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I'M UNDER THE BED and in your earbuds this week on Dipperz! Nothing is scarier than not having control of yourself suddenly, and nothing is funnier than a stoner friend named PNUB. The 1999 cult classic Idle Hands, featuring Devon Sawa, Seth Green, Jessica Alba, and more is "The story of a boy and his right hand". Sarah and Lauren recap the story, make strange references to Dario Argento, give it two thumbs way up, and remember the good old days of the turn of the century. Grab a dime bag and some Funyuns, it's movie time! 

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A cursed boutineer! A cursed mirror! A cursed...bauble! Welcome to Friday the 13th: The Series. The TV series had no relation to the film series in theme or characters, but rode those coattails to stardom all the same. Prepare yourself to be baubled right along with Vanity and the gang this week. Tis the season...the SPOOKY season. Get in the spirit with DIPPERZ!

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Look and feel like a Hollywood Star with the Dipperz at Glamour Shots! Join Sarah, Lauren, and the millionish people all over this great nation who have served BOLD and ELEGANT for the camera, captured for all of time in a blurry glow. FEATURING: all of the feather boas, hand posing, EYES, a full makeover including hairstyle, a special Valentine's Day photo shoot for your special husband, chin posing, serving worried, and purple lamé. BONUS: DADS AND GRADS! $8.99!

V sit and reach your way into a good time with Sarah and Lauren as they measure up in the Presidential Physical Fitness Test and discuss their experiences as kids in the 80's and early 90's. Energized with patriotism and ready to keep this nation safe, the Dipperz are ready to take on a real threat to western values...Jazz music! Learn how Henry Ford, notorious anti-Semite and total dork, got so freaked out he instituted a nationwide square dancing campaign that spread throughout our public schools. Let's get physical! 

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Try not to have a cow this week as Lauren and Sarah explain it all! Airing originally from 1991-1994, Nickelodeon's "Clarissa Explains it All" starring Melissa Joan Hart is beloved by many, including the Dipperz. FEATURING: one tiny braid, Mao Zedong, plutonic best-friendships, making 16-bit computer games to convince your parents to let you do stuff, wearing two different shoes on purpose, ELVIS, the fun and magic of figuring out who you are, vests, Jody, and plotting to kill your little brother. BONUS: THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS. Way cool!

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It's double Dipperz this week as Lauren and Sarah are joined by Sarah's mom and sister to take the road trip of a lifetime to Forks, Washington and the greater surrounding Twilight locations of note! HEAR: general excitement and confusion about what the Dips understand (or don't) about the Twilight franchise of books and movies. FEEL: like a teenager again as you fall in love with an emotionally repressed and terminally immature weirdo! SMELL: just a whiff of Lauren's elitism about certain Washington towns! TASTE: tidbits of history, lore, conjecture and Bella's Mushroom Ravioli! TOUCH: grass y'all. SEE: The...

I wish you would dip back from that ledge, my friend...and join Sarah, Lauren, and the rest of the Road Rules crew on a few of their wild adventures on the Northern Trail. Airing in 1998, season 5 saw the contestants traveling through the Pacific Northwest of the US and Canada in a Mini-Winnie full of drama. The Dipperz join them as they visit Seattle and have some super-awkward moments with Third-Eye Blind, get robbed, and emotionally torture each other-and that's all before the challenge!

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Take a deep breath and try to load in one go this week with the Dipperz! Sarah catches you up on all the maritime drama at the boat ramp in the hot summer sun, while Lauren tops it off with a pinch of RARE, Premium Pink Himalayan Sea Salt she discovered while hunting for treasure at the Ross, TJ Maxx, and Marshall's family of fine discount stores. Happy August from Dipperz!

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Summer is in full swing, and the Dipperz are getting ready to camp it up at camp! Dip back into the past for the 1991 Nickelodeon classic Salute Your Shorts (awful waffle, anyone?) and then dip into a deep back bend with the finalists of the 2017 Ohio State University's Marching Band Drum Major competition. It's all the poorly recalled teen television programming and amateur drum major commentary you can stuff in your oversized tote bag this week on Dipperz!

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More like Fartbook Marketfart! Sarah and Lauren log on to the coolest place on the web this week to bring you hits and shits from near and far. Everything you never needed is here, or a town or two over if you're willing to meet a stranger in the library parking lot and make the exchange. The Dipz are here to guide you through this labyrinth of treasures, trash, and ManCave decor.

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Star Date: July 5, 2025. The Dipperz are coming to you live from the past! Sarah and Lauren travel the world from the comfort of the sofa using the magic of YouTube. Poke around all sorts of weird and wild places while the Dipz chat it out. Will your city make the list of livestreams we visit? 

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It's the happiest podcast on earth bringing you a pocketful of fun this week! Dip into a little taste of the good stuff with Sarah and Lauren and freak out the squares. 

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PUT THAT ON YOUR CLIPBOARD! Sarah and Lauren host an after party at The Planet with the whole L Word crew for PRIDE 2005! Take a trip back in time as the Dips dish on season 2, episode 11 "Loud and Proud". Featuring: Complaint Corner, chattin' 'bout hats, shout outs, shame, Lauren reflects and admits she may have been a bit harsh on Jenny, Lauren overcompensates and now excuses all of Jenny's behavior, Sarah drops science, fashion and MORE! BONUS: somehow Ronald Regan. 

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Explore the afterlife and beyond this week with the Dipperz as they take a journey back to 1984 NOT LIKE THAT THOUGH. The comedy classic "All of Me" starring Steve Martin and Lily Tomlin brings the woo woo new age of the 1980's and the goofy goodness of these to incredible performers together with just a touch of racism. Sweet, touching, thoughtful and hilarious, this movie has it all...AND a big floppy dog! 

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EVERYONE WATCHES WOMEN'S SPORTS! Grab your see-through pocketbook and join the Dipz and special friends K & L as they cheer on the mighty Seattle Storm vs the Las Vegas Aces at the Climate Pledge Arena! Sarah is certain and Lauren is certainly confused about the sport of basketball, and this team is sure to offer a little something for every sport or non-sport fan out there! Featuring: hollerin', hootin', carryin' on, outrageous prices, wanting to support the home team while affirming the opposing team's efforts because we're all trying our best out here, teachin' the children, gorgeous hair, athletic...

Make sure you have your ticket, the Alliteration Train is pulling into the station and you'll want to hop on with Lauren and Sarah. The Dipperz are bringing you not one, not two, but THREE BANDITS in this week's ep. But wait...there's more! All three bandits start with the letter B! This episode has it all and more, and also Vaseline. 

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Can you smell what the dipz are cooking? Come waft along with Sarah and Lauren as they explore the odors and aromas that make us all so special. Explore the flowers of each month of the year and what that means for you, and then get ready to tour the world and hear all about farts in different languages. But wait, there's more! CHICKENS. 

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Pop on a bubble skirt and hop in the pool fully clothed with Lauren, Sarah and the gals from the L Word! This week, the dipz set sail with Olivia Cruises and a handful of the gang for a whirlwind trip aboard the Lez-boat while Bette, Kit and multi-award winner Ossie Davis, in one of his final roles, struggle with family dynamics at home. Featuring: The Long Taco debate round II, cello musings, sapphic extras, Shawn Colvin, vocal fry and MORE! BONUS: board shorts.

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Step into the weird and wild world of the internet with the Dipz! Featuring:  "Kombucha Girl" Brittany Broski, Love Sweaters, bits and bobs, Rule 34 and MORE! 

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Dip back with Sarah and Lauren in this fabulous fun clip episode! There is always something extra that doesn't make the cut but is too good to waste, so here's a smattering of those lost conversations. Featuring: JHERIKA, lost grandpas, bustin' on the Kool Aid Challenge, realistic knocking, Holly Hunter and MORE! BONUS: Instant classics! 

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Life's hard, let's go to the mall! Join Sarah and Lauren on a trip to Spencer's Gifts, Hot Topic, and the American Teenage Dream this week. BONUS: SURPRISES! 

 This week, the Dipperz bring you a chat with Nardwuar the Human Serviette. This Canadian legend of the music scene is one of the best known and somewhat liked by some people of music journalists. His unique flair is instantly recognizable with a voice to match, and his encyclopedic knowledge is second only to his incredible collection of pop culture artifacts. Featuring: Bianca from El Paso, the Dipz take on an ICP show, nostril flarin', brittle people being too fragile about their image, Sarah and Lauren recount the super-obscure trivia about themselves that Nardwuar would find if they were b...

Order in the court! This week Sarah and Lauren have a case in front of some of the toughest and most iconic judges of stage and screen! Presiding over this episode are Judge Judy, Judge Milian, Judge Mablean, and Judge Lynn Toler. Don't forget the sympathetic straight-man bailiff! We can't wait to hear your thoughts in the foyer following the verdict. Objection! 

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 RIP LongJohnTaco. This week, take a tasty trip all the way to Puerto Rico with Sarah and Lauren as they place the most perfect fast food order ever in the last remaining combination Kentucky Fried Chicken, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut. But that's not all! Enjoy the deep thoughts of the Dipperz as they explore: "the long taco", what kind of legs and body orientation would an anthropomorphized taco have?, what are we smearing on our lips, gang?, Y2K, them eggs, and the stomach churning ennui of life! BONUS: SAUCES

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Open your legs, it's Dipperz time! The L Word is back on the menu today, and the Dipz are whipping up a hot batch of talk just for you. Hop in the backseat with Sarah and Lauren as they hitch a ride with Alice, Alice's mom, Tina, Dana, Shane and...Jenny Schecter (ew), to the Dinah Shore Golf Classic (and Tennis Match and Pool Party), THE lesbian event of the year! Featuring: Strawberry P, Tonya, hiring the right contractor, Bette's "energy", Palm Springs, Cuban food, potential Irish slurs, caged heat, manatees and MORE! BONUS: MY WIFE! 

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 Do a good deed for yourself this week and enjoy this episode about the 1994 film The Favor! Sarah and Lauren discuss one of their time-honored classic themes..."Which Bill is it?" and MORE on this week's Dipperz. 

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  Tie a bow on it and make sure you wear your long sleeves, it's time
to Dip! This week, Sarah & Lauren discuss Kate & Allie, a show about
TWO MOMMIES that aired from 1984-1989 on CBS. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Ennui! Relentless goofiness! Less weiner talk than last time! Come do
your best with the Dipperz, cuz that's all that we can do

  The Dipperz swing in a different direction this episode as they
bravely confront Puppetry of the Penis, the long-running "comedic live
performance-art show featuring a series of genital contortions"
(Wikipedia, 2024). Strap in as Sarah and Lauren attempt to remain as
professional as they possibly can which lasts about as long as you
expect as they try to bring you the throbbing talk you need!
Expression takes many forms and creativity is inclusive of all and
diverse, so today the Dipz try to honor the message of the shaping of
the peen. T...

  Well, bless your heart! The Dipperz are strolling down nostalgia lane
to visit Atlanta Georgia and the women of Sugarbaker and
Associates...DESIGNING women, that is! Step out onto the porch with
Lauren and Sarah for some sweet tea and a sip of one of the 1980's
most memorable TV shows. Confronting social issues with proper
Southern manners as only they can, the show brought a popular mix of
comedy and real life and gave women more representation in the media.
Not without controversy and some cast changes along the way, here i...

  Perennial favorite Demi Moore is the topic of this week's episode, and
the Dipperz are taking a look at this legend's life and career. Come
sprint in the ocean with Sarah and Lauren as they dip into:
challenging norms and breaking down barriers,
hairstyles-hairstyles-hairstyles, being able to actually do one-handed
push-ups, Emilia Estevez, pockets where they don't belong, social
commentary, being paid what you are worth, and MORE!
BONUS: a reminder to rewatch GHOST.
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 Talking, laughing, loving, breathing, fighting, f*cking, crying,
drinking, riding, winning, losing, cheating, kissing, thinking,
dreaming AND MORE this week with the Dipperz! There's a new gal in
town, and she's peepin' through the fence this week as Sarah and
Lauren start in on an "The L Word" rewatch and bring you right along
with them. Revisit this sexy and adventurous show focuses on the
lives, loves and drama of a group of friends in LA in the early
2000's. The L word is lesbian, but everyone is invited to this party!

  Shimmy into the New Year with the Dips as they dive into the stories of Hollywood starlets Jayne Mansfield and Mamie Van Doren. These blonde bombshells became pillars of "The Three M's" along with Marilyn Monroe, creating a trifecta that influences the western world's beauty standards to this day, and inspired countless artists, actors and regular folks. FEATURING: tragedy, the patriarchy, chihuahuas, heaving and bustin', what defines a "Hollywood starlet" anyway, Pulp Fiction, great hair and MORE! BONUS: HUNKS!

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  Walk the red carpet in glitz and glamour with Dipperz and Danity Kane! This week, Sarah and Lauren recount the sordid and scandalous story of the creation of one of the quintessential girl groups of the early 2000's. Appearing on the TV show Making the Band gave these young, talented and ambitious performers a chance at stardom, but at what cost? Danity Kane was active between 2005 and 2020 and included Aubrey O'Day, Dawn Richard, Shannon Bex, Wanita "D. Woods" Woodgett, and Aundrea Fimbres. FEATURING: a whole lot of Di**y hate, a surprising analysis of some favorite holiday songs, low-rise j...

  Strap on that flannel and cozy socks, we're in for a wicked pissah! This week, the Dipperz head east and Sarah watches while Lauren embarrasses herself and the citizens of Maine with a horrible caricature of their accent. Page through the winter L.L. Bean catalogue and discover a little bit about the history of this well-loved outdoor outfitter and purveyor of all things canvas and monogrammed. Featuring: lore, legends and lobstah, the origins of Hunter Green, Lesbians Love Bean, build-a-bean fit with the Dipperz, peaceful fireside  ambiance, and MORE! BONUS: timeless classics. 

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  "Life is pain. Get used to it!" Happy Crisis from Dipperz! We want to send a huge thank you to our patrons and all our listeners for another fantastic year of pod. This week, Sarah and Lauren take on the CIA and trans-national rapey dipsticks right along with Charly Baltimore in The Long Kiss Goodnight. This 1996 action-thriller-Christmas movie is a fountain of the most amazing lines and some incredible action and eye makeup, and the Dipperz are lacing up their spy-ce skates as Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson take on the worst villains you can imagine. This movie t...

 'Tis the season for sodium and snacks! Gather round the hors-d'oeuvres with the Dipperz and peruse all the midwest has to offer in the Wisconsin Cheeseman catalog! Sarah and Lauren are namin' nuts and cheesin' tough in this week's tasty dip. Listen along while you prep for your party and make it through this holiday season. The Dipperz got you, y'all! Happy Sparkle Season! 

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  How are you? Well, the Dipperz are doing their best and they hope that you are too. Did you grow up in the mall? Do you categorize your malls in terms of size and quality? Do you want to go to the mall? Sarah and Lauren tackle these questions and many more as they take a trip down mall memory lane and take on hot tops like: names of things, charm, yesterday and today, Belk, walking around all sippy-slurpy, local chocolates, SANTA!, third places, rain bonnets and MORE! BONUS: Lauren's bisexual youtube algorithm. 

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  All families are crazy in their own special way, and this week the Dipperz are celebrating the Larson family and Home for the Holidays. Jodie Foster's sophomore directorial project that received mixed reviews when released but has since become a bit of a holiday classic. Wet your whistle along with Sarah and Lauren as they take you on a disorganized romp around Baltimore and the dynamics of this dysfunctional and endearing family. FEATURING: really folksy and earnest ladies, Leo Fish, a new feeling of freedom, egg, nutri-turkey, Mrs. Robbinson, and MORE! BONUS: Geena Davis please email us!

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  Thanks for choosing Dipperz, did you make your order through our app today? Add a caramel apple drizzle to any episode for only $1 more! This week, the Dips are too dipressed to cook, so they're stopping at the drive thru on the way home. Featuring: a red meat phase, at least four cheeses, marketing of days gone by, Henny straight in your mouth, at least 15 ketchup packets but no napkins, an unquenchable zest for life and MORE! BONUS: the only Taco Time that matters. 

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  Viva Las Vegas and Viva Dipperz! This week, hop on the fun train with Sarah, Lauren and their special guests Katie, Nani and Vanessa as they head to the sunny and manic streets of Sin City to celebrate a special occasion...Lauren's 45th birthday! Stay at the charming Flamingo in the middle of the Strip with the Dipperz and their favorite babes. If you need a getaway from it all this week, this is the episode for you! Tchotchkes! Crowds! Fragrances! Dinner! Brunch! Slots a' Fun! Couples! Lisa Vanderpump! BONUS: the people at the pool! BONUS BONUS: the weed s...