DeHuff Uncensored

A man in China got drunk and swallowed a spoon. But, he never realized it until 6 months later. This leads me to the story of how I knew my wife was “the one”.

Humanoid robots in China play a soccer match.

James Gunn talks about hypno glasses that keep Clark Kent's Superman identity secret.

L.A. Dodgers pitcher Shohei Ohtani threw the fast...

Australian man charged with cattle theft after $100,000 load of bull semen found.

A couple in China was married in the worst way possible - at a dog shelter.

Airline crew members are having sex in the cockpit, flight attendant confesses

Ben Roethlisberger would take prime Aaron Rodgers over Patrick Mahomes now.

Guilty pleasure - Mine is watching my Bug Zapper. What’s yours?

Americans spend about 49 hours a year on the toilet playing with their phones.

Winnie the Pooh in real life! Bears escape an enclosure in the UK - Steal some honey, then pass out.

We play: Where are they now, with the cast of Winnie the Pooh. And it is dark!!

Trainwreck: Poop Cruise is now available on Netflix.

Some idiot wrote an article: “Man issues warning after five-day cocaine binge left him with 'devil eyes' and it almo...

Large TSA warning for men? Well, large is probably being exaggerated. A man described what happened when he went through airport security with an erection.
A man lived 52 years with a toothbrush in his intestine.
Jerk-holes attack people with pots and pans in Colorado Springs.

Denver Nuggets president - Josh Kroenke, made it sound like Nikola Jokic's future with the team is in jeopardy.

Mailbag:
Why and how time travel could and couldn't work.
I explain what led me to being able to do random voices.

My awkward moment at Coors Field.

The worst driver just got her license in South Korea.

Wiener war - Hormel says Johnsonville stole recipes, trade secrets in lawsuit.

Gravy wrestling in England.

A professional girlfriend makes $1,300 per date with men. - I think I could do something similar.

Travis Hunter officially signed his four-year, $46.65 million fully guaranteed contract with the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Disney - the biggest “meh” on Earth.

A student's mom in Taiwan allegedly hired pole dancers to perform outside a school as a "graduation gift”

One of the Transformers lost a testi.

Top five states that consume OnlyFans.

Gen Z workforce has some demands for the workplace.

Coaching little league baseball.

Not many know, but I had a confrontation with a great white shark while vacationing in Australia.

This is the story I tell my children.

Frontier Airlines - where someone may or may not urinate on your luggage.
Joey Chestnut announced he’ll be hammering wieners on the 4th of July.
Engineers have built a headset that will record your dreams.
Virginia police confront a 6-foot alligator at a motel that escaped while en route to the zoo.
The L.A. Lakers sold for $10 billion. Are the Colorado Rockies next to sell? - Probably not.

A.I. is here to stay, and it’s coming for you.

A study revealed that 38% of Gen Z would love a private space in the office for getting it on.

Florida man convicted for pretending to be a flight attendant.

A DoorDash driver accidentally went into a secured area at Chicago airport. I share the time I accidentally went onto the Pearl Harbor Military base in Hawaii.

Angel Reese says she ‘loves the trolling’ because it results in ‘good ideas’ - so she filed a trademark for the rebound term “Mebounds”.<...

Mother Nature and I aren’t on speaking terms.

Man from New Jersey was gored by a bison at Yellowstone National Park, second incident this year.

German politician strips naked, calls on ‘open-minded citizens’ to join him on swingers trip in France. Don’t get any ideas, Trump!

Detroit, Michigan - A man dropped a turd in the middle of the shoe section.

The Rockies are drawing an average of 28,356 fans per home game this season, according to ESPN MLB league data.

According to the TSA, a passenger tried to bring a camping stove, complete with fuel, through a security screening in Pensacola International Airport (Florida).

Tourist damages crystal-covered 'Van Gogh' chair in Verona museum after climbing on it for photo.

Florida man (70) urinates on $10,500 worth of Spam and sausages at Sam's Club.

JK Dobbins is already making a strong impact with the Denver Broncos.

Rick Moranis is returning for Spaceballs 2! Same with Mel Brooks and Bill Pullman.

Words tend to fall out of my mouth.

A man was arrested for releasing a raccoon in business after mule riding incidents.

A Walmart customer called the police after he — the customer — accidentally overcharged himself for avocados at the self-checkout kiosk, then accused the store of "robbing" him.

Costco cards are not valid forms of ID at airport security.

British doctors are prescribing ‘poo pills’ with freeze-dried feces for ‘very exciting’ new treatment.

Kanye West changed his name… again. It's now Ye - Ye.

SPORTS

Thief delivery driver stole the grill my wife bought me from Walmart.

Ozempic penis - explained.

Monroe County, Michigan - Where if you have good evidence of Bigfoot… you’ll get free weed.

Man left completely stunned as a hammerhead shark falls out of the sky in real life 'Sharknado'.

The Steelers signed Aaron Rodgers to a 1 year $13m deal.

Colorado Denies Permit for Elephants at Renaissance Festival.

How much and how often should you be tipping?

AMC Theatres exclusive Galactus popcorn bucket! For The Fantastic Four: First Steps movie. But can you bang it?

Gen Zs & millennials are using ‘tummy time’ to cure tech neck.

A hungry wild elephant raids a grocery store in Thailand for snacks. But what dangerous beasts do the same in Colorado?

Walt Disney’s granddaughter, Joanna Miller, has said that plans to bring back her grandfather as a robot “just makes no sense.”

My best moments covering Super Bowls.

Connery and Cowboy DeHuff read the weather and traffic.

Who...

200-year-old condom decorated with erotic art goes on display in Amsterdam’s Rijksmuseum.

Researchers at the University of Utah genetically altered fruit flies to crave cocaine.

City officials are preparing to roll out designated outdoor drinking zones along Glenarm Place near 16th Street in downtown Denver.

Don’t read too much into OTAs (NFL).

Telling jokes is a lost art.

Amazon set to test humanoid robots for deliveries

Katy Perry goes up into space - kind of.
Cookie Monster caught speeding.
Don't mess up deviled eggs.
Dog pees on other dogs.
Queen Elizabeth's frozen cake.
More glory hole action.
World records are bizarre.
Angry Mittens the cat.
Monkeys on the loose.
No pubes in my food, please.
Spider attack.
Cops use stripper pole.

Aliens, am I right?

Dick jokes
Chasing farm animals
Horrible boss
Fighting
Meth raccoon
Accents
Shed jerker
hologram
Kid bites ref
sex doll fire
Cat teacher
Colorado Punxsutawney Phil
Gen Z is not handy
Pee a fire out
Me at a school

Orangutan escapes exhibit after a 'malfunction' at Denver Zoo Conservation Alliance.

A moviegoer in Argentina was injured after ceiling collapses during Final Destination screening.

Tipping is out of hand, and we have another DoorDash example.

Should California name Bigfoot as their official state cryptid? Or should Washington or Oregon?

Haribo is investigating how one of its popular gummy products apparently became tainted with cannabis after several people reportedly fell ill in the Netherlands.

Dr. Squatch Soap Co. is selling - Sydney Sweeny Bathwater Bliss. Bars of soap mixed with her bath water.

PETA demands renaming ‘World Milk Day’ to 'Bovine Mammary Secretion Day’.

Denver Broncos QB, Bo Nix is saying all the right things.

Cleveland Browns QB, Joe Flacco isn’t interested in being a mentor.

Creepy lemonade stand guy.

A duck terrorized a Florida neighborhood and sent one person to the hospital. Also, did my wife capture a picture of a chupacabra?

Two hikers in New York’s Adirondack Mountains called 911 to report a third member of their party had died, but it turned out they had taken hallucinogenic mushrooms and were mistaken.

I misread a headline, and now I really dislike pigeons.

Apparently multiple psychics, including Nostradamus, predicted this will be a horrible year.

Mailbag:

No moral victories for the Denver Nuggets - But…

Working with...

Yelp gives their top 25 burger chains in the United States.

In Turkey, passengers who get out of their seat before the plane has stopped taxiing or crowd the aisle before it’s their row’s turn to deplane will now face fines.

Scripps National Spelling Bee is going on. Is spelling correctly a dying art?

Kangaroo yoga studio opens in Wheat Ridge, Colorado.

Demaryius Thomas has been elected to the Denver Broncos Ring of Fame.

Terry Bradshaw rips the idea of Aaron Rodgers being a Pittsburgh Steelr on 103.7 The Buzz...

Cooper’s Hill annual cheese rolling competition in England is made for insane people.

Southwest Airlines, where bags no longer fly free - Starting tomorrow.

We play: I Don’t Like the Sound of That - With Cowboy DeHuff & Connery DeHuff.

SPORTS

Darrell Doucette III thinks the USA flag football Olympic team doesn’t need NFL players. He’s the same guy that said he’s better than Patrick Mahomes - at flag football.

The Denver Broncos and other NFL teams kicked off OTAs today.

And the Colo...

The “wet and dirty” line from Kevin Harlan is just another reason he’s one of the best play-by-play voices in all of sports.

The U.S. Treasury Department is finally getting rid of the penny.

Standing seats on an airplane could be a thing in Europe by 2026.

A Swiss woman got a Red Bull barcode tattoo on her forearm.

A Norwegian man wakes to find a cargo ship in his yard. Also, I’m not a fan of the Norwegian accent. But Australian, Japanese, Italian, Spanish, and some others - I approv...

Albany CBS6 Anchor Olivia Jaquith went into labor on-air, and finished her shift. That’s why she’s a horrible co-worker.

Shocking news: OnlyFans Star Annie Knight admits to being 'Hospitalized' After Sleeping with 583 Men In 6 Hours.

Man balances 96 spoons on his body to break his own world record.

SGA won the NBA MVP, and Dwight Howard showed some love for Jokic.

The Denver Nuggets are reportedly ‘hesitant’ to trade core members of their championship team, per Sam Amico.

The Colorado Rockies clinched the MLB’s worst modern era record thr...

Did former Denver Nuggets head coach Michael Malone take a jab at Nikola Jokic?

Speaking of Jokic - on paper, he’s the clear winner of the NBA MVP.

Durango, Colorado - Irwin the kangaroo escaped, again. Also, I try to figure out which farm animal I could tackle.

A Venezuelan man who allegedly posed as a teen, participated in Ohio high school swimming events - and he was terrible.

Wienermobiles are set to compete in the inaugural ‘Wienie 500’ at Indianapolis Motor Speedway, this Friday.

Tush Push was not banned...

The Colorado Rockies need new owners - ASAP!
What’s the best and worst accents on the planet? - Sorry, New York. And thanks to the Irish, Scottish, Australians, Britians, and Southerners in the United States.
Are people using artificial intelligence too much?
3,076 'Smurfs' came together to break the world record in France.
Jordon Hudson has reportedly told at least one person that she and 73-year-old Bill Belichick are engaged.
We play - “I Don't Like the Sound of That”
Ex-Nuggets coach Michael Malone will be joining ESPN's Thunder - Wolves coverage.

NETFLIX saved Sesame Street.

A Texas man sues Whataburger for nearly $1 million after the burger had onions on it.

I get distracted way too easily.

Registration open for clothing-optional 5k race in South Carolina.

Terrifying attraction lets tourists sleep while suspended over a 320-foot cliff.

Illinois Lottery player wins $1M on ticket he purchased while running errand for his wife.

The Denver Nuggets got rolled by the Oklahoma City Thunder. How much will the Nuggets change before the start of next season?

Will the NFL...

Dog parents aren’t the same as parents of human children.

No party equals no gift for your kid.

Mom ripped for openly breastfeeding a child at a restaurant.

Over 1,000 Starbucks baristas at 75 U.S. stores have gone on strike to protest a new company dress code.

SPORTS:

The Denver Broncos lost big time with their schedule release video. But the Seahawks, Falcons, Chargers, and Titans did great.

The Dallas Cowboys missed a hug opportunity with theirs.

MAILBAG:

Do you think it’d be p...

A witness reported a naked male inside one of the outdoor tool sheds at a Louisiana Lowe’s.

HBO rebranded itself, again.

Woman married to an AI robot claims she's in love.

Gen Zers thoughts on work reviews should be the way companies proceed with them.

SPORTS:

MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred removed Pete Rose, "Shoeless" Joe Jackson and other deceased players from Major League Baseball’s permanently ineligible list.

Nuggets lose game 5 to the Thunder.

Nicolas Cage as John Madden and Christian Bale as Al...

Amazon driver DEFECATES in front of at least two L.A. homes on Mother's Day.

Research by Virginia Tech reveals sinking cities across the United States.

Houston, Fort Worth, Dallas, New York, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Phoenix, Chicago, Seattle, Columbus, and Denver.

Donald Trump fell asleep at a Saudi Arabi briefing. Is it a big deal?

SPORTS:

Charles Barkley tried to defend the Nuggets and failed.

Former Rockie, Ryan Spilborghs shared his thoughts via his podcast, Spilly on the Rox.

NFL schedules are being released. T...

New Zealand cyclist collides with goat during Giro d'Italia - but not like I had hoped.

Booty-crazed zombie cicadas will take over sections of Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Texas, New York, and other parts of the United States.

Employee compared to Darth Vader at work wins $40K in compensation. Wait, maybe I’m due money??

We play - 'I Don’t Like the Sound of That', which includes a threesome with a ghost.

SPORTS

The Colorado Rockies fired their manager, Bud Black.

My son hit a walk...

The Righteous Gemstones may have been the funniest show on TV.

Bison gores a Florida tourist at Yellowstone National Park.

Ducks delayed a baseball game, and I ran over a squirrel.

Jail enters lock down after a convicted killer goes missing for 12 hours. Then cops realize they forgot him at the courthouse.

Mother’s Day is this weekend… don’t mess it up!!!

Denver Nuggets got hammered by the Oklahoma City Thunder last night.

Heisman Trophy winner, Colorado Buffaloes star, Travis Hunter got his diploma today.

I’m...

Trump - Pope picture… Yeah, that was weird.

I’m the forbidden fruit of Colorado media.

Police found a pet raccoon holding a meth pipe in Akron, Ohio.

A South Australia resident had a neighbor drop a turd on their driveway.

WeightWatchers files for bankruptcy amid rising use of Ozempic, other obesity drugs.

I fix Chipotle’s portion control problem.

People are suing Burger King for false advertising.

SPORTS:

Shedeur Sanders fan suing NFL for $100 million over 'emotional distress' of QB's draft fall.

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Humanoid robot attacked a factory worker in China.

Met Gala was yesterday, and only snobby assholes and fancy celebrities attended.

Retired strongman, and BFFs of Colorado's strongman Brian Shaw - Eddie Hall is making headlines in the UK, after his family seemed to be harassed at their home.

What to do when husbands refuse to change diapers.

Plane in Bolivia left passengers stranded for 36 hours in alligator-infested waters.

SPORTS:

Denver Nuggets beat the Oklahoma City Thunder, the Colorado Rockies are set to be the worst team ever i...

Alcatraz may reopen under the Trump administration. But the cost is jaw dropping.

You could spend $130 on dirty Nike shoes.

Screaming US tourist impaled on Rome's Colosseum railing while seeking selfie.

Scientists claim to have engineered world-first T. rex leather.

Mom was horrified after learning she booked a massage at a brothel.

Road rage turned into a Pennsylvania woman defecating on on a car hood.

Nuggets beat the Clippers and move on to the Thunder.<...

Should/will LeBron James retire from the NBA?

Can you mow your neighbor’s lawn without asking?

Don’t take little kids to fancy art museums. Because they could damage a super expensive painting, like what happened at a Dutch museum.

Runaway kangaroo on the loose named Sheila shuts down Alabama interstate.

The Kentucky Derby is this weekend. Connery DeHuff and Cowboy DeHuff give you ideal horse names.

Shedeur Sanders has the top selling rookie NFL jersey.

Travis Hunter is the happiest football player on the planet.

The Denver Nuggets must have listened to this show. They beat the L.A. Clippers like I said they would.

Connery and Cowboy DeHuff take a crack at hosting the show.

More than a third of Americans said they secretly hate being asked to help other people move.

Tourist in the Philippines was brutally attacked by a crocodile after climbing into its enclosure to take a selfie with it.

Student rescued from Mount Fuji twice in one week - the second time was because he forgot his phone.

A...

My son hit his first home run!! Why it's important to be a coachable athlete and employee.
You could smell a dog’s bad breath for $25 an hour.
A Virginia woman had a snake fall from above, hit her in the head, and land in her margarita.
Man stacks toilet paper rolls with one hand to break world record. that has to be the dumbest skill, ever!
Someone is having regrets for spending over $8k on procedures to transform into a cat.
Ryan O'Hearn of the Orioles got caught in a funny hot mic mo...

I miss Adam Sandler’s dirty comedy albums.

Amusement park goers got stuck on a ride at Denver’s Elitch Gardens.

Massachusetts town Rockport vandalized by woodpecker who's damaged 25 cars in mating season pecking spree.

Shaq should get an adult diaper endorsement.

Australian radio station didn’t tell listeners that their midday host was artificial intelligence. I explain why this isn’t a big deal. Plus, why music radio talents are on the low end of media talent.

Like we discussed last week, Shedeur Sanders fell to the 5th round to...

Scientists develop first-ever touchable 3D holograms - which means we’ll be able to bang a hologram soon.

Cosm's "shared reality" venues are releasing a new version of 1999's "The Matrix" this June.

A Catholic school teacher was fired after parents of her students found her OnlyFans page.

Who do you believe: A pregnant woman in Sydney, Australia claims a Japanese restaurant served her salad with a dead rat.

Why are scientists cloning extinct animals?

I am the master of the grill - at least in my household.