MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

Sumo used to be a handyman and worked on crazy houses built into cliffs.

It should be a law that businesses have to accept cash.

Money is debt and has no value outside of taxation. Taxes are redemptive, when you pay taxes the money disappears.

Your taxes don’t actually pay for anything.

You have to earn money before you spend it. The government spends it first, then gets it back.

The original purpose of writing was for accounting.

A coincidence of wants, debt precedes money.

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We’re doing it again! War in the Middle East that is.

Semitic scrutinizing and jumpstarting the eschaton.

Sumo loves the Jews.

Americans are insane blood thirsty lunatics.

Dispensationalism.

At least the Muslims care about Christ.

Jewish history lesson and Hebrew language lesson.

Read the book of Galations.

People don’t have taste and people should make sense.

Word Repair Service part 2, faith vs fear, slavery never actually went away, eternal security.

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Janice Joplin, the L.A. riots, you can’t deport people en masse, America loves slavery.

What you should do, if you really want to win.

You have to think like a psychopath to get how America works.

Europe and Canada aren’t as good at being slave owners as America.

Re-writing the Epstein narrative.

The Elon and Trump cat fight.

Sumo’s Nephilim deformities.

Profiting from stock dips like what just happened with Telsa.

This is a vibe-run podcast.

The death...

Brad Kelly’s background and why he left the Art of Darkness podcast.

Tolkien and his lack of character development.

The hero’s journey post World War 2, Catholic vs Protestant stories.

The Internet as the printing press times a hunded.

Grammar used to be different.

Stock market astrology, the Age of Aquarius, the world ended in 2012.

Cave spelunking stories.

Post burning man depression.

Godward does a card trick.

Kavi’s Korner

Who were the Nephilim, where were they m...

Seriah Azkath Interview

Lost civilizations and cycles of collapse, ghost photos, hypnosis is not a memory recovery tool despite what you may have heard.

Liminality experiences.

The pre-Internet world.

Infrared light and why it’s so hard to photograph paranormal phenomena.

UFO sightings.

The world is made out of language.

Water erosion on the Sphinx and Graham Hancock.

Everyone has at least one paranormal story.

After the Interview

The origin of Seriah Azkath’s name.

Tiger King Interview

What it’s like being in jail with Ted Kaczynski.

What were the charges?

Political ambitions

Severed tiger heads in the court room.

Deportations

How Joe got started with tigers and exotic animals.

Employee injuries.

Dealing with tragedy and how to enjoy life.

Religion and Joe’s connection with God.

Paranormal experiences, orbs and ghosts.

The Rest of the Episode

Bonding over miso soup, Sumo’s mad at Cassan...

Matthew’s ghost hunting origin story and personal landmark cases.

How to use technology and radio waves to communicate with ghosts.

Tesla and Edison’s “Ghost phones.”

Spirits existing as electromagnetic frequencies.

Taunting ghosts and how Sumo wants to get into a physical fight with a demon.

The ghost of Henry Dickson and the Big Tunnel.

The Hitchiker Phenomenon, the Estes Method and how to get started with ghost hunting.

The religious community is allergic to spirits being real. The Catholic church should be at the fore...

Number stations, what are they? Listening to some recordings.

Austin Metcalf, Sumo doesn’t like Texas, curated reality, faux outrage.

Psy-ops always have tells.

Using twins is the perfect way to fake things.

Even if it’s fake, it’s real.

Sumo’s adventures with a real-life black man, and stickers.

Being mad is easier than being happy.

The system is not in control, you are.

Rule #1: They always have to tell you. The devil can never lie, one-eye symbolism.

How money wo...

Sumo goes and meets Elvis in real life (allegedly).

Arkansas geology, Magnet Town, Elvis’s career and Bob Joyce.

God and or the universe uses fake shysters to point you towards the real.

Are the ruins of Noah’s Ark in Turkey?

Hiding your power levels.

One of Elvis’s grandkids is mixed-race.

Most conspiracy stuff is third hand.

America is infinite, no one actually understands politics. Whatever your vision for America is, it’s way less than the fullness of how it actually is.

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Kavi’s thoughts on Jonah, Leviathan and how the Nephilim survived the flood.

Dragons in every ancient culture.

Modern day Nephilim and RH Negative blood.

A is for Adamski, UFO abductions and the Cherokee Indians.

Why has the Jew hate been allowed to increase over recent years?

Neville Lancelot Goddard, the Secret, American’s are still spiritually alive.

Joseph Smith, relics and the Shourd of Turin.

Don’t blackpill, work your own miracles, belief as a muscle.

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Comic book talk.

Jonah is an incredible story, Leviathan, the Great Fish.

Are the Conan the Barbarian stories actually real history?

Abraham was a minor warlord for awhile.

Behemoth and Leviathan, what are they?

Strange animal husbandry, hybrid bloodlines, giants in the Bible, why the Israelites wiped out entire tribes of people in the Promised Land.

Shape-shifting pigs.

David’s Mighty Men, how tall was Goliath actually? Cubits and measurement inaccuracies.

How did the giants survive the flood?

Gregarious forms, lion-faced me...

Chess lessons and black people speak a different language.

Godward’s thoughts on the conversation with MyFitnessFeelings from last week.

Benevolent dictatorship, trusting that your government doesn’t want to kill you, the noble lie.

The government is following an alchemical process.

The 4 phases of alchemy.

We love the jews.

Steelman arguments for lying to the public.

People want to be anxious and fearful.

Dentistry is fake.

You can become the expert now.

The point of bureaucracy is to dist...

Thank you to our supporters!

Sleep injuries, rock-climbing injuries, sumo injuries and the Chuck Norris total gym.

Covid retrospective, the most insane things people did, peak insanity, narrative inconsistencies and changing definitions.

The body as a cosmos of itself.

PCR tests, how they (don’t) work, trickery, playing with numbers.

Cult-like behavior and scapegoating.

Sympathizing with the elites.

Talking about Trump and Elon.

UFO encounters as a substitute for war, alien species and what is really going on?

Soul Radio episode 3.

It’s time for the United States to stop caring about Europe.

America doesn’t do philosophy.

Taking over Greenland.

Wars in non-white countries, no one cares or even knows it’s happening.

Paratroopers, crazy people in the African military running around wearing wedding dresses and eating people.

Interview with Duke of Alba about the current situation in Europe.

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How do siphons work?

How do mirrors work?

Explanations that make 100% sense but aren’t true.

Be comfortable looking stupid.

Sumo’s new favorite grifter.

Sumo’s adventures with window blinds and abandoned mines.

There’s no free speech in Europe.

Sumo is podcasting from the fringe and must hit a button every hour or the podcast dies.

A.I. short stories, human bodies are mind-bogglingly complex.

There’s an alarming...

It’s always the Super Bowl.

Predictive programming, statistics, gambling on sports, sports are too optimized now and it’s too easy to influence the results of the game.

DOGE and ridiculous government spending.

Catholic churches trafficking refugees.

“Mexicans are like cats.” -Sumo 

Sumo grosses out the audience.

Mount Vesuvius and Pompeii, using A.I. to allegedly read old burned scrolls, how the light spectrum works, Giga Electron Volt Beams!

Replacing government workers with A.I.

If Elon has the technology to “read” ancient scrol...

Did Bilbo Baggins cheat? Changing the rules of the game.

The New Jersey UFO/drone sightings are still happening, lots of weird stuff, mass hysteria.

Making mistakes, making things bad on purpose, consent harvesting.

Elon Musk’s Nazi salute.

Saying things you don’t believe.

Donald Trump is King of the World!

If you play the game, you lose the game.

Project Stargate’s shiny new A.I. powered MRNA vaccines.

That Hideous Strength.

Was Sam Altman decapitated and frozen in ice? S...

The end of the world as we know it.

Tik Tok and how social media sites work, servers are expensive, why did Vine fail?

The Mystical American Patriots Society is the most banned podcast. The written word and audio seem to be mostly allowed but nothing else.

Trump as Caesar and the end of the republic.

Trump launches his $TRUMP meme coin. Cryptocurrency scams, usages, Hawk-Tuah girl did nothing wrong.

The North American Union is back but now it’s based.

Nobody has any beliefs about anything at...

Everything that’s happened this year so far.

Fake in the Real and Real in the Fake.

Weird names again, we’re allowed to dislike Muslims again.

The Trump Hotel Cybertruck explosion. How do you join ISIS?

War with Iran, war with China. We’re due for some boundary redrawing, trying to get to Greenland.

Six Degress of Hitler and family Hitler stories.

Flashback!

Joshua Cutchin Interview

Joshua Cutchin’s character arc and his first supernatural encounter.

The sanitorium ghost hu...

Being a white person in Asia is pretty awesome.

Elon Musk’s pro-immigration tweets, Vivek doesn’t have good genes, he studied all the time and didn’t have a life.

H1B Visas, being honest about wanting to have slaves, doing slavery in a better way.

Slavery vs abortion.

Slavery works.

“Slavery is an amazing technology.” -Sumo

Integration, multi-ethnic empires, bringing back fraternal organizations but not in a Satanic way.

Discussing the shape of the Earth. Snipers having to account for the Coriolis Effect, eclipses d...

Cheering on murder, how insurance works, alternative solutions, money problems.

Hyperventilating about the bad, the fuel Babylon runs on, people are animals who need to be managed and controlled.

Be grateful for the system when you don’t have an alternative solution.

Carl Jung’s Undiscovered Self book.

Revolutions never work, the elites always get away.

Look at the good and begin to get free.

The plight of the individual in modern society, averages and bridging the left-right gap.

Things have a proper place and shou...

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

Conservatives always lose, even when they win. They also don’t support anything.

Mixing religion with war-time propaganda, people are more resistant to psy-ops now.

The insanity of the past, nothing is new under the sun, every generation is the same.

The Andrews Sisters, the Puritans, everything we’re complaining about now was happening before.

Just don’t talk about it.

Military drag shows, the real reason for women in combat roles, practical and moral objections.

Rolling the clock...

The Mike Tyson/Jake Paul boxing match, everything is not real.

The non-disclosure agreement of the cosmos. The Book of Job, the Parable of the Wheat and Tears, too much light and purity.

Maybe the passions of the flesh are what keeps the game going.

Death is the grand joke and every story needs an antagonist.

Horace Finkelstein Interview

Politics and immigration in Canada, Indians and Filipinos, the Sikh community and Sikh Zionists.

Why is Canada so left-wing?

Celebrities always threatening to flee...

The Elections!

Martial arts, Aikido, numerology and symbolism.

Predictions for Trump’s next term in office, a new World Fair, Trump is the new Caesar.

The purpose of a system is what it does.

Liberal tears, love your enemy and why the Illuminati is good.

Winning the big fight.

Ending Music:

Spiritual State (Tribe Special Edition Mix) by Nujabes

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Bigfoot, time loops, the apocalypse and Tucker Carlson gets mauled by a demon.

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Joshua Cutchin Synchro-mysticism and Bigfoot
Future Fossils: Eric Wargo on Time Loops: Precognition, Retrocausation and the Unconcious
Trialogue: The Apocalypse, with Terence McKenna and Ralph Abraham
Tucker Carlson: I was mauled by a demon! Exclusive clip from Christianities documentary

Music

Love by Barb Walters
Stay With Me, Night Tempo Groove, by Miki Matsubara
Million Miles Away (Edit) by Milk Talk & Vantage
It's Raining Men - Arnold Schwarzenegger...

Godward recommends unemployment.

Talking about an anonymously written blog post about hyper reality. What do weird rules in the Old Testament mean? Waiting for the messiah to fulfill prophecies in 2024. How people tell history and what is relevant?

One of the greatest first sentences ever conceived in a novel.

How did prophecy ever become part of the Biblical canon? What do all the strange details in stories in the Bible mean?

The problem with Post-Modernism, America is polytheist, how do we know that the selection of facts passed down is any...

Sumo discusses the hurricane, why right-wingers and truthers are begging for FEMA camps, how the economy works, how taxes work and how foreign aid works.

Don't be a victim!

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Modern Pulp

Did Ashville North Carolina deserve to be flooded?

What has Ruckus been up to?

The first American to use the suicide pods in Switzerland. Killing yourself like a man, you should have to earn suicide.

Talking about the Jews, being in combat with God, caterpillars are stupid.

Black Hebrew Israelites.

Sumo really likes shoes.

Oil, pastor Lindsey Williams, have any resources ever actually ran out? We live in a realm of infinite abundance. There’s no such thing as peak oil.

Boston Dynamics is a fa...

The events of 70 A.D. and why don’t Christians know more about this?

Did Jesus already return?

Reforming Judaism after 70 A.D. and the temple was destroyed. Why did the Romans persecute early Christians?

How to explain prophecy and living during the end of the world.

Dispensationalism, Elijah and John the Baptist, sci fi stories about the Apostle John.

The Tartaria connection, free energy and lost technology, Satan’s “Little season,” the “Dark Ages” and the “Enlightenment.”

Evidence for the whole Tartaria theory: the mudflood, the great fires, war...

Is Elvis still alive and working as a pastor in Arkansas?

They’re eating the cats! Haitian immigrants in Springfield Ohio, Sumo angers all of Twitter (again), eating dirt (medicinally), recolonizing Haiti and maybe white people really should be replaced.

9/11, predictive programming in dollar bills, tv shows and media.

There’s a dark power in the world like something from a fantasy novel.

Building 7, free-fall speed, dustification, blind eye symbolism, dancing Israelis.

Endless 9/11 rabbit holes.

There has to be a dark power behind all this, nothing else coul...

Mandolins and missing fingers, the human body has more healing power than we think.

Alternative medicine, America is built on scams, Sumo’s acupuncture adventures.

The history of chiropractic.

Sumo’s law argument with William of Fenoli. Sumo is a chiropractor of law. Where does authority come from? Contracts with the government and sovereign immunity.

Sumo’s going to heal your problems with authority with metaphorical needles.

Getting consent first, self-enforced laws, opting out of laws and the corresponding benefits, getting mad at your own choices.

Phantom Limb S...

Scientific folklorism, the UFO phenomenon and the owl aspect of the greater mystery.

Synchronicities, camping and owl stories.

Psychic grizzly bears.

Mike’s abductee experience story.

Speculations about how owls are connected to UFOs, screened memories and spiritual transformations after UFO encounters.

Owl patterns with UFOs, meditation, psychedelics, shamanic initiations, and death.

The owl connection with highly charged human experiences, no owl connection with near death experiences though.

What does Mike’s abduction experience mean?

Post interview and UFO discussion.

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