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Downsizing Episode 221: Twinzies With Brian Wilson
I've got literal treats for literal days
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Downsizing Episode 220: Roux
This is the kind of thing that really brings me back to the early days. Rage Episode 2.0.
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Downsizing Episode 219: So Long Feet
Crazy that the Easter Bunny killed Jesus or whatever we're celebrating
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Downsizing Episode 218: Happy Now, Spotify?
Lots of action in my area this week, turns out. None of it to do with me.
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Downsizing Episode 217: Kentucky Fried Cheese
I shudder to think what the character sheet for me as a person would look like
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Downsizing Episode 216: Excitable Man Child
The calories don't count if it's part of your culture.
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Downsizing Episode 215: Savage Sandwich Boy
It's kale and chicken from here on out folks
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Downsizing Episode 214: The Seldom Lean Kid
Dirty thirties begin, baby!
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Downsizing Episode 213: Surprise, Super Stupid!
My heartrate still hasn't gone down. At this point probably fat related more than anything
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Downsizing Episode 212: Podcasters and Food
Maybe meal sized appetizers and appetizer sized meals isn't such a bad call
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Downsizing Episode 211: Beauties Beat
Feeling super dewy right now tbh
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Downsizing Episode 210: Heavy Metal Bummer
Does shoveling count as cardio?
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Downsizing Episode 209: A Cappella Podcasting
Maybe falling asleep on the couch while watching anime isn't the first step on the path to wellness......
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Downsizing Episode 208: Celebration At The Cafe
Making a heart with my index finger and thumb as we speak.
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Downsizing Episode 207: The Composition of Bobby Hill
Gotta stop eating chili on Mondays.
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Downsizing Episode 206: Thom Yorke Yaoi
This is what you get
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Downsizing Episode 205: Lean Mr. Mustard
Paul if you're listening I don't think you're dead.
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Downsizing Episode 204: Sorry About The Ad
I now think vampires just suck blood to fuel their raging erections.
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Downsizing Episode 203:New Year, Old Me
Make sure to alternate booze and water, big dogs.
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Downsizing Episode 202: Crappy Holidays
I don't like to work blue, but this episode is pretty brown.
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Downsizing Episode 201: Back To Normal
Thank god I can have a refreshing glass of chicheme in these trying times.
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Downsizing Episode 200: Celebration Time, Baby!
I wonder if they make corn champagne. Need to prep for episode 300.
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Downsizing Episode 199: Vacation Brain
Gotta order a CAT scan, STAT
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Downsizing Episode 198: Vermont State Of Mind
My one regret is not buying Chinese cigarettes at the duty-free.
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Downsizing Episode 197: Bringing The Heat
Cut to me popping ghost peppers and trying to hit PRs in the gym.
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Downsizing Episode 196: Muffin Toppin'
My legs are already feeling sore. Looks like no cardio for me babeeeeeeee
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Downsizing Episode 195: Spit Ballin'
I'll be running circles around David Goggins this time next year (provided he passes away and I can do it around his grave)
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Downsizing Episode 194: Measure Thrice, Cut Once
Also pretty thankful I still have all of my fingers intact.
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Downsizing Episode 193: Angry Compliments
I hope all this success doesn't go to my head.
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Downsizing Episode 192: The Good With The Bad
Yeah if anyone has a connection with the people selling buckets of mac and cheese on podcasts or whatever hmu
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Downsizing Episode 191: Orange Soup Season
Crunching leaves and slurpin' soup like I own the place
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Downsizing Episode 190: Fo' Shogi
If I download the shogi app you know I'm cooked
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Downsizing Episode 189: No Antidote Needed
I'm a regular health nut
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Downsizing Episode 188: Tipping Point
Wagging my finger like a damn flapper
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Downsizing Episode 187: Not So Infinite Wealth
If Yakuza had a pizza making mini-game I would absolutely lose it.
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Downsizing Episode 186: Crisis Incoming
They don't call me the Dish Fairy for nothing. They don't call me that at all.
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Downsizing Episode 185: Dummy and the Chocolate Factory
Stirring chocolate like a witch at a cauldron.
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Downsizing Episode 184: Retiree Coded
I'm about to invest in a pork pie hat and a twirlin' cane mark my words
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Downsizing Episode 183: We Got The Power
It'd carrot cake so technically it's a vegetable
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Downsizing Episode 182: Cat-Pilled
My boy's on the road to recovery
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