Beast of Bray Road

The Beast of Bray Road is a legendary cryptid reported primarily in the rural areas near Elkhorn, Wisconsin, particularly along the quiet stretch of Bray Road. While sightings date back decades, the phenomenon gained national attention in the late 1980s and early 1990s through the investigative work of journalist Linda Godfrey. Witnesses consistently describe a massive, muscular creature standing between six and seven feet tall, covered in thick gray or black fur, and possessing a face that resembles a wolf or a large dog.

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Miles birthday party takes a terrible turn, while Bob narrowly escapes a tumble.

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Miles birthday party takes a terrible turn, while Bob narrowly escapes a tumble.

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Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be. Miss N

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Bob LeMent hosted Canadian comedians and podcasters Darcy Fiander and Todd Van Allen, co-hosts of the O Show Pod (OK So Here’s One), for a wide-ranging conversation that blended comedy with anecdotal observations about life in the Great White North. The trio discussed the essence of “street jokes”—simple, classic setups like the “Guy walks into a bar” variety—and shared the origin of Todd’s podcast, which serves as a platform for celebrating these timeless bits.

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William

A conversation between Bob and Bill, the creator of the Where Have You Been (WHYB) podcast. Bill explains that his show focuses on the personal stories and life-enriching experiences of travelers rather than just logistical tips and tricks. He shares his own late-blooming passion for travel, which was sparked only ten years ago by his wife, and discusses his upcoming 24-hour journey to New Zealand to visit his daughter. The two delve into the cultural significance of travel, comparing it to the way people in St. Louis use high school affiliations to quickly understand someone’s ba...

Bob arranges a special birthday message, and Miles misses it, and also ends up in hot water with Big Dirty Jake.

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drink the go juice my friend i can really hear it going down the back of your phlegmy ass throat ah Yeah. Thank you. Hey, everybody. This is Bob. It’s the dawning of the age of Bukkake. The age of Bukkake. Hey, everyone. Miles. Re...

Sallie House

The Sallie House, located in Atchison, Kansas, is widely regarded as one of the most haunted locations in the United States. Its notoriety stems primarily from the 1990s, when Tony and Debra Pickman moved into the home and experienced a series of increasingly violent paranormal events. While the house has a long history, the legend centers on “Sallie,” a young girl who allegedly died in the house during a botched, unanesthetized appendectomy performed by a doctor who lived there in the early 20th century. Although historical records of this specific death are debated, the activity repo...

Miles finds out his elderly mother has trouble at the casino, while Bob thinks he hits a skunk.

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Ready, Freddy, here I come. Ready, Freddy, here I come. I forget what it was for. Hey, everyone, this is Miles. You were, like, really sitting there, nice and quiet, waiting to say that, weren’t you? I was, yes. At least. Wait, wait, wait. I’ll t...

Bob gets caught in the act of relief, while Miles earns bonus points at the ER with his wife.

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Are you arranged now? I’ve got to check what condition my condition is in. What condition my condition is in. Ooh. Nah. Hey, everybody. You get nothing. Good day, sir. Hey, everyone.

Jersey Devil

The Jersey Devil, a legendary cryptid from the Pine Barrens; Frank successfully completes a trivia quiz on the creature’s lore—including its origin as the 13th child of Mother Leeds—before sharing his personal theory that cryptids and UFOs are interdimensional beings slipping through “thin” spots in our reality. The duo concludes by discussing the limitations of human perception, suggesting that our brains may “photoshop” out strange phenomena that don’t fit our standard three-dimensional understanding of the world.

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Miles can’t stand the people in the other booth, while Bob hears his wife say something he never expected.

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Butthole. What’s my butthole? What’s your butthole? Oh my gosh. What are you talking about? I mean my button. My button. Not the buttons. Not the… Oh my gosh. Hold on a sec. I did a… I did a restart of… My balls. Balls...

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In this episode of LeMent Tonight, host Bob welcomes Leanne Linsky, the founder and CEO of Plauzzable.com, a virtual comedy platform designed to provide comedians with a global stage and a simplified infrastructure for their business. During the interview, Linsky shares her background in comedy and her extensive history of volunteerism, which includes hosting TV shows for children at Kravis Children’s Hospital and running improv workshops for various non-profits. She reflects on the “good comedy karma” that comes from giving back and explains how Plauzzable aims to foster community and help independent creators succee...

Bob gets tough at the package return while Miles gets taught a lesson at the self-checkout.

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oh it’s on it’s on like donkey kong what the hell was that? I was trying to bring the the energy the you know the okay i was trying to bring the, you know, excitement into the show. Bring the noise. You know, I never in my life heard anyb...

Danny Johnson

Danny Johnson is a seasoned clean stand-up comedian with over 15 years of experience, known for his relatable material and performances at corporate events, clubs, and churches. His career took off with his successful Dry Bar Comedy special, The Chusky Life, and has continued to grow with his latest self-produced special on YouTube titled Everything Bothers Me. Originally from Long Island, New York, Danny developed his comedic voice within a large, loud family where humor was the key to getting attention. After a “decade of excellence” in college and a brief stint in corporate life, he full...

Miles almost loses more than his fair share at the fruit machine while Bob tries to figure out the impossibilities of strong air currents.

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glad you could quench your thirst before we get started. Yeah. Thank you. Hey, everyone. Miles Tidal here with Static Radio Podcast 2026. Miles has got the suds, everybody. Yeah. I’ve got the suds. Oh, man. Just like SpongeBob, he’s go...

Campbellton UFO

In November 1989, a notable UFO sighting occurred in Campbellton, New Brunswick, involving two sisters who witnessed an extraordinary display over Sugarloaf Mountain. While the sisters were on Van Horne Crescent, they observed three large, triangular crafts hovering silently in the night sky. The objects were described as having distinct lights and exhibited flight patterns that defied conventional physics, including the ability to move backward and then accelerate forward at incredible speeds before vanishing into the darkness.

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Miles almost loses more than his fair share at the fruit machine while Bob tries to figure out the impossibilities of strong air currents.

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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Ooh. Derdek. Hey, it’s Miles. Hey, Miles. How are you doing tonight? Merry Christmas, Miles. Merry post-Christmas to you. Happy Boxing Day to you. I don’t celebrate, but yes, happy to you...

Bob almost loses his popcorn, while Miles has a nervous breakdown instead of a hot dog.

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And that’s what she said. Oh, my God. There we go. Oh, this is King Moonstar. Welcome to Static Radio. King Moonstar, how are you tonight? I’m great. I’m flying around the island. Which island would that be? Well, you know what island that would be. That would b

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In a lively interview on LeMent Tonight, Eric Sizemore, a librarian and comedian from Champaign, Illinois, shares his eccentric observations on modern life, ranging from the quirks of parenting to his “twin passions” for wealth and librarianship. The conversation weaves through a variety of colorful topics, including a “service lizard” encounter at his library, a satirical take on the lack of real-life Batmans among today’s billionaires, and the “industrial charm” of nearby Decatur’s soybean-scented, Blade Runner-esque landscape.

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Miles tries to change pharmacies, while Bob gets hassled at the checkout.

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I said, hey, Bob, take a walk on the wild side. And all the colored girls do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do...

Bob is angry about the state of online commercials, while Miles finds his McDonald’s doppleganger.

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yeah that’s what I’d like to hear Bye. Bye. There it is. Did you talk over the gong? Are you there? What? Yeah. Are you going to say this is Miles or no? Well, no, this is Miles, but I think you talked over the gong thing there...

Tina Resch Poltergiest Incident

Tina Rush poltergeist case (also known as the Columbus Poltergeist), revealing that the alleged activity occurred in Ohio in 1984 and that skeptics later pointed to video footage showing the teenage Tina deliberately knocking over a lamp as proof of a hoax, a finding often juxtaposed with the observations of parapsychologists like William Roll.

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so i heard you guys are just like two regular guys now, retired to podcasting yeah yeah just working joes yeah you...

Miles takes his wife to Judy’s in Galesburg and shines with the waitress, while Bob realizes that rich people also have problems.

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live streaming is on all right we are sctv is on the air everybody mambo hey everybody uh wait a minute i gotta play the thing no Hey, welcome to the struggle bus. This is Miles. All right. You know, I made that, uh...

Falkville Metal Man

Falkville Metal Man, a UFO story involving a police chief named Jeff Greenhaw who encountered a mysterious metallic figure in 1973. Joseph shares his book collection, including a recent short story titled “Is E.T. Really Here?” which is based on a dream and explores the concept of extraterrestrial life. As they delve deeper into the Falkville incident, they discuss the nature of the Metal Man’s suit and the aftermath of the encounter, which led to ridicule and the eventual resignation of Greenhaw.

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Miles throws out his back again and sees an angel, while Bob almost gets caught in the crossfire in downtown Chicago.

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click a couple of things and uh bingo bango bongo and Irving we’re on the internets foreign What are you… This is Dr. Death. It’s more like choking on his own phlegm there for a second. I know. I know. More like, you kn...

Miles gets complimented on his style, while Bob takes the polar plunge.

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And we’re off to the races. Miles gets caught with his pants down. Oh, wow. There we go. got Rush Limbaugh here with me. How are you doing, Rush? How are you doing, Rush Limbaugh? He’s all hopped up on pain medicine. You going to make it? But I have to say… Are you go...

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In this episode of “LeMent Tonight,” host Bob LeMent welcomes comedian Miles Tidal from Aurora, Illinois, who delivers a series of humorous roasts aimed at Bob. The banter includes jokes about Bob’s past and his questionable habits, such as an anecdote about a painful encounter with a buoyant pool toy. Miles shares his interest in collecting sports memorabilia, including a prized autograph from Walter Payton, while discussing his financial limitations. The conversation takes a comedic turn as they play games, including a segment where Miles offers the worst advice possible. They also touch on humoro...

Slide Rock Bolter

The Slide Rock Bolter is a legendary creature from American lumberjack folklore, characterized by its whale-like body, massive mouth, small eyes, and powerful grab-hook tail, which it uses to anchor itself on mountain ridges while waiting for prey.

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Bob talks about corporal punishment from back in the day, while Miles struggles to remember his friend’s nicknames.

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If I can’t work it, then nobody can work it. It’s stupid bullshit. It’s poorly designed. It’s poorly designed. I can’t do things. My God. I wish I could do things. Yeah, fuck you. There it is. can do things. I guess Miles is not

Miles inserts himself into a high-society text thread, while Bob gets knocked for a loop when Miles drops some news in his lap and then fails to answer any questions.

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and then live streaming is on and then i’ve got to come over here and i have to hit this over here Y

Bob tells a few scary tales about prepping his parents’ house for sale, while Miles earns money with his many gigs, including walking dogs, Ubering, and dashing.

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am i chewing off your hand or something bingo bring me bring me my middle finger bingo wow Gosh, what a weirdo, I

Miles gets greeted in an odd way, while Bob has memory issues.

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There we go. And Kim can’t talk. There’s a cookie over her microphone. I think if you… There’s a way to do that, and I’ll think about that. Oh, I had that problem last week. God damn it. Hey, ev

Nale Ba

The Nale Ba legend is a popular urban myth from Karnataka, India, particularly around Bangalore, that emerged in the 1990s. It tells of a malevolent spirit that knocks on doors at night, luring people out with the voice of someone they know, leading to dire consequences. To protect themselves, residents began writing “Naale Baa,” meaning “Come Tomorrow,” on their doors, believing it would compel the spirit to return the next day, a practice that has left a lasting cultural impact, including inspiring the film Stree.

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Bob is not sure about these celebrations of life, while Miles gets Frightened at HalloweenApolloza.

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We’ll see if this works here, Miles. Are you okay? Are you situated? Yeah, I’m in. Are you wearing your brace? My brace. Ah, Mr. Wilson. Ah, Mr. Heath. Hey e

Miles loses the best teacher he ever had, while Bob mourns a friend, but talks about the fun times.

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recording is on I can’t believe it Hey, everyone. This is Bob’s friend, Miles. Are you? Are you my friend? Yeah. Bye, Brian. I’m Brian. He’s like Harpo Marks. What’s that? He’s like Harpo

Bob’s cabin neighbor in Colorado takes a header in the driveway, while Miles finds a homeless Santa just outside his fence.

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And there we are. Hey, we’re live, mister. Live at 5. This evening, a crash on the 405 brings traffic to a halt. Big Dick McGee is on the scene. Thank you, Bob.

Miles gets a few snaps he didn’t really want, while we get a couple of short stories from the King and the Prof.

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Oh, shoot. I need to pee. I don’t know what his name is. Welcome to Cocaine Murder Jam. This is Miles. We’re here until 3 a.m. This is Murder Jam 3. Th

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In this episode of “LeMent Tonight,” host Bob welcomes comedian Jason Hafner, who humorously shares his journey into comedy at the age of 53 while juggling his day job as a physics professor. Jason entertains the audience with jokes about politics, aging parents, and the quirks of marriage, blending relatable humor with his unique perspective as a professor. He discusses the challenges and joys of performing stand-up comedy, especially in front of students and family, while also offering comedic insights on topics like weddings and the role of a professional bridesmaid. Throughout the show, Bob and Jaso...

Bob and Miles get hijacked by Nanny and the professor this week; chaos ensues.

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Hey, Miles, why don’t you
out that wallet of yours? All right. Again, again with the sound. Geez. I can’t. I cannot do this podcast with these stupid

Bob talks about his long and illustrious baseball career, while Miles learns how square dancing is a rite of passage for some.

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writing for it on my end. Okay, recording is on. Look at that. Oh, gre

Miles takes in a show that stretches him to his limits, while Bob can’t believe he is still going to concerts.

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It should be any minute now. I’m coming out. You know, just because Miles wants to hear it. I’m good. Hey everyone, this is Miles. You’re very subdued now