The Ben Maller Show
When the moon comes out, Ben Maller emerges with the most compelling overnights in sports talk radio. One of the original sports bloggers, Maller brings his token sarcasm, informative insight and stimulating opinions to sports fans each evening, while taking calls from listeners nationwide.
The Fifth Hour: The Gremlin Manifesto
Ben Maller gets you ready for the Comic-Con for people with insomnia, otherwise known as the Maller Meet & Greet in Las Vegas—because apparently strangers from overnight radio gathering in a bar is considered a social event. Plus, Ben unveils The Gremlin Manifesto, a tale as old as technology itself. After another romantic dance with the tech gods ended with equipment going haywire, Ben was forced to launch a one-man counterinsurgency from the old country. Nothing dramatic, just a grown man fighting machines that are supposed to make life easier. Ben also produces dusty official, government-stamped paperwork. Yes, apparently th...
Ben Maller Show Best of the Week
Big Ben talks about Cam Ward's performance in the Titans preseason matchup against the Seahawks, 49ers owner Jed York getting arrested in a prostitution sting in Ohio, Maller's Mountain of Money: Sean Connery Edition, and more!
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Hour 1 - Not Ready Yet
Brian Noe is in for Ben Maller and talks about another lackluster performance from Raiders #1 overall draft pick QB Fernando Mendoza in a preseason loss to the 49ers, the best "I was there" moments in sports, too much car automation, and more!
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Hour 2 - Shutout & Shutdown
Brian Noe is in for Big Ben and talks about Braves ace Chris Sale throwing a complete game shutout to finish off a sweep of the Dodgers, the NFL eliminating the Pro Bowl but keeping the "Pro Bowler" honor, the Top 10 Hard Rock/Heavy Metal drummers, and more!
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Hour 3 - The Real MVP
Brian Noe is in for Ben Maller and talks about Shohei Ohtani being the real NL MVP despite all of the hype surrounding Cubs OF Pete Crow-Armstrong, how the NCAA offseason has been ruined with the drama surrounding the temporary restraining order, and more!
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Hour 4 - Missing the Mark
Brian Noe talks about a controversial commercial that got Callaway golf in hot water, a ranking of the most "watchable" teams in the NFL, Coop's Scoop on Entertainment, and more!
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Best of The Ben Maller Show
Brian Noe is in for Big Ben and talks about the latest underwhelming performance from Raiders QB Fernando Mendoza in Las Vegas's preseason finale, the Atlanta Braves sweeping the Dodgers after a complete-game shoutout from Chris Sale, the controversial Callaway ad, and more!
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Hour 1 - That Was Unexpected...
Ben Maller talks about online chatter that LSU's Lane Kiffin should be banned from college football for recruiting NFL players, TCU saying it's protecting a student-athlete; critics say it's punishing journalism, Raiders RB Ashton Jeanty posting a bible verse after his injury, and much more!
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Hour 2 - Bowled Over
Ben Maller talks about the NFL eliminating the Pro Bowl and what the official cause of death was for the game, his favorite scrapbook memories of the Pro Bowl, Bob Myers saying Philadelphia is the "hardest path" for LeBron, Maller to the Third Degree, and more!
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Hour 3 - Tales From the Bodycam
Ben Maller discusses if the bodycam video makes things worse for 49ers owner Jed York, if anyone is buying the "no fraud, no victim, no fire sale" triple play from Dodgers owner Mark Walter's company, who will win in the Jeanie Buss vs. siblings battle, #AskBen, and more!
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Hour 4 - The Great Reinvention
Ben Maller discusses if the Baltimore Ravens can win a Super Bowl with Lamar Jackson operating primarily from the pocket, which desperate franchise will embarrass itself the most chasing Mike Tomlin, reports saying Atlanta has "trepidation" about making Tua QB1, Fact or Fiction, and more!
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Best of The Ben Maller Show
Big Ben talks about reports that Lane Kiffin instigated the fifth-year lawsuit and actively recruited NFL players, the NFL eliminating the Pro Bowl game, Maller to the Third Degree, #AskBen, and more!
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Hour 1 - The Day After
Ben Maller talks about Kyle Shanahan talking about the impact of 49ers owner Jed York's arrest, if Jed York is facing serious punishment under the NFL's personal conduct policy, if the NFL has reached the point of too many alternate uniforms, and much more!
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Hour 2 - Stuck in a Purple Haze
Ben Maller talks about reports of J.J. McCarthy being on the auction block despite the Vikings not wanting to admit it, why anyone is surprised Dan Snyder vanished when NFL people spent years wishing he'd go away, the WNBA banning Enes Kanter Freedom, Maller to the Third Degree, and more!
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Hour 3 - Stopping the Train
Ben Maller talks about the SEC banning pro players returning to college to play and if it's officially the Lane Kiffin Rule, if Yankees skipper Aaron Boone is a good manager or simply Brian Cashman's security blanket, Brewers prodigy Cooper Pratt getting benched for not running hard, Too Much Or Not Enough, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, and more!
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Hour 4 - An Unpatriotic Move?
Ben Maller talks about how concerned New England should be that Christian Gonzalez is publicly calling negotiations "frustrating", Tom Brady wearing leather pants at age 49, the Commanders selling merch with the old Redskins logo, Password: Word Game of the Stars, and more!
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Best of The Ben Maller Show
Big Ben talks about Kyle Shanahan addressing Jed York's prostitution arrest to the media, the idea that J.J. McCarthy is now on the auction block for the Vikings, Maller to the Third Degree, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, Password: Word Game of the Stars, and more!
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Hour 1 - NFL Owners Do the Darndest Things
Ben Maller talks about 49ers CEO Jed York getting busted shopping for a hooker for $140 at an Ohio trailer park, what the biggest mistake is that Jed York made, what happens next in this dog and pony show in the WNBA, and more!
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Hour 2 - Big Day at the Factory
Ben Maller talks about Browns coach Todd Monken announcing Deshaun Watson as the starter and his explanation for doing so, how bad this decision makes Shedeur Sanders looks, Watson apologizing to the Cleveland fans, Maller to the Third Degree, and more!
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Hour 3 - A Real Snake Kind of Move
Ben Maller talks about Ketel Marte of the Diamondbacks going from leaving his manager feeling "betrayed" and then getting welcomed back into a "soft space", if Padres fans are being sold a bill of goods with all this "we're all in" talk from the new owners, Maller's Mountain of Money: Sean Connery Edition, and more!
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Hour 4 - Stay In Your Lane
Ben Maller talks about if LSU's Lane Kiffin's "rules are merely suggestions" approach makes him the perfect coach for modern college football, if Jalen Ramsey helping Joey Porter Jr.'s contract talks, the idea that Dodgers owner Mark Walter, GM Andrew Friedman, and Shohei Ohtani could all disappear, Cite the Bite, and more!Â
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Best of The Ben Maller Show
Big Ben talks about 49ers CEO Jed York getting busted for shopping for a hooker in an Ohio trailer park, Todd Monken announcing Deshaun Watson as QB1 for the Browns, Maller to the Third Degree, Maller's Mountain of Money: Sean Connery Edition, and more!
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Hour 1 - Skepticism Ward
Ben Maller discusses if Titans QB Cam Ward gets the "it's only preseason" hall pass or if he has lost that privilege after his rookie season, if the football gods are angry with the Seahawks with three major injuries in a week, the takeaways from Seahawks vs. Titans on FOX, and more!
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Hour 2 - Jump Ship?
Ben Maller talks about Pirates All-Star Paul Skenes schmoozing with Dodgers staffers, the latest setback for Giancarlo Stanton in the Bronx, Jacob Misiorowski being shocked by the small Brewers media contingent, Maller to the Third Degree, and more!
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Hour 3 - Back to School
Ben Maller talks about Browns TE Dae'Quan Wright being set to return to college with coach Lane Kiffin at LSU, Oregon coach Dan Lanning objecting to NFL rookies boomeranging back to college, Pats LB Robert Spillane saying he's irritated with Tom Brady, Insta-Advice Line, and more!
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Hour 4 - Elementary My Dear Watson
Ben Maller talks about Deshaun Watson saying Browns fans were "disrespectful" when they booed him, if Todd Monken is really going to ignore Deshaun Watson's comments, a Chinese robot beating Usain Bolt's world-record in the 100 meter dash, Maller Militia Feud, and more!
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Best of The Ben Maller Show
BIg Ben talks about Titans QB Cam Ward performing poorly against the Seahawks in the preseason and if he gets a hall pass, Deshaun Watson saying that Browns fans were disrespectful by booing him, Maller to the Third Degree, Insta-Advice Line, and more!
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The Fifth Hour: Robbie The Mariners Fan Mailbag!
The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller sets sail into the murky waters of the Sunday Mailbag, with Robbie the Mariners Fan riding shotgun as the fellas swashbuckle their way through another hodgepodge of listener questions. On the menu: a Mike & Dogs invasion of the Ben Maller Show, the great Starbucks relocation mystery, Fake News, and the comedy stylings of Lucky Tony. Also, doggy diets, Piggly Wiggly problems, automobiles with enough miles to qualify for Social Security, and living that sweet lake life. The boys visit the top human zoo on the planet, activate the Marlins Man hotline, investigate why...
The Fifth Hour: Tabernacle of The Chicken Finger With Eddie Garcia
Ben spills the exclusive details of his long-overdue power lunch with former radio sidekick Eddie Garcia — the who, what, where, when and why of the whole operation. It required the Army Corps of Engineers, some highly questionable Maller Math and enough travel to qualify as a Lewis & Clark expedition. The destination? The Tabernacle of the Chicken Finger, where Benny reveals exactly how much power 25+ years at Fox Sports Radio gets you. Spoiler: not much. Plus, we workshop the first-ever Milky Way NFL Draft featuring the Grays, Nordics, Insectoids and Reptilians. Which alien species goes No. 1 overall, and naturally, how do...
Ben Maller Show Best of the Week
Big Ben talks about Von Miller getting signed by the Cowboys, Dan Campbell advocating for replay monitors on the sideline, the NBA concluding their investigation and finding no wrong doing by Steve Ballmer with Kawhi Leonard, Maller's Mountain of Money: Edward Norton Edition, and more!
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The Fifth Hour: The Maller Matchmaker
One random night watching a Yankees and Orioles game somehow turned Ben Maller into the executive producer and kingpin of "The Maller Matchmaker: Friend Edition," a completely spontaneous and unnecessary adventure some 2,300-miles away from the People's Republic of California, co-starring Marlins Man and Sports With Coleman. Because when you see Marlins Man behind home plate, naturally the next move is to start meddling in people’s lives. Along the way, Ben plays the adult version of Where’s Waldo?, while Bob Uecker, Don King, Casey Kasem-style “long-distance dedications,” and the Pentagon somehow wander into the story. Sure, why not? Then...
Hour 1 - Fernand-UH-OH
Ben Maller talks about Raiders QB Fernando Mendoza's struggles against the Houston Texans in Week 2 of the preseason, Houston's hesitation to pay C.J. Stroud, why the NFL decided to pick the pockets of the Cowboys and Saints, and more!
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Hour 2 - Peekaboo!
Ben Maller talks about the odds that Ketel Marte returns to the Diamondbacks lineup in 2026, Marte liking social media posts saying he wants out of a D-Backs uniform, more problems for Dodgers owner Mark Walter, Maller to the Third Degree, and more!
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Hour 3 - Joe Cool
Ben Maller talks about Joe Burrow cranking up the expectations on the Bengals, why the Rams are not demanding an answer from Aaron Donald on his 2026 status, Paul Skenes being pissed at Pirates brass for giving him extra rest, Lame Jokes of the Week, and more!
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Hour 4- Fighting for the Right
Ben Maller talks about Red Sox 1B Wilson Contreras saying "smart fans" and "real fans" don't mind his lack of hustle, if Michael Kay is going to get called into the principal's office for saying the Yankees had an "offensive orgy", Coop's Scoop on Entertainment, Sports Jeopardy, and more!
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Best of The Ben Maller Show
Big Ben talks about the poor performance for Fernando Mendoza against the Houston Texans in Week 2 of the preseason, the pending return of Ketel Marte to the Diamondbacks after he went AWOL, Maller to the Third Degree, Lame Jokes of the Week, Coop's Scoop on Entertainment, and more!
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Hour 1 - Baltimore Boner
Ben Maller talks about the Orioles complaining after replay over-turned what would have been a go-ahead home run against the Yankees, comments from Diamondbacks GM Mike Hazen on Ketel Marte, if there's still some tread on the tires for Phillies lefty Nestor Cortes, and more!
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Hour 2 - The Other Diggs
Ben Maller talks about the Seahawks adding Trevon Diggs to their defensive backfield, former safety Louis Riddick ranting about lazy NFL players, sports TV ratings are being adjusted by Nielsen again, Maller to the Third Degree, and more!
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Hour 3 - Burgh Blues
Ben Maller discusses if the struggles of Pirates Paul Skenes is "just a slump", owner Steve Cohen's "State of the Mets GM Address", the proposal to have the NFL fine and discipline players for training camp brawls, #AskBen, and more!
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Hour 4 - Funny Seeing You Here
Ben Maller talks about A.J. Brown talking about Jalen Hurts as the Eagles and Patriots have a joint practice, the idea that Shedeur Sanders is getting a raw deal with the Browns, Vita Vea getting his contract extension, Fact or Fiction, and more!
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