The Grimm Mystics

In this week’s episode, The Mystics slice into the eerie legends of 🧀 Cheesman Park in Denver, CO. From its unsettling history as a cemetery-turned-green-space ⛲ to the spooky spirits said to wander its pathways 👻 This episode dives into why some believe the park is cursed. Of course, things wouldn’t be complete without a side tangent into Colorado’s most haunting style choice... “Colorado casual." Where jeggings and flannels reign supreme 🥾 With plenty of laughs, a dash of chills, and a sprinkle of cheese, Provolone and Afraid serves up the perfect mix of spooky and silly 🪦

In this week’s episode the Mystics trek into the chilling mystery of the Dyatlov Pass Incident 🏔️ Amber and Lesley explore the story of nine experienced hikers whose fateful journey through the Ural Mountains ended in tragedy, leaving behind bizarre injuries 🤕 unanswered questions 🤔 and one of history’s coldest cold cases ❄️ From Yetis and aliens to Soviet secrecy, they sift through the strangest theories and unsettling facts with curiosity and respect, while still keeping things a little light to keep the frostbite away. Was it something paranormal lurking in the snow ☃️ or a very human danger hidden in plain sight? 🐻 Bundle up and...

In this week’s episode the Mystics break into their own FBI files 🗃️ to uncover the very mildly suspicious activities that probably got them flagged 🥴 From Amber's undying belief that crystals and essential oils could heal a broken leg, to Lesley's never-ending rant about a certain politician who may or may not secretly be the Zodiac Killer 💌 These “case files” are less about national security and more about why the FBI is rolling their eyes 🙄 Tune in for laughs, questionable wellness tips, and a reminder that if we’re on a watchlist, it’s definitely the Most Mildly Annoying one 😀

In this week’s episode, The Mystics unroll a bizarre 🙃corner of TikTok where two New York men are taking “street performance” to a whole new level.. by becoming actual rugs 🏉 That’s right: one silently sneaks underfoot without consent 🤢 the other proudly charges for the privilege of stepping on him 🤑 Is this performance art, a questionable hustle, or just plain creepy? Join The Gruesome Twosome as they laugh their way through the world of carpet art and debate whether these rug dealers deserve applause… or a vacuum. 🫧

In this week’s episode, The Mystics go big, literally, as they explore whether giants once roamed the Earth 🌎 From eyebrow-raising newspaper reports in the 1800s and 1900s, to biblical tall tales, to mountains that suspiciously resemble a nap-taking giant 😴 Amber and Lesley are chasing every oversized breadcrumb they can find. Of course there's speculation (in the most highly scientific, definitely-not-made-up way) about what might have led to their extinction. So grab your magic beans and a sturdy ladder because Bro, Where’s My Beanstalk is about to take you to new heights ⛰️

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In this week's episode, The Mystics accidentally set sail into the same chaotic waters 🌊Lesley dives into the life of Stede Bonnet 👱🏻‍♂️a wealthy landowner turned into a wanna be bad boy pirate captain. Amber, on the other hand, boarded the infamous ship of none other than Blackbeard himself, Queen Anne's Revenge ⛵ Little did they know, these two stories crash into each other like a cannonball to the hull 💣 It’s a tale of frilly shirts, questionable life choices, and a pirate bromance no one saw coming. Grab your eyepatch and prepare for a voyage through the golden age of piracy in Not So Jo...

In this week's episode, The Mystics spill about a magical night under the stars at Red Rocks 🪨 Amber is a ride-or-die Halsey fan and brought Lesley along for the cult meeting for a vibe that could only be described as chaotic ethereal 🫖think Alice in Wonderland energy, killer views, and... a surprise guest appearance from a cockroach squad 🪳The Gruesome Twosome chat about the absolute serve that was Halsey’s performance 💃🏻how they may or may not have summoned something otherworldly (besides Halsey herself), and the ghostly history lingering around the venue 👻🪓It's giving a haunted fairy tale with a dash of girl dinner e...

In this week’s episode, The Mystics celebrate like no is paying as they plan their ultimate birthday bash 🎂No budget required! Amber envisions a peaceful escape into the woods, where the vibes are grounded and the cell service is nonexistent 🌲⛺ Lesley on the other hand? She’s booked a private villa for 50, complete with bottomless cocktails 🍸glam squads, and a poolside host who may or may not be British. From forest fairy to party queen 👑we’re manifesting all the birthday energy we deserve, even if our bank accounts disagree.

This week, Amber channels Aphrodite 💋 and breaks down her favorite rituals for keeping the vibe high and the chaos low. Think: yoga that doubles as mood magic 🧘‍♀️, meditations that sometimes just turn into naps 🕯️, and energy work that’s basically just emotional laundry. It’s self-care with a side of goddess-level sass. ✨

In this week’s episode, The Mystic conjures up her daily rituals 🪄 from cinnamon ☕ stirred intentions to sports seat swapping superstitions passed down from her mom (who may or may not be hiding in a closet with a radio 📻) Lesley shares the small but mighty ways she brings a little magic into the mundane, including witch bells on the front door 🔔 moon water offerings to Màni 🌕 and protective crystal bundles 💎 Along the way, we get into the surprising histories behind knocking on wood and why it’s good manners to leave a pinecone if you’re taking a tree branch 🌲 Whether yo...

In this week’s episode, The Mystics dive headfirst into the icy 🧊 depths of one of the wildest Titanic conspiracy theories: was it actually the Olympic that sank, all in the name of a juicy insurance payout 🕵🏼‍♀️ Lesley channels their inner maritime detective, guiding Amber and the Explorers through swapped ships, shady billionaires, and some suspiciously convenient coincidences 🚢 It’s got rich guys, cover-ups, and a whole lot of nautical nonsense. So grab your floaties, bank boy, it’s time to go overboard 🛟

In this week's episode, The Mystics wander into the world of dreams as they dive headfirst into the surreal world of lucid dreaming 😴😴 From ancient practices and sleep scrolls to the guy who officially coined the term (spoiler: it wasn't Inception), Amber and Lesley explore how people throughout history have tried to take the wheel in their dreams 🚗 Expect some practical tips on how to train your brain to know when you're dreaming, because what's more powerful than realizing you're in a dream and deciding to ride a dragon or confront your ex with confidence? 💪🏻 So fluff your pillow, grab your dream...

In this week’s episode, The Mystics rune-read their way into fate’s inbox. Amber delivers a crash course on Norse runes. CliffsNotes, they are part alphabet, part magical hotline to the gods ☎️ One Mystic gets a chill, soul-soothing reading 🧘🏻‍♀️while the other's message is more “lost in translation” than “life-affirming.” 🥴 From calm clarity to cosmic riddles, join The Gruesome Twosome for an episode full of ancient vibes, questionable interpretations, and a lot of good-natured psychic shade 🪨

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In this week's episode, the mystics branch out into the ancient world of the Celtic Tree Zodiac, where your birthdate determines which majestic tree defines your soul. 🌲 Both Amber and Lesley are Hollys (surprise!), and let’s just say… that explains everything. From the noble Oak to the poetic Willow, The Gruesome Twosome run through all 13 tree signs with plenty of laughs, a few identity crises, and maybe one or two shady jabs at the Ivy 🌿 Light-hearted, a little leafy, and wildly accurate, this episode might just help you understand yourself… or at least give you an excuse for your persona...

In this week's episode, The Mystics ride the rails of doom as they dive into the haunted and horrifying history of roller coasters that did a little too much 🎢 From the deadly derailment of the Rough Rider in 1910 Coney Island to a chilling trip on the Texas Giant 🎠 The Gruesome Twosome are looking at rides that left more than just stomachs behind—they left ghost stories 👻 Just when you think the ride’s over, Amber reads a Reddit tale from a poor soul who endured a 13-hour coaster experience from hell. (Spoiler: there are bodily functions involved.) 🥴🥴 Strap in, keep your arms and...

In this week's episode the Grimm Mystic spreads her wings and flutters straight into the ominous (but somehow still charming?) legend of the Mothman 🦋 From the chilling 1966 sightings that shook Point Pleasant, West Virginia, to the town’s full-blown obsession complete with a statue, museum, and yearly festival 🥳 this shortie dive covers all the doom, gloom, and unexpected romance you didn’t know you needed. If red flags are your love language, Mothman just might be your guy 😍

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That’s right, folks—this week it’s just me, flying solo and spiraling gloriously into my favorite cryptid: the unicorn. Yes, technically they’re sparkly horses with a horn, but don’t let the glitter fool you—these mythic beasts have a surprisingly weird history. From biblical cameos to 80s trapper keepers, unicorns have been prancing through our collective imagination like they own the place. Are they real? Who cares. Are they fabulous? Absolutely. Tune in for questionable facts, strong opinions, and zero shame.

In this week’s episode, The Mystics plot their paranormal posthumous presences 👻Ever wondered how The Gruesome Twosome will keep things spooky after they kick the bucket? Spoiler alert: it involves haunted dolls, passive-aggressive geese, and microwave clocks that just won’t quit flashing “666.” 👺 Amber and Lesley are dishing out their top-tier ghosting strategies 👻👻 From lovingly lingering in your kitchen appliances to full-on goose possession🪿 It's part petty, part poetic, and fully ridiculous. Join us as they map out their spectral style and decide who gets haunted... and who just gets the silent treatment from the other side.

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In this week’s episode, The Mystics wander into the weird, sharing their creepiest after-dark encounters that had them second-guessing every twig snap and shadow 😨😱 Lesley recalls a night under the stars that took a hard left turn into cryptid territory, while Amber is unsure if she may have come face-to-snout with the legendary Wolf Man 🐺 Was it folklore come to life—or just a sleep-deprived imagination? Either way, the vibes were bad and bedtime was officially canceled 🙅‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️ Get cozy, grab a flashlight, and join us for this spooky-but-silly stroll through the supernatural.

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In this week's episode, The Mystics squint into the shadows of history as they uncover the legend of the Moon-Eyed People 🌚 The mysterious, pale-skinned, nocturnal beings said to have roamed the Appalachian mountains before vanishing into myth 🧿👄🧿 Were they ancient Welsh settlers? Albino cryptids? Or just a civilization that really needed sunglasses? 😎 Lesley thinks she has found the origin when she stumbles into the story of Prince Madoc (Wales’ most ambitious illegitimate son), decode the ancient stone walls of Fort Mountain 🗻 and follow a botanist’s unexpected encounter with Moon-Eyed expats in Panama 🌴 Buckle up, because this one’s a real eye-opener!

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In this week's episode, The Mystics bargain their way into the world's cheapest rent 🏡just $0.96 a year 😲 Welcome to Fuggerei, a tiny town in Germany where the cost of living is straight out of a fairy tale 🫅But before you start packing your bags, there’s a catch—one that involves a medieval millionaire who was absolutely petrified of Purgatory 👺 Join Amber and Lesley as they unravel the bizarre history of this philanthropic fear-fueled housing project, the surprisingly strict rules for its residents, and why Jakob Fugger might just be the most generous (and most anxious) landlord of all time 🫰 Tune in f...

In this week’s episode, The Mystics poke around the history of lobotomies 🧠 because nothing says "medical breakthrough" like scrambling someone’s brain with an ice pick 🥶 The Gruesome Twosome delve into the rise of this, unique procedure 🥴 in the United States, what a patient could expect (spoiler: it’s not great), and the wild roadshow known as the Lobotomobile 🚙 where one man took brain surgery on tour like a rock star… but with way more permanent consequences. Finally, they play a round of Put a Finger Down: Lobotomy Edition 🤚✋only to realize they would’ve been prime candidates for a little off the top 🤯...

In this week’s episode, The Mystics time travel through history ⏳ asking themselves: Which century would we actually want to live in? From the powdered wigs of the 1700s 👵 to the grunge-filled ‘90s 😎 Amber and Lesley romanticize the past—until they remember things like medical practices that involved leeches 🐛 the lack of deodorant, and, oh yeah, having zero rights 🥴 After weighing the pros and (many) cons, they come to a shocking conclusion: maybe, just maybe, they’re in the best era after all 🤗 Tune in for a hilarious journey through history, where the dream of being a fancy 1800s aristocrat meets the real...

This week on The Grimm Mystics, Lesley dives into her recent TV binges —one filled with murder, mystery, and a few guilty pleasures 📺 From chilling true crime docuseries that will keep you up at night to thriller period dramas dripping in intrigue 🔪 we’ve got all the twisted tales to keep your queue packed. Need a break from the macabre? Don’t worry, we’re also serving up some sappy love movies for balance 💞 And of course, she can't help checking in on the latest season of that true crime series that keeps getting wilder by the episode. Get comfy, grab your...

This week on The Grimm Mystics🔮, it’s a solo adventure with Amber as she dives into her latest binge-watching 📺 obsessions. From eerie thrillers to reality TV chaos, she’s got plenty to say — and maybe even some recommendations (or warnings). It’s a slightly quieter episode without Lesley, but don’t worry,😉 the other half of the gruesome twosome will be back next week with her take. In the meantime, grab a snack, get comfy, and let’s talk TV!🥤🍿🤩

In this week’s episode, the Mystics drop anchor on the eerie and extravagant history of the Queen Mary 🛳️ From her early days as a ritzy ocean liner hosting the crème de la crème of Hollywood 💃🏽 to her wartime gig as the most overcrowded troop transport in history 🪖this ship has seen it all—luxury, chaos, and now… ghosts. Lots of ghosts 👻👻 Come along as Amber and Lesley take a deep dive (not literally, we promise) into the Queen Mary’s most famous hauntings, including the playful spirit of a little girl still making a splash 🌊 in the first-class pool and guests w...

In this week's episode, The Mystics shear through their tangled history of hairdos 💇🏻‍♀️ from questionable box dye experiments to the iconic (and regrettable) cuts that defined entire eras of their lives 💈Whether it was the bold choice to go full Ronald McDonald red or the impulsive decision to chop it all into a bob, they've truly lived every phase of mane character energy 🦁 Join the Gruesome Twosome for a light-hearted trip down memory lane as they relive the best, worst, and wildest hair transformations—because if your hair hasn’t been a crisis at least once, are you even living? 🪮💇🏼‍♀️

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In this week’s episode, The Mystics jump into the fascinating and heartwarming phenomenon of riot dogs—stray pups who seem to choose a side in protests, often standing with demonstrators and barking at police 🐶 From Greece’s Loukanikos, a stray who became a symbol of resistance, to Chile’s beloved Negro Matapacos, a dog with a red bandana and a rebellious spirit, these furry freedom fighters have captured the world’s attention 🥰 Join Amber and Lesley as they explore their stories, and work through why dogs might feel drawn to the commotion of protests, and the lasting legacies of these canine...

In this week's episode, The Mystics probe the truth behind alien conspiracies 👽 and whether extraterrestrials are really planning to take over the world 🌎 Things take an unexpected turn as the Gruesome Twosome spirals into a light-hearted debate about reincarnation. Have they lived past lives as otherworldly beings on far-off planets?? 🐙 By the end, they’re convinced the universe might just be a Star Trek-esque playground of species who’d rather watch Earth’s chaos from afar 🥴 Get ready for laughs, deep-space daydreams, and just enough skepticism to keep things 51% believable! 🌠👾

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In this week’s episode, The Mystics break down the 2024 Alien Timeline and the year America officially lost its chill over UFOs 🛸 From government meetings questioning whether aliens are a threat to national security to those viral sightings that had everyone squinting at the sky in Jersey, we’re here to unpack all the extraterrestrial buzz with plenty of laughs along the way. 👾 Are the aliens just vibing, or is there something bigger at play? And what’s with Congress suddenly getting so interested in our intergalactic visitors? Join us as we dive into the year’s most notable alien moments...

In this week's episode, The Mystics adjust their perspective on the wild history of chiropractic care 🩻 Meet D.D. Palmer, the original back-cracking spiritualist who thought he could cure your sickness and reserve your spot in heaven with just his hands 👐🏼🙌🏼 Spoiler alert: his heavenly aspirations eventually led to more earthly consequences... like jail time 🚓 But don’t worry, it’s not all out-of-joint. Amber brings us up to speed on how chiropractic care has evolved into a respected, science-backed field that helps thousands of people manage chronic pain and other ailments every year 😌 Join us for a spine-snapping, laugh-inducing journey th...

In this week's episode, The Mystics unwrap the curious tale of Krampus 👺 the Yuletide rascal who's been giving coal a run for its money. From his horned noggin to his bag of dubious delights, Krampus has been Santa's shadow for centuries, ensuring that being on the naughty list is no laughing matter... unless you're listening to this podcast! Join our festive fact-finders as they navigate the frosty waters of Christmas lore, discovering the surprising origins of both Krampus and his merry counterpart, Saint Nick. Spoiler alert: it involves a lot more mischief and fewer sugarplums than you might expect! 🧦 So gra...

In this week's episode, The Mystics step into the "Wickedest Town in the West" 🤠 and uncover the eerie history of Jerome, Arizona—a copper mining boomtown turned ghost town 🪙🪙 Amber and Lesley explore how the promise of wealth in the early 1900s turned into a lawless landscape of gambling, sex work, and untimely deaths 😔 But the story doesn’t end there! Dive into bizarre Reddit theories about an unsolved mystery involving the sheriff, the mayor’s sons, and a whole lot of suspicious circumstances 🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏼‍♀️ And if that’s not enough to send a chill down your spine, wait until you hear why Jerome might truly be haunted...

In this week's episode, The Mystics explore the bizarre and the unbelievable! Why don't toots 💨 come in a kaleidoscope of colors? What are dolphins really up to with mirrors?? 🐬 And who wakes up one day and decides to eat an airplane? Some guy, that's who 🛩️ Amber and Lesley tackle facts so strange, you’ll wonder if they made them up. Spoiler: they did not!

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In this week's episode, The Mystics dive into the magical world of personal protectors, Harry Potter-style ⚡Lesley starts off by sharing what her self-proclaimed guide is, a creature that’s practically waiting to charge out of her wand. Meanwhile, Amber debates what Patronus fits their vibe best—spoiler alert: it might not be what you'd expect! 🐬🥴 The Gruesome Twosome take a look at Indigenous peoples' deep connection to spirit animals, emphasizing the respect and significance of these beliefs. Of course, there’s plenty of laughter, a bit of self-discovery, and just the right amount of wizarding whimsy 🫎 Grab your broomstick (or ju...

In this week's episode, The Mystics embark on an adventure to the bizarre and brilliant world of inventions that just seem too genius to be human-made 👽 Amber makes the case for specific gadgets and gizmos they think were "gifts" from extraterrestrials 🛞while Lesley dives into the life of a peculiar inventor who was way too obsessed with the stars for it to be a coincidence ⚡ Could it be that some of our best ideas were dropped off by otherworldly visitors? Tune in for a light-hearted look at the tech that just might have come from beyond the stars! 💫

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In this week's episode, The Mystics take a step back from their usual lighthearted and wild content to just check in. Originally, a fun, silly episode was planned, but in light of the recent election, Amber and Lesley decided to focus on each other and the unknown we are about to step in. Please take a moment and remember that you are not alone, especially in times like these that can feel overwhelming.

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In this week's episode, The Mystics take a step back from their usual lighthearted and wild content to just check in. Originally, a fun, silly episode was planned, but in light of the recent election, Amber and Lesley decided to focus on each other and the unknown we are about to step in. Please take a moment and remember that you are not alone, especially in times like these that can feel overwhelming.

Our DMs are open for respectful conversations should you feel the need for a friend. We love you and are glad you are here...

In this week's episode, The Mystics reach the conclusion of our Lake Lanier series, and dive deeper into the lake's haunting history with a look back at the Reconstruction Era, a turbulent period following the end of slavery. In this episode, Amber and Lesley explore Sherman’s Field Order 15—a policy that offered a glimpse of hope and a promise of land for newly freed Black Americans. But as the two uncover, this promise was overshadowed by a dark wave of hatred and violence that ultimately forced most Black families to abandon the area. With a mix of respect and...

In this week's episode, The Mystics dive into 1st of a 2 part series, of the hauntingly complex history of Lake Lanier 🌊 Before it was a lake, it was home to Oscarville, a small, flourishing agricultural town in Georgia's Forsyth County. Predominantly settled by Black Americans in the early 1900s, Oscarville was a community built on resilience, hard work, and hope. Amber and Lesley explore the town’s legacy and the disturbing events that ultimately led to the creation of Lake Lanier, a place many now consider cursed ☠️ With sensitivity and respect, The Gruesome Twosome unravel the eerie tale of how an en...