Fantasy Blueballs
A private, league focused podcast where friends act like they know football and trash talk their leaguemates.
OOF My QB

It was a bad week to be a Quarterback in the NFL. The boys talk about it and the implications that it has for your fantasy team. Also, anybody feeling peckish for a root beer?
The Boys are Back (really this time)

The boys are back and so was NFL Football! Welcome back to the Fantasy Blue Balls Podcast, we missed you!
When The Hosts Go Out to Play

The boys are gone, but there are a couple more that will happily fill in. Buckle up, the season is starting.
Pre-draft Special

The boys are back in town, and the Pre-Draft Special lives on unchanged. They talk high level prospects, and play the ever-famous draft game. Can Eric get a repeat win? (probably not, he's kinda talking out of his ass.)
The Season Is Over, But the NFL Lives On

The boys are back and a Champion was crowned! They also dive into their regular season standings predicitions, and Eric reaches an inflection point where he decides to let it all go and follow his heart. We'll see you after the SuperBowl!
Champ Week

The boys are back and the season is at it's culmination! The championship is upon and it's a rematch of last year's teams. Defending champion Daft Punk Tribute Band is taking on last year's runner-up and 2022 champion Prestige Worldwide. It's a battle you don't want to miss.
The Josh Allen Effect

The boys are back and Josh Allen is doing some miraculous things. Will it be enough to propel Prestige Worldwide to the championship, or does #DontTradeMontgomery have enough juice from their electric season to fend him off. Is Breece's Pieces gonna have enough to take on the Daft Punk Tribute Band, or are we looking at a possible repeat champion? All those questions and more answered on this episode of the Fantasy Blueballs Podcast.
Hot Takes & Dynasty Futures

The crew is back with a quick bonus episode! We tackle the big questions: Which team shocked us this year? Which squads are set to dominate next season? The biggest rookie draft steal, the trade of the year, and what we'd change if we could redo the last dynasty draft. Quick takes, big predictionsâdon't miss it!
And Then There Were 5

The boys are backâand they've got a new friend! This week, Blake joins the crew as they dive into the latest NFL buzz. The playoffs are here, and the matchups are set based on the season's drama. First up? A high-stakes rematch between Prestige Worldwide and Kupper Kupp. Donât miss it!
Bye-Pocalypse 2.0

The boys are back and so are the byes, wreaking havoc on team rosters as they make their final push to the playoffs. Our field is set, but the seeding still has some work to be done, so buckle down and set your best possible lineups to try and make your final stand as a playoff contender. (or not)
Pilgrims & Playmakers

The boys are back a day early in preparation for the best of all the holidays, so get ready for some hot takes that you can wash down with a nice glass of wine and a big ol' chunk of turkey.
NY Fire Sale

The boys are back and they're discussing the New York football franchises, and how it has all gone to total shit. Jones is a no-go and so is the entire Jets roster, so let's not get too stoked about that either. Anywho, Thanksgiving is right around the corner, so start stretching your guts so you can Kirby all of the food when it comes around next week.
TRADE âEM LIKE ITâS HOT

The boys are back and the trade wire is on absolute fire. 3! In a week! Oh the humanity! But seriously we love the action so keep it coming.
Mr. Rollesâ Naber-hood

The boys are back in town, and putting on their sweaters and changing into their loafers to visit everybody in the Naberhood. A trade was pulled off, and you love to see it.
Halloween Spooktacular

The boys are back on the spookiest night of the year to talk about the scariest thing of all...injuries to star players that force you to play subpar backups and hope that they don't shit the bed even though they inevitably will and you're sitting there wondering why you play this dumb game and then one of your studs goes off and you remember why you play and this continues week after week and year after year until all of the time starts blending together and all of a sudden you're like kinda old.
yeah.
INJURIES CANâT STOP, INJURIES WONâT STOP

The boys are back after a week off, but the injuries didn't take any time off in the meantime. Sit back and enjoy as they rip through a laundry list of stuff after the off day.
More Like TropiCANTa Field

Witty description here...my brain is not working lol just listen to the episode.
Return of the Shepard

The boys are back, and much to the chagrin of Eric, so is Sterling Shepard. AND HE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN. We are officially in the bizarro world.
The Cats Have No ClawsâŚ

Cat themed teams are currently 3-9 this season, and it's showing in some of our fantasy teams as well. Offenses are still...weird? and TEs have all literally died. They are not alive. They score no points, and they make us sad. Also, power rankings are back
THATâS Where I Put My Injuries

The injury bug came around, as it always does this time of year. Waiver wires are getting stretched to their limit, and if you know what's good for you, you'll listen to the guys as they tell you who to pick. Also NFC North previews and a TRADE.
Where Did the Offense Go?

The boys are back and so was football, or at least the defenses were. Offenses were weak, and so was the performance for Eric's fantasy team.
We're So Fucking Back

We're back baby.
The Pre Draft Special

Draft guru Jackson is back to tell us exactly who is getting drafted where and why it should matter. The draft game is played and as always, the betting odds suggest that Eric will lose badly once again. We're back baby, and we're never going to leave your ears again.
Blueballs Awards

The boys are back for a last time in this 6th season of the Podcast, to give out their player awards, and to talk through all of the hirings across the league. Once again, we appreciate all of you who listen and are in the league, this year was another highly succesful one.
Unmentioned fun fact: CMC was 58% better than the average RB1 in our league.
Playoff Prediction Pampelmousse Paloma Party

The boys are back to talk about Black Monday, their terrible takes on the divisions pre-season, and how they see the playoffs shaking out. It's a long one, so buckle up and get ready to ride all the way to the Super Bowl! See you guys after the playoffs!
Are you Smarterer 2 (Championship Crowning Edition)

The boys are back again with the survey results part 2. Congrats to our Champion Luke and thank you all for another really solid season here in the Big Blue Fantasy League. Looking forward to next year already!
Winner Winner: Somebody is Going to Get Some Chicken Dinner

The guys are back for one more matchup preview as the Championship stage is set. Prestige Worldwide has the opportunity to defend their place at the top of the leage, but a strong challenger approaches; Daft Punk Tribute Band. Two well deserving teams have put themselves in a position to take it all. But the question simply becomes, who will?
Christmas McCaffrey

The guys are back to tak semifinals, as we're only two weeks away from the end of the fantasy football season. McCaffrey went off last week, but can it happen again? Will we have a repeat champion? idk man, I just write the descriptions.
The Playoffs Begin

The boys are back from a trip out east, and they get right back into the swing of things, with all of the injuries that are going to destroy your playoff chances. The Final Power rankings are given, and the first playoff matchups are officially underway. Good luck to all the teams fighting for the belt! Stick around at the end for some bonus content.
...To Be Continued

Back this week for a quickie, Eric talks what happened last week in the league, and the playoff scenarios that remain for each of our already locked in playoff teams.
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We are the Champions

The boys are back to talk about Thanksgiving football, and all of the implications that come with it. It's crunch time for getting to the playoffs, and our featured matchup has a team that is making a push to get there. I'm thankful for all of you, and hope you enjoyed your Thanksgiving holidays!
The Streak is Broken

The boys are back and the streak is officially broken. On the other side of the standings, a win streak remains intact, but will it continue? We re-review a matchup from early in the season, and see if the tables have truly turned.
Playoffs are Looming

The boys are back in their element, and the playoffs are starting to shape up. 5 weeks left of regular season mean it's time to make a push. They talk through a featured matchup that was meant to be heard in week 1.
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN AMATEUR FANTASY FOOTBALL PODCASTER

The boys are back with a special guest, and the results from the pre-season survey are in! Things are sad in Vikingland, and the injuries continue to pile up across the league. It's a long one, so strap in and enjoy the show!
I Wanna Go [Fuck the Astros] Fast

The boys are back in town, ON A WEDNESDAY! The takes are as spicy as ever, while also being slightly less informed due to less passage of time, so there's that. Injuries obviously still happened, but the WRs remained remarkably unscathed. Zoom Zoom for the young WR in NO, and we still don't know why. Good luck to all this week, and go D-Backs!
Injury Edition 2: Electric Boogaloo

The guys are back together, and the injuries are as plentiful as ever. Fantasy football is down from a production standpoint, and the bye weeks are at an all time high. Praise is heaped upon teams and shade is thrown on others.
*this podcast description was not written by AI, but by Eric himself
The Annual Injury Megashow

Luke is flying solo this week, and this is the episode that is dreaded every year. The injury megashow. Buckle up because if you didn't already know it, at least one of your teams is probably in a world of hurt with all of the stars that went down.
Bye Bye American Pie

Pour yourself a New Belgium Atomic Pumpkin or a Vodka Lemonade as Eric and Luke break down the latest in NFL. From injury updates (Kupp, Taylor, Herbert) to bye weeks and a London game, they've got the scoop. The injury report hits QBs, RBs, WRs, and TEs, with names like Adams, Higgins, and Freiermuth in the mix.
Sip along as they recap last week's fantasy showdowns, with records tight at 2-2 for Eric and Luke, and 1-0 for Brett.
Waiver wire action sees Luke snagging Jonnu Smith for $16, with no trades to report. Power rankings set...
Do You Draft Good

In this week's episode of the Fantasy Blueballs, we're serving up the latest NFL news with our signature drinks in hand. Here's a quick rundown:
**Drinks of the Night:**
- Eric's sipping on a strong Old Fashioned.
- Luke's in Margaritaville with a classic margarita.
- Brett's enjoying a seasonal Samuel Adams Jack-O Pumpkin Ale.
**NFL News:**
We cover the latest in the NFL, from injuries to roster moves. Get the scoop on what's happening in the league.
**Injury Updates:**
Notable injuries include Derek Carr's AC joint sprain, Jimmy Garoppolo's concussion, and...