Pendejo Time

40 Episodes
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By: Jake and Thomas

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Lipper......
Last Thursday at 10:00 PM

lmao 

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Cautionary Tales
05/02/2025

Careful son 


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mesothelioma
04/24/2025

where the skies are so blue 



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Pendejo Crime Vol.1 and 2 (UNLOCKED)
04/22/2025

In preparation for the release of PENDEJO CRIME VOL 3. We have unlocked the auditory cinematic experience that riveted listeners across the country. Think War of the Worlds but if everyone involved was addicted to morphine. 


Follow hardened detective Mousie Cheese and his trusty sidekick Jack RussellTerrier along a journey of betrayal, intrigue, murder, and revenge. Be on the lookout for PENDEJO CRIME VOL. 3, out on Patreon soon. 

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It Is Good To Be Back
04/18/2025

We're Back

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Stinky Fish Dinner Part Two (feat. Eden)
04/11/2025

Thank you to Eden for joining me for this ep. Check out Drunk Uncle on tour.

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Big Tom's Radio Hour
04/04/2025

Jake's out of town so I had to work a little magic. Tune in next week for some special guests! Check us out on YT, IG, Twitter etc and go to Drunk Uncle's shows while they're on tour. This episode sponsored by MyBookie.

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Jake's New Plan
03/27/2025

Gotta plan going 

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DO YOU WANT A BONE? (Audio Only, FT. Patrick Eady and Jamal Rahal)
03/27/2025

Patrick Eady and Jamal Rahal are comedians from Houston, Texas. They have a weekly show "The Dirty Show" at Secret Group, a comedy club on the East Side of Houston. Check out the video episode here https://youtu.be/XreBMHf3hpE

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Plank You For Smoking (Audio Only) - Ft. @Plankfan
03/24/2025

Our very good friend, discord moderator, TMZ reporter, and 6'3 Hunk John aka PLANKFAN joined us for a new video episode. Check that out here: https://youtu.be/xKve6F_RPsU

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Boys Night Out
03/21/2025

This place smells like ass. And you know I love a good dump. 

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An Experiment [Audio Only]
03/14/2025

Here is the audio from our newest free video episode. Check it out here 

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The Doo Doo Machine
03/14/2025

I am interested in your Doo Doo Machine 

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Boobies Countries
03/06/2025

Please welcome the newest country music starlet straight from the rolling hills of Appalachia, the one the only Boobies Countries 

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AI dreams (Ft. Derek Putin)
02/27/2025

our friend Derek joins us on this episode to chat AI and our perfect AI dreams 

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Sweetman and Fuckman
02/20/2025

Officer Sweetman will see you now. 


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Kervil and Hank
02/13/2025

we listened and learned. no more songs. 

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Sticky Boy V Sherriff Blow Jobs
02/07/2025

The battle

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blebos family hour
01/30/2025

piece of clear cake and a piece of white pie 

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The Bronx Skinwalker
01/23/2025

hello hi im 16 and im scared help

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Pig William Squeaker
01/16/2025

Thats the sound of a pig bitch 

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thaddeus insulacion
01/09/2025

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the jiggly book
01/02/2025

roll to avoid the jiggly book. you have rolled a 13. Dungeon Master Thomas informs you that you have to kiss the jiggly book 

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pende-ho-ho-ho
12/25/2024

im dreaming of a white fish sauce 

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dont hurt youself
12/19/2024

be safe 

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high school hand hold
12/12/2024

were growing up now 
we're getting out of this town 
im 44 wow 
and I still text you meow :3

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why'd you suck the pizza guy
12/06/2024

you were my one and only 
now I sit here by my lonely 
because you sucked the pizza guy 

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the hip hop nerd
11/28/2024

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the alchemisht

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Justin tendersteak
11/22/2024

beef fajita
I grill my food 
you use your tongs
to make a taco
he doesn't broil ya
I can smell by his spice. 

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Tommy movies
11/14/2024

lmao

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barack Obama
11/07/2024

white butler please kill everyone in the south for their betrayal of this great nation. 

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a'sean tinkle
11/01/2024

1000 yards my freshman year all in a straight line forever. not too bad from a boy raised in a big bowl of pee

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food song reunion
10/24/2024

good to be back

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punished slug
10/18/2024

he pulls on it all day. he is tortured by it, and it is in turn tortured by him. and he eats candy. 

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mr beast YouTube
10/10/2024

one of those eps where I definitely had a great time. 

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thomastastic
10/03/2024

he had a tomtastic day 

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white boy forever project
09/26/2024

what causes you pain, white boy?

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Man Ready To Die ft. Trillbillies
09/19/2024

Our sistershow from the Deep South joins us again to discuss current events and whether it is morally right or wrong to have sex with a real life hillbilly. 

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brometheus
09/13/2024

the gay engineer

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Road Trip
09/07/2024

Drove from Portland to Weed, had to use some old lav mics, this is a documentation of that trip. Enjoy

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