The Sports Brewery Podcast

Braga, King, and Ski talk Little Brother, a movie about a famous real estate agent (John Cena) whose little brother shows up out of nowhere and ruins his life. Does anyone think Eric Andre is funny? Will this movie change your mind? Listen!

Braga, King, and Ski talk:
:15: Soccer anthems, Portland finally shooting their shot, what Ja means for the lineup, moves they still can make, what it means for Dame.
25:00: L.A. media disrespecting Lebron, Boston getting fleeced for Jaylen Brown.
42:19: US soccer's fun style, winning down a man, their ceiling in the World Cup, the Freddy7 deep state fraud.
57:18: Savannah Bananas in Autzen, Ski's "nine weeks 'til Ducks week football game" segment.

Braga, King, and Ski talk Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, the spiritual successor to the heroin movie about Harvey Keitel's dong. Nicolas Cage stars as a cop trying to solve a grizzly murder, keep his family together, and win CFB bets while coked out of his mind. It's classic unhinged Cage. Is it any good? Listen!

Braga, King, and Ski talk:
:15: Türkiye vs Turkey, Enes Freedom's pivot from Portland to Fox News, Trevor Bauer paying the asshole tax, couch coitus.
18:20: the epic World Cup, fixing offsides, harmless hobos and street urchins, jump balls in CFB 27.
43:40: Portland's new coach, paying for a new Moda Center, losing the Blazers to Nashville.
1:01:14: Ski's "10 Week Out Ducks Question," the US blowing the game with Türkiye.

Braga, King, and Ski talk about Rookie of the Year. It was the two year span when baseball movies about kids swept the nation. Gary Busey mentors a 12 year old who has a freak accident that allows him to throw heat, and Daniel Stern played a concussed pitching coach addicted to seeds. It was the 90s, baby! Is it any good? Listen!

Braga, King, and Ski talk:
:15: Battling the chonk, boring Rose Bowl wins, soft weirdos writing bible verses on pride hats.
17:02: Erecting a Brunson statue, the Spurs choking away a title, elite shirseys, AOC rocking a Melo uni, legit Knicks die hards.
40:07: Finding the "Mexican aisle," Oregon giving up on non revenue sports, cold calling season ticket sales.
1:06:46: USA fans' terrible chants, vuvuzelas vs duck callers.
1:22:18: Top 3 CFB teams analogous to WC teams.

Braga, King, and Ski talk about the third installment in the Twisted Childhood Universe, Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare. It's a flat out horror movie about a guy who kills and kidnaps kids and happens to be named Peter. It's brutal in a lot of ways. Is it any good? Listen!

Braga, King, and Ski talk:
:15: 47's majestic hand gestures, dads and grads, adults going into schools.
17:55: World Cup BuzzBallz, Oregon getting hosed on quality, how to blow the biggest lead ever.
34:56: Timon and Pumbaa's bullshit, a horror version of Happy Feet starring Sydney Sweeney.
50:44: Oregon baseball's ceiling, Waz blowing it with one move, the NCAA no longer being able to enforce rules, judges who don't enforce laws. 
1:16:03: Dusty ass Bob Welch shaking his fist, the best vanilla flavors, estate sale fanatics. 

Braga, King, and Ski talk Chicago, the Oscar winning movie starring Catherine Zeta Jones, Renee Zellweger, and Richard Gere based on the popular stage show. It's as good as a movie adaption of a musical can be, but does that mean it's actually good? Listen!

Braga, King, and Ski talk:
:15: Difficult-ass Nintendo games, snowflake chuds during Pride Month, Pelosi taking a knee in a dashiki.
13:50: The NFC Best, pod pups gone wild, ribs and fish at McDonald's, filling the house with apex predators.
26: Guy Fieri hoaxes, BBs in the sac, the culture of hating sports video games, snowflake chuds hating female protagonists.
47:30: Oregon baseball sweeping the regional, the Knicks bodying Wemby, missing out on America 250, gambling on golf.
1:12:05: Top 3 video games from our childhood.

Braga, King, and Ski talk Bad Lieutenant, a movie famous for introducing the world to Harvey Keitel's dong. It features actual heroin use, a fake NLCS with the Dodgers and Mets, and the weirdest crying put to film. Roger Ebert gave it a perfect score. Is it any good? Listen!

Braga, King, and Ski talk:
:15: Bailing on the pod for Mar-a-Lago, leaving Yale for Oregon, the four Ps, elephant ears at the fair.
19:10: Fake Knicks fan Kylie Jenner, penalties for flopping, Rashee Rice and baseballer meth.
38:55: Dongs in movies, the MLB salary cap proposal, Jeter/A Rod threesomes.
59:01: Top 3 90s albums.

Braga, King, and Ski talk Send Help, the Sam Raimi movie about an overlooked woman who gets stranded on an island with her a-hole boss. Classic Raimi horror gags and some big risks by Rachel McAdams paid off with reviewers and movie goers, but is it any good? Listen!

Braga, King, and Ski talk:
:15: Ski's not subtle racism, rigged podcast elections, Danhausen controlling the playoffs, Patrick Ewing finger rolls.
12:25: The Knicks touting fake legends, figuring out Portland's real legends, Tyson nuggies and patties. 
32:18: The myth of screen time, thawing out Joe Giansante.
48:00: Dundon cleaning the slate, Van Gundy rumors, avoiding Heat propaganda. 
1:02:38: Top 3 bushes. 

Braga, King, and Ski talk KPop Demon Hunters, the biggest animated movie in Netflix history. A trio of KPop stars make bangers and kill demons. It won Oscars for best animated feature and best original song, but it's as basic as a script gets. Is it any good? Listen!

Braga, King, and Ski talk:
:15: Karma for chuds, the golden rule of not being a dick, Ski getting blocked like Hormuz, bonding with road rage.
22:00: Skip Bayless grasping for relevancy, Knicks/Thunder killing basketball, Bill Oram scare tactics, podcast babies, 
44:00: Warrantymaxxing, the USA taking credit for Japanese cars, the rizzless GOP, roasting Kevin Hart, finding Lisa Lampanelli.
1:09:40: Edward Fortyhands, top 3 milks.

Braga, King, and Ski talk Apex, a movie about Charlize Theron climbing mountains and getting hunted to make human jerky. It continues a great tradition of humans hunting humans and the Outback being awful. It's wild. Is it any good? Listen!

Braga, King, and Ski talk sports.

Braga, King, and Ski talk Sisu: Road To Revenge, the follow up to the cult classic from 2023. Aatami tries to bring his family home back to Finland, while the Russian commander who killed his family tries to finish the job. It's short, it's insane action - is it any good? Listen!

Braga, King, and Ski talk:
:15: the gayest city in America, racist country singers, pranking normals.
20:00: the end of the Zers, how to steal Giannis, cool teams from the 90s.
34:40: the boring spring game, watching practice drills, bringing back alumni for recruits.
43:38: how to handle Brendan Sorsby's gambling, killing confidence in NIL, standards of punishment.
1:02:52: top 3 sports to run with Saudi money.

Braga, King, and Ski talk about Kid Cannabis, a movie based on a true story about a group of early 20s dudes who traffic weed across the Canadian border. Ron Perlman and John C McGinley steal the show. It sticks to the facts, but is that a good thing? Listen!

Braga, King, and Ski talk:
:15: Old school Starter jackets, the Chiefs throwing away picks, grasping for Ty Simpson, why kickers never translate.
20:56: If Tom Dundon's tactics could work, getting rid of TV broadcasts, being careful in bashing him, Scoot's huge game, Wemby's concussion.
47:27: Jermhausen, Oregon throwing away money at QBs, Vrabel getting away with being a bag, how much we should care, if Russini's husband should sue.
1:25:20: Top 3 ice cream flavors.

Braga, King, and Ski talk Night Shift, a movie about two guys who start a prostitution ring out of the New York City morgue. Ron Howard directs Michael Keaton, Shelley Long and a post Happy Days Fonzie. It's NYC before Giuliani! Is it any good!? Listen!

Braga, King, and Ski talk:
:15: taking down Twitch streamers, Jrue and the Jew taking down the Suns, Zers vs Spurs, locking down Clingan and Splitter. 
27:10: Steph and Lebron playing until 50, more horrible Fentress takes about Jordan, Tiger Woods in the senior tour.
44:23: Spring football fake hype, Josh Hokit's insane WWE audition, Lanning quoting Hegseth before games.
1:07:04: Top 3 states to move to.

Braga, King, and Ski talk Quigley Down Under, a Tom Selleck flick about a sharpshooting cowboy who goes to Australia, connects with a woman who has deep rooted trauma, and kills a bad guy. It's darker than it looks. Is it any good? Listen!

Braga, King, and Ski talk:
:15: Keeping Koa Ka'ai away from cameras, holding out hope for Tiger & Steph, where Lebron goes for his final year.
22:36: Michael Richards in 2026, being offensive but funny, Chappelle's tired schtick.
38:26: Altman getting real, how he could fix 2027, the awful Final Four.
59:56: Dianna Russini allegedly setting back female reporters decades, top 3 baby names for CTEBenoit.

Braga, King, and Ski talk Wildcats, the movie in which Goldie Hawn coaches a rag tag group of high schoolers to a city football championship. Wesley Snipes shows his average dong, and Woody Harrelson plays slot back. It's very problematic even for the 80s. Is it any good? Listen!

Braga, King, and Ski talk:
:15: Big fake chin maxxing, the married to Kristi Noem kink, a whole new Blazers world, getting fined for busts.
16:35: Concert tix at G.I. Joe's and Shasta sodas at Safeway, the flea ridden pod pup, freezing mornings in April, what's in Sparkling Ice.
34:40: ABS going too far, ABS not going far enough, Jaden Ivey getting cut for being a weirdo.
54:56: Bitsmaxxing in the chat, the top 3 space movies.

Braga, King, and Ski talk Tango & Cash. Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell star as hero LA cops trying to stop a crime boss who set them up for murder. Flat man ass, boot guns, monster trucks, and mouse fetishes. The movie has it all. Is it any good? Listen!

Braga, King, and Ski talk:
:15: Braga not giving up on the A's, Tom Hanks listening to games on transistor radio, glorious MLB replays.
21:25: Oregon basketball's player exodus, what it means for Dana and the program, how to win back fans.
48:15: Oregon baseball's dick dropping habit, the Blazers making the play in. 
1:01:02: Top 3 major event memories from childhood.

Braga, King, and Ski talk The Running Man, Edgar Wright's remake starring Glen Powell. A man goes on a game show to the death to earn money for his wife and sick kid but ends up sparking some good old fashioned class warfare. Michael Cera of all people steals the show. Stephen King loves it. Is it any good? Listen!

Braga, King, and Ski talk: 
:15: Football short shorts, showing kids Pulp Fiction and HBO smut, avoiding diaper play.
17:26: Ludacris walking (with bi lyrics) so Tyler could run, throwing away water for glorious AI, Jerry's > Lowe's and Home Depot. 
30:42: Limp Bizkit nostalgia, getting ready for gardening, Skittles in Zimas, giving up on grass.
47:30: Skipping on brackets, mispronouncing names, Oregon not having shooters.
56:20: USA baseball's flame out, acting like the Olympics are bigger.
1:05:47: Top 3 Vegas baseball team names. 

Braga, King, and Ski talk The Naked Gun. Seth MacFarlane was enlisted to revive a classic and enlisted Akiva Schaffer, Liam Neeson, and Pam Anderson to do it. It nails the tone of the originals, but is that a good thing? Can Neeson live up to Leslie Nielsen? Is it any good? Listen!

Braga, King, and Ski talk:
:15: The fall and rise of FKD, breakfast and gambling at Prairie Schooner, random WBC tie breakers, losing to Japan in football.
15:30: Braga stanning Asians, Ski's casual racism, the White House promoting cucks, jerks at Jerry's.
32:18: The present and future state of Dan Lanning.
56:46: The Chiefs finally getting their back, Mike Evans to the Bay, the 49ers' electric substation killing trees and knees.
1:07:35: Bam vs Kobe vs Wilt.
1:23:06: Top 3 things USA > Canada.

Braga, King, and Ski talk Cop Land. It has one of the best casts of the 90s driven by Stallone and De Niro in a movie about a New Jersey town created by the mob to control the NYPD. Liotta and Keitel stand out while Sly tries to keep up. Is it any good? Listen!

Braga, King, and Ski talk:
:15: mono & big burritos, taking down the Czech Republic, Saddam Hussein NFL comps, our 90s vs our parents' 60s.
15:30: martyrmaxxing, the donnybrook in the desert, NFL teams giving away elite players, passing on Jeremiyah Love.
28:37: Oregon at the combine, 3-point stances by WRs, when football got good, not tracking illegal dunks, Jurickson Profar's suspension.
53:26: Top 3 days that should be holidays.

Braga, King, and Ski talk: 
:15: Making up for glossing over the Olympics, raiding the capital when US basketball loses the gold, losing elections for spelling.
14:51: Reagan's genius drug branding, giving Alysa Liu her flowers, breaking down the dumbest athletes in sports.
37:52: Delivery alcohol, hooping with drug dealers, the fleeting end to the Blazers' season, creating a MLB salary cap.
1:02:44: Top 3 things drivers do to piss us off.

Braga, King, and Ski talk The Wrecking Crew. Mamoa and Bautista star as estranged half brothers avenging the murder of their father and uncovering a casino scandal in Hawaii. Insane action, unexpected comedy, and good acting? It might be great. Is it any good? Listen!

Braga, King, and Ski talk:
:15: Oregon not selling good hats, Dan Lanning's ghost writers, ending Ducks vs Them.
15:10: Fake NIL news, Crepea to the Beavs, Dana's horrible roster.
24:34: The Bears moving, renaming NFL teams to regions, writers whining about travel.
37:35: Dame's win, ending the dunk contest, the new tanking rules overstepping.
54:55: USA hockey, Americans hating cold.
1:01:15: Top 3 Robert Duvall movies.

Braga, King, and Ski talk The Rover, a movie about a guy trying to recover his stolen car in the dystopian Australian outback. Robert Pattinson shines in a movie called a grittier version of Mad Max. It's weird and it's dark. Is it any good? Listen!