THE WASHED MEN

For very mysterious reasons that will be revealed next week, the Mayors could not record a new ep this week. Enjoy this classic from January 2024, when Shain had a birthday and Seth got in trouble for simply documenting things the algorithm showed him.

It's our 250th episode! Seth believes his sperm is high value but Shelly will not let him sell it. Shain gets mocked at a comedy festival. Don't believe the "Weapons" hype! WE ARE BACK BABY!

We 'll be back with another fresh clap next week folks! Thank you for being a friend. 

Shain is dead (he's doing a show in Seattle) so lover and friend and enemy Nariko Ott (@nariko_ott) drops by to talk about battling wits with a raccoon, Seth hiding from the neighborhood skunk at the Perch, and getting in on BAD BITCH SUMMER.

There was a FIRE at the pod studio! So, this week it's a CLASSIC throwback to the golden age (August 2023) with DEEP hotel masturbation strategy discussion, Seth foot issues, and Shain show drama.

Professional food writer extraordinaire Claire Lower (@clairelizlower) joins to talk about Simp 4 Sportz being a can't miss idea, the pressure of being the number one Oreo writer in the nation, The Wing Street Dome, Facebook Food Madness, Bones, Tampa Steaks, and mustard in small curd cottage cheese. Shain hates pizza!

DEEP EP ALERT! Shain sends Seth spiraling into early 2000s urban action comedies. Advanced advice for white people on how to relax and enjoy other whites doing black things. Why people who hate Happy Gilmore 2 need to watch it 2-3 more times to get it. Did Tom Arnold walk so Gary Owen could run??

A new era of technology! Seth is a mustard FREAK from way back. Shain has some new takes?

Shain gets his card declined at Popeyes. Seth also has a bad day. New technology!

In a truely WASHED moment both Shain and Seth screwed up this week trying to record the pod. Let's just say that one of them forgot to bring an SD Card and the other one didn't set up the equipment properly so they ended up NOT RECORDING for 36 mins that no one will ever hear. Check out their PATREON for the apology video.

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Shain gets cutoff in the Delta Sky Lounge but still enjoys a nice washed Wu Tang concert and advice from [CENSORED ICONIC HOLLYWOOD PERSON]. Aaaand St. Johns is pretty racist, Seth DOMMED Seattle. Dock Life! Chris Mejia! Deep Down In My Dick Bones! Booty Meat Bounty on Nariko Ott! On Sight!!!

While Seth's away Shain will play... with Nariko Ott and Geoff Tate. Enjoy.

Seth goes wild on white beans and caesar salad for his birthday and Shain can't handle his meaty tortellini. 

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Andrew Sleighter (@andrewsleighter) joins to talk comedy, comedy, and comedy. Listen to Andrew's new album Untapped Potential and check out The Cavalry podcast!

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Shain is back from overeating in Indiana and Seth witnesses a classic Karen meltdown at 7-11, then gets too into the UFO community. Loaf or Tiss?

Seth refuses to take his shirt off under any circumstances. Shain gets double whammied in a bad way.

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Shain is just a single father with two dogs trying to make it work who falls in love with the local weather woman until his wife calls. Seth goes on some spiritual/physical journeys to mysterious places and around the neighborhood.

The mayors submit a patent for an app that lets you look up hot people from commercials.

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The mayors have an eventful day at the St. John's parade. Seth loves The Accountant 2. New drops! Patreon! http://patreon.com/thewashedmen

GREAT EP! Shain gets a much needed dub after Seth ignored his cries for help. Seth can't stop twitching or setting trends. Shain gets too deep into country music. A drunk man joins the party. Yelawolf forever. Hellboy$z forever. Burgers forever.

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Seth gets his pinewood derby car dreams crushed by a Clapper. Tom Hardy's new movie is so bad it breaks Shain's brain. VIDEO ERA?!?

Lifes a bag, grab it. The Mayors are tired and talk about sleep a lot. Very washed. Shelly buys a gun.

Shain has a sober-wild week in DC and Seth shows out in front of NBA scouts. Both get complimented/insulted by audience members after shows.

Seth has a cold and Shain has a baby so enjoy this classic from way back in 2021 (our prime), when Seth crashed a cool kids house party and embarassed Shain, then the mayors had an eventful road gig that was too far away to be worth it. Wagon Wheel Forever.

Shain sees an airport fight and meets a celebrity peer in Albuquerque, Seth has Chet Hanks related theory.

Shain gets busted DMing Seth sexy farmer content.

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Shain blows up the Space Needle. 

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Seth walks eight miles, drinks too much, eats two frozen burritos, does two shows, and abandons Shain mid-pod. The vagina mobile pulls up. Then it gets weird.

Chet Hanks is the best thing about a show.

Seth finally gets an expert to count his moles and has a big thick bone to pick with Shain. Shain becomes an outcast at a group dinner.

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It's not a bandage it's a medicated heat pad! Shain injures himself at a Deftones concert. Seth gets the Waterworld treatment in Hood River.

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Do you dry your feet before you get out of the shower?

Night pod! Shain has a stern message for the youth, Seth watches The Gorge and learns something important. 

Shain and Seth have very different Super Bowl experiences and a classic weekend of local comedy filled with drunk rowdy whites of all ages, making out, and one big bomb for the road. We're back baby!

Enemy of the pod Jake Silberman (@thecomedianjake) joins to talk about his lavish NYC living situation and how all his friends are making it in comedy. 

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Shain is off celebrating his birthday so pod villain Nariko Ott (What's More Metal Podcast, @nariko_ott) joins Seth to talk about roasting Seth on the last Jokes & Thangs and other very positive things.

The Mayors go on TV, Seth makes an instagram mistake again, and it's Shain's birthday!

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Come to Jokes & Thangs 1/25! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1127814857599

Shain performs for a Boomers only singles meetup group in Colorado and Seth has nothing.

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LATE NIGHT POD IS DIFFERENT. Seth gets the worst possible intel on Hot Seth and is devastated by Nosferatu. Shain takes his time to get around to lasagna. Don't miss Shain's Birthday Edition of Jokes & Thangs January 25th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1127814857599 

HOT EP! Surprise guest DUANE joins the pod, the sex bot saga from Jokes & Thangs continues, and new years resolutions are set. 

Hairless bears, Gresham comedy, and sweet sweet doob tubin. Seth and Shain's Jokes & Thangs DECEMBER 28 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1106764505429

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CHICKEN MEAT IN THE POT! We go back to Thanksgiving, 2021 to talk about wild turkeys and foot fetish DMs. Truly nothing has changed. Enjoy!