigration, Hemp Loopholes, and The Lavender Scare
12/05/2025

Hello and Welcome everyone to this episode of The Wayward Dragons. This is what we will be discussing in this episode:

1. The Release of the Epstein Files

Congress passed a bill to release the Epstein files.The host expresses concern that information incriminating a certain president, his supporters, or major donors will be redacted under the guise of an "ongoing investigation".They discuss the possibility of the president attempting a "Richard Nixon" strategy, where he would release the files and have a vice president (specifically mentioning JD Vance) pardon him.The hosts touch on the mention...


Live-Birth Snails, a Gold Toilet Heist, Prince Edward's Stripping, and 22 Tons of Cheese
11/13/2025

Hello and Welcome everyone to this episode of The Wayward Dragons! This is what the hosts will be covering in this episode:


Current Events & Politics:

Government Standoff: The hosts express frustration over the ongoing government shutdown, discussing the political battles over health benefits and the Affordable Care Act ("Obamacare").Royal Family Scandal: They cover the news of Prince Edward being stripped of all his titles, which they link to the Epstein files. One host gives the opinion that royal titles should no longer exist as they serve "no purpose" in the modern age.Midterm Elections...


Shutdown Stress & Strength: The Moon is Cheese and the Gov't is Closed
10/30/2025

Hello and Welcome!

The News:

Government Shutdown and Benefits: The main focus of the news section was the ongoing government shutdown. If a conclusion isn't reached, many people will lose food stamps and other benefits starting November 1st. Food banks will also be affected by losing funding. The Senate rejected a bill to pay federal workers.Healthcare Funding: A Californian union, the Service Employees International Union, proposed a one-time 5% tax on billionaires' net worth in the state to offset federal reductions in Medicaid funding. Supporters argue it's an obligation to help and that a small portion...


1,200 lb. Bear, Gatlinburg Car Chaos, and the Fungus-Infected Utopia
10/10/2025

Welcome to the show!!

US Political and Social Issues

Government Shutdown and Civil War Allegation: They state the US government is currently shut down , which is causing severe problems for federal employees, including one anecdote about a military family struggling to get medication for their childrenProtests and ICE Agents: They discuss videos of protests in Oregon, including humorous instances of a person in an inflatable frog costume , as well as more serious accounts of ICE agents using rubber bullets on a priest and ramming a woman's carAntifa and Ideology: The hosts debate the nature of Antifa...


Stroke Lawsuits, Terrorist Squirrels, and Tylenol Claims
10/10/2025

Welcome to the show!

News Topics:

American Airlines Lawsuit: A federal jury ordered American Airlines to pay $11 million for neglecting a 67-year-old California chef who suffered two strokes—one while the plane was at the gate and another mid-flight—during a 2021 Miami-to-Madrid flight. The crew failed to notify medical personnel or divert the flightPanama Alien Hoax: The hosts talk about a viral story of a man in Panama who allegedly found an egg sack from a meteorite that contained a growing "life form," which scientific experts have debunked as a hoaxAlex Murdaugh's Banker: Russell Laffitte pleaded guil...


The World is on Fire: Embracing Inevitable Change
09/28/2025

Hello and Welcome! Thank you for joining us!

Personal Updates and Anecdotes

Personal Life: Johnny talks about how they were unable to attend DragonCon this year due to various unexpected reasons, including finances, but hopes to go next year. Kelsey mentioned their brother totaled his car, but is fine.New Job Experience: Kelsey started a new job as a dietary aide in a nursing home, describing the training as "baptism by fire".Sports: Kelsey briefly mention college football season starting, with Johnny having very strong opinions on professional athletic organizations.

News and Current Events

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Cracker Barrel Logo Lies and Legal Fights
09/02/2025

In this episode hosts Kelsey and Johnny catch up on their lives and discuss a variety of topics, including recent news, personal stories, and book reviews.

In the News

We dive into a mix of news stories, sharing their strong opinions and reactions. Topics include:

The recent controversy surrounding Cracker Barrel's logo redesign, which the hosts find silly. They also touch on the blandness of Cracker Barrel's food and Midwestern cooking in general. A Pennsylvania bus crash involving a junior high football team, which sent over 20 people to the hospital. Trump's proposed reclassification of...


Law, Lore & Pop Culture
08/26/2025

On this episode, we're diving into the week's biggest headlines. We'll break down court decisions, from federal judges striking down parts of Florida's book removal law and a Trump-era diversity program, to the Supreme Court's decision on a new social media age-check law in Mississippi. Plus, we'll cover the latest in pop culture with a new Taylor Swift album and new food news from Mars. We'll also take a look at some of the weirdest stories making the rounds, including a new toothpaste made from hair and the mysterious horned rabbits of Colorado. Finally, we'll share our current recommendations...


A World in Turmoil: From Political Raids to Celebrity Farewells
08/09/2025

News:

Politics and Policy: The hosts discuss a number of major political developments, including a recent judge's order against the Trump administration's cancellation of humanity's grants and the controversy surrounding his demand that the Washington NFL team revert to its previous name. They also cover debates over the renaming of military bases with Confederate ties, and the potential impact of immigration raids on the U.S. food supply. The hosts also touch on a bill being considered to prevent the loss of foreign-born clergy serving in U.S. communities.Media and Culture: The cancellation of The Late Show...


The Big Bill, Cyborg Bees, and Dragon Bones: A Whirlwind of News & Culture
07/16/2025

Join us for an exciting episode packed with the latest headlines and our top entertainment picks! In the news, we're dissecting the "One Big Beautiful Bill" and the EU's decision to delay retaliatory tariffs on US goods. We'll also cover some truly unique stories, from Donald Trump's plans to host a UFC fight at the White House to celebrate 250 years of independence, to Barbie's new Type 1 Diabetic doll, and even Chinese scientists creating the first cyborg bee with the world's lightest brain controller!

Prepare to be amazed as we discuss the incredible discovery of a 70-million-year-old dinosaur...


The Big Bill, Big Brother, and Bookish Mysteries
07/05/2025

Hello and welcome everyone! In this episode, we've got a lot to unpack.

In the news: We'll dive into the details of the 'One Big Beautiful Bill' recently signed by Trump, discussing its major implications for taxes, Medicaid, food stamps, and immigration. We'll also cover the controversial return of US visas for foreign students, now with the requirement of social media access, and the concerning shutdown of the LGBT+ suicide hotline by the Trump administration. Further in legal news, a federal court has blocked Louisiana's law requiring the Ten Commandments to be posted in schools, and a...


Beyond the Headlines: A Chaotic Week Unpacked
06/19/2025

Hello and welcome, everyone! Get ready for a jam-packed episode as we tackle the week's most compelling stories. We're talking 'No King' protests from coast to coast, the highly anticipated (and debated) Trump military parade, and the tragic news out of Minnesota regarding lawmaker assassinations. We'll also explore California's Governor taking on Trump, the NYC judge blocking ICE agents in jails, and the unsettling arrest of a South Carolina lawmaker. Plus, we'll unpack 'One Big Beautiful Bill,' shine a light on the Women Scotland Protests of the Equality Act 2010, and celebrate Gary Oldman's knighthood. Stick around for our...


Musk, Mayhem, and Maryland's Newest Grad
06/06/2025

Hello and welcome, everyone! Get ready for an episode that tackles some of the most pressing and intriguing topics of the moment. In our news segment, we'll break down major developments like Elon Musk's exit from the Trump administration, the tragic terror attacks in Boulder, Colorado, and the unsettling reports of US citizens being kidnapped in Mexico, linked to dating apps. We'll also explore the legal battle over gender-affirming care for federal inmates, the internet-buzzing commencement speech from Kermit the Frog, and the continued impact of the Canadian wildfires. Further, we'll discuss the Trump administration's recent move on emergency...


Magna Carta, Musk & Mattel: This Week's Mix
05/22/2025

Buckle up, because this episode is a roller coaster of news, personal insights, and entertainment! We're talking about everything from the shocking Nottoway Plantation fire to Elon Musk's Grok chatbot controversy, and even a wild tale about a Mexican tall ship crashing into the Brooklyn Bridge. You won't believe some of the headlines, including a potential genuine Magna Carta copy at Harvard, Trump's interesting choice of gift-givers, and his truly baffling belief that Mattel is a country. We also hit on the serious issue of library funding cuts.

Personally, we're revealing the secrets of Scooby's DNA and...


Headlines & Hot Takes: Pope Francis, Trump, RFK Jr., and More
05/09/2025

From shocking political proposals to celebrity space adventures, this week's episode has it all! We're diving deep into the latest news: Is the Pope's health in question? What's the truth behind Trump's plan to bribe women? And what about RFK Jr.'s controversial autism registration idea? We'll also cover Trump's Smithsonian vision, the Save Act, and Blue Origin's star-studded all-female launch. Plus, a major FDA announcement that could change your grocery shopping forever. We're also giving our takes on Daniela Tully's "Hotel on Shadow Lake," the new movie "Companion," and the must-watch TV shows "Worst Ex Ever" and "Worst...


Therapists, Reparations & Rowling: A Tangled Web
04/24/2025

Welcome to a thought-provoking episode! This week, we're diving into a fascinating mix of current events and cultural commentary. We'll explore the surprising identity of the Brooklyn Tesla vandalism suspect, the powerful calls for reparations at the UN, and Nicola Coughlan's strong stance against the new 'Harry Potter' series. We'll also delve into the U.S. Supreme Court's consideration of LGBT content in books and the unsettling questions surrounding the FSU shooting. Plus, we'll discuss Stephen King's brief Twitter ban by Elon Musk.

On the entertainment front, we're unraveling the mind-bending 'Predestination,' exploring the intense 'The...


Tariffs, True Crime & Tarot: An Unexpected Mix
04/17/2025

Welcome to a truly eclectic episode! This week, we're navigating the complex world of tariffs, the shocking alleged murder plot involving Aaron Godwin, and the often-misunderstood dynamics of swinging couples. On the literary front, we're diving into the suspense of Heather Graham's 'The Betrayed.' For your viewing pleasure, we're dissecting the intriguing 'The Arc,' the heartfelt 'Atypical,' the thought-provoking 'Mickey 17,' and the disaster epic 'Geostorm.' Plus, we're tuning into the captivating podcasts 'You're Wrong About' and 'American Histeria.' Our tarot reading offers a glimpse into potential apathy and missed opportunities with the 4 of...


Hexed Hotels and Electric Worlds: This Week's Picks
03/26/2025

Dive into the depths of mystery and magic with us this week! We're exploring the haunting beauty of 'A Letter to the Luminous Deep,' the chilling suspense of 'The Hexed,' and the secrets hidden within 'Hotel on Shadow Lake.' On the screen, we're dissecting the captivating worlds of 'Electric State' and 'The Arc.' And to guide our journey, the 5 of Cups and 10 of Wands appear in our tarot reading, hinting at emotional depths and burdened paths. Join us as we unravel stories of hidden truths and unexpected turns.


We are also happy...


Beyond the Headlines: Exploring Literary Realms and Cinematic Visions Amidst News of Loss
03/20/2025

Hello and welcome! This week, we're thrilled to launch our Discworld book club with Terry Pratchett's 'Equal Rites.' We're also exploring the captivating worlds of Elise Kova's 'Loom Saga' and Sylvie Cathrall's 'A Letter to the Luminous Deep.' On the film front, we're delving into the gripping 'To Catch a Killer,' the mind-bending 'A Scanner Darkly,' and the visually stunning 'Annihilation.'

Alongside our entertainment discussion, we'll be covering some significant news, including the Pope's hospitalization, the loss experienced by Gene Hackman's family, the passing of Dolly Parton's husband, and addressing the recent...


This Week's News & Fantasy: The Light Fantastic & More
03/12/2025

Buckle up for a whirlwind of news and more! This week, we're diving into the complex relationship between Elon Musk and Trump, the Pope's health concerns, the controversial firing of park rangers, and a truly bizarre story out of Brazil involving a boy and butterflies. Plus, we'll cover the Georgia priest house fire. Beyond the headlines, we're exploring Terry Pratchett's 'The Light Fantastic' as our Discworld book club continues, and venturing into the depths with 'A Letter to the Luminous Deep.' For movie night, we're discussing 'Captain America' and the thought-provoking 'Elevation.' Our tarot cards have spoken...


Jack the Ripper, Elon Musk & the Discworld: A Wild Ride
02/27/2025

In this episode, we cover a range of captivating topics. We'll begin with breaking news, including the alleged identification of Jack the Ripper, the Super Bowl halftime show, and Elon Musk's involvement with the Treasury. Our book segment features Terry Pratchett's 'The Light Fantastic,' as we launch our Discworld book club, and Greg Melville's 'Over My Dead Body.' We'll also discuss the television series 'Resident Alien' and explore the meanings of the Ace and Two of Swords in our tarot reading. Tune in for a comprehensive look at these diverse subjects.


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From Discworld to Headlines
01/30/2025

Welcome back to the show, everyone! Get ready for a jam-packed episode! We're talking about everything from college football and Elon Musk to Netflix price changes and the Neil Gaiman allegations. We'll also be exploring the magical world of Discworld with Terry Pratchett's The Colour of Magic. Plus, we've got a ton of movies to discuss – Inception, The Dark Tower, and so many more! And for our tarot fans, we'll be pulling the Ace and Two of Cups.


Exciting announcement! Our book club is officially starting, and we're diving headfirst into the Discworld series! We're reading in...


College Football, LA Wildfires and Other Reviews
01/17/2025

Hello and welcome everyone!! This is what we will be talking about in this episode:

News: 

LA Wildfires

Bird Flu

9 year old Gets a Tattoo

UK Sex-toys get hacked

College Football


Books:

The Midnight Library by Matt Haig

The Stranger Beside Me: Ted Bundy The Inside Story by Ann Rule

Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep by Philip K Dick


Movies: 

I Saw The TV Glow

Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom


2024 in Review!
01/03/2025

Hello and welcome everyone!! This episode is going to look a little different this week. In this episode we will be talking about the best and worst books we have read this year. Things that we are looking forward to are coming out this new year. We are also happy to announce that we will be beginning our book club! We will be starting The DiscWorld Series by Terry Pratchett! The first book we will be starting is The Colour of Magic. Join us!!



Tarot Cards:

The Fool 

2 of C...


CEO Killer, New Jersey Drones and Brom
12/19/2024

Hello and welcome everyone!! This is the other things we will be reviewing in this episode:

Books:

The Reformatory by Tananarive Due

Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery by Brom

The Bone Witch Series by Rin Chupeco

How To Sell A Haunted House by Grady Hendrix


Other things:

Johnny organizing his Magic The Gathering Cards

New Jersey drones or UFO

FDA food banning

CEO United Heath Killer

Albertsons is suing Kroger

Grandma sink hole

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Our Spotify Wraps and Kelsey's Sourdough and other reviews
12/05/2024

Hello and welcome everyone!! This is the other things we will be reviewing in this episode:

Books:

The Reformatory by Tananarive Due

The Midnight Library by Matt Haig


Other things:

Spotify wraps

Kelsey’s sourdough


Tarot Cards:

The Sun 

The Wheel of Fortune


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Tyson vs Paul Fight, Kaos, Info Wars and other reviews
11/28/2024

Hello and welcome everyone!! This is the other things we will be reviewing in this episode:

Books:

Silence for the Dead by Simone St. James

The Reformatory by Tananarive Due

Dragonblood Assassin Series by Jamie Castle and Andy Peloquin


Shows/Movies:

Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul

Kaos


Tarot Cards:

The Star 

2 of Pentacles


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Kelsey has unfortunate news, Dwarf Bounty Hunter, None of This Is True and Other Reviews
11/21/2024

Hello and welcome everyone!! This is a warning! Kelsey talks about the death of her dog. If this is something that you are not okay with, skip the beginning. This is the other things we will be reviewing in this episode:

Books:

The Warm Hands Of Ghosts by Katherine Arden

None Of This Is True by Liss Jewell

The Seaborn Cycle by Michael Livingston

Rise of the Grandmaster by Bradford Bates and Michael Anderle

Divine Dungeon by Dakota Krout

Completionist Chronicles by Dakota Krout

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Discovery Plus, Book Of Night and Other Reviews
11/07/2024

Hello and welcome everyone!! This is a warning, Kelsey does talk about her dying pet. If you can't handle that, just skip the beginning. This is the other things we will be reviewing in this episode:

Books:

Book Of Night by Holly Black

Heart Full Of Lies by Ann Rule

If You Really Loved Me by Ann Rule

The Silent Gods Series by Justin Call

The Seaborn Cycle by Michael Livingston


Tarot Cards:

6 Of Pentacles 

Page/Prince of Cups


Chappel Roan, Debates, Agatha All Along and Other Reviews
10/24/2024

Hello and welcome everyone!! This is the other things we will be reviewing in this episode:

Books:

Sisters Of The Lost Nation by Nick Medina 

The Good Guys Series and the Bad Guys Series by Eric Ugland


Shows:

Destination of the Damned 

Agatha All Along

Salem’s Lot


Tarot Cards:

6 Of Pentacles 

The Fool


Music: 

Chappel Roan

 

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The Antisocial Network Movie, The Good Guys Series and other Reviews
10/10/2024

Hello and welcome everyone!! This is the other things we will be reviewing in this episode:

Books:

The Cemetery of Untold Stories by Julia Alvarez

The Daughter’s War by Christopher Buehlman

Dragon Shifter’s Mate Series by Eva Chase

Salem’s Lot by Stephen King

The Good Guys Series and the Bad Guys Series by Eric Ugland


Shows:

The Antisocial Network: Memes to Mayhem


Tarot Cards:

The Moon 

10 of Swords

 

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Dragoncon, Discovery of Witches and other reviews
09/26/2024

Hello and welcome everyone!! This is the other things we will be reviewing in this episode:

Books:

The Cemetery of Untold Stories by Julia Alvarez


Shows:

Discovery of Witches


Tarot Cards:

9 of Cups 

The Hermit Reversed 

 

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American Murder: Laci Peterson, Bungo, New Lord of the Rings Trailer and other reviews
09/12/2024

Hello and welcome everyone!! This is the other things we will be reviewing in this episode:

Books:

Paladin Series by Torsten Weitze

The Only One Left by Riley Sager

Unmasked by Paul Holes


Shows:

American Murder: Laci Peterson

Bungo Stray Dog


Trailer:

The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim


Tarot Cards:

Page of Swords

The Wheel of Fortune

 

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More Deadpool and Wolverine Spoilers, The Olympics and other reviews
08/30/2024

Hello folks! Sorry for the delay, Kelsey needed to take a mental health time. This is what we reviewed in this epsiode:


News:

The Olympics'


Books:

The Daughter's War by Christopher Buehlman

Book Of Night by Holly Black

Impact Winter All Seasons by Travis Beachman


Movies:

Deadpool and Wolverine


Tarot Cards:

10 of Cups Reversed

Knight of Pentacles


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Deadpool and Wolverine Movie, President Bidens Withdrawal and the New Dr Doom
08/08/2024

Hello and welcome everyone!! This is the other things we will be reviewing in this episode:

Books:

The Blacktongue Thief by Christopher Buehlman

Disgardium Series by Dan Sugralinov


Movies:

Deadpool and Wolverine


News:

New Dr. Doom

President Biden Withdrawal

Keanu Reeves New Novel

Yellowstone Explosion


Positive things:

Magic the Gathering

House of Colour

Bacon Making


Tarot Cards:

Knight of Swords and 4 of PentaclesÂ