The Friday Mailbag

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By: Count The Dings

The Friday Mailbag with Zach, Eden, Mo, Emily, Katie & Mayes.Answering listener questions and mostly making ourselves hungry for lunch.

The Friday Mailbag - That's My Cult Chip
Today at 7:35 PM

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes

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Zach and Mo start the episode off with a bang.

We break down Hudson Williams photoshoot for Wonderland Magazine.

Would you rather your cult leaders be hot or ugly?

Patreon Exclusive: Feeted Rivalry vs Eated Rivalry vs Seated Rivalry


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The Friday Mailbag - Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell Rock
01/30/2026

Eden, Mo, Colin, Zach and Mayes

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Baby it's cold outside! SF is the warmest place in the country.

The minimum age required to write a memoir.

The fast food place in your reach that you haven't been to.

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The Friday Mailbag - Healthy Toxic Masculinity
01/16/2026

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes

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Can I trouble you for a couple of free coffees?

What did you learn about living with the opposite sex?

Mayes gives his acceptance speech for Best Podcast at the Golden Globes.

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The Friday Mailbag - Dickish & Dismissive
01/09/2026

Katie, Zach, Emily, Colin and Mayes

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We take our Heated Rivalry to the cottage for some tuna melts.

Katie lets us all know about posed funerals as an alternative to open caskets.

We call out the patriarchy for the lack of female cereal mascots.

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The Friday Mailbag - Night City & Taxi
01/02/2026

Eden, Zach and Mayes

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We dive deep into the world of the Rockettes, including such pressing information as how much tickets cost, how many shows they do, whether or not they have understudies and what are their most common injuries.

Did you make it to Midnight on NYE? What is your preferred sock height?

Dill or No Dill on Pop Tart Nachos and our favorite Panda Mart fragrances.

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The Supercharged Medicinal Other Than Standard Friday Mailbag
12/19/2025

Eden, Mo, Emily, Zach and Mayes

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What country is the best at swearing?

Is Erewhon egregiously including erroneous adjectives?

An extended dill or no dill to get us prepped for christmas.

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The Friday Mailbag - K-Bone Be Baggin
12/12/2025

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes

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Heated Rivalry is too steamy to watch in public.

A comprehensive examination of useful kitchen gadgets.

What is the least interesting Spotify Wrapped style recap?

Patreon Exclusive: Self-Cleaning Showers & Speed Bumps


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The Friday Mailbag - Meat to Bone Ratio
12/05/2025

Emily, Mo, Zach and Mayes

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How complicated is it to move into a new apartment in SF vs LA?

The existence of Yellowstone frozen dinners lets us imagine what tv show or movie branded foods we would want to buy.

What Cinephobe character would you want at your Thanksgiving?

Patreon Exclusive: Big Trampolines and TSA


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The Friday Mailbag - Nonconsensual Turkey
11/21/2025

Eden, Mo, Katie and Mayes

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We stake our claim as the premiere Security Deposit podcast while Zach is busy watching two Ukrainian guys move his stuff.

Would you sleep with a cop to get your friend out of jail?

Ham cocktails, nacho cheese on your pie and restaurants performing cultural appropriation.

Patreon Exclusive: Foisting Thanksgiving Responsibility


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The Friday Mailbag - Blimp Pilot > Cookie Puss
11/14/2025

Eden, Mo, Emily, Zach, Katie and Mayes

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Stunningly, Zach is frustrated by something in a new segment called ‘You Know What’s Bullshit?’

During our long hiatus, we piled up a preponderance of Dill or No Dill scenarios to review.

Do you leave butter out? Do you wait for your oven to preheat?

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The Friday Mailbag - TGISJ
10/24/2025

Eden, Mo, Zach and Mayes

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Stop me if you've heard this before: Zach got pissed off at the coffee shop.

What is the dream restaurant you would open if money was no object?

What kitchen item would you say you are in a job interview?

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The Friday Mailbag - Guacamole Gusher Chips
10/17/2025

Katie, Mo, Zach and Mayes

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Customer support gaslighting. Love is Blind musings.

We text 'Hola Cindy' to a random phone contact.

What is the worst A-List celebrity look-a-like?

Patreon Exclusive: Movie sequels we wish existed


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The Friday Mailbag - Lasagna Cheese
10/10/2025

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Mayes updates the neighborhood chronicles with a plumbing revelation from a massage parlor.

Eden's fantasy basketball strategies.

Leonardo DiCaprio - acts great or great actor?

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The Friday Mailbag - Cornish Tuna
10/03/2025

Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes

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Zach longs for the days of the Sussman era and getting scammed.

Anything goes at the airport. Biscuit rankings. Self checkout protocol.

Where would you put a third arm?

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The Friday Mailbag - Filibuster Bluth
09/26/2025

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Do you feel more qualified than some of your friends for their jobs?

If basketball was invented tomorrow, would it become popular?

Why does Paul Boehl only have one pair of underwear?

All those questions answered, and so much more.

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The Friday Mailbag - Don't Be That Dolphin
09/19/2025

Eden, Mo, Colin and Mayes

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We develop and cast the Pablo Torre mini series, fast tracking it for a prestige Emmy run next summer.

Who would be the most fashionable animal? Is a pickle cooked?

How early do you arrive for an important video call meeting?

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The Friday Mailbag - Something Resembling A Sandwich
09/05/2025

Eden, Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes

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Paul Boehl presents a truly horrifying piece of evidence that calls into question how sparsely you can fulfill the requirements of a definition.

Zach's on the road and wants to know how the gang feels about rest stops.

What witchy/wizarding powers would you like to have and what would be your themed name?

Patreon Exclusive: A Very Important Dominos Update From Katie


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The Friday Mailbag - Re-Litigating The Lion King
08/29/2025

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes

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The crew is divided on the status of Scar's alleged 'murder' of Mufasa.

What supernatural being would you be? What would be on your green room rider?

Plus, a much needed deep dive on butter pumps.

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The Friday Mailbag - Hungarian Chimney Cakes
08/22/2025

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes

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Zach starts opening packs of NBA trading cards and refuses to stop.

We rank uncomfortable places to sleep and reveal our ideal supervillain lair locations.

Do dogs have accents? How do you feel about olives?

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The Friday Mailbag - Not All Heroes Wear Giant Clocks
08/15/2025

Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes

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From the creators of Dill or No Dill, it's the Game Show sensation that's sweeping the nation: NAME... THAT... BITCH!

The definitive Chain Restaurant power rankings.

Mo is stuck in bureaucracy hell BEFORE even making it to the DMV.

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The Friday Mailbag - Ferris Bueller's Day Out
08/08/2025

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes

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Mo beats Eden to the livestream and immediately abdicates his newfound crown.

Zach joins a few butter martinis deep with public park conundrum.

Most dangerous animal encounters & preferred magic spell casting technique.

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The Friday Mailbag - Scented Mist or Fog
07/25/2025

Eden, Zach and Mayes

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Mayes is living in the year 2008 again after seeing Girltalk perform.

We select our preferred Panda Mart fragrances for men and women.

Zach has been over served Pedro Pascal content and takes a stand.

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The Friday Mailbag - Technology Doesn't Care
07/18/2025

Eden, Katie, Mo, Mayes and Papa Mayes

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Live tech support as Papa Mayes connects his new airpod maxes.

Would you rather call off your fully paid for wedding or get divorced in less than a year?

The definitive mailbag pizza style rankings.

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The Friday Mailbag - Fourth of J-Ally
07/04/2025

Eden, Zach and Mayes

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Lightning hit the Gas Plant, so we're podding shorthanded today.

The Bear has been renewed for Season 5, and we must once again investigate TV shows that insist on sticking around for too long.

First celebrity crushes, choosing three fingers to lose to fireworks and a terrifying stuffed crust pizza from Australia.

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The Friday Mailbag - You Always Need A Roadie
06/27/2025

Eden, Zach, Mo and Mayes

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Ballers, Playmakers & Sleep Scores

Zach returns with another edition of Coffee Shop Chronicles

Does a warrant work for a vampire cop? What is acceptable food to eat while driving?

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The False Intimacy of the Friday Mailbag
06/20/2025

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Mayes and Papa Mayes

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Papa Mayes joins from his summer vacation to break down meeting Zach and Eden in person, and provide his insight on his son's wedding.

Best Mods to a BLT. Which world quadrant has the best food?

What happened to commercial jingles?

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The Friday Mailbag - Lazy Susan Tombstone
06/06/2025

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo and Mayes

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A discussion about AI leads to a quick Mountainhead review, which seamlessly transitions into talking about Mo's dad's pantry.

Do you think your favorite movie or tv show has already been made?

Dill or No Dill on collectible popcorn buckets.

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The Friday Mailbag - Rainbow Cliffswallows
05/30/2025

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo and Mayes

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After a prolonged back and forth, Mayes prys a dad joke from Papa Mayes.

We investigate everyone's stripper name and whether they would get along with their clone.

Parallel parking, too many tacos and putting in effort on the first date.

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The Friday Mailbag - Secret Lives of Mo-Mo Wives
05/23/2025

Eden, Zach, Katie and Mayes

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Eden returns from Taiwan with a startling Bubble Tea development.

Would have you have a pre first date video chat?

Would you rather be on Wipe Out, American Ninja Warrior, American Gladiators or Most Extreme Elimination Challenge?

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The Friday Mailbag - Leave My Dog-ter Alone
05/16/2025

Zach, Katie, Emily & Mayes

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Taking a break from our obsessions with Karen Read and Captain Jeff Productions to get together and answer some pressing listener questions.

How do you feel about Mother's Day posts for pet parents?

Ranking squash, zucchini, eggplant and cucumber to find the best hog shaped vegetable.

Would you ever buy an extra ticket for a concert or show and figure out who's going with you later?

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The Friday Mailbag - King of Girl Math
05/09/2025

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The Friday Mailbag crew returns to debate Genies vs Witches, drool over the best buffets they've ever been to and react to Katie's Strawberry Gimlet recipe.

What Tom Hanks movie would be the best if he was replaced with Chet? How do you get banned from every dating app? We are SO BACK.

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The Friday Mailbag - Cat Puppies
04/18/2025

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes

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We connect the dots that Escape Rooms are the new Carnies and imagine solving puzzles with Drunk Amin.

Spots or Stripes? What beverage would you want to be calorie free? How would you corrupt people's souls?

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The Friday Mailbag SLAPS
04/11/2025

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Mayes & Papa Mayes

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Jay King goes shopping and has trouble locating and identifying various basic foods.

Mike White is edging you, and if you don't like, you can get out of his bed.

The laziest dinner you make and pizza on a waffle.

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The Friday Mailbag - Dalliance on the Allyship
04/04/2025

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes

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Jaden Smith wears literal Pearls of Wisdom and might build you a bed.

Righteous Gemstones hang dong + White Lotus Season Finale anticipation.

What is the most crucial component of the pizza?

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The Friday Mailbag - The Math Isn’t Mathing
03/28/2025

Eden, Zach, Mo, & Mayes

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Whatever your morning routine is, it's not as unhinged as Ashton Hall's.

Would you buy a murder house? How much of a discount would you need?

The Studio is a new show that has us drinking the Kool-Aid.

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The Friday Mailbag - The Worst Thing That Has Ever Happened In The World
03/21/2025

Eden, Zach, Mo, Katie, Mayes & Papa Mayes.

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Zach is going to give his hair a 'reconstruction', prompting hair stylist stories.

White Lotus & Severance talk, horrible country song titles, BBQ

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The Friday Mailbag - Subsidiary of Pies
03/14/2025

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes.

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We celebrate Pi Day with our favorite pies, including the satellite branch of icebox pies.

After colonizing butter, we wonder what historical event the gang would time travel to.

Do you sleep in silence? Would you like to be 17 again?

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The Friday Mailbag - How Is Cocktail Fruit Jungle?
03/07/2025

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes.

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We take a harrowing journey down Francine’s Pizza Jungle menu from 1957, when a large pizza cost a maximum of $1.90.

Zach questions how necessary parmesan cheese is to garnish pasta, Katie unveils a powerful mullet she used to have and Eden thinks we're teaching history all wrong.

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The Friday Mailbag - Awkward Starfish
02/28/2025

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes.

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Emily's trip to a market featuring a variety of exotic snacks, particularly Pringles, divided the group.

What song is played on loop in hell? When does a pizza stop being a pizza? Do friendship pheromones lead to Train Crumpets? We're here to answer the important questions as always.

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The Friday Mailbag - Bottomless in Thailand with Ostrich Legs
02/21/2025

Emily, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes.

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TV is back in a big way, Katie's all in on Love Is Blind: Minneapolis and Mayes wants to check in to the White Lotus Thailand

Would you rather be fast with Ostrich Legs or smart with a Baboon Butt on your head?

Do you take your first dates to the same place? Would you rather take a date to a place you know or a new place?

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