The Witty Committee™️

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By: Courtney and Clare

Why does it seem like every book written for teen girls was about being rich and mean to each other? And why were we so obsessed with them? Each week best friends Clare and Courtney will unpack these questions while turning back the pages on the books we love to hate. Are you in or are you out?

Sugar + Spice: Blackmailyn
#2
04/10/2025

We're closing the book and closing a chapter on L.A. Candy, and so is Jane. 


Sweet Little Lies: Lording Over Me
#2
03/27/2025

Back from a Cabo escape, Jane faces her problems and her boys. Unfortunately, she learns you can't really leave your worries behind in Mexico....


L.A. Candy: Unbelievably Stupid Choices
#1
03/13/2025

Courtney and Clare have finally graduated, and this time we're heading to Los Angeles! Joining two of our great passions, we follow Lauren Conrad's debut novel as her characters navigate the early days of reality television.


All That Glitters Is Not Gucci: Loose Threads
#4
01/08/2025

We reach the end of the POSEUR series, and we have some questions. Where were the DIYs? What happens with Miss Paletzky? Do Janie and Evan get back together? Buckle in for a wild ride and sooooo many unanswered questions. Rachel Maude, WYA?


Petty in Pink: Interior Dickorator
#3
12/12/2024

Turns out these girls Ted Pelli-can do anything! Infiltrating the engagement party of the season is this week's big task for the Trend Set. Can their love lives and burgeoning romances survive?


The Good, the Fab and the Ugly: Secure the Bag
#2
11/28/2024

It's Halloween at Winston Prep, and everyone is on the lookout for tricks and treats. Can the POSEUR girls keep their eyes on the prize, or will love and life (and grubby gradeschool sisters) get in the way?


Poseur: It's the Pits!
#1
10/17/2024

We're headed out west to Winston High, Hollywood's hottest prep school. Four unlikely allies team together to bring fashion to the people. Can their class survive long enough to make the grade? 


Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging: Gross-ery
09/12/2024

The Committee heads overseas to tackle a British fav. Can Courtney and Clare handle Georgia Nicholson, or will all the snogging just go to their heads??


No Place Like Home: Fairly Oz Parents
#6
08/08/2024

It was all a dream! Kaitlyn enters a dream world where her life switches upside down. Can she make it back to Hollywood, or is she stuck as a nobody forever?


Broadway Lights: Mindless in Manhattan
#5
07/25/2024

Kait Kait is out to tackle the great white way! Will her broadway dreams soar, or will her costar succeed in deflating her career? 


Paparazzi Princess: Pap Smear
#4
06/27/2024

FA is nearing its end, what's a teen star to do? Kaitlin has to decide her next move. She's got a lot of great options on the line, so why is she more interested in partying instead? Can she pull it together in time to land a big role and save her family?


Family Affair: All My Alexis Live in Canada
#3
06/13/2024

The new girl in town? She's got your guy on a string. That is, if this new girl is Alexis (aka Colby) and your guy is the entire staff of the longest running network family drama. Will this new addition sink the ship that is Family Affiar? Or will the unlikely duo Sky and Kaitlin keep us afloat?


On Location: Ex-istential Crisis
#2
06/10/2024

Lights, camera, action! We are following Kaitlyn Burke as she begins her journey as an action star. With a crazed director, fiendish studio execs, and an ex-boyfriend who just won't leave her alone, can Kaitlyn make it through filming in one piece?


Secrets of My Hollywood Life: Sky's the Limit
#1
05/30/2024

We're back and we're headed west! In LA, Kaitlin Burke has everything a teen could desire. Fame, money, and the season's hottest shoes are all at her fingertips. All Kaitlin really wants is a chance to be a real teen. We go undercover with Kaitlin as she braves the scariest place in Hollywood.... high school!


Ali's Pretty Little Lies: Bonus Jonas
03/14/2024

It's a throwback bonus episode, and we're headed back to 7th grade and into the mind of Courtney. We learn the origins of all the lies, and maybe uncover the truth as well.


Viscious: No Ali-bi
#17
02/29/2024

Are the liars preparing for their biggest slay, or will they have to learn to serve instead? Emily, Hanna, Aria, and Spencer are all waiting to be officially convicted of Ali's murder. Can they prove she's the master behind the mind games once and for all?


Toxic: Parole Models
#16
02/22/2024

It's the penultimate episode, and the liars are finally catching a break. Or are they? Hanna seeks stardom, while Spencer proves she only judges books by their covers. Aria finds a future with her art, and Emily deals with grief yet again. Is Ali really gone for good, or is she just getting started?


Deadly: "A" Shot the Sheriff
#15
02/15/2024


Crushed: Prom-iscuous Boy
#14
02/08/2024

The Liars are excited for prom, so they decide to take the offensive and figure out who A’s helper is with some sleuthing. But nothing is as offensive to Aria is the insinuation that her boyfriend, Noel Kahn, might be behind their torment. Hanna returns to the plastic surgery clinic, and not because she’s insecure, while Emily tries to not fall prey to yet another troubled girl. And Spencer risks more than ransomware when contacting a conspiracy blogger. Will the girls get the crown, or just a tin foil hat and hand cuffs?


Burned: Sunburn After Reading
#13
02/01/2024

Ahoy there! Spencer checks out reefs and Reefer, Aria’s new boy-friend is hanging on like a barnacle, while Emily’s love interest is on the lam.  Hanna decides to let the warm Caribbean water wash her secrets clean with a surprising friend.


Stunning: Don't Be a Drag, Just Be a Queen
#12
01/25/2024

This episode, Aria discovers that keeping secrets can be a drag. Emily lives out the plot of a lifetime movie, and Spencer's D.A.R.E. program goes awry. Hanna stalks her was to a spot as A-in-training.


Ruthless: Out, Out Damned Slut!
#11
01/18/2024

Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and gossip bubble! Much like the name of a certain Scottish play, our girls are in for nothing but bad luck! 


Twisted: Jamaican Me Pregnant
#10
01/04/2024

Spraaaaaang Breaaaaaak baby! Or that is the energy that our Liars would've had, if there wasn't murder involved!


Wanted: Shawty Fire Burnin' on the Dance Floor
#9
12/28/2023

You wouldn't understand, it's a twin thing! (Being psycho, that is!)


Heartless: Spaghetti and Defeatballs
#8
12/14/2023

We're all liars here! This week our fab four are finally caught in a trap of their own making. Will they be able to escape, or has A struck again?


Killer: Magic Mike
#7
12/07/2023

We're back and so is A! The Liars are once again confronted with their past. Can the girls escape their fates before they go ins-A-ne?


Wicked: Bi-Panic at the Disco!
#6
10/19/2023

It's a new year in Rosewood, but nothing has changed for our Liars. Aria is still attracting older men, Spencer still has horrible parents, Emily is experimenting ,and Hanna's eating disorder is somehow worse (how'd that even happen?). Can they band together and stand up to the new A? Or will they find they're not out of the woods yet?


Pretty Little Secrets: Snaked By Melissa
#5
10/12/2023

We might be entering spooky season but for our Liars, it’s winter break and they’re happy to finally be off A’s naughty list. But will family drama, bad boyfriends, and petty crime keep finding them? All we know is our new year’s resolution for these girls: stay away from older men!


Unbelievable: Getaw-A-y Car
#4
10/05/2023

It's the end of our first arc, and the girls get to the bottom of things just in time. After Hanna's accident, it seems like A is looking for the next girl's body to rock. Can they get NSYNC and figure out who A is before it's too late? Or will we be left singing Cry Me A River after all?


Perfect: Pray the Gay Aw-A-y
#3
09/28/2023

The Oscar for worst BFF goes to Mona this week as she snubs Hanna, who turns to cat lover Lucas for a shoulder to cry on. Aria greatly misunderstands her English assignment despite spending so much time in office hours with Professor Pedro. Meanwhile Emily considers conversion therapy and Spencer hopes Melissa’s economics know-how will trickle down to her before the Golden Orchid awards.


Flawless: That Throws A Wren-ch in Things
#2
09/20/2023

We're back in Rosewood this week, and this time, it's getting foxy! As the girls gear up for the social event of the season, they're haunted by their pasts. Will another liar fall victim to Ali's murderer? Or is there a worse fate in store for those left behind?


Pretty Little Liars: Rosewood C*ntry Slay
#1
09/14/2023

We're back, and we're finally tackling Pennsylvania's favorite four. Aria, Emily, Spencer, and Hanna are in for a treat when their past comes back to haunt them. Can they stay ahead of A? Or will their secrets come back to bite them?


Top of the Feud Chain: PAP Smear
#4
07/06/2023

The Jackie O's are stranded in the desert. Can they make it home in time for a curtain drop that rivals The Hills? Or will they be dead meat, just like that boar the Wilderness Girls killed?


Belle of the Brawl: You Muse, You Lose
#3
06/29/2023


Movers and Fakers: Tongue Thai-d
#2
06/22/2023

The cat’s out of Allie’s bag, and now the real Allie J. is here to stay. Will this doppelgänger be her soul sister or her evil twin? Meanwhile Charlie’s trying to move from one long-distance relationship to an even longer one, and Skye is forced to choose between two boys as hot as the Outback.


Alphas: A Dingo Ate My Boyfriend
#1
06/15/2023

It's season 10 and we are heading back to Westchester! Well, briefly. We follow Skye Hamilton, prima ballerina, on her journey to the elite boarding school, Alpha Academy. Can our girl survive her time in the desert? Or will the mean girls at school leave her stranded faster than you can say I-Spy?


United We Spy: Winner's Circle
#6
03/30/2023

It's our season finale, and this episode goes out with a bang! No, literally. There are so many bombs in this book. Cammie and the rest of the Gallagher seniors are counting down the days until graduation. Can they save the world in time? Or will the Circle of Cavan get the best of Gillian Gallagher, once and for all.


Out of Sight, Out of Time: Irish Goodbye
#5
03/23/2023

Did you ever wish that your YA novel had a dash of The Bourne Identity?  Have you ever thought that your book might need a dash of torture? If so, do we have an episode for you! Cammie continues to evade the clutches of the Circle of Cavan. Can she stay alive long enough to graduate high school? Or will time finally run out for our Gallagher Girl?


Only the Good Spy Young: Miss-him Impossible
#4
03/09/2023

Join us for our most thrilling episode yet...


Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover: Spy-dey Senses
#3
03/02/2023

It's a blast to the political past, as someone's got a date with the vice president's daughter. Or do they? This episode has it all: helicopters, trains, and hot-wired mini vans. When Macey's dad gets a spot on the ballot, can Cammie and her friends make sure that Macey is safe? Or are these girls finally out of their element?