Norm Augustinus
Cracked Heat!
She's tight. Real tight.
Gash Shrink!
Downtown summer days main street parade!
It Was Born On A Square Of Toilet Paper!
Rare in field live-on-tape recording from the woods of Michigan!
Pussy Cutter Spray!
The tug-of-war rope had a mind of its own!
Dead Dogs Stuffed With Come Panties!
Inside the buried submarine with big jugged chicks!
Mister Durango's Big Bulge!
Danger! Pussy fart bubbles can give you the bends!
In The Outhouse!
More conversation with regards to my underwater pussy fart bubble mining business!
The Birch Bark Canoe!
Harvesting pussy fart bubbles trapped underwater!
Ancient Pussy Bubbles!
Come typing paper draws 'em in!
I Smeared Strawberry Jelly Under His Nose!
Her acrylic nails dissolved when they were in her box!
Digging For Worms!
Her panties got hung up in the swing set chains!
$5000 Per Pussy Scalp!
A Barbie duffel bag chocked full of soiled panties!
Getting Bent In A Tent!
She crapped herself as her tooth was pulled!
Pussy Scalps!
I gave the woman sitting in the wheelchair a swirly!
Her Yellow Rubber Gloves!
Underground canyons filled with rivers of bubbling fecal matter!
Hairs Plucked From A Dead Person's Anus!
There was dung all over the typewriter that I found in the Burger King toilet!
Blood Everywhere!
Her butt cheeks were canisters that contained the fuel to power our lovemaking!
The Black And White Polaroid Photo!
She was balling a goldendoodle!
She Pulled Her Knees Back To Her Ears!
The spray coats the toenails with a rubberized coating!
Banged Out By Captain Nemo!
My sex doll anus enlargement!
I Inserted An Extra Circuit Board!
The time is right to push the button!
Pussy Eyes!
She bent over in the car and I gave it to her!
Kid Cowboy and His Pony!
I found an old pillowcase on the side of the road!
Toenail Fungus and The Missionary Position!
Sugar, water and pubic hairs!
Sticky Vicky!
She wore heels and a teddy inside my ice fishing shanty!
UPS Truck No.77349876!
The DNR ice fishing safety test!
The Hooten Hiden Mountainside Celebration!
The weiner celebration is held every year on a mountain in Sweden!
Oh Really?
Taking it in the bathroom at the holidays!
Party On The Ice!
Women's privates trapped in old typewriter ribbons!
Betty Bounce Bomb At Christmas!
I porked Running Flaps atop my 1969 Bolens snow machine!
Winter Scuba Diving XXX Adventures!
Billions of gallons of vaginal wash manufactured 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year!
