Sexy and Jagundo "That Crazy Camming Couple"

by someone other than Mitch! Yep, we have someone who just wanted to have me play with the Mitch monster and do it like he told me to. A sorta reverse, JOI! So, yea, it looks like we are finally back BB, from the sickness abysness, yay! I gotta be honest, being paid to ride the Motorbunny is not a bad way to make cheddah, lol! I LOVE the power couple attachment on it! We are over the moon that season 2 of TED is on and we are loving it, come hear our take, sadly there will not be...

We May Never Be Well Again, Jagundo Dirties Our Cabaret In Lingerie

Yea, so, we are JUST getting back into the swing of things and FINALLY got back on camera this past weekend but we are STILL not 100%. We MISS everyone!! Anway, this week we got some camming in and as usual we had a theme, LOL. We also got back into the hot tub and sauna at least ONCE but quickly realized, nope, too quick. As proven by Sally going a bit too deep and ich, yach, ugh. Mitch gets our brand new...

So, yea, Sally, down for almost 3 weeks, then Mitch dives in. We’ve been up to our necks with sickness but still wanna touch base so we got a quick half hour for everyone this week. We have a quick Mitch saying, Sally talks about us making our own shirts, OURSELVES! Who’s in? We got ideas bb! Oh we had a BLIZZARD and had to shovel our ways out while being sick, yay, ugh. Oh and we found a new fun show to watch about building a sex dungeon.

Stay healthy and sexy while we attempt to re...

Hacking and wheezing our way into your eargasms. Sadly, Sally came down with some sickness this week that according to the Doc turned into walking pneumonia, zoinks! Fortunately we were able to squeeze this in between coughs and sneezes.

As of this writing we are on the mend (yep, we got Mitchy a bit sick too, ugh!) and hope to be back moaning and grunting for everyone later this week. For now though a quickie, on some camming shenanigans and our feature in ASN Lifestyle Magazine! 18 pages, WOW! Just so everyone does know, there are some spots...

We met Tommy Gunn at Exxxotica in NJ this year and Mitch had to ask him about photos he had seen of him riding BMX freestyle back in the 80’s. Tommy is an OG NJ local and Mitch needed to know more. Turns out they both rode freestyle around the same time in different classes and the two chatted forever. We had to get his book to find out more about the gent and spent the rest of the fall and early winter reading up on The Gunn. Here we give our take on the book and discuss a fe...

This week we packed up the mobile passion palace and slid off to Kink of Prussia, PA for Enchanted, a kink, lifestyle, sex positive, event by on by sugar n spice! This episode is all about what we shenanigans happened getting there and while there, LOL! The event was FANTASTIC!, the weather however was…less than fun and the hotel though lovely, was a bit on the not so warm side. Some funny stories inside. If you get a chance to head to a PSSOM event, do it! They’re the awesome of sauceness!

We’ll be back t...

Yep, the state of the world around him finally got to Mitch and he had an existential crisis this week so we lost a day or two of camming and sexy naughtiness. Luckily he was able to crawl out of the mental wilderness. In more fun craziness, Sally finally gets to use her nipple clamps we got at Naughty Knowledge and Mitch tapped them off, YOWCH! We discuss restrictive profile photos on adult sites to the point of utter insanity! We also find out we’re not the only ones wondering WTF is up with manyvids!? Man booty vs wo...

At least some troll on one of oru camming sites thinks so, LOL, Come hear me attempt to soothe his bruised ego. Anyyyyyway, hot tubbing in the snow, yay! We discuss Mitch’s hair secret. More booty mask love, which is good for Sally since she has ANOTHER new bikini, hehe! We discuss a .5 podcast we have coming up. Grand finales while camming, wink nudge. We decide to rename ourselves exclusively for reviewing adult movies, oh yes friends. Apparently we find any excuse now to have wings and Krazy Kasbah’s spice on anything, lol. Delicious! Rrequests that we get t...

We have a name for Bondage Bear! Come hear! Camming wise we get a lot of SOUL!!, love ya man!, Sally gets her strap, um on, OFTEN this week, hehe. Question of the week, does Mitchy smoke? Answers inside. We discuss Mitch being a teetotaller. We discuss getting hit up by a new all encompassing website called After Dark Society. Super interesting, you can sign up at https://afterdarksociety.com . We get news on our package to Enchanted AND where we are staying at REAF in April. Sally gets ALL tied up this week. We meet a real 100% true...

All About Bidets And Butztown

So for Mitchy’s 60th I got him a new sexy, electroinc BIDET! Ya know we are naughty booty people and I need a clean on so this buttilator 3000 has it all! Heated seat, heated water, self cleaning, watchout Mitchy I got eyes on your behind! hehe! Beyond that we discuss multiple vibes, the Motorbunny fluffer. Camming tales? Why yes! Wrestle for me people! Sally gets cuffed and stuffed, oh yeaaaa, hehe! Insults? Yep, we get ‘em! Gotta love our trolls! A 4 hour bangathon? Yep, we dood it! LOL! After a long dry s...

Well if you replace the I with an E they are all a LOT MORE FUN! hehe! So yep, we realized that we’re gonna be fifty SEX and SEXty in twentytwentySEX, oh yea, LOL! No really we are totally mentally ok for an older couple! So a quick rundown on what to expect inside this week! Mitch’s birthday, he turned sixty! Sally gets her blow pop on! Resolutions to slim down and get in mature shape! Mitch REALLY has good times on our new Liberator Cabaret, rowr! We decide to start bringing a mascot when we wander aroun...

Well, we got it and FINALLY got it out and put it together! Our new sex couch from Liberator! The Cabaret. Come find out more about it, it’s actually pretty cool. We got the sling bikinis BUT we also ordered booty beautification products from SoHot Swimwear and of course, Sally had to put it to use immediately on Mitch, lol. Come see a shot of Mitch’s Mud Masked Booty. Meanwhile Sally brings back the pigtails of naughtiness. Mitch comes up with VERY descriptive video names, find out what they are. We break a guy in with his firs...

As usual we get an idea in our heads and we have to immediately do it, LOL! If you are following us anywhere you undoubtedly know what we are talking about, if not, head to our website and check one for yourself or email us! We’ll send you our sexy saturnalia card, hehe! Ya gotta see it, lol! Besides doing our weeklong sexy sexebration we also had time to cam and do life things! We wonder, do most couples in their late 50’s have almost 2 hour sex sessions while other people watch and cum with you? We hope so! h...

Sing it! LOL! So this week we got up and close with Mitch’s bootie and it was delicious, what a tossed salad! hehe. Awkward positions, yes, how about missionary and suck my toes! This week was our yearly trip to Mitch’s parent’s grave and we decided to hit up one of our fave places, New Hope and also do a photoshoot for ASN magazine! Which almost caused Sally to hit the emergency room twisting her ankle, actually ankles. Good news! The new sex couch from Liberator is here, the Cabaret, bad news, we got it during the sno...

Sling a ding ding, baybay!! This week Mitch got me in the hot tub and on the subject of a bikini he has been DYING to see me in. We discuss, hehe! The sparking putay! LOL. We swear we are gonna work on our new commercial this month, PROMISE. The Wine Zone is coming! Camming and cucks seem to be perfect together! Sally is really embracing her Goddess - Dominatrix side and Mitch is there for it! We get so many tips on C-Bate that we get completely confused, ha! Sally has been doing so much cowgirling we need...

Yes, we’re back once again to prove that a couple in their 50’s can be a couple of sexomatics in their 50’s, lol, don’t give up on life yet freaky folks! Podcast topics this time include, stretching out Sally’s Pleasers so she can fit into them more easily! Shoe stretchers!

The Wine Zone shirt is in FULL EFFECT! Must be seen to be believed, LOL! We get big dreams of working all day, coming home and then doing a full on wild custom video and promptly realized we are NOT that. young, ha! We were howev...

This week we try to answer the question on how we do all the stuff we do! LOL! We even amaze full time cam models! Mitch wears silver pants, um, for the holidays! The package protrudes, hehe! Mitch debates buying the new Liberator couch, what will be his decision?! Apparently Mitch has stank feet, LOL! It was a theme night!! Let’s get sloppy bb! Mitch plays slice the testes! Ouch! We’re bring back Nut Musk and bb, I’m in the WINE ZONE! We are having Wingsgiving! Sally goes where no Sally has gone before and Mitch gives he...

Another week with the 2 horsemen of the sexpocalypse, Sally & Mitch, sly Now You See Me, Now You Don’t reference, hmmm.

This week, beside sex all over the internet, we decided to be home remodelers and lumberjacks! Remodeled bathrooms, new fixutres, ivy wrangling on trees also, we finally got some steps redone in our dungeo, um basement! LOL!

Sally got back to camming on her own, which lead to the realization that she needs better glass ones! So, we shopped, and um, shopped, LOL! We do a little discussion of curvy ladies and some examples fr...

After a SUPER LONG month, the mistress of orgasm inducing insanity returned this week! Yes, Sally was back online getting things hard and happy all over, LOL! Then I promptly overdid it and had to take a 2 day break! So for camming, quiet sexy times, and double orgasms for Sally while getting everyone off! Go BB! Mitch comes up with a new porn star name, lol. Our relaxing webinar gets wrecked by a party behind us. Damn thumpers! Sally talks more about Tommy Gunn’s book which leads to us discussing priapism and spiders, which leads to Mitch going WT...

For the first time in the 20 years we have been together the two of us did not spend Halloween at home! Whew! Instead we got in Sally’s pumpkin mobile and headed to New Hope for massages, good food, old friends and apparently a massive block party!

Come hear how us two wackos spent the day and evening oh and stick around for some unboxing of sex toys we were invited to test out!

Let witchy Sally put a spell on you with her bewitching voice!

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists” 

We P...

Well not much in the realm of us parading our bods all over the internet boning this week while we wait for the go ahead from the Doc on Sally’s boobage but we did manage to squeeze in a trip to the NJ Exxxotica convention and had a blast wandering around.

In true S&J fashion we forgot most of what we wanted to do there but we did manage to get feedback on our pens, spend time with OS NJ BMX freestyler turned adult star, Tommy Gunn as well as a pleasant chat with old Sa...

It was time for the post boob op check up and of course, things did not go smoothly! Come listen to our tale of tata woes while we wait for them to heal and I can get back in action! Meanwhile, Mitch uses the time away from wild whoopie with me to redo his sexy command center where all the naughty updates come from with my content. Apparently a MASSIVE undertaking.

We’ll see you all Saturday at Exxxotica!

Tata’s up!

Sally & Mitch

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At least Mitch thinks they are, he is bias but you will all be able to take a peek later this month! So this week’s podcast is all about awake breast surgery, the aftermath, aftercare and all it entails. Any ladies thinking of redoing your ladies, have a listen to my experience having my implants replaced while awake! For more on the actual day of happenings when this all went down head over to our youtube channel and video of us heading up, getting there, right after surger and then heading home right here: https://youtu.be/xVi23J4...

Well this is it, the wait is over, as of this podcast my tatas are in! Next weeks podcast will be a full update on how it all went down. This week however we delve into tanning in October OUTDOORS! Edgar Allen Poe Speakeasy and mixed drink madness. Florentine webinars. Finishing up and off after camming all night. Since this is the final podcast before the surgery for Sally we get deep into how she made the decision to initially redo her breasts and Mitch’s reaction to it all.

Come join us, the Sexy Bottom Nightmare Ba...

First up, big thank you to Studio 58 with mentioning Sally in thier writeup about their Halloween event, which we would have gone to if it wasn’t so close to Sally getting her new tatas put in! Being cited that way on AVN is a big deal! Thanks!! Ok, off to the races, or schwanzes and concerts, lol. When you see and hear this podcast it will be TWO days till my new boobage! Wish me luck! With that being said, Sally will be taking a break from camming for a few weeks BUT will be sextpanthering! So say hi...

Yea so, it’s um, another, episode, LOL! This time in our weird wonderland of sexiness. More tales of camming fun and freakiness of course as well as lots of news about Sally’s birthday and Mitch lamenting eating WAY too much during the festivities. Ugh, Mitchy needs a diet. Discussions on things Mitch definitely is NOT into while camming, which involves slobber, name calling and the c word. Also, a little discussion about photography, flash and iphones. We did some photoshoots in Cape May! Sally saves a turtle from a possible road kill situation. Somehow we were able to ge...

Hey baybay, LOL! We got busy on a new endeavor this week and it was just as odd as you can imagine! HA! This week is our Sally 56th birthday episode! Happy birthday sexy lady! So as of this podcast it is 3 weeks till my new tatas! WOW, it’s going fast! Can't wait till my ones, lol! My current salines are just not as soft as I’d like. This time around Sally discusses her vet tech experiences, keeping all her reptiles set up correctly before her scheduled upgrades, hehe, and lots of chat about SUPER long privates. The d...

Welcome to our freaky 40 minutes of the week! First up, stellastilettos.com is working! Sally, her feet and toes as well as hot heels for all those who love her pedis are now their own thing. As of this posting it is now THREE weeks till I get my new yayas, tatas, lovely breasts! I can’t wait! Mitch is just a comedy maniac this week between show names and pick up lines. Yes, I still love him, LOL! Sally gets eaten, a LOT. Some comments on Peacemaker and orgies. The biggest news though was our custom tip & strip pe...

Ok, the last thing in the podcast is the first thing we’re putting up! Sally’s 2020Sex calendar is out and is available at magcloud! If you would like to hang her someplace to let her watch over your sexy activities, or non-sexy and you just want a lovely lady to look at for motivation they can be had here: https://www.magcloud.com/browse/issue/3142361?__r=6840346 

Now, on with the show! 

MItch breaks the stream record with SIX streams at once, LOL! Oh and we apologize for the sound on this one, Mitch blew it...

6 weeks till NEW TATAS!!, yeaaaa! Onward!

Mitch goes gaga for a big fuzzy jacket for Sally. Alpaca awesomeness. Pateron level names, sexy personified, LOL. Earthshaking vibes on the rodent! Pegtastrophes!! Mitch’s wang is quite the draw!! Sally reaches new deep, DEEP levels in deepthroating! Invites to bukkake parties in NL! Stella Stilettos, foot and heel fetish goddess coming soon! Sally got a new iPad for sexting on Sextpanther! Front page of SDC.com and Mitch has NO IDEA, thank you redreina! Can you release gas in Mitch's face? A rate my wang theme night! Sally dives in...

Strapped And Denied, Sally's C*#k Rating Scale Announced

We got stuck in the sauna again! So, um, listen and watch us sweat, LOL! Soooo, It’s now 7 weeks away from Sally’s new chachas! weeeeee! Onward! Mitch’s oks the strap and quickly realizes, he’s, not, ready, ha! We got another lovely couple that we watched and it was a fun time, oh yea! Sally comes up with a way to rate the schwanzes she sees! Annoying naughtydaddies, lol! Sally’s pens are coming! We’ve decided to start up a patreon with the merch we have for...

C-Zilla Returns, Bikini Podcast!

Yep, We’re outdoors for this one finally! Come join us in our tanning chairs for the weekly update on our little odd kamming and kink lifesyle. We have some final tales from our fun, funky trip to Naughty Knowledge. Sally talks more about being a true connoisseur of c*#k. Mitch & Sally becomes fascinated by a lovely woman’s ass being whipped. Kinky Koloring and finding funky cool people from Philly! We get badge tags from our guest at NN! Find out if we are top, bottom, or switch. Someo...

Off To Naughty Knowledge With Wonder Weenie!

Well, we made it there and back again much like sexy hobbits!, LOL! Yep, Naughty Knowledge. What a fantastic time with kinky open people! We spent three days there and we highly recommend the event! But first, before we get into the fun times there, we have to talk about Mitch’s undies drama, Sally’s new anklet and heels as well as shopping in Gettysburg. Sally get’s fired up! We become obsessed with probably the SEXIEST scene we have ever seen at an event! I whip Mitch’s ass while...

It was a busy week of boning for the people of the Sexatorium, AKA, us! LOL! We have some condensation in our new mini-split lines and had to close up the room for some HVAC tech to come and wires got crossed so, no camming from the land of lust it was back to, the SAUNA! 

Where we promptly got bizay like the naughty f-ers we are! Sally gets a little burned out on the one line wonders but soon discovers she is a very naughty auntie named Nancy and that is a tale in itself! Sally i...

Sally Gets A New Tattoo and Being A Schwanzasseur

We’re here with tales of tantalizing naughtiness once again. First things first, Mitch is pumped for Fantastic Four tomorrow! Sally has a FF story! Onward then, Sally finds Mr. Dirty. Tacklegee returns for a squeeze! We realize we are running into a theme of naughty families and voyeurs for people’s fantasies. It seems like “hair” is making a comeback because we are getting requests, um, often. Rogue butt hairs. Coming to a naughty event near you! Sally Sexy tip and strip pens are coming soon! It’’s a new tier...

Our first podcast of the year from the rooftop deck and, well, we overheated the camera and had to move back into the Sexatorium. Forgetting that it is in fact, finally SUMMER! This time around we get roleplayed as a naughty grandma and grandpa, which sadly, is not much of a stretch! LOL! Apparently Mitch loves seeing me turn on other guys. Bad man! We discover a new show called, Nautilus! Recommend! We go back into the Tempted livestreams. Coralyn Jewel is nice enough to say hi again. We send out a couple sexy care packages to our naughty...

You Sick, Sick, Sick M-Fers!, No Literally, We Are Not Well

First it was Mitch, then, due to our constant proximity to each other, I got it as well. Yep, your naughty red head went down for the count and not the fun kind! Just as we were going to do the webinar, the sore throat and sniffles came on. I troopered through but as of this writing, I’m out. DAMN IT! Anyways, we did manage to get some funness in before the infection! Mitch, take over here! Welp, Sally gets some BBC on cam and a...

We have a quick half hour saying hi to NSFWSocial's OTHER ambassador, Amy Quinn. A lovely young lady from Florida who although she comes across as very demure, is a true "hot wheel" in other aspects, especially in adult!

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists” 

We Put The What, in WTF?”

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So much camming that Mitch went under the weather!

A moist Sally is a happy Sally! LOL! New boob update! Sally went for her pre-op mammogran, (everything is fine) and the tech was a manhandler! Twisting boobs, tweaked arms, unpleasant is not the word! She’s still up in the air between 450 and 500 CC’s, stay on the S&J channel to find out how they turn out this fall! MItch got us bracelets! Squatting Sally has fun! Mitch has convinced Sally to read Sunstone. We’ll hear her take in coming episodes! We watch...

The Lost 3 Day Weekend.

What was supposed to be a 3 day sun, fun, and sex fest turned into a quagmire of missed interviews and delivery catastrophes! Come listen to a few tales of sexy fun from playing online then delve with us into the world of appliances that die within 24 hours of installation. That plus Mitch demos the spanking bench and various other things. It was a rough week but we made it through! LOL! We promise next week more sexy fun than usual!

Now get on the Liberator Steed sex bench, bend over and...