Bropostles

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By: Ethan and Patrick

For Catholics who take their faith seriously (but not themselves).

Ep. 8 - You Don't Need Therapy
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Welcome back to Bropostles, the only podcast where two guys can give advice on witches and being the friend-zone.


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Ep. 7 - The S*x Episode
06/08/2025

Welcome to Bropostles, where this one's not for the kids! In this episode the boys give advice on a few sexual topics, and some extra stuff there too!


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Ep. 6 - The Problem With Catholic Schools
05/25/2025

In this episode of Bropostles, the boys give advice on how to ask people out, dating with an age gap, the problem with Catholic schools and more!


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Ep. 5 - You Don't Need A Spiritual Director
05/19/2025

Welcome back to Bropostles, in this epidsode, the boys go over some questions about Mary, the need for a spiritual director, and some ideas on drugs?


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Ep. 4 - He's moving in with his... fiancee's Mom?
05/11/2025

Welcome to Bropostles! In this episode, the boysgive some advice on age gaps in dating, how reliable the Gospel is and whether or not your relationship is moving too fast.


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Ep. 3 - Should You Lie On Your Dating Profile?
05/04/2025

Welcome to Bropostles! In this episode the boys talk about how to do speed dating, how to slide into someones DM's some advice on expenses and more!

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Ep. 2 - How Should You Mourn The Pope?
04/27/2025

Welcome to Bropostles the only podcast with two guys who were perhaps the biggest thing that happened in Catholicism this week. In this episode the boys give advice on how to mourn as a lay person for the Pope, how to flirt more and advice on how to live in your career.


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Ep. 1 - He Accidentally Asked Out 5 Girls
04/20/2025

Welcome to Bropostles, the only podcast that takes their faith seriously, (but not themselves) in this episode, the boys give advice on what to do when you're not interested in a guy but he keeps wanting to hangout with you, what to do if when there is a difference in emotion in a relationship and how to handle asking out 5 women at the same time...


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We're Ending the Crunch.
04/13/2025

Welcome to this podcast! The only podcast with two guys who are wanting to change something... In this episode, Ethan and Patrick help give advice on things such as contract law, attractiveness, handkerchief dropping and switching jobs.

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Should you delete your dating apps?
04/06/2025

Welcome to the Crunch: the only podcast that makes fun of people who just can't seem to get a date, while also giving them the best advice that they could ever hear! In this episode, the boys help let someone know if they should do a re-do date, they help someone out with figuring out what to do with their parents relationship and so much more!

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What should you talk about on a first date?
03/30/2025

Welcome back to the Crunch! The only podcast that has advice about your prayer lives and also about your dating lives! In this episode the boys help with knowing what to pray about, what to do if you like a co-worker and things to talk about on a first date.

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Are mixed-sex friend groups bad?
03/23/2025

Welcome to the Crunch: the only podcast that gives advice of all types! In this episode give some dating advice to someone dating a Greek Orthodox, and give some apologetics advice on the Saints.


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Is long distance flirting a good idea?
03/16/2025

Welcome back to the Crunch: the only podcast that has the best advice anyone could ask for! In this episode the boys help people who are flirting with people at different distances, what you are "allowed" to talk about in a budding relationship and how to find community if you are new to the Church.

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The Problem with Priests in Politics
03/09/2025

Welcome to the Crunch, the only podcast that needs your support! In this epsiode the boys talk about Lent, and how priests are getting involved in the wrong way with polititcs.

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Who was really on that Island...
03/02/2025

Welcome to the Crunch: the only podcast with guys who talk about stink bugs, their kids saying goofy things and what's up with the Epstein list.

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The Harsh Truth of Comedy - feat James Donald Forbes McCann
02/24/2025

Welcome to the Crunch! The only podcast that is great friends with James Donald Forbes McCann! In this episode the boys talk about how to be funny and some behind the scenes of what the comedy scene is really like.


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The Right is bringing people to Christ
02/16/2025

Welcome to the Crunch, the only podcast talking about how we need to be able to bring people to Christ regardless of how they get there. Also this episode they talk about the Super Bowl halftime and more!

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What if We put the Rizzler in a Time Machine?
02/09/2025

Welcome to the Crunch: the only podcast with two guys who can talk about dumb movies and the Rizzler and also talk about the current USAID idea and how beauty should be funded these days.

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The Local Good is More Important than you think
02/02/2025

Welcome to the Crunch, the only podcast with two guys talking about the idea of Subsidiarity and how we as Catholics are called to love those around us.


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Are the Bishops wrong about immigration?
01/26/2025

Welcome to the Crunch, the only podcast with two guys giving their thoughts on what the USCCB said about immigration and their thoughts on how the United States of America should act on the world stage.

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Who is responsible for your Salvation?
01/19/2025

Welcome to the Crunch, the only podcast where two guys talk abtou how people find it hard to recognize beauty and the differences in how Catholics and other Christians view the world.

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The vibes are shifitng
01/12/2025

Welcome to the Crunch, the only podcast with two guys talking about how culutre is taking a step back into a better place. Also some megafauna are involved...

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The Future of Online Catholicism
01/05/2025

Roman Catholicism needs to step up it's online game.


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Looking into 2025!
12/29/2024

Welcome to the Crunch, the only podcast that sets goals!


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I'm the most hated man on X
12/22/2024

Welcome to the Crunch, the only podcast with two guys talking about how social media can be a tough place and how they have dealt with hate there.

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God is not a vending machine (fr The Art of Purpose)
12/15/2024

Welcome to the Crunch, the only podcast talking about how Catholics are failing to grow in the social media space and how Catholics in general are not doing a good enough job of bringing others closer to Christ.


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What's up with Orthodoxy?
12/09/2024

Welcome to the Crunch, the only podcast where two guys talk about Big Justice and consider how people joining Orthodoxy is maybe a bad maybe a good thing?

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Fellas, is it gay to love your wife?
12/01/2024

Welcome to the Crunch: The only podcast with two guys who are talking about what is wrong with the internet these days and how that affects both men and women at large.

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Are We Too Quick to Cannonize?
11/24/2024

Welcome to the Crunch, the only podcast that has two guys contemplating the Sainthood! In this episode the boys talk about Carlo Acutis and how we view Saints.

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Your life is easy. But at what cost?
11/17/2024

Welcome to the Crunch! The only podcast where Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen is the greatest movie of all time. Also today the boys talk about how complexity is at its highest right now in life and what that means for us.


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How Did Trump Win the Election?
11/10/2024

Welcome to the Crunch! In this episode the boys talk about the election and why they think that Trump won and some differences between the different campaigns and how to be Catholic in these points.

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Business and Family Life: Feat. Conor Gallagher
11/03/2024

Welcome to a special episode of the Crunch Catholic Podcast, in this episode the boys are joined by special guest Conor Gallagher! They talk about living a good family life while being busy and incorporating business ideas into your life.

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Is This Age Gap TOO Large?
10/30/2024

Welcome to the Crunch: Dr. Ethan's dating corner, in this episde we help a man figure out if it is ok to date his older coworker... and also help out with a question on how to handle money in marriage and relationships.

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Is Advertising Wrong?
10/27/2024

Welcome to the Crunch! The only podcast that talks about politics. Oh wait that's not true, its really the only podcast that has two guys talking about stuff. Oh wait... in this episode Ethan and Patrick talk about the election and advertising and Robots...

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Does He Like You?
10/23/2024

Welcome to the Crunch: Dr. Ethan's dating corner, in this episode, the boys give advice on how to know if you are called to marriage, if a guy is interested and so much more!

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Learning How To Break Out In Entertainment
10/20/2024

Welcome to the Crunch! The only podcast where two guys have camera problems... and also talk about the state of their podcast in contrast with where they want to be.

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This may have won the Election...
10/06/2024

Welcome to the Crunch! The only podcast where two guys are just haning out talking about whats been going on not only in their lives but also the world of Catholic twitter and the world as a whole.

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Your Feelings Don't Matter (Sometimes)
10/02/2024

Welcome to the Crunch: Dr. Ethan's dating corner, the only podcast where two guys give dating advice that includes such things as: mentioning that they could solve the Israel Palestine conflict, telling people that they should listen to reason instead of their emotions and that it doesn't matter how many bridesmaids or groomsmen you have.

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Being Honest With Your Introversion
09/29/2024

Welcome to the Crunch, the only podcast where we discuss how people have been lying to themselves about their situation in life. Whether it be work, relationships, introversion, anything.

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Don't Keep Yourself From Dating
09/25/2024

Welcome to the Crunch: Dr. Ethan's Dating Corner, the only podcast that can give real advice that can help out at least one awkward guy. In this episode, the boys discuss asking people out (duh) and some questions in an engagement.

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