The SoCool Podcast

🎙️ Episode Title: First Cars & Kinda-For-Sale Dreams

 In this very special episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, Jerry Pancake finally spills the (motor) oil on true stories he’s never shared before—his legendary first cars. Buckle up for tales of a wobbly Karmann Ghia and a 1977 Cutlass Supreme so massive it needed its own zip code. These are the rides that started it all—and yes, we’re talking about the IROC-Z too. It’s still around. It’s still loud. And it’s kinda for sale (if you’re cool).

🎭 Also in this episode: a shoutout...

🎸 S2E2 – You Can’t Get There from Here

In this episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, Jerry Pancake and Jen Pancake stay safely behind the mic while Josh Scramble returns from the Sonic Temple Music Festival with tales of glory, grit, and gastrointestinal distress.

What starts as a music review quickly unravels into a cautionary tale about rideshare disasters, rickshaw salvation, and why you should never trust a festival porta-potty after dark. Josh recounts the madness of 100-band lineups, questionable fashion choices (bondagewear in the sun?!), and the existential despair of trying to find your Uber wh...

🎧 Season 2, Episode 1: Heavy Uncles, Moshpits, and Goth Tits
Welcome back to the Miller Morning Madhouse, where the coffee’s burnt, the guests are unpaid, and the FCC hasn’t figured out how to shut us down yet. Pancake and Scramble are back in the saddle (and in serious need of a nap), joined by the fabulous Jen Pancake and our man in the pit—Josh Scramble—who just survived Sonic Temple Music Festival with only minor bruising and one mysterious stain.

In this episode, we dive headfirst into:

🎙️ Episode 10: Deny, Defend, Depose

🧑‍⚖️ "Somebody ate the evidence."

In this legal-thriller-turned-80s-gamer throwback, Jerry Pancake finds himself in the hot seat—literally—being deposed for reasons he may or may not understand. But things take a turn when a mysterious someone eats the only piece of evidence. (No spoilers, but it may have involved nacho cheese.)

Between dodging legal jargon and blaming his attorney, Pancake takes a nostalgic detour back to the pixelated days of the Mario Brothers, exploring the real question: Was Princess Peach worth all that jumping? Spoiler: Not when there’s a warp pip...

Episode 9: Everything Sucks Now… 🎙️

🚨 DOUBLE EPISODE ALERT! 🚨
After a long hiatus filled with illness, burnout, and an overwhelming sense of being over it, Jerry Pancake and the Miller Morning Madhouse crew are back with a nearly double-length episode (41 minutes of pure, unfiltered truth).

In this episode, we catch up on what we’ve been up to the last couple of months, and most importantly, we break down why travel—specifically flying—absolutely sucks now. From chaotic airports to airlines treating passengers like livestock, we leave no stone unturned in our rant against the skies. And if you think th...

Episode 8: Bathrooms and Backdrafts...

Sponsored by SoCool Shirts, All In Jest Trivia

This week on Miller Morning Madhouse, we flush out some of the messiest tales yet. Join Jerry Pancake, Josh Scramble, and Jen Pancake as they tackle the pressing issues of bathroom etiquette, work poop protocols, and the dreaded backdrafts that leave lasting impressions (on more than just porcelain).

From the public restroom horrors of Benton Harbor gas stations to the oddly poetic bathroom setups at Midway Airport, this episode is an overflowing mix of laughter, embarrassment, and just a hint of...

Episode 7: In the Doghouse...

Sponsored by SoCool Shirts – because looking cool has never been easier (or funnier).

This week on Miller Morning Madhouse, Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble team up with the ever-entertaining Elizabeth Benedict to bring you an unforgettable episode full of nostalgia, surprise endings, and laughs so big, they might scare your guinea pig.

🌐 First, we’re traveling back in time to the early days of AOL and the internet. Remember that sweet sound of dial-up connecting? From chatroom chaos to regrettable screen names, we’re reliving the wild west of c...

Episode 6: Jesus is Just Alright

Sponsored by SoCool Shirts, All In Jest Trivia, and Chad's Shack of Crap. 

On this hilarious and unexpectedly heartfelt episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, we continue our conversation with Elizabeth Benedict, the Madhouse's newest true crime detective. From the scandalous stories of Miller Beach's past to a surprising deep dive into local trivia night traditions, Elizabeth holds her own as the chaos unfolds.

Of course, with Josh Scramble at the production helm, there are plenty of unexpected twists—think wacky sound effects, food-related trivia teasers, and a wild tan...

Episode 5: Suicide by Charleston
Sponsored by SoCool Shirts and the Great State of Indiana: "It's not that bad..."

In this episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, we’re diving deep into the dramatic and tragic story of former Gary mayor William J. Fulton, a man who lived and died during the wild Jazz Age. Join us as we uncover how the allure of speakeasies, gangsters, and a relentless Charleston craze led to his untimely end.

This week, we're excited to introduce our new crime reporter, Elizabeth Benedict, who’s here to shed light on the unto...

Episode 4: Smokestack Jack and the Tiny Hands…

Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.Com, Chad GPT, and Johnny Five’s Robot Brothel. Also, Millerites, make sure to join Josh Scramble for All in Jest Trivia at the Marshall J Gardner Center for the Arts here in Miller Beach on Black Friday! It's all about food! 

Welcome back to Miller Morning Madhouse! Episode 4 has us diving into the thrills and pitfalls of throuples, the questionable joys of warm vodka, and the saga of tiny hands. This one’s a smokestack jacking ride that’ll keep you laughing (and maybe que...

Episode 3: Just the Tips...

Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.Com and Hair BNB

We’re back with another wild ride in Miller Morning Madhouse Episode 3, and this one’s all about Just the Tip(s). We’re serving up the ultimate guide for potential Air BNB renters at Miller Beach, with everything you need to know to avoid sunburns and seagull ambushes. Plus, we dive into some laugh-out-loud Yelp reviews of Romantix—because who doesn’t love a little awkward humor?

But first, a HUGE thank you to all of our incredible listeners...

Episode 2: Her Hole Had Lots of Visitors...
 
Welcome back to the Miller Morning Madhouse, where Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble keep things chaotic and unpredictable with another round of local drama, fan interactions, and, of course, hilarious weather updates. Hold on to your hats, because this episode goes off the rails fast!

In this episode:

Episode 1: What Had Happened Was...
Welcome to Miller Morning Madhouse, the wildest ride in Miller Beach! Hosted by local legend Jerry Pancake and his trusty co-host Josh Scramble, this show dives into the hilarious, strange, and downright unbelievable stories from Miller Beach and beyond. It’s part local radio, part circus, and all madhouse. Whether you’re a die-hard local or just tuning in for the chaos, you're in for a wild time!

In this episode:

Get ready for a sneak peek into the wild world of Miller Morning Madhouse! This teaser introduces you to the hilarious chaos that’s about to unfold. Join hosts Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble as they dive into the most ridiculous and unforgettable topics that only they could tackle.

This madhouse has everything:

On the anniversary of my Dad’s death, here’s an episode devoted to him. Love you all. 

This is a re-release of the first episode of Season 2 in 2019. We thought the movie would be released in early 2020, but due to Covid, production was halted and it was not released until 2022. This is one of our best episodes. Season 2 was recorded over a three day period in October of 2019, along with our comedy album - Deez Nutz. We will be releasing another episode ifor season 4 soon, so stay tuned!

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The S...

We're back! The gang has invested in an odd purchase - a helicopter to fly over bars, which they use to check in on The 'Ole Slut Bar in North Scottsdale and the Flamingo in Gary, IN. Beelzebub checks in with Pancake to talk about his plans for Epstein Island and how Jedi's jerk off. 

This Episode is sponsered by Satan, or Sa - Tan, and the 'Ole Slut Bar. Songs by Power Station and Elton John. 

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on...

We packed a lot into this one folks. Christopher Robin is back fresh from Wuhan, where he attended a huge pool party. How are kids going back to school? Did everyone measure dicks? Pancake questions Jesus's carpentry skills and wonders if they had porn back then. We have an exclusive interview with Mask Scott (The Mascot for Masks), who is live from filthy Sturgis and maskless. Christopher Robin contemplates what it would be like dating a woman 3 and a half feet tall, and thinks he might have yellow fever. 

We are sponsored this week by The Wuhan P...

Yolo is back with the SoCool Boys in this super LONG episode. The gang talks about Sex Demons, Mead, and Christopher Robin's Covid-19 Cures. Pancake is on Sex Demon dating website. Yolo hates fucking Goya and Chick-Fil-A.  Christopher Robin is negative on Covid, but positive on having sex with a Demon. Beelzebub makes an appearance and fucks with the technical aspects of the show. Songs from The Black Crowes and A/C. Sponsored by Trump's Old Balls *Formerly Trump Steaks. 

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us...

The commercial everyone is talking about! What's for dinner at little Johnny's house? It's Trump's Old Balls! This commercial is performed by Yolo Monte Cristo (Mom), Jerry Pancake (Dad), and Christopher Robin (Little Johnny). Get Trump's Old Balls while they're hot!

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it...

The boys are on their own for this episode because Yolo is working six jobs. Christopher Robin is a Stay-At-Home hero this week, as he salutes front-line workers from his window. Pancake has a theory on Prince and saving his jizz. On the B Side - THE FISHBOWL COMES BACK - A bit broken, but it spits out a maskless movie 'OutBreak' Starring Tootsie Dustin Hoffman, Patrick Dempsey, and a Monkey. BTW, Covid Sucks. 

Songs from Freddie King, Duice, and EbnOzn. 

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5...

The USA is Burning. Pancake and Yolo step out of character to talk about all the crazy racist shit going on; Donald Plump, and Karens. Is that Wuhan Flu still a thing? Christopher Robin is off doing White Guy stuff. Songs from 2Pac and Public Enemy. #BlackLivesMatter

hank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and sh...

Satan checks in with his protege Beelzebub Kushner to talk about how things are going down there with the Covid-19. On the B Side, the gang checks in on Zoom and tries to do a live show. Pancake and Yolo are playing by the rules and staying home, Christopher Robin is planting roses and having people over to serve him Rosé.

We have a new original song called 'Moons Over My Hammy' by Producer Bill, Lyrics by Pancake, from the upcoming comedy EP of the same name. The gang also auditions for a potential sponsor -  Ballsy Me...

Originally recorded before Season 3 Episode 1, the boys get together remotely to finish their conversation about weird email addresses from the past, and talk about the Covid-19 outbreak. Pancake is anxious, and staying home. Robin is Flitting around town.

Music from Juice Newton and Michigan Rattlers.

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and sh...

Hope everyone is still alive out there. The full gang is back for Season 3, as Pancake is self-quarantined and joins remotely from his tiny basement bunker.  Christopher Robin and Yolo social distance at the Stone Bridge Studio with producer Mr. Bill manning the board from his bomb shelter.

Robin discusses how he now has Jesus in his heart, and maybe blind people are the largest group spreading the 'Wuhan Flu' as he's calling it. Pancake is riddled with anxiety and is just not leaving his house because he's terrified, which apparently also affects his joke delivery. Yolo h...

It's the end of the world, and we do not feel fine! Pancake has barricaded himself in his basement, and both the boys struggle with technology as they try to live stream this show. It's didn't work. If anyone has any tips for us on doing a live video with two  people, please call us at 708-928-5015. Does anyone think our voices sound funny? Maybe we're sick??

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, an...

Chips O'Tool from the old SoCoolAZ.Com days leaves some drunk voicemails, and we have updates on Season 3, and the new Jerry & Gerald Podcast from SoCool Media. We want to encourage everyone to share the show, and maybe binge it during these trying times. It's an escape back to a simpler time - with morning zoo radio shows and threats of nuclear war. Stop buying all the fucking toilet paper for God sakes. 

We do have big plans for season 3 and beyond. Thank you again for listening! We love you!

Call or s...

We knew we had this phone call recorded! It just took a while to find it! This is the actual finale for The SoCool Podcast - Season 2. Yolo figures out Pancake's plan to use her soul in a bargain to save the podcast. Satan threatens to burn it all down, and may be in love with Yolo. Pancake suspects Christopher Robin has an ulterior motive, and potentially an alternate persona. 

Songs from Outcast, Lil Nas X, and The Charlie Daniels Band.

Sponsored by The Ole' Slut Bar in Nagsusugat, Maine. 

If you haven't li...

Hey there! We have some updates here! The Atari 800XLD Computer is being repaired by The Old Atari Gays, and hopefully we'll have it next season. 

If you haven't listened or bought the Comedy Album - Deez Nutz - what's wrong with you? 

It's sweeping the nation and Sexy Oldsmobiles is almost a Gold Record!!

In all seriousness, we really want to thank the thousands of people who have downloaded the SoCool Podcast, in not yet our first year. We are all humbled that so many people enjoy the humor and listen to ev...

The Season 2 Penultimate Episode has arrived! Yolo is put in a Faustian Bargain situation by the Dark Lord himself, and Pancake admits selling his soul for a 'hip' podcast. 'Louis' aka the Dark Lord Satan, is all forked tongue and double speak, as he tries to convince Yolo to follow Pancake down his dark path. Robin is mysteriously absent, prompting some inner speculation about whether he might be moonlighting as Satan. 

If you haven't bought any Christmas presents, consider buying Deez Nutz for friends and family. It's a full Comedy EP in the tradition of Adam Sandler, an...

Eastbound and Down! We start this episode with four clips from the upcoming Comedy Ep - Deez Nutz (Release Date 12/10/2019), produced and written by the folks at The Socool Podcast. The clips featured are: Ass Bandit #1, The Mailman #1, Sexy Oldsmobiles (song), and a commercial for Flaming Yon's Drag Review.

If you leave a review of the SoCool Podcast, you can get a free download, just go to Apple Podcasts on your iPhone or on the web here - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-socool-podcast/id1454117104 and leave a rating and a review, and share it with us...

There's a Dildo in the Dishwasher! Pancake discovers a dildo in Christopher Robin's dishwasher, and Yolo comes clean about how ladies landscape their pussies.

Pancake has a very specific person he wants to be 'When He Grows Up', shocker - 'It's Mister Rogers', and Christopher Robin hides who he really wants to be. Yolo has a sexy Barbie house with orgies. 

Songs from Styx, Daft Punk, and Mister Rogers. 

This episode is brought to you by Johnny Five's Robot Brothel. 

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Fac...

We've got bush! We've got bush! Nerds Pancake and Robin convince Yolo to sit in on their classic Fishbowl bit and she picks the 1984 Classic 'Revenge of the Nerds' starring the guy who died jerking off, Christopher Robin (aka Curtis Armstrong), and Goose from Top Gun. 

On the B side the trio reboots a segment from last season, now dubbed, 'You've Got the Look', with a twist - the celebrity look alike has to be a cartoon, or the opposite sex. Christopher Robin becomes Bob from Bob's Burgers; Pancake morphs into Daniel Son's mom from the Karate K...

My Dad died. So this is a tribute to him, and I apologize for the audio quality on the A side, but also I don't really give a fuck. My father was a great storyteller, and we have the one about Oprah in a porno, and the infamous Chrysler Cordoba told from a bar in Fort Wayne Indiana. 

Christopher Robin and I do a Fishbowl of The Blues Brothers, which my Dad was an extra in; about 10 hours before he died. This was a really tough episode for me to get through, but it's a tribute to m...

Houston - we have a problem. The new Vintage Atari Computer Fishbowl system turns gay for Tom Cruise, and the boys have to make a pivot on-the-fly from Days of Thunder to Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Pancake and Robin seem to know a lot about this one, and extend the episode to match the awesomeness of the 1982 Amy Heckerling classic. They discuss the merits of Phoebe Cates's tits, and Mike Damone's five point plan. 

On the B side, Yolo Monte Cristo joins Pancake and Robin for a new bit called, 'Back to The Grinder', the crew d...

Beer is for breakfast, drink or be gone! In this extended episode of The SoCool Podcast; Pancake, Robin, and Yolo are back with the 'For the Publicity' game. There are some tough choices made; as Pancake and Yolo choose to fuck dead Burt Reynolds for entirely different motives, Pancake makes a completely offensive joke about Peter Dinklage (he's sorry), and Christopher Robin takes it one step too far with headless Muammar Gaddafi.

On the B side, the boys tackle another gay Tom Cruise movie, 1988's Worst Picture, Cocktail, and Pancake suspects that there might be some issues...

In Episode Deuce of Season 2 of The SoCool Podcast, Pancake gets an attitude adjustment from the Devil; Robin bombs on the Two Jokes segment by writing the longest jokes on the worst subjects, and Yolo Monte Cristo gets a sexy proposition from a guy named Louie on the 708-928-5015 show hotline.

This episode is sponsored by Ku Klux Clams, with music by Van Halen and The Charlie Daniels Band.  

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for...

We're back for Season 2 of SoCool Podcast! Can Pancake and Robin resolve their differences about the Fishbowl? Will Yolo Monte Cristo finally get paid? This episode features the dramatic conclusion of the fight between Pancake and Robin that ended Season One, as they find themselves fighting each other in court. Robin spends $8000 on an old Atari 800XL computer that's 'locked out' of the internet to secure the integrity of the Fishbowl. Pancake spends a ton of money on Gucci shoes and sunglasses. And the boys do a Fishbowl using the new system for the movie Top Gun. 

C...

We’re excited to be back for Season 2 of the SoCool Podcast! Pancake, Robin, and Yolo have plenty of sexy fun for everyone. Follow us on Facebook.com/SoCoolPodcast, Subscribe and rate us on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify and Stitcher. Sext us at 708-928-5015 or email theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

The SoCool Podcast is performed and written by: Jerry Pancake, Christopher Robin, and Yolo Monte Cristo. Extra Special thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for producing this season!

All the commercials, none of the content! Here are the commercials from Season 1 of the SoCool Podcast. 

Betten Chevrolet, Cords & Swords, Mike T's, El Duce's, Jimmy's Chicago Heights, Steely Dan's Pawn Shop, Ass Cream, and Sledgehammer Steinberg Law are all in this special collection! If you haven't listened to our first full 8 Episodes please subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts. 

Stay subscribed for bonus episodes and teasers for (hopefully) Season 2. Thank you for listening!

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