This Goose Is Cooked
Ever read a children's book and thought to yourself, "What the hell did I just read?". Then this podcast is just for you! Skip the reading and let David comedically summarize and review some of your favorite and some of your not so favorite children's books.
Caps for Sale

We review the book "Caps for Sale" by Esphyr Slobodkina.
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The Invisible String

We review the book "The Invisible String" by Patrice Karst.
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If I Were President

We review the book "If I Were President" by Catherine Stier.
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Bug Sandwich

We review the book "Bug Sandwich" by Brady Smith.
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First the Egg

We review the book "First the Egg" by Laura Vaccaro Seeger.
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CELEBRITY BOOK REVIEW: Zilot & Other Important Rhymes

We review the celebrity book "Zilot & Other Important Rhymes" by Bob Odenkirk.
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A Tighty-Whitie Wind

We review the book "A Tighty-Whitie Wind" by Izzy B
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I Am a Backhoe

We review the book "I Am a Backhoe" by Anna Grossnickle Hines.
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CELEBRITY BOOK REVIEW: Keep Dancing Through

We review the celebrity book "Keep Dancing Through" by Allison Holker Boss and Stephen "tWitch" Boss.
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The Bear Ate Your Sandwich

We review the book "The Bear Ate Your Sandwich" by Julia Sarcone-Roach.
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The Girl Who Makes a Million Mistakes

We review the book "The Girl Who Makes a Million Mistakes" by Brenda Li.
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Good Night, Little Bear

We review the book "Good Night, Little Bear" by Jenny Palmer.
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CELEBRITY BOOK REVIEW: The Serious Goose

We review the celebrity book "The Serious Goose" by Jimmy Kimmel.
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Sock on the Loose

We review the book "Sock on the Loose" by Conor McGlauflin.
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Jack the Builder

We review the book "Jack the builder" by Stuart J. Murphy.
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CELEBRITY BOOK REVIEW: Grandude's Green Submarine

We review the celebrity book "Grandude's Green Submarine" by Paul McCartney.
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Snow Day!

We review the book "Snow Day!" by Lester L. Laminack.
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Miss Nelson is Missing!

We review the book "Miss Nelson is Missing!" by Harry Allard.
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CELEBRITY BOOK REVIEW: Built Together

We review the celebrity book "Built Together" by Mina Starsiak Hawk.
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The Carrot Seed

We review the book "The Carrot Seed" by Ruth Krauss.
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Owl Babies

We review the book "Owl Babies" by Martin Waddell.
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Over and Under the Snow

We review the book "Over and Under the Snow" by Kate Messner.
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Time to Say Bye-Bye

We review the book "Time to Say Bye-Bye" by Maryann Cocca-Leffler.
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CELEBRITY BOOK REVIEW: Every Little Thing

We celebrate the New Year, reviewing the celebrity book "Every Little Thing" by Bob Marley adapted by Cedella Marley.
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The Lucky Grapes

We ring in the New Year, reviewing the book "The Lucky Grapes A New Year's Eve Story" by Tracey Kyle.
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Happy New Year, Spot!

To kick off the New Year, we review the book "Happy New Year, Spot!" by Eric Hill.
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CELEBRITY BOOK REVIEW: The Christmas Princess

We review the celebrity Christmas book "The Princess" by Mariah Carey.
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Moo, Baa, Fa La La La La!

We review the Christmas book "Moo, Baa, Fa La La La La!" by Sandra Boynton.
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Santa's Underwear

We review the Christmas book "Santa's Underwear" by Marty Rhodes Figley.
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CELEBRITY BOOK REVIEW: The Joy in You

We review the celebrity book "The Joy in You" by Cat Deeley.
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Hello, World! Solar System

We review the book "Hello, World! Solar System" by Jill McDonald.
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We Are Going to Be Pals!

We review the book "We Are Going to Be Pals!" Mark Teague.
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CELEBRITY BOOK REVIEW: Mary Can!

We review the celebrity book "Mary Can!" by Mary J. Blige.
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Snowmen at Night

We review the book "Snowmen at Night" by Caralyn Buehner
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Mog's Christmas

We review the book "Mog's Christmas" by Judith Kerr
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How to Eat a Book

We review the book "How to Eat a Book" by Mrs. and Mr. MacLeod.
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CELEBRITY BOOK REVIEW: Today I'm Strong

We review the book "Today I'm Strong" by Nadiya Hussain.
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Harold Loves His Woolly Hat

We review the book "Harold Loves His Woolly Hat" by Vern Kousky.
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Elves Are the Worst!

We review the book "Elves Are the Worst" by Alex Willan.
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Mel Fell

We review the book "Mel Fell" by Corey R. Tabor.
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