Laughter of Dragons

Out here in the Heath

The dragon bares its teeth

The Company cannot be rattled.

They will need to fight

From a dwarven height

Just like the time five armies battled.

Don't cry

O'er Lidless Eye

It's only Third Age Wasteland.

Loftar, take a skill

That won't require a kill

Orc touched by fire

Can clearly not be trusted.

Our heroes path is clear

The Necromancer's near

Finish the...

Lord Scarf finally unravels in the face of the truth.

Torg observes Sirkratic Idiocy, then signs off on the plan to defeat the dragon.

BoFA drinking game almost does Loftar in.

Sirk contemplates writing a new treatise on time; Gone in 1/60th Of An Hour

Sirk manages to make a dinner party seem like a dinner funeral.

Loftar has a close call with a glass of water, but immediately orders an ale.

Torg's potential new pay raise has him considering putting on heirs.

A well-intentioned plan goes to complete shite, Loremaster gets all the XP.

Loftar presents a First Printing Black Lotus to the assembled dwarven nerds, or Dwerds.

Torg tries his hand at rabblerousing, having successfully managed the local humans so well.

Sirk wants to hear more about the Oakenshield Funeral House Party.

Torg begins to realize that the fates of Men and Dwarves are much more aligned than he previously assumed.

Loremaster sneaks a pilot episode of Sirksky & Torg into the regular broadcast of Loftar Investigates.

If you are playing the Battle of the Five Armies drinking game at home, you are well hammered by now.

Sirk’s agile mind chafes at the dwarven Brotherhood’s waterfall methodology.

And the Company are shocked to find a trader in their midst...

The Second Edition rules feel like a new pair of underwear, perhaps a bit snug and unfamiliar yet fresh and purpose-built.

The Journey sees Loftar crafting macaroni art to map out a clear path whilst Torg bandies with Dalish Maintenance & Repair.

The party debates a heavy stroke versus a heavy blow, but the whole matter leaves Sirk unsatisfied.

A new edition keeps the Company on edge as they try out some fancy new skills.

The group are volun-told to prepare for a dragon hunt, much to Sirk's dismay.

An audience with King Dain shows off Torg's new social prowess.

Loftar suggests a stress testing of 2nd Edition's drinking rules.

A lengthy Fellowship Phase produces a wide variety of results, including:

Torg's first steps at a great and personal transformation, or Torg Reform.

The creation of the Little Loftar Urban Achievers.

Gandalf politely failing to mention Sirk's rapidly accumulating Shadow points.

The Loremaster planning to kill off Old Kelda, clearly meant to emotionally manipulate the audience. Don't you dare.