The Well Fed Guide To Life

Systems are in place for a reason! This week's location: La Doña Cervecería The post Ep. 769 – Spousal Candy Dispersal first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

The most delicious cryptid since The Dumplingman. This week's location: The Convention Grill The post Ep. 768 – Meatpaw first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Be sure to like and subscribe for other parenting tips. This week's location: Vietnam House The post Ep. 767 – Cram A Peep In Him first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

As we type this, one or both of Evan's kids are screaming. This week's location: Gigi's Cafe The post Ep. 766 – How’s Your Year Going? first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

He's Daddy Warbucks's more entitled brother. This week's location: Ama Sushi The post Ep. 765 – Uncle Privilege first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Oui, nous faisons cela juste pour voir si vous allez utiliser Google Traduction. L'emplacement de cette semaine: Le Burger The post Ep. 764 – Ropey first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

And only a dollar. Don't let that loser suggest otherwise. This week's location: Stanley's The post Ep. 763 – Evan Owes Dave A Buck first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

We swear we'll get caught up someday. This week's location: Jax Cafe The post Ep. 762 – Christmas In March first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Poor Mr. Tickles... This week's location: El Tejaban The post Ep. 761 – The Feast Of Three Hams first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Nothing like a timely reference to bring the kids onboard. This week's location: Pho 400 The post Ep. 760 – She Don’t Use Lulo Jelly first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Praise Be To The Tubemeat! This week's location: Nordic Dogs at Blackstack Brewing The post Ep. 759 – The Feast Of St. Kielbasa first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Sometimes it's about getting back up. Other times, its best just to drown in ramen. This week's location: Zen Box Izakaya The post Ep. 758 – Coping With Wins And Losses first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Can we get a do-over? I'll be your best friend! This week's location: Tacqueria El Patron at Venn Brewing The post Ep. 757 – Fleeing The Country first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

The episode brought to you by "beart attacks", one of the many ways our bodies betray us. This week's location: Dexter's The post Ep. 756 – A Candymas Of Our Own first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

It's no walrus, but it'll do. This week's location: Como Tap The post Ep. 755 – Ride The Waft first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Have we used this title before? This week's location: Luna And The Bear The post Ep. 754 – Memory Issues first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Hoi chummer. (Yeah I know it's a different franchise but....elves....) This week's location: Tea House The post Ep. 753 – Bright Lights Of Neo-Dinkytown first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

I'm just proud we didn't make a Jimmy "JJ" Walker reference. This week's location: Good Times Pizza The post Ep. 752 – Dammit Pork Product, Hand In Your Badge! first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Nothing says "fun fair food" like "third degree burns". This week's location: Schuller's Tavern The post Ep. 751 – Pearls And Swine first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

There's death marches and then there's death marches. This week's location: Little Tijuana The post Ep. 750 – Live Nearish The State Fair first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Live from the decrepit haunted house that is modern living. This episode's location: El Burrito Mercado The post Ep. 749 – Behold The Ravages Of Age first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

And even typing the definition of the "Pelican Rapids" gets your computer taken away. This week's location: Namaste Cafe The post Ep. 748 – The Dreaded “Owatanna” first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Are we talking about hummus or the hosts? This week's location: Baba's Cafe The post Ep. 747 – Last Dip Standing first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

A 40+ year phase, but we might grow out of it sometime. This week's location: Potsticker The post Ep. 746 – Our Dumpling Phase first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Applying for grant funding now. This week's location: Hodge Podge at Forgotten Star Brewery. The post Ep 745 – Salad Theories And Pickle Effects first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Be sure to bring climbing gear and marinara. This week's location: Malcolm Yards The post Ep 744 – Live From Mt. Stromboli first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Bring on the arcologies. Even if we need to use cheat codes. This week's location: Black Sheep Pizza The post Ep 743 – Climate Control first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Cue Fred Durst. On second thought, don't. This week's location: Lisu's Thai Taste The post Ep 742 – Grovin’ first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Alternative Title: Well Fed Solves Pride. This week's location: Dominguez Family Restaurant The post Ep. 741 – The Many Nokomi first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Something something life is what happens while you make other plans etc. This week's location: Bina's The post Ep. 740 – Gritty Real Life first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Maple Grove is really the "Philadelphia-In-1799" Of Minnesota Food. This week's location: Brick & Bourbon The post Ep. 739 – Das Capital first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

It's not the size, it's the sauce retention, or something. This week's location: EaTo The post Ep. 738 – Pasta Widths first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

It happens to everyone. This week's location: Gorkha Palace The post Ep. 737 – Performance Anxiety first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

See Evan's other philosophical treatises like "Dialogues On Sandwich Construction" and "A Study Of Socio-mythological Links In Candymas". This week's location: Habanero Tacos Grill The post Ep. 736 – The Greater Theory Of Annoyance first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Boy these things just sneak up on you, don't they? This week's location: Ramen Kazama The post Ep. 735 – Wait, It’s Already 2024? first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Poor Duo, neglected like so many of Evan's tamagotchi. This week's location: Tokidoki Burgers The post Ep. 734 – Duolingo And Other Travel Tools first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Not to be confused with the crook of the river or the grundling of the swamp. This week's location: Earl Giles Distillery The post Ep. 733 – Nape Of The Woods first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Coming live from Thapwick (name pending approval of the Neighborhood Name Council)! This week's location: Brasa The post Ep. 732 – Enter The Matrix first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Still one of the best Behind The Music episodes.... This week's location: Bricksworth Beer The post Ep. 731 – Love Is Like A Bomb first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

The whole durian fandom feels like a cry for help. This week's location: Okome House The post Ep. 730 – The King Of Fruit first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.