The Slaptail Squad
He's the Beaveman, a sarcastic, angry, Army veteran who is full of guarded optimism and a love of comedy. His counterpart, the Swan, is the Padmé to his Darth Vader, the Evil-Lyn to his Skeletor, and the destroyer of fun. Together they use the podcast as a method of increasing their power and skills with both the light and the dark side of the force. They are joined by fellow squad members the Trailer Park Monster/Dark Lord of Brown-Town JD Hutchins, the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy Nolan Johncock, and a rotating cast of friends of the show. When the...
Spotlight on GD's insane poop
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The Squad welcomes certified forensic humorist GD Fenderson, pride of Maryland and the recipient of the most coveted of...awards.
The Beaveman will be joining GD for his show, "Spotlight on Insanity," at the Wealthy Theatre in Grand Rapids Michigan on April 4, 2026. See the link below for tickets. You can also stream on Plauzzable.com.
So they probably talk about the show this entire episode right? Right? Wrong.
They talk about the dangers of, you guessed it, sanitation. Or in this case, poop.
What a surprise.
Put the taint in the tank to safeguard it from aliens
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This week the squad gets right into it with a case out of Tecumseh Michigan. Swan summarizes the case of accused plaintiff, innocent until proven guilty, Dale Warner charged with the murder of his wife. News flash, he's this weeks POS. Think he did it? Beaveman is pretty convinced.
Then Drippy Steve brings the heat with an interesting mystery of the missing House Majority leader Thomas Hale Boggs in October of 1972. Aliens, plane crash, or did these folks pop smoke and get out of dodge to protect their anonymity for some other r...
Tricophytons assemble to pee on a stone in a National Park
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This week the Swan presents two true crime stories featuring two colossal pieces of dooky. Friggin geniuses. Truly some interesting cases, we think, we can't be sure because we were interrupting her and joking around the whole time. The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, Nolan Johncock, returns to wow the squad with a story about making phosphorous out of pee pee. Seems legit.
Drippy Steve takes the stage and once again, takes a super interesting topic and makes it boring. WTF. Is this guy going to fill us in on this Alien/U...
Family annihilating fruit bats travel through time causing Nipah virus
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It's the trinity of power this week. You guessed it, Beaveman, Swan, and JD bring the idiocy and the fun this week.
Swan starts us off with, "This Weeks POS," as the trial of extended family/family annihilator Paul Caneiro comes to an end. He definitely qualifies as a POS. Hope he gets fitted with a sundress. She then transitions to a story about a local Grand Rapids, Michigan man who also annihilated his family. WTF, another POS.
The Dark Lord of Browntown introduces some interesting theories about time that co...
Beads, Beans, Boobs, Vampires, and Voodoo
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Beaveman and Swan return from New Orleans with videos to share and knowledge to impart. Joined by that broad from the eastside of the state, (the claw queen) Kate Dore, they have a fun little chat about what New Orleans has to offer.
Ever wonder how you get beads these days in NOLA?
Are the Red Beans and rice epic? Are boobs abundant? Should you fear the Vampires? Do you have preconceived notions about Voodoo?
Well, you probably won't get many correct answers from the Beaveman, but he's go...
I think there's a screwworm on my Ringdocus
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This week the squad unites for a typical idiotic chat session. Right out the gate, the Swan aka energy vampire and destroyer of fun, bores the crap out of the squad with her very long crime report. You cannot expect the squad to listen intently. It's like 5th grade English class all over again. The Beaveman brings it hard with Not So Grand Rounds. This week, he covers that flesh eating New World Screwworm, complete with pictures. Then Drippy Steve blows it. Of course he does. His idea of telling us his plan to...
Swan's Food Aggression Disorder
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On this week's episode, we dive into Swan's Food Aggression Disorder.
Swan brings us this week's crime report written by our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot. The case of the Tik Tok Murders of James and Kristin Brock from Carrollton, Georgia on February, 20, 2025.
The Squad takes the Binge Eating Disorder Questionnaire together - giving their honest answers and the kind of self-realization you didn't ask for but probably needed. It's part comedy, part group therapy, and 100% typical Slaptail chaos.
Play along at home and learn something about yourselves - Ma...
The Nose Knows Sharks
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The Squad unites this week for a fun weekly chats with our friends around the world. Steven is overly aggressive immediately which seems to rub off on the Swan.
Swan brings us the crime report as written by our resource on the, "ground," Angela Tripsalot. This one is super interesting but of course, the Squad makes fun of tragedy. That's how you get through it. Gallows humor baby! This is a report a case out of Virginia that involves accusations that a former IRS agent conspired with his au pair, Juliana Peres M...
The Peanut King Defeats the Fiery Dragon
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The Squad unites to share their collective idiocy with the world.
The Swan brings us true crime out of Columbus, Ohio. A developing story of the tragic murder of loving parents who leave their two children behind. A suspect is in custody. Yeah, pretty sure he did it. We're going to go out on a limb here. Our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot will continue to provide us with updates on this developing, sad story.
JD gives us a history of the dragon in different cultures, tying directly into the Beaveman's c...
The Fiery Serpent of Pleiades lives in Beaveman's Pants
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It's another great episode. Bringing comedy to the world while it burns around you. Gotta do your part to make people smile.
This week Steven whines about his pathetic comedy career. Stop doing bringer shows! This isn't 1986. Pay your comedians you worthless comedy club.
The Beaveman talks about being sleepy. Stay tuned for that one man show.
This weeks POS is brought to you by the Swan. Stay tuned for updates from our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot. She's going to have to be on the case now since Swa...
A Parrot Walks Into an Oyster Bar in Anaheim
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This week on the Slaptail Squad, the trinity of power unite! Witness the power of three as they podcast.
We start off with a tragic story from, you guessed it, Florida. Just another family annihilator wannabe. Can people just take themselves out instead of those around them?
Then the Beaveman keeps it coastal and presents yet another gross condition, infections with Vibrio Vulnificus. Don't eat that!
JD recounts reports of ghostly encounters at the happiest place on earth, and Swan brings us home with you guessed it, dumb jo...
Tiny Ticks, Tiny Parachutes, Tiny Shovels
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It's the last episode of 2025! On this episode the Beaveman presents one of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories out there. The belief that Lyme Disease was created in a lab on Plum island at the Plum Island Animal Disease Center. I mean, let's not just assume that Lyme Disease has been around for thousands of years. That would be ridiculous. It's clearly a biological weapon created by an evil genius in order to wreak havoc on the battlefield by causing a rash and vague symptoms like fatigue and joint disease weeks to years after...
Remembering the gifts Rob Reiner gave us
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This week the Beaveman talks about all the fond memories he has of the life changing gifts that legendary director Rob Reiner gave to the world.
The Swan shares her memories as well and they have a light hearted discussion about their love of The Princess Bride and Stand By Me specifically, as well as Beaveman's new crush on 40-something Kathy Bates.
They are joined by Drippy Steve who is younger than the Beaveman and Swan. So he gets an education about all the pop culture references throughout the decades th...
Is that a Cotard piloting that UAP?
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This week on the Slaptail Squad, Drippy Steve teaches us how to correctly identify a UAP, we learn about the developing story of young Rebecca Park, the Beaveman presents Cotard syndrome, and Swan tells some of the worst jokes they have ever heard.
Every wonder if you should report that UAP? Is it a UAP? Well, get ready for Drippy "the Necrophile" Steve to drop some knowledge.
It's the crime report and this one is brutal. Follow this developing story about Rebecca Park. Let's hope her memory gets the justice i...
Dutch Alien Hands Walk the Dog
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The Squad unites and welcomes the Minddog himself, Matt Nappo, to the show to hang out and join in the idiocy that is the Slaptail Squad.
Did you know there is a medical condition where your hand can do its own thing, beyond your control? Sounds kinky right? Wrong you weirdo. It is an actual condition known as Alien Hand Syndrome. Want to see the video the Beaveman made? Send us a message or check slaptailnation.com under comedy videos.
The Swan brings us a little bit of crime news, th...
Drippy Steve Goes to War with a Douchebag
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What a fun episode. The squad gets unsolicited information from Steven about his sex life, which coincidentally, fits very well with the Beaveman's, "Not So Grand Rounds." Should it drip? An age old question.
This week on extraterrestrial time, Steven proves he is unprepared, and Nolan does the same on Weird History. Good thing no one is paying these guys.
The traffic report is read with the finesse of a machete chopping up a wild boar, and the Swan delivers a decent segment of dumb jokes.
The podcast was...
Orbs and Lizardmen make their final stand in Thermopylae
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Technical difficulties plague the squad from the get go, leading to some rather mid-quality sound from Nolan, but they power through. At least, sort of. That non-beard growing Indiana potato decides he has to make in the middle of the podcast. This only infuriates the Beaveman and Nolan more. They still have a fun chat with each segment with the poor Beaveman covering his segment, plus Swan's and JD's. He gives it his best, but he is no substitute. It's extraterrestrial time, the Lizard man of South Carolina, deciding where you want to make...
Underwater Parrots Love Feet
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The Squad assembles to bring you their own brand of idiocy. Ever wonder what a USO is? If so, you have most likely come to the wrong place. Steven "the roll on" Amish Potato brings us the hot topics in all things extraterrestrial this week. Is it extraterrestrial or is it terrestrial? If it's underwater, is it aquatic?
Beaveman talks about the difference between a foot fetishistic disorder and a foot kink/interest/fetish. Unfortunately, he assumed the squad was intelligent and would get it. They did, eventually, after he explained it a...
Alien Brave Sexual Disorders in Traffic
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On this week's episode, the Squad unites and things get weird... even for us. Extraterrestrial things - Steven basically talks about aliens and basically says basically 47 times. (We didn't actually count, but you can if you want to). Nolan does a book report on the historical accuracy of the movie Braveheart. Swan joins us from the Slaptail Nation Chopper with a highly informative, completely serious, definitely-not-ripped-from- The Matrix traffic report. Then, Beaveman takes a sharp left turn into the wild world of compulsive sexual behavior (because why wouldn't we)? Swan once again attempts to bring...
Ivy's Paranormal Beaver
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The Squad unites to have a paranormal talk with Ivy Supersonic.
Is it all paranormal talk. Of course not. Something odd happens. Is it just a recording error, most likely, or could it be the presence of Ivy's father throughout the interview? Wanting to believe, the squad leans toward the paranormal. The scientist in Beaveman wins out in the end. Most likely this is a recording error. Possibly Ivy had more than one window open on her browser, perhaps there was interference from her phone. A ghostly voice at 1:25:55 saying her name, o...
Small hands with drones, fencing, and bad jokes
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Another fun episode as the squad unites. Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz joins the squad with the latest extraterrestrial buzz. The Beaveman professes his love for little people. That guy really likes the ladies for sure. Nolan tells us about an amazing female fencer and the Swan destroys yet another traffic report. The Swan doesn't disappoint on her second segment. She really can ruin a joke. Join us weekly for another idiotic episode.
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Eyelashes on a Moose, or a Sphere on a Haunting
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Beaveman demonstrates once again that his medical topics focus on his love of women. Can that guy focus on anything else? No worries, the Swan delivers a fun story about a Moose on the loose, Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz rolls in with information about the Buga sphere, and JD hits us with some paranormal activity. Oh, and the Ronz is there to make it cringy. That's why we don't give him a segment. It's a fun time and they wrap it up with Swan's fun new segment where she tells jokes badly. She doesn't...
Don't Sun Your Bum
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The Squad unites to bring you another ridiculous episode. Well, all of us except JD. Thanks a lot kids. Kids ruin podcasts. Anyway. Ronz steps in, or does he? Nope, he has Lil Powdered Donut sit in.
On this episode they cover such topics as: perineum sunning, the oldest dynasty, a terrible traffic report, a North Carolina cryptid, and of course, dumb jokes with Swan. Done in true Slaptail Squad fashion with lots of interjections and side tracked conversations. Thanks for taking part in our collective idiocy.
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Rome, Annabelle, Traffic, Ozempic Vulva and Bad jokes with Swan
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The title says it all. The Squad transitions to an actual goofy format. Want to hear some weird history? Nolan's got you covered. Miss the Monsters Lair, we do too, but you can get a tiny taste from the Trailer Park Monster himself, the Dark Lord of Brown Town, JD Hutchins. Have you ever wanted to hear local traffic with all the enthusiasm of Ben Stiller doing a dry eye commercial? No, me either, but Swan has it covered. Of course you want to hear about medical topics with the Beaveman, who wouldn't? As...
Mothman Fest with the Squad and JD in person!!!!!!!
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It's a bucket list weekend. JD Hutchins is onsite with the squad all the way from Fresno, CA. It's a great adventure starting with JD's flight getting screwed up, rush tattoos for the Beaveman and JD, a comedy show where the Beaveman performs, then an overnight drive to Ohio, about 30 minutes from Point Pleasant WV.
Do we have more recordings? No. The squad consisting of a very high Nolan Johncock and Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz attempt to podcast while interviewing JD, Swan, and Beaveman. But guess what? It didn't record. No worries, i...
Plans change
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The plan: play clips of old shows and talk about what we remember, make fun of how we responded, sounded, etc.
That would have worked out well, had the Beaveman not recorded sound bytes over the clips on the mixer.
Oh well, we adapted and overcame. What did we even talk about. Let's see, Ronz updated us and then somehow we started talking about the military and the Beaveman's time as an Airborne Infantry Paratrooper. It was a fun little chat.
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God Shazammit!
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Beaveman, Doc, and guest Skylar discuss the latest Superhero movie Shazam! Doc reaches into his old bag of knowledge and compares the 1970's tv show to the most latest version of Shazam. Beaveman and Skylar have some laughs and also marvel over heights of Superhero actors in the movies and talk a little bit about Star Wars. They even share some mistakes. Hey, they are idiots. Enjoy!Support the show
Real people, real stories
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In this episode of Beaveman and the Doc, the Beaveman does his first interview with an old high school, lifelong friend Rick Woodman. He successfully proves that everyone has a story. The seemingly mundane is not necessarily mundane. Please listen, enjoy, and share!Support the show
Regrets
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The Beaveman reflects on his hopes and dreams as a young man and some of the choices he made. It's comedic introspection. The Doc laments all the pussy he lost out on.Support the show
Can I Get Measles With A Side Of Polio Please
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We talk about the increase in measles cases in the United States. Why did this happen? Why are people so scared of vaccines? We also get side-tracked and talk about subjects that loosely relate to our topic. It isn't a serious podcast. The Beaveman also tries out some of his interview questions on the Doc. Remember, we are just two idiots discussing a topic and giving our opinions. Enjoy the episode!Support the show
Real People, Real Stories- Tromondae
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My good friend Tromondae steps foot into the Renegade Beaver studio for some podcast interviewing. He relates stories about his upbringing and answers some of the Beaveman's serious and silly questions. As always, Beaveman and the Doc is an explicit content podcast. It is entertainment. We are not out to change the world. We are here to have fun. If you are easily butt hurt, it may not be the podcast for you. Just have fun. That's what life is about. Enjoy!Support the show
Tick Talk with the idiots
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It's Tick talk with Beaveman and the Doc. Time for the government to scare everyone and instead of doing something useful they spread fear. The idiots express their opinions on this particular subject.Support the show
Prison Scares The Beaveman
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The Beaveman loves documentaries. Sometimes they scare him. He relates his unrealistic fear of going to prison for commiting a crime he is unaware of or being wrongly convicted for a crime he did not commit. Beaveman recommends the documentary, "Survivors Guide to Prison." They also express their classic idiotic opinions on immigration.Support the show
The 1967 Bombing In Marshall Michigan, Part One
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This podcast episode is dedicated to my favorite podcast, "The Last Podcast on the Left." Aliens, monsters, true crime, magic, they discuss it all! Thank you guys for all the entertainment you have provided. In 1967, the small town of Marshall, Michigan was rocked by an explosion in a tiny cafe, brutally killing one of its owners. Beaveman, the Swan, Tromondae, and paper Doc discuss the crime, major players, and evidence in part one. Who did it and why? So many questions remain unanswered. Enjoy episode one and stay tuned for part two. Also, at the...The 1967 Bombing In Marshall Michigan, Part Two
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The Swan, Tromondae, and the Beaveman, along with paper Doc dive back into the 1967 Bombing. A suspect is finally identified, the evidence is gathered, and the trial gets underway. Join them for the conclusion of this true crime podcast dedicated to , "The Last Podcast on the Left," Beaveman's favorite podcast.Support the show
Should I Bleach My Butthole
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The Swan joins the Beaveman and Paper Doc for this episode. It's question and answer time, Beaveman style. The Swan does a pretty good job of thinking on her feet. Topics like sitting to pee versus standing, what to do if you stain the toilet at a friend's house and what you would smuggle into prison are just some of the fun discussion points.Support the show
Beaveman And The Doc Episode 22, Dark Web
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Separated by nearly two thousand miles, Beaveman and the Doc catch up and discuss the dark web, the weather, and Doc's educational pursuits.Support the show
Beaveman And The Doc, Episode 23, Trolls Suck! Shout to Poland!
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The idiots discuss Internet trolls and the personality traits they may share as determined by researchers in the field of psychology. We learn that Doc doesn't trust statistics and that erections may occur at the strangest times.Support the show
The Kill Team Beaveman And The Doc
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Beaveman and the Doc discuss the documentary, "The Kill Team." Beaveman reflects on what it meant to him to be an Infantryman and his extreme disgust for the men who profess to share that distinction with him. The Doc offers insight.Support the show
It's A Flashback From Our Original Podcast Attempt In 2014
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Here it is. The original podcast attempt from 2014. It's pretty offensive so be warned. I had a good laugh listening to it.Support the show
