2 Girls 1 Blunt

40 Episodes

By: Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt Podcast is hosted by Miami based stand up comedians, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade, two filthy fn st0nrs originally from Boston. Their raw, relatable, and unapologetic take on the dating scene, personal experiences, improving your mental health, and the end of the world will leave you laughing, crying, high on life, and apart of the smoke sesh.Submit your questions, topics you’d like to hear on the podcast, wild stories, & funny videos to: 2girls1bluunt@gmail.comLeave a voicemail at 857-271-9663 to be featured on the next episode!------------------------------------------------Follow 2 Girls 1 Blunt on Instagram: https://bit...

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Make Vaping American Again

#196

Last Tuesday at 1:00 PM

On today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we try and solve the vaping crisis. If we can't do it, nobody can.

2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedians and entertainers, diving into wild stories, childhood trauma, and unforgettable life experiences.

💌 Got wild stories or burning questions? Send them to 2girls1bluunt@gmai...

We're Starting a Cult

#195

04/29/2025

The rumors are true. We are starting a cult, get in on the ground floor now. This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, we chat about our thoughts on the world at large, get absolutely giggly, and decide we want to be cult leaders.

Multiple Personality Super Powers with Danny Martinello

#194

04/22/2025

Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we have a very funny friend, the hilarious, the very Canadian, Danny Martinello, join us as we discover every single personality he has... and they are AMAZING.

Find Danny Martinello Here: https://www.instagram.com/dannymartinello/?hl=en

Put The Money in My Hands

#193

04/15/2025

On today's final episode of season 4, we chat about Jaime's first festival in Key West, how we feel about Katy Perry going to the moon, and...cure cancer. Thank you for having us.

A Gingerbread Man, A Hot Dragon, and Comedian Mike Eaton

#192

04/08/2025

Happpy Tuesday! Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, where we have the very funny Mike Eaton.

We chat about his Kill Tony minute, what Shrek characters the ladies remind him of, and bond over laughter.

Find Mike Here:

https://www.instagram.com/mike.is.eaton/?hl=en

A Scouser, Lebron James, and the Red Light District with Kyle Legacy

#191

04/01/2025

Absolutely banger episode with our friend from over the pond, Kyle Legacy. We got chatting about the red light district, what makes a p*rn production, how we feel about Austin, and surprise surprise....prank call Emily's mom.

Find Kyle Legacy here:

https://www.instagram.com/lebronjamesofcomedy/?hl=en

A Frenchman Walks Into America ft. Comedian Zach Mama

#190

03/25/2025

Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, we have the hilarious Zach Mama. Making waves in America, this Frenchman dishes on the difference between French + American women (it's not what you think,) how he almost turned a lesbian straight, and why Airpods do not a date make.

Find Zach Mama on tour here:

https://www.zachmama.com

Awkward Thr**somes with Stirling Cooper

#189

03/18/2025

Today, we have on one of our favorite guests, Mr. Stirling Cooper. Join us as we chat thr**somes, why women like a**holes, and more on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast.

Best Of 2 Girls 1 Blunt

#188

03/11/2025

Guys, today....we give you....THE WILDEST, the best, the funniest. Three of our favorite guests, the good, the bad, the HORNY!

THIS IS. 2 GIRLS! 1 BLUNT!

We Are(n't) Perverts with Comedian JJ Liberman

#187

03/04/2025

Happy Tuesday! Boy, do we have a treat for you. The hilarious JJ Liberman, a stand up comedian, based in NYC and Austin.

JJ graces us with his presence as he brings up Jaime's aureolas, how he became straight 30 years into life, and why he's scared to talk sh*t about Texans.

Get you more of JJ here: https://www.instagram.com/jjlibermanlive/?hl=en

2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dat...

C**chie Juice and Baja Blasting

#186

02/25/2025

Hello. It is your overlords. It is Tuesday. You know what that means! Today, we have listener submissions, blood diamonds, girl scout cookies and shi**ing your pants.

Truckers, Compliments, and Waffle House Weddings with Genivieve Clinton

#185

02/18/2025

WELCOMMEE back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. Today we have on the hilarious, Genivieve Clinton. We chat about her former work as a trucker, how to give out compliments better, and public bathroom p*rn.

Also, what's the best way to get married? At a damn Waffle House.

You Can Find More of Genivive Here:https://www.instagram.com/cgenivive/?hl=en

2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and e...

Kickin' It with Comedian Andrew Packer

#184

02/11/2025

Hello, extraterrestrials. Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. Today, we have on the very funny, very Canadian, Andrew Packer.

We chat about AI taking over, Donald Trump and Elon, Justin Trudeau, and find common ground between America and Canada. We also discuss AI s*x bots, a crazy friend story, and find out what career suits comedians spouses best.

You can find MORE of Andrew Packer here: https://www.instagram.com/andpacker/?hl=en

2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons an...

The Legend with Jay Legend

#183

02/04/2025

Boy, do we have a treat for you on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. Welcome back, boys and girls. We have the hilarious Jay Legend with us today.

Join us as we dive into dating, get too h*gh, and discover the meaning of life.

Find Jay on tour here:

https://www.instagram.com/jaylegendcomedy/

Good Christian Women

#182

01/28/2025

Hi hello, it is us. 2 Girls 1 Blunt reporting live from Austin, TX on the important subjects. Milk...real or not? Pap smears...good or no? What is the American anthem.

Please send us voicemails, love you!

He Put His Tussy In It! w/Comedian Zako Ryan

#181

01/21/2025

Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we have on the hilarious Zako Ryan. We discuss his tussy, why all men are liars when they sit, get into dating red flags, and so much more.

Are men who don't like sloppy gay? What's wrong with our toes? Will we ever be loved? Tune in to find out more.

Fiiiiiind Zako on tour here:
https://www.zakoryan.com

2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on...

The Bathroom Slits

#180

01/14/2025

This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we talk uber drivers, play a new game called Cuffing or Bluffing, peeping Toms in bathroom stall slits, and squ*rting!

Discrimination Station with Tre Stewart

01/07/2025

Wellllcome back to a highly highly satirical episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt. We have our very funny friend, Tre Stewart on this episode to discuss the pressing topics in our society. Do women deserve rights? How do we feel about Joe Biden? And More.

THESE ARE ALL JOKES.

Find Tre Here:
https://www.instagram.com/trestewart1/?hl=en

New Year’s Tyler-ution ft. Tyler47

#178

12/31/2024

Can you believe it's been a year since we've had the lovely Tyler on? Well, fear no more, she's back and always amazing!

We chat New Year's, what we're letting go off, get deep into some childhood funny stories, and end with some good ole fashioned stoney baloney.

Check out Tyler47 + Her Music:
https://www.instagram.com/tyyler47/?hl=en

2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and eve...

Just A Hole

#177

12/24/2024

Happy HOLIDAYS, YA SILLY GOOSES! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, where we get into marine life STD's, Jaime's Kill Tony minute + interview being released, and find out something new about Christopher Columbus.

IF YOU ARE IN AUSTIN, TX - WE HAVE A SHOW THIS FRIDAY, 12/27 AT 7PM AT VULCAN GAS COMPANY.
https://tickets.vulcanpresents.com/e/funny-fun-friday/tickets

Not Gay ft. Comedian Dan Donohue

#176

12/17/2024

This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we are joined by the hilarious LA-based stand-up comedian Dan Donohue (@notbaddan). We kick things off with some lighthearted chit-chat about the United Health Care CEO's sudden passing—because nothing says comedy like billionaires dropping dead.

From there, things spiral as we question our sexuality (again), have a very real friendship heart-to-heart, and somehow land on serial killers.

Catch Dan Donohue’s sharp wit in this episode and check out his stand-up tour dates on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/notbaddan/?hl=en

2 Girls 1 Blunt is a c...

Lemon Party is Done with Comedian Jessica Misitano

#175

12/10/2024

In this hilarious episode, we sit down with the incredibly funny comedian Jessica Misitano.

We get rough and rowdy this episode, rapping intros and rhyming outros. A deep dive into the 100-man o**y that's gone viral. Why being first isn’t always a good thing? And reflecting on how our parents shaped us— the good, the bad, and the messy.

We tackle the nitty, gritty, and sometimes sh**** parts of life while keeping the laughs rolling. Welcome to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast.

👉 Follow Jessica Misitano for more laughs:
Jessica...

A Brucket of Fried Chicken

#174

12/03/2024

Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, we get into buckets, bruckets of fried chicken. What's the worst way you can mess up a word? What song should you hum while s*cking d?

Happy holidays from our family to yours. Give of the gift of love to your family and introduce them to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast.

Happy Skanksgiving!

#173

11/26/2024

Happy Skanksgiving from your two favorite silly gooses. The holiday season is upon us, and we're sharing our gratitude for our family, cats, and our Silly Goose Gang.

What did Emily do to her face? How are we feeling about the holidays this year? We get into mindset, public breakups/h**kups, and what Skiing means to Jaime.

Double Grippin' the Mic

#172

11/19/2024

Hello hello. Thank you for joining us today on this momentous occasion; ANOTHER episode of the 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast.

On today's episode, why don't we have boyfriends? We delve into first date mishaps, insane hypotheticals, and try and kill this gosh darn FLY.

Married Women, Unsent Messages + Ghosts, Oh My! Ft. Comedian Martin Phillips

#171

11/12/2024

This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, Austin-based stand-up comedian Martin Phillips joins the girls as we dive into why un-sending tech needs to be advanced, discover if everyone has a high-school mate who un-alived themselves, and have fun with games this episode. Known for his storytelling and frequent appearances on the Kill Tony podcast, Martin has been taking the comedy world by storm, performing across the country.

In this candid episode, Martin spills his wildest stories from life on the road, including jaw-dropping nudes from fans, cringeworthy dating red flags, and spooky ghost encounters. Martin dishes on his c...

Oh, Harvard? Like It's Hard?

#170

11/05/2024

Good morning, happy Tuesday, silly gooses! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt.

The ladies dive into what makes a good actor, no matter the role. Join us today as we discuss what women REALLY want from men, how we feel about d*** pics, and discover that India has different sized condoms.

Johnny Mitchell: From Kingpin to Comedy & Redemption

#169

10/29/2024

Join us today for another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt as we dive DEEP into the raw and riveting life of Johnny Mitchell, former dr*g kingpin turned comedian, and host of The Connect with Johnny Mitchell.

Today, Johnny joins us to break down his wild journey from prison cells to comedy clubs. We unpack Jaime's crazy story of her father’s arrest, Johnny’s path of redemption while pursuing his dreams of comedy and writing behind bars, and how he rebuilt his life from the ground up.

Johnny Mitchell's Tour Dates + Podcast:
https...

Johnny Mitchell: From Kingpin to Comedy & Redemption

#169

10/29/2024

Get ready for an unforgettable episode as we dive into the raw and riveting life of Johnny Mitchell, former dr*g kingpin turned comedian, and host of The Connect with Johnny Mitchell. Today, Johnny joins us to break down his wild journey from prison cells to comedy clubs. We unpack Jaime's crazy story of her father’s arrest, Johnny’s path of redemption while pursuing his dreams of comedy and writing behind bars, and how he rebuilt his life from the ground up. From navigating cheating, honesty, and the struggles of recovering from past mistakes, this episode is packed with...

Video Game Tragedies & Working Through Life with Comedian Lemaire Lee

#168

10/22/2024

Buckle up for a laugh-filled yet surprisingly deep episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt! This week, we’re diving into the Lemaire's hilarious video game tragedy that had us crying—and not just from laughter. We also get real about working through grief and how humor and comedy helps us make light of life’s darkest moments. Our guest, Austin-based comedian Lemaire Lee, joins us for some hilarious hot takes on why he won't have pets, how he really feels about Game of Thrones and shares his own experiences of using comedy to cope with tough times.

Find More L...

Laugh Higher with Bianca Parato: Diddy, Conspiracies, and Crafting Comedy in Austin

#167

10/15/2024

Welcome back to the 2 Girls 1 Blunt featuring our hilarious, special guest Bianca Parato, an Austin-based stand up comedian and the founder of Laugh Higher, a comedy brand celebrating the heart of comedy in Austin, Texas! In this episode, we dive into a whirlwind of topics, from the latest tea on Diddy, to crazy Beyonce conspiracies and get into the unexpected realities of mold poisoning.
Join us as Bianca shares her journey in stand-up comedy, discussing the importance of working diligently for your craft and how she started comedy. With her unique perspective and infectious humor, we dive i...

We're All Gay Here with Chloe Labranche

#166

10/08/2024

🎉 Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, as we sit down with the incredibly talented and hilarious comedian, Chloe Labranche! Known for her unique comedic style and sharp wit, Chloe shares her journey in the world of stand-up comedy, discussing everything from her early boarding school days, what happens in the Florida Shuffle, and why we might be gay!
Discover how Chloe navigates the complexities of comedy, tackles relatable topics, and connects with her fans.

Check out Chloe Labranche on tour here: https://www.instagram.com/chloelabranche/
2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podc...

Mike Cannon on Being Feral & Traumatized

#165

10/01/2024

🎉 Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we’re joined by NYC comedian Mike Cannon, who just released his hilarious new Stand-Up Comedy Special, Traumatized Animal! Join us as we dive into his Irish-Catholic upbringing, share laughs about growing up "feral," and tackle the bizarre world of hand deformities. Plus, today’s word is "anticipation"!
🔥 Don’t miss Mike’s new special here: Traumatized Animal and catch him on tour at MikeCannonComedy.com!
2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, r...

What's Done in the Dark with Dylan Carlino

#164

09/24/2024

We have the one and only Dylan Carlino in the studio today! He regales us with stories of Massachusetts past, his first time visiting Mary Jane, the tea behind his town's past and soooo much more!

2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast is presented by telling the truth. What's done in the dark will always come out in the light.

Find Dylan Here:
https://www.instagram.com/dylanpcarlino/?hl=en
2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw...

All of This Is Great ft. Colton Dowling

#163

09/17/2024

Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt, where today we have the hilarious, handsome, and effervescent Colton Dowling! Colton is a comedian out of Austin, TX who co-hosts the Some of This is Bad Pod.

We get into g*onnorhea, ethical non-monogamy, Colton questions if Jaime is a sub, and we get deep into military STD statistics.

Find Colton Here + Check Him Out on Tour:
https://www.instagram.com/coltondowling/?hl=en
2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade...

We Ain't in Kansas, No 'Mo

#162

09/10/2024

WE'RE IN AUSTIN BABY!!!!! We dive into our wild ride here, how much we love the comedy scene, and more on today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast.
2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedians and entertainers, diving into wild stories, childhood trauma, and unforgettable life experiences.

💌 Got wild stories or bur...

Let Me Tell You Something ft. Ziggy Zeigler and the Wolfpack

#161

09/03/2024

Let me tell you SOMETHING! Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt, where we have the inimitable Ziggy Zeigler and the Wolfpack as we unpack spirituality, finding your purpose, and how it feels to pick yourself up from nothing and push forward.

Find Ziggy and the Wolfpack here:
https://www.instagram.com/ziggy.zeigler/
2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing...

J*rk Off T*ts

08/27/2024

ROWDY EPISODE TODAY! Emily gets confronted about keeping tea a secret, we discuss Waffle House, strip clubs, and who Jaime's favorite kid is!
2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedians and entertainers, diving into wild stories, childhood trauma, and unforgettable life experiences.

💌 Got wild stories or burning questions? Send them to...

Star Spangled B*tch

#159

08/20/2024

2 Girls 1 Blunt is presented to you this week by a cross country move with 4 cats, 300 mg of caffeine, and 5 hours sleep.

Today's solo episode has us talking about billionaires suing str*ppers, our craziest fan voicemail YET, life updates, and a quick conversation about how to deal with friends who are always late.

xoxo
2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you la...

The New Olympic Event: S*x with Athletes ft. Dina Cruz

#158

08/13/2024

Welcome back, happy TUESDAY, and thank you for tuning in to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. Today, our special guest is comedian Dina Cruz, she's hilarious, she's wise, and she's on top of her game!

Find out why Jaime's flowers died from mystery man, what happened in the Olympics village, listen as we answer a fan's voicemail, and give advice to our younger selves on b-jobs, men, and more this week!

Find Dina Cruz here:
https://linktr.ee/D.nuhhh
2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians...