The Grimm Mystics

In this week’s episode, The Mystics unravel the eerie legacy of death masks 👹 The hauntingly accurate casts taken from the faces of the newly departed. The Gruesome Twosome dive deep into the long, strange history, from ancient funerary rituals to Renaissance artistry to the 19th-century obsession with capturing a person’s final expression 👨🏻‍🎨 Along the way, Amber and Lesley explore why people created them, how they were used, and what these uncanny memorials reveal about our fascination with mortality 💀 Amber takes us straight to the most infamous cast of them all... the death mask of Marie Antoinette. Is it really her? Why do...

In this week’s episode the mystics audit their FBI agents and take a chaotic stroll through the absolutely unhinged corners of their own social media algorithms 📱 What started as a simple curiosity about what their FBI boyfriends might be monitoring quickly turned into a full-blown investigation… and unfortunately, their browsing histories are way wilder than expected. Along the way they uncover evidence of Amber accidentally joining a health and fitness cult after getting a Garmin watch and now every step, heartbeat, and life choice. They can't forget about the viral zoo drama surrounding Punch the Monkey, who is apparen...

In this week’s episode The Mystics dig up Colorado’s wildest legends and chase them straight into the mountains as they unravel not one, not two, but three pieces of high-altitude weirdness 👻 Starting in the crumbling remains of Buckskin Joe, where the legend of Silver Heels still lingers in the mountain air 👠 The mysterious woman in shining shoes who captivated a rough-and-tumble mining camp and then vanished after a devastating smallpox outbreak. Was she a selfless heroine? A myth polished by time? Or something a little more ethereal? 🧚🏻 Buckskin Joe, Colorado is also home to J. Dawson Hidgepath. A man whose skel...

In this week's episode The Mystics shake, rattle, and roll straight into one of the most bedazzled conspiracy theories of all time 👀✨ It’s Return of the Pelvis, and we’re asking the question that refuses to leave the building: did Elvis Presley really die in 1977… or did The King stage the ultimate encore? 🕺🏻 From suspicious timelines and eyebrow-raising “sightings” to the wild theory that he’s been hiding in plain sight as Pastor Bob Joyce, we’re unpacking the rhinestoned rabbit hole with our usual mix of curiosity, chaos, and just enough side-eye to keep things respectful. And because no episode would...

In this week’s episode The Mystics brace for impact as love, loyalty, and history collide 🤗 Part II of the Outlander deep dive picks up right where The Gruesome Twosome left off. Amber and Lesley unpack the emotional devastation of Wentworth, Jamie’s unimaginable trauma, and the way that survival becomes the foundation of their marriage. ☹️ It’s heavy, it’s complicated, and it’s one of the most defining arcs of the entire series. Come along as they trek through the remaining seasons (up through Season 6½ anyway) and trace the evolution of Jamie from outlaw to laird to reluctant military...

In this week’s episode the mystics tumble through time and straight into technical chaos. We learn all about Lesley's obsession, Outlander 🔷 Part I of the deep dive sets the stage with Claire and Frank. Their post-war reunion, their trip to Scotland, and the subtle (and not-so-subtle) historical breadcrumbs that hint something far bigger is coming 🗿 Talk about tension with Black Jack Randall, the early magnetism of a certain ginger Highlander, and the growing pull of destiny that Claire can’t quite ignore 💏 The Gruesome Twosome end on a choice that quietly sets devastating consequences into motion 😔 Along the way, you can exp...

In this week’s episode, The Mystics uncork the rest of the chaos at SUR and finish our deep dive into Vanderpump Rules — because the drama was only just getting started 😈 In Part Two, Amber breaks down seasons 7–11, where the friend group fractures ❌ weddings implode 👰🏻‍♂️ new cast members stir the pot 🫕and the show shifts from messy twenty-somethings to full-blown life-altering betrayals. The Gruesome Twosome talk engagements, firings, breakups, babies, business ventures, and the scandal that shook Bravo to its core. Yes, we’re looking at you, Scandoval 🫨🫨 From the unraveling of long-term relationships to the reinvention arcs that nobody saw coming, we trace how th...

In this week’s episode, The Mystics pull up a barstool at SUR and finally dive into Amber's ultimate comfort show: Vanderpump Rules 🍸For the uninitiated (and the brave), this episode serves as your guided tour through the chaos! In Part One of this two-part series, Amber breaks down seasons 1–6, covering the original cast, the tangled dating webs 🕸️ the iconic feuds, and the foundational drama that made VPR a reality TV staple 📺 Who dated who (and cheated with who), how friendships imploded, and why no one should ever trust a man with a cover band—nothing is off the table 🥴 Whether y...

In this week’s episode, The Mystics blast off into one of the strangest close encounters in American history 🛸 Amber and Lesley head to Kelly, Kentucky in the 1950s to unpack the infamous Hopkinsville Goblin case, where the Sutton Family claimed their quiet farmhouse was suddenly under siege by a gang of glowing-eyed “little men” straight out of a sci-fi fever dream 👽 After hours of gunfire, terror, and holding down the fort, the family fled to the police who showed up to find a house full of bullet holes… and absolutely zero goblins. No footprints. No bodies. No proof. Just vibes. Un...

In this week’s episode, The Mystics ascend into the celestial realm of the Chinese Zodiac 🐓✨The Gruesome Twosome, both born under the bold and fiery sign of the Rooster, take a stroll through the year we just shed. The sly and sneaky Snake 🐍 and peer ahead to the wild ride awaiting us in the galloping Year of the Horse 🐎💨 What twists of fate, cosmic surprises, and ancient wisdom lie ahead? Listen up as we dust off the scrolls, consult the scholars before us, and uncover what the universe may have in store for the year ahead. Buckle up cause destiny wa...

In this week's episode The Mystics unravel one of history’s most unsettling royal legacies: King Charles II of Spain 🤔 and the devastating cost of keeping bloodlines what they call "pure" 🥴The Gruesome Twosome take a deep dive into the Habsburg family tree (or… wreath), exploring why generations of royals married only within their own family and how that decision led to profound physical and medical consequences 🧬 From severe illnesses to lifelong suffering, we break down just how sick Charles truly was, what symptoms historians believe he endured, and how his condition became a living example of what happens when power ou...

In this week’s episode the Mystics spiral over the things that, once you know them, you cannot unknow 😵‍💫 And frankly, you shouldn’t have to suffer alone. Amber kicks things off by revisiting a deeply traumatizing relic from her high school years: a movie involving giant bugs, an aggressive mist/fog situation 🪳 and absolutely no reason for it to be as upsetting as it still is. She breaks down the plot in the simplest, funniest way possible. Next, Lesley takes the mic to expose dolphins 🐬 for what they truly are: not sweet ocean puppies, but calculated, intelligent predators of the sea with a...

In this week’s episode, the Mystics unwrap the weirdest side of the holidays, digging into Christmas 🎄 traditions that are less ✨ silent night ✨ and more “please don’t come to my house 😱 Straight from The Scary Book of Christmas Lore by Tim Rayborn, we explore festive customs from around the world that are creepy AF... but somehow still jolly 🎅🏻 Meet the Mari Lwyd 🐴 a skull-faced horse that shows up uninvited and demands entry, dive into the chaotic energy of Mummers roaming the streets in disguise 👺 and chat about La Befana. A witchy grandmother who delivers gifts (or judgment) on her broomstick. Speaking of...

In this week’s episode, The Mystics dive into the curious world of avian espionage 🦅 Amber explores the origins of the “birds aren’t real” conspiracy 🐧 Questioning whether it’s satire, paranoia, or somewhere in between... 🕵🏻‍♀️ But Lesley is convinced that some birds are definitely up to something 👀👀 The Gruesome Twosome chat about a viral TikTok trend where women casually inform their partners they “saw a bird today” and share our thoughts on the joys, and potential suspicions, of bird watching in general 👓 Prepare for feathered facts, wild theories, and a few laughs along the way.

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In this week's episode The Mystics wander into the strange and sacred shadows of Yosemite as they explore the disappearance of Sandra Hughes, an experienced outdoorswoman known for her unmistakably bright blue hair, who vanished in 2020 under circumstances that still don’t add up. With care and compassion, The Mystics retrace Sandra’s final known steps: a wrecked campsite, scattered belongings, and several eerie sightings that left search teams puzzled. Despite her deep experience navigating wild spaces, Sandra slipped into the forest’s silence — and more than four years later, her story continues to perplex investigators and armchair sleuths alike. B...

In this week’s episode The Mystics beam up one of Colorado’s most bizarre and suspicious mysteries: the strange 1967 death of Snippy the Horse (real name: Lady). When Lady wandered off and was later found with the flesh mysteriously removed from her head and neck, and no blood anywhere 🤔 the entire town basically looked at the sky and said, “Yep, aliens.” The two saddle up and trot through the eerie details: scorched vegetation, weird chemical smells, locals feeling sick near the scene, and strange lights dancing over the San Luis Valley 🛸 But the real eyebrow-raiser? One of the only doctors t...

In this week’s episode, one Mystic descends into the shadows of ancient myth to uncover the true story behind Lilith 🕷️ the woman history tried to forget. From her earliest Mesopotamian origins to her controversial role as Adam’s first wife in medieval folklore, we explore how her refusal to submit reshaped her legacy into one of autonomy, rebellion, and divine feminine fury 🌩️ Lesley breaks down why Lilith left Eden, how patriarchal narratives painted her as a dangerous seductress, and how modern witchcraft has reclaimed her as a patron of sovereignty, sexuality, and shadow work. 🕯️Light a candle, pour something dark and...

In this week's episode The Mystics summon up the spirit of Halloween 👻 as they wander from ancient bonfires to your neighborhood cul-de-sac candy haul. The duo dives into the pagan roots of Samhain, where disguises were meant to fool wandering spirits, and how those traditions slowly transformed into our modern-day parade of costumes, jack-o’-lanterns, and a bag full of mini candy bars 🍫 They also explore the curious history of trick-or-treating. From “souling” and guising to knocking on doors for candy instead of prayers (a definite upgrade). The Gruesome Twosome take things back to the present with some personal Halloween fa...

In this solo dive, Amber sheds her mortal skin to explore the legend of Medusa. She is a symbol of power, protection, and reclamation. From her ancient origins to rituals that honor her energy, we untangle how the serpent-haired goddess continues to inspire survivors and seekers alike.

We’ll also explore how the High Priestess tarot card mirrors Medusa’s mystery, which is a reminder that intuition and strength often wear the same face.

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In this week’s episode, The Mystics howl at the sky and bask in the glow of THA MOOOOON 🌕✨ You can expect to hear all about the moon’s shining moments. Every full moon of the year, why they got their names, and what they look like lighting up the night. Learn about the magic behind the most recent Harvest Moon, while the other spills the tea on the upcoming Beaver Moon (yes… it’s a real thing). 🦫 And since The Gruesome Twosome's birthdays are just a day apart, we checked what the moon was up to when we were born and di...

In this week’s episode, The Mystics conjure up the dark glamour of American Horror Story: Coven as they finish their haunted Movie/TV sets series 🎥 From the bewitching streets of New Orleans to the real legends that inspired the series 🦇 Amber and Lesley explore the magic and mayhem woven into every spell. But things get especially eerie when they uncover the story of an actress who, while performing a real Latin chant on set, may have summoned something far more serious than the script intended 😱😱 Grab your sage, light a candle, and join the coven—this episode blurs the line between...

In this week's episode The Mystics pull back the velvet curtain on Hollywood’s haunted side 👻 starting with the chilling legacy of Rebel Without a Cause. Between tragic accidents 🏎️mysterious deaths, and unsettling coincidences surrounding its stars 🤔 this classic film feels more cursed than cool. But true to form, the deep dive doesn’t stay on track for long 🥴 Soon the conversation spirals into rants about Red Bulls, Amber and Lesley's oddly specific obsession with behind-the-scenes access, and a few random detours that may be proof they’re cursed by chaos themselves 😀😄 The Gruesome Twosome doesn't quite make it to movie number two this r...

In this week’s episode, The Mystics slice into the eerie legends of 🧀 Cheesman Park in Denver, CO. From its unsettling history as a cemetery-turned-green-space ⛲ to the spooky spirits said to wander its pathways 👻 This episode dives into why some believe the park is cursed. Of course, things wouldn’t be complete without a side tangent into Colorado’s most haunting style choice... “Colorado casual." Where jeggings and flannels reign supreme 🥾 With plenty of laughs, a dash of chills, and a sprinkle of cheese, Provolone and Afraid serves up the perfect mix of spooky and silly 🪦

In this week’s episode the Mystics trek into the chilling mystery of the Dyatlov Pass Incident 🏔️ Amber and Lesley explore the story of nine experienced hikers whose fateful journey through the Ural Mountains ended in tragedy, leaving behind bizarre injuries 🤕 unanswered questions 🤔 and one of history’s coldest cold cases ❄️ From Yetis and aliens to Soviet secrecy, they sift through the strangest theories and unsettling facts with curiosity and respect, while still keeping things a little light to keep the frostbite away. Was it something paranormal lurking in the snow ☃️ or a very human danger hidden in plain sight? 🐻 Bundle up and...

In this week’s episode the Mystics break into their own FBI files 🗃️ to uncover the very mildly suspicious activities that probably got them flagged 🥴 From Amber's undying belief that crystals and essential oils could heal a broken leg, to Lesley's never-ending rant about a certain politician who may or may not secretly be the Zodiac Killer 💌 These “case files” are less about national security and more about why the FBI is rolling their eyes 🙄 Tune in for laughs, questionable wellness tips, and a reminder that if we’re on a watchlist, it’s definitely the Most Mildly Annoying one 😀

In this week’s episode, The Mystics unroll a bizarre 🙃corner of TikTok where two New York men are taking “street performance” to a whole new level.. by becoming actual rugs 🏉 That’s right: one silently sneaks underfoot without consent 🤢 the other proudly charges for the privilege of stepping on him 🤑 Is this performance art, a questionable hustle, or just plain creepy? Join The Gruesome Twosome as they laugh their way through the world of carpet art and debate whether these rug dealers deserve applause… or a vacuum. 🫧

In this week’s episode, The Mystics go big, literally, as they explore whether giants once roamed the Earth 🌎 From eyebrow-raising newspaper reports in the 1800s and 1900s, to biblical tall tales, to mountains that suspiciously resemble a nap-taking giant 😴 Amber and Lesley are chasing every oversized breadcrumb they can find. Of course there's speculation (in the most highly scientific, definitely-not-made-up way) about what might have led to their extinction. So grab your magic beans and a sturdy ladder because Bro, Where’s My Beanstalk is about to take you to new heights ⛰️

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In this week's episode, The Mystics accidentally set sail into the same chaotic waters 🌊Lesley dives into the life of Stede Bonnet 👱🏻‍♂️a wealthy landowner turned into a wanna be bad boy pirate captain. Amber, on the other hand, boarded the infamous ship of none other than Blackbeard himself, Queen Anne's Revenge ⛵ Little did they know, these two stories crash into each other like a cannonball to the hull 💣 It’s a tale of frilly shirts, questionable life choices, and a pirate bromance no one saw coming. Grab your eyepatch and prepare for a voyage through the golden age of piracy in Not So Jo...

In this week's episode, The Mystics spill about a magical night under the stars at Red Rocks 🪨 Amber is a ride-or-die Halsey fan and brought Lesley along for the cult meeting for a vibe that could only be described as chaotic ethereal 🫖think Alice in Wonderland energy, killer views, and... a surprise guest appearance from a cockroach squad 🪳The Gruesome Twosome chat about the absolute serve that was Halsey’s performance 💃🏻how they may or may not have summoned something otherworldly (besides Halsey herself), and the ghostly history lingering around the venue 👻🪓It's giving a haunted fairy tale with a dash of girl dinner e...

In this week’s episode, The Mystics celebrate like no is paying as they plan their ultimate birthday bash 🎂No budget required! Amber envisions a peaceful escape into the woods, where the vibes are grounded and the cell service is nonexistent 🌲⛺ Lesley on the other hand? She’s booked a private villa for 50, complete with bottomless cocktails 🍸glam squads, and a poolside host who may or may not be British. From forest fairy to party queen 👑we’re manifesting all the birthday energy we deserve, even if our bank accounts disagree.

This week, Amber channels Aphrodite 💋 and breaks down her favorite rituals for keeping the vibe high and the chaos low. Think: yoga that doubles as mood magic 🧘‍♀️, meditations that sometimes just turn into naps 🕯️, and energy work that’s basically just emotional laundry. It’s self-care with a side of goddess-level sass. ✨

In this week’s episode, The Mystic conjures up her daily rituals 🪄 from cinnamon ☕ stirred intentions to sports seat swapping superstitions passed down from her mom (who may or may not be hiding in a closet with a radio 📻) Lesley shares the small but mighty ways she brings a little magic into the mundane, including witch bells on the front door 🔔 moon water offerings to Màni 🌕 and protective crystal bundles 💎 Along the way, we get into the surprising histories behind knocking on wood and why it’s good manners to leave a pinecone if you’re taking a tree branch 🌲 Whether yo...

In this week’s episode, The Mystics dive headfirst into the icy 🧊 depths of one of the wildest Titanic conspiracy theories: was it actually the Olympic that sank, all in the name of a juicy insurance payout 🕵🏼‍♀️ Lesley channels their inner maritime detective, guiding Amber and the Explorers through swapped ships, shady billionaires, and some suspiciously convenient coincidences 🚢 It’s got rich guys, cover-ups, and a whole lot of nautical nonsense. So grab your floaties, bank boy, it’s time to go overboard 🛟

In this week's episode, The Mystics wander into the world of dreams as they dive headfirst into the surreal world of lucid dreaming 😴😴 From ancient practices and sleep scrolls to the guy who officially coined the term (spoiler: it wasn't Inception), Amber and Lesley explore how people throughout history have tried to take the wheel in their dreams 🚗 Expect some practical tips on how to train your brain to know when you're dreaming, because what's more powerful than realizing you're in a dream and deciding to ride a dragon or confront your ex with confidence? 💪🏻 So fluff your pillow, grab your dream...

In this week’s episode, The Mystics rune-read their way into fate’s inbox. Amber delivers a crash course on Norse runes. CliffsNotes, they are part alphabet, part magical hotline to the gods ☎️ One Mystic gets a chill, soul-soothing reading 🧘🏻‍♀️while the other's message is more “lost in translation” than “life-affirming.” 🥴 From calm clarity to cosmic riddles, join The Gruesome Twosome for an episode full of ancient vibes, questionable interpretations, and a lot of good-natured psychic shade 🪨

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In this week's episode, the mystics branch out into the ancient world of the Celtic Tree Zodiac, where your birthdate determines which majestic tree defines your soul. 🌲 Both Amber and Lesley are Hollys (surprise!), and let’s just say… that explains everything. From the noble Oak to the poetic Willow, The Gruesome Twosome run through all 13 tree signs with plenty of laughs, a few identity crises, and maybe one or two shady jabs at the Ivy 🌿 Light-hearted, a little leafy, and wildly accurate, this episode might just help you understand yourself… or at least give you an excuse for your persona...

In this week's episode, The Mystics ride the rails of doom as they dive into the haunted and horrifying history of roller coasters that did a little too much 🎢 From the deadly derailment of the Rough Rider in 1910 Coney Island to a chilling trip on the Texas Giant 🎠 The Gruesome Twosome are looking at rides that left more than just stomachs behind—they left ghost stories 👻 Just when you think the ride’s over, Amber reads a Reddit tale from a poor soul who endured a 13-hour coaster experience from hell. (Spoiler: there are bodily functions involved.) 🥴🥴 Strap in, keep your arms and...

In this week's episode the Grimm Mystic spreads her wings and flutters straight into the ominous (but somehow still charming?) legend of the Mothman 🦋 From the chilling 1966 sightings that shook Point Pleasant, West Virginia, to the town’s full-blown obsession complete with a statue, museum, and yearly festival 🥳 this shortie dive covers all the doom, gloom, and unexpected romance you didn’t know you needed. If red flags are your love language, Mothman just might be your guy 😍

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That’s right, folks—this week it’s just me, flying solo and spiraling gloriously into my favorite cryptid: the unicorn. Yes, technically they’re sparkly horses with a horn, but don’t let the glitter fool you—these mythic beasts have a surprisingly weird history. From biblical cameos to 80s trapper keepers, unicorns have been prancing through our collective imagination like they own the place. Are they real? Who cares. Are they fabulous? Absolutely. Tune in for questionable facts, strong opinions, and zero shame.

In this week’s episode, The Mystics plot their paranormal posthumous presences 👻Ever wondered how The Gruesome Twosome will keep things spooky after they kick the bucket? Spoiler alert: it involves haunted dolls, passive-aggressive geese, and microwave clocks that just won’t quit flashing “666.” 👺 Amber and Lesley are dishing out their top-tier ghosting strategies 👻👻 From lovingly lingering in your kitchen appliances to full-on goose possession🪿 It's part petty, part poetic, and fully ridiculous. Join us as they map out their spectral style and decide who gets haunted... and who just gets the silent treatment from the other side.

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