{ENTER THE MULTIVERSE: THE LEGEND CONTINUES}
{Yesterdayâs News}
Let's break this down with scientific research and data:
1. Passive-Aggressive Hostility & Covert Racism
Passive-aggressive behavior is an indirect expression of anger, hostility, or displeasure. Rather than open confrontation, it manifests in resistant, defiant, or undermining actions. When this behavior is directed towards individuals based on their race or ethnicity, it falls under the umbrella of covert racism or racial microaggressions.
* Covert Racism: This is a form of racial discrimination that is disguised and subtle, rather than public or obvious. It's often concealed in the fabric of society, operating through evasive or seemingly passive...
{Whateverâs Wrong.}
I'm no complete Christian, but the bizarre act of hacking and spewing and gasping by whoever was next door while I was reading the Bible was telling of its claims.
âthat girl really fucked you over.â
I wasn't sure what exactly the voice was besides the voice of God itself, or maybe even the same voice who had warned me who'd win the election and was right, and so eternally and internally always kind of a voice I trusted, and besides that, I was sure it see right. The evil girl next...
Happy Accidents Set #666
If this is a vault,
I could get ambushedâ
If it were a parking lot,
Then I could get robbed
My plate was a lot,
But i'm going back for seconds;
Well,
I walked right into that one
It'll take awhile to work its way into words
But for now, i'm still heart being hurt
Does your stomach hurt?
Did your eyes go wrong?
No!
I got hot all over,
...
Before The Crash.
âŠWe have a weird connection, don't we?
The scene was from The Television People, but the image was the clear as day vision of Patrick in a sunlit warehouse somewhere in Manhattan with one of his many loversâsomewhere in my mind, amidst the distractions, I was still trying to formulate the leeways between things I'd already written, and for whatever reason assembling an actual plot for its pilot season.
STEPHEN COLBERT enters and unbuttons his suit jacketâ in trademark Colbert.
This is obviously not something he's doing...
APOCALYPSE: NOW!
âLook what they eye unearthed,â leaning into the tip of my ear with the warmth and closeness of the coming waves, high tide approaching in the waning moon.
âMore secrets.â I replied.
It was a question but also a statementâ there was never such as this the luminescent trace of the glowing lava that was his force and might that I could not see for miles before he would even wanderâ first in twinkling stars and then later the wind itself and the birds, and then beneath the waves, like the quaking shake of a mighty oak a...
{Enter The Multiverse} S11E002
Every time I take him in
I must remember
the best thing
That have ever happened to him
As he said
And whether or not the band
Wraps around the bent and broken digit
I just simply remember that,
I'm just infatuated as a friend
I mark it like a mantra
Just as adequately as the director
Calls to action
All the actors at the set;
With no resentments
We're all...
off rhythm laughter. [the c o l o r s edition]
[The Festival Project âą ]
Look, I've got some⊠time.
How much time we talking?
Enough.
Alright, what's that make us?
A deal.
Alright.
But you have to be quiet about it.
Body is a minimum concern
But accolades, achievements,
Educationâ
If you want to know,
A billion's the goalâ
There's a goldmine full of pretty...
[0022.]
Someone help me.
What happened.
What's good bro.
I think deadmau5 is my cat.
Nah.
You're serious?
I'mâŠdeadfuckingnserious.
What makes you think that?
[cat is deadmau5]
lol isn't it super torturous as fuck as a woman knowing
All you really want is for like, one man to like ,
Just like you,
But dudes are notorious for li...
FR3AKY FRĂDAYS w/-ĆȘ. 005.
JIMMY KIMMEL uses his newfound ability to time shift (not time travel, persay, but to alter many parallels of a given time) to undo joining a college fraternity.
Also in the present nothing appears altered. This invisibly and almost even silently skews several multidimensional parallels into disarray.
Unknowing st all of this, he seems content with his decision.
Then again, he always seems sort of...
JIMMY KIMMEL is quietly enjoying his fishing trip.
Basking in the wonderful allone ness...
kĂŒrĆ«kĂĄmĂ€.
It was surreal, I was off the grid and in airplane mode, and completely lost without giving a care
I was so frustrated that I just kept waking.
Just when I started to seriously consider suicide, with the exact timing of my thoughts reaching the logistical point that âthere was really nothing let in the world for me'â then it appeared right before my eyes; as if it had just sprung up in my path.
I wasn't worried that I was lost, or even panicking in a suicidal spiral, I ju...
-Out West. | Homesick
I feel like that would be aâ
coincidence?
No, I don't think so
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES. THATS A CHALLENGE.
CUNTFACE.
0.0
WHAT DID YOUJUST CALL ME.
FUNTCASE.
WHAT.
IT'S A DJâ
WHAT!
GROUPâOR WHATEVER.
Harvard;
How'd I do that?
I wonder what else I can get
If I just ask
I thought watch my thoughts
I been bad
I'm a dog <...
Songwriting II
Suddenly, as I looked up from my makeshift workspace, where I had been toiling away for hours at seemingly nothingâI realized the world was full of everything I'd ever wanted to fuck; something primal and ancient had been awakening within me and I was left in a dangerous volitile position, drifting somewhere between reckless promiscuity in a sexual escapadeâand the pseudo-conservative now-only partially celibate maiden form of fantasyâthere wasn't anything I could do but wait inside my tragic box for some unassuming old soul to finally open the gateâand allow whatever devious and fiending hedonistic godbeing...
Toybox.
425
I don't know which bridge is the Brooklyn one,
I won't lie
It's frequency too famous for suicide
I think about it every time
Is this my stop?
I want to die
And meanwhile,
On the four to five
I caught the four right on time
But only because I've run a mile
You can't take anything from me,
I already have nothing
If you want more than what I'm made of,
<...Songwriting I
âThe Golden Ruleâ
I finally did it.
I finally set my house on fire.
You don't know.
I've lived there two years;
I just now did it.
This amazes me that just how.
Here's how it happened.
So I'm in my kitchen, cooking.
I just worked out for like, three hours so I'm cooking everything.
Everything.
I put the soup on, but by the end of the workout, I'm not sure the soup is going to be enou...
{1st Vinyl Set}
It's like spraying for ants,
But they keep coming back
The colonies are alarming in number
Really harmless but lawful annoying
A roach infestation
Left to fester;
The gutter is the environment
No matter what you try to put over it
Still, you don't want the pests
In your place of rest,
And it's hard to acknowledge
The infestation
It's just a lesson
A garbage can is a garbage can
And...
FREAKY FRIDAY TEASER 1
Scratching my third eye and inching away from my phone as if it would make this day any less cruel than it was, and I wondered why it became aâ
Shipwreck â
Stream of consciousness almost as if out of nowhere after a hellish enough writer's block that I thought i'd never write again, but maybe, just maybe,
With the lack of motorcycles and having run something like three miles and working out for two hours, and crying and crying meant I was somehow closer to heaven,
Even though it felt like hell...
FREAKY FRIDAY w/-ĆȘ. 004.
SHOW TITLE:
FR3AKY FRĂDAYS! with -ĆȘ.
IG HANDLE: @iamu.guru
DJ NAMES:
-ĆȘ. | Happy Accidents! [Hâ!], c o l o r s, Uptown A
GENRE TAGS:
ACID, ELECTRONIC, EXPERIMENTAL, DANCE, DUBSTEP
DESCRIPTION:
Prepare for sonic seismic activity! "Freaky Fridays" with the enigmatic -ĆȘ. is about to detonate on the airwaves, bringing you the biggest bass explosion since the Big Bang itself!
Climb aboard the mothership every Friday from 11 AM to 1 PM and launch your weekend into orbit with a mind-b...
FREAKY FRIDAYS w/-ĆȘ. 003.
SHOW TITLE:
FR3AKY FRĂDAYS! with -ĆȘ.
IG HANDLE: @iamu.guru
DJ NAMES:
-ĆȘ. | Happy Accidents! [Hâ!], c o l o r s, Uptown A
GENRE TAGS:
ACID, ELECTRONIC, EXPERIMENTAL, DANCE, DUBSTEP
DESCRIPTION:
Prepare for sonic seismic activity! "Freaky Fridays" with the enigmatic -ĆȘ. is about to detonate on the airwaves, bringing you the biggest bass explosion since the Big Bang itself!
Climb aboard the mothership every Friday from 11 AM to 1 PM and launch your weekend into orbit with a mind-b...
FR3AKY FRIDAYS w/-ĆȘ. 002
SHOW TITLE:
FR3AKY FRĂDAYS! with -ĆȘ.
IG HANDLE: @iamu.guru
DJ NAMES:
-ĆȘ. | Happy Accidents! [Hâ!], c o l o r s, Uptown A
GENRE TAGS:
ACID, ELECTRONIC, EXPERIMENTAL, DANCE, DUBSTEP
DESCRIPTION:
Prepare for sonic seismic activity! "Freaky Fridays" with the enigmatic -ĆȘ. is about to detonate on the airwaves, bringing you the biggest bass explosion since the Big Bang itself!
Climb aboard the mothership every Friday from 11 AM to 1 PM and launch your weekend into orbit with a mind-b...
FR3AKY FRIÌDAYS w/-UÌ. EP. 001.
SHOW TITLE:
FR3AKY FRĂDAYS! with -ĆȘ.
DJ NAMES:
-ĆȘ. | Happy Accidents! [Hâ!], c o l o r s, Uptown A
GENRE TAGS:
ACID, ELECTRONIC, EXPERIMENTAL, DANCE, DUBSTEP
DESCRIPTION:
Prepare for sonic seismic activity! "Freaky Fridays" with the enigmatic -ĆȘ. is about to detonate on the airwaves, bringing you the biggest bass explosion since the Big Bang itself!
Climb aboard the mothership every Friday from 11 AM to 1 PM and launch your weekend into orbit with a mind-bending blend of clever soundw...
[001.]
Moo.
MooâŠ
Moo.
Moo, sir.
I'll kill you.
You promise?
I want to.
Don't get me excited over nothing;
If this isn't the exit, please take this tease
To the left, dear
Moo, cow
My honor
Level one, and brother, you've got nothing
Flip the coin and landed on your headache
Betting on your helmet
Standing on my cock, i'm taller
(Not a rooster)
But my...
[002.]
I just found out the President doesn't drink and this is something we have in common.
I don't drink; but i found out he didn't and it made me want to start.
I'm like
âOh, I can't be associated with this dudeâ
I started shopping for lime-a-ritas.
Spritzers and shit, something fruity.
I'm like
âI think i just became an alcoholic.â
I started to get worried.
I watch a lot of late night TV;
I'm like, obsessed with those guysâ ri...
[003.]
Rob Lowe: True, or False?
What's the question?
You have access to a hidden realm and/or an open portal.
And/ Or?
True or False, Rob Lowe.
And, or âorâ?
Distinctively either, actually.
___
Oh, fuck, oh fuckâfuck!
You look lost. Look less lost.
How am I supposed to know how I look?
Look in a mirr...
[004.]
Television Series Concept: "Tales of a Superstar DJ"
Premise: "Tales of a Superstar DJ" exists within the sprawling multiverse of "Enter The Multiverse," revealing the deeply personal, often painful, and ultimately triumphant journey of BlĆ« Tha GĂŒrĆ«. Born of ascended dimensions and gifted with unparalleled creative genius, BlĆ« faces the paradox of her destiny: to become the world's greatest DJ and healer through sound, while navigating profound earthly challenges like body dysmorphia, the scars of loss, racism, homelessness, and the crushing weight of her hidden secrets and battles with mental health. Armed with a cheap video came...
[005.]
For awhile I thought I wanted to be on SNL.
I really thought âmaybe I could do that.â
Especially after all the 50th anniversary specials and documentaries and stuff, I was like
âThis is speaking to me.â âI should do thisâ
âI've done stand up exactly five times!â
âI should be on SNL. Yes.â
So i started to think about it;
I got really into it, actually,
I'm like
âYeah, i just gotta be really good st stand up, I'll climb the ladderâŠâ
S...
[006.]
I'm a size extra small,
What are you all on?
I lost all of ya'll
And then some
Sitting on the wall,
But I went over once
And once and for all
I went over up
I'll take breakfast
At Jimmy and Molly's
At Jimmy and Molly's.
I'm a mom.
I'll take dinner at Jimmy and Molly's
A bottle of law for the shrubs and a handful of Molly.
I'm in...
[007.]
TROUBLEMAKER enters through the foyer.
Troublemakerâ I never though I'd see you again.
â you won't.
Yo what do I owe the displeasure?
Fascinatingly inept.
Ahem, excuse meâ to what do I owe the nauseating discomfort?
Better, but still no dice.
What are you going here, exiler?
âExilerâ well now, here we are making up words after a rusty start.
What do you want?
[008.]
In THE BEFORE TIME, SETH ROGEN is PUSHED down the JEW PORTAL to an unknown realm across infinity; this ultimately leads to his villainey in our current web of multidimentional-fuck-plots.
Why are they âfuck-plotsâ
Fuck. Watch itâ
Ugh!
Plot holeâ
Fuckâ plot holeâ
Dammit.
You lose.
Yo fuck you. I had to Jew this the old fashioned way, alright.
How'd you get in?
Throug...
[009.]
THE TREE PEOPLE greet QUESTLOVE warmly into their abode with open arms. He is in awe of the intricate beauty and allure of the hidden land amongst the trees.
In essence, they have been expecting QUESTLOVE'S arrival for quite some time; though he quite innocently only had wandered up the tree, initially to have a break from the wild party below, he in an instant found himself at peace there, and soon his new friends, calling from the peaks of the interwoven world
Oh, lol âThe Roots' âI get it
Shh. Not yet. We'r...
[0011.]
C'cxell SoleĂŻl is here, sir.
What?
She's here sir!
Why?!
THE GENERAL has only just sat down for supperâ now, in the early evening, the room has been refreshed in tones of maroon and gold trim; candles which match the fine tablecloths and linens and longer candlesticks of white
The room changes while youre in it.
Of course. The whole place changes around you; it has to stay hidden.
THE LIBRARY itself only exists within a magical realm; though portals have situated themselves throughout spa...
[0012.]
Oh, we're playing piñata,
Are we
Spin around and
Cover with the hands your eyes,
And face the sky
We're all just a bunch of mucks
In as much as a scum world
Look what's under us
Don't become us!
(Force your monster)
Learn it
Fear to fight the game
And flee to read the banks,
For not what chosen here hath also done
This can encourage all you've loved
[0013.]
Oh that's right.
Lorne Michaels doesn't sound like Austin Powersâ
He sounds like Dr. Evil.
Dead wringer.
I don't know how I could mess that up.
The Mike Meyers part?
Was he both of them!
I don't knowâ was he??
Jesus ChristS
This is all your fault, Seth Meyers.
Are youâ a cinephile?
Oh yeah. Of course. I love...
[0014.]
Shake hands with your guest;
Monologue, monologue
smug smirk
Make good faceâ
Now put a name to the face
Put a time to the place
IOh, all the love in the world in three flames
All the doves in the flock,
And three flames
Put a name to the face
Monologue monologue
Doesnt take long but
When do i get to slap the desk?
Johnny!
What happened?
Whats the
...[0015.]
Let's see how we feel, after a message from our sponsors.
Jesus effing Christ, Jimmy Kimmelâgoddamn! Why are you always this fucked UP.
(Super fuckedupedly)
I'm not, I'm just feelâ(belches)â like it!
âlook like it, okay!
Omah Gas.
I nuh!
Uh. Pedro Pascal?
You're right again.
Yehy!
Well, almost right.
What.
That cha...
[0016.] *trigger warning*
Good people have good friends
So maybe I' no good
Maybe I'm no good
Though I'm luckier than most, I know
I just can't cope
So maybe I'm no good
When's the last time you been to Dimedale?
âŠTimmy?
I guess.
V.O.
I try not to double back on old habits.
TIMMY TURNER turns the corner on his motorcycle just a bit too fastâ he i...
[0017.]
FECK.
DEADMAU5 powers down mid set.
Aw, fuck.
Oh, man.
Did you forget to plug in the Deadmau5.
I forgot to plug in the Deadmau5.
Quick, create a diversion.
Make it look like part of the show!
STAFFERSON opens the charging port on JOEL's neck and plugs him in.
He's not going to make it through the full set on charge mode, bro.
<...
[0018.]
Maybe I'm not afraid because it just feels temporary.
The noise in the apartment made it easy to let go, and better yet, because of the noiseâ the only way a pro bono lawyer might speak with me is if I was evictedâ then, explaining away that from the day I moved into the apartment my mental health began to spiral and, that recovery from homelessness and having left an abusive relationship became impossible with motorcycles and modified cars circling like buzzards, gangsters slanging on the corner banging music I hated, and an all around envi...
[0019.]
Dying
I woke up like this
I woke up like this
I woke up like this
But a little different
But a little different
I woke up a star
I woke up a star
I woke up a star
Then became a planet
Then became a planet!
I'm a hummingbird
I'm a hummingbird
I'm a hummingbird
But I don't like flying<...
[0020.]
SUNNI BLU wakes up in her BEACHSIDE MALIBU BUNGALOW. A member of her posse enters sleepily.
CURFEW
âŠare we going surfing?
SUNNI BLU lifts her eye mask to observe the grey and stormy tsunami level monster wave crashing heinously into the rocky cliff sideâ
In the distance, an entire dock collapses.
SUNNI
âŠYes.
SUNNI BLU in a suicidal rampage, becomes quite by accident, even more hideously famous, after riding a monsterous storm waveâ the California southern...
[0021.]
Pools of blood,
And pools of dust,
And fools, and fools, and fools
Pools of love,
And pools of list
And tools and tools, and tools
Pools of us,
And Pools of hours
And palms of pools D'hors
Pools of plants,
And pools of listen
Pools and Pools and Pools
Now, for us, what's at stake has come upon us
For whether which now or ever ties have made for us...