White Bitch Buffet
The White Bitch Buffet is a talkshow consisting of resident white bitches Maxine and Laura as they talk about trials and tribulations of being poor college students in Massachusetts and all the shit they complain about. They dish out their opinions on the latest TV shows and stories in the news. Each episode you can catch the bitches competing in games and writing their own orig songs. Subscribe to the podcast and follow the bitches on twitter (@lauraaamedeiros and @itsmaxinebitch) to see what they're doing in their day to day and to catch the latest ep of the podcast.
EP 100 - 100th Episode Spectacular!
The 100th Episode Spectacular is spectacularly late! Life is whizzing by since this episode was recorded in December 2022 but this is the last one in the vault before we record something fresh! The bitches (and Kevin) are eating donuts baby!!! Maxine bought 8 different donuts from Rocco's and they give live reviews until they're full and itchy will allergic reactions to chocolate. We hit all the classics for the spectacular and Dizz on the Grizz doesn't disappoint with fast food reviews and unlimited ping pong. Netflix addictions talks Bruins hockey love(which stands the 4 month test of time pretty well...
EP 99 - Are You There, Listeners? It's Us, Slackers.
The gals are back after an impromptu and much-needed break. Please enjoy this gift for waiting which is a four months ago recorded podcast that is more outdated than any episode we've ever published.
We begin by going over our Fall travels - we've done nothing exciting since then so you haven't missed much! Maxine regales us with her fancy Miami restaurant experience complete with hostesses wearing prom dresses. Laura and Meag discuss their Vegas/Skankfest adventure and we (slowly) transition that into Dizz on the Grizz. Laura reveals her brave and exciting beginners journey with soup and y...
EP 98 - A week late and an hour long
EP 98 is October baby!! Delayed by dog ailments but ready for your ears. The bitches are talking Dizz on the Grizz with Laura tackling home cooking with her air fryer, Max learning to bake like a Brit using scales, and Meaghan's latest baking adventures. Netflix Addictions has your low down on Cobra Kai, In the Dark, and Uncoupled and Max is watching football football football. This episode wraps up with rat tales and shopping biiiiiitch cause you know they loved/hated what they got.
EP 97 - Fancy Man Lunch
Heyoooo we are back and longer than ever. After a failed month (sorry Mike!), and our second lost episode, we had some catching up to do. Strap in as we discuss the party Laura threw this summer that will have the people talking to decades! Maxine shares her donut of the month thoughts, Meag and Laura break down the worst movie that's ever been made (worse than swiped!!) and all three gals wrap up by talking recently released albums.
Catch us in October!
EP 95 - Noconut
A longer episode awaits you as we could not stop arguing about the definitions of comfort food, if Jurassic World was good and coconut cookies.
Episode 95! We talk about what was Maxine's grandma's trick to youthful skin, why Chipotle sucks more than you remember and end the episode with a warning to check for ticks this summer.
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EP 94 - White People Tacos
It's June!! Who doesn't want a good strech, right...? Laura jumps right into the episode talking about her free deep stretch experience from an Instagram Ad. Sounds sketchy.. but it's legit - scouts honor.
Dizzle on the grizzle is full of taco talk and does Maxine get turned on by a blueberry delight?? You'll have to tune into this one.
Meag, Maxine and Laura all recap their time at Kendra's bachelorette when they induldged in shrooms and paddleboards (and of course more tacos).
The episode wraps up with, you guessed it -Netlflix Addictions.
EP 93 - Cheating Is Good?
It is May. We have all collectively lost our minds. Enjoy the ep!
EP 92 - BREEN'S
White Bitch Buffet March has the bitches getting back together in person, this time in Worcester for a very special Dizz on the Grizz treat! As discussed last month, the ladies are hitting Breen's Cafe in Worcester to try the much spammed about steak and cheese subs. How did the sammies hold up? The girls and Kevin can't hold in their excitement on this one. As Always Max, Big L, and Meag also talk Netflix Addictions and gush about the TV that has been getting them through; talking Jackass, sitcoms, and losing their shit about missing people.
EP 91 - 3 Spontaneous, Young, 20-Somethings!
Happy March to all buffet goers! We come into this episode like a lion (multiple disruptions and stopped recordings) and strut our little lady lamb legs out.
We shockingly spend 85% of Dizz on the Grizz discussing tacos. Maxine brings up some "beef" she has with a local Worcester bar. The ladies then transition to Netflix addictions and talk Murderville, Dream/Killer and discuss the validity of the word testification.
EP 90 - Grinder Hand
We're coming at you very late this month; late like that rat Punxsutawney Phil's Spring "guess". Are the ladies starting a classic Boston/Philly beef with ol' Phil? Tune in to find out.
In this episode, we discuss our favorite candies in Dizzy Grizzy for far too long. Afterwards the ladies hop into Netflix Addictions to talk Abbott Elementary, Cobra Kai and another terrible rom-com The Royal Treatment. We wrap up our time with a quick game of Who's News!?!
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EP 89 - RIP GRAMMA MARY
& Betty White.
Happy New Year to all buffet goers! This episode involves live taste-testing during Dizz on the Grizz and a sweet debut story from Husband of the Pod, Chris. The ladies then hop into Netflix addictions to discuss Great British Bake Off, Nicole Byer, murderers, Mighty ducks, and horny straight-to-video rom coms.
Btw, Maxine was right - it was a panettone. And Meaghan was right, we threw the rest away.
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EP 88 - TTTTT
Welp, if you make it through this full episode you are a real (bored) one. Chaos surrounds episode 88 named TTTTT after Tinsel, Tori, Thunder, Taylor and Tears.
The girls start off the episode talking our girls Tori Kelly and Taylor Swift. A storm is brewing in Massachusetts, as you'll hear in the background, because it was too much to edit out! We sort of transition into Netflix Addictions talking Rom Com content and Halloween thrills (we know it's December, it's chaos). After Maxine tries to casually mention that she ate handfuls of coffee to stay awake in highsc...
EP 87 - You Say Tomato, We Say "Fuck You, Bruce Willis!"
November's episode comes to you live from Meaghan's new house. During Netflix Addictions, Maxine reveals to the gals in a shocking turn-of-events that the movie Castaway is... sad? After a quick sob, we move on to Dizz on the Grizz Live! Meaghan made a lasagna, Maxine baked a beautiful focaccia and Laura attempted to make cupcakes. We wrap up the episode talking live events again!
EP 86 - Happy Dog Day
Oooh baby we back with another pod recorded in person! The ladies kick off the ep in whirlwind of emotions as Max learns a dear friend has become a dog mom for the first time. They eventually get on track and start to recap their day, jumping right into Dizz on the Grizz, to review yet another River House donut and Maxini's very first Burrito Bowl-to-go experience!!! The bitches each dish on their own dizz, reviewing homemade pizza and even more Taco Bell updates. Big L kicks off Netflix Addictions with a return to the movies and Max chugs...
EP 85 - Kristen in a Wiig?!?
Episode 85 was made for our listeners who can withstand the gruesome and gory details of the lives of three late-20s ladies. If you can't handle talk of blue poop and blister juice, turn away now because we love to stay real with our community. Ironically, there is also a good amount of censorship in this episode so if you hate freedom of speech then this also might be the episode for you.
The girls talk Dizz on the Grizz, Tickets!, and the classic Netflix Addictions this episode. Laura starts out with a good ol' Taco Bell upd...
EP 84 - Naughty Queso
The girls are here to guide you on what you should buy, eat and watch for the rest of Summer 2021. Things get a bit too hot & heavy at The Burrito Bowl To Go for Laura. Maxine gives us an expected garden update. And, lastly, Meaghan bums us all out with her recent watches in Netflix Addictions.
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Ep 83 - Jizzin' on the Dizzle on the Grizz
The ladies start out talking, you guessed it, Mexican food and local eggs. We then transition into Netflix Addictions with Maxine raving about this years Eurovision and Meaghan breaking down a mostly embarrassing list of content that she's consumed. We close out the episode with a shout out to the ending of Pride month, more of Laura's dating adventures and nonsense.
EP 82 - I got a side story
Bio coming soon, luv Maxi
Ep 81 - Back to Breaking Bread
Episode 81 is here and full of spontaneous fun! If you're wondering how the audio is better, yet simultaneously worse, it's because all three girls finally ate some of Maxine's bread and recorded in person again!!!! Tune in to hear our thoughts off of a fresh Taco Bell trip(s), Demi Lovato's new documentary (pre-frozen yogurt scandal) and some pure dog content.
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Ep 80 - Champagne Problems ft. Sara Cornell!
Best Friend of the pod, Sara Cornell, joins the girls for our first ever quiz segment! After a quick and heated update on Taco Bell, the girls turn their attention to the main guest - Sara Cornell's taste buds. We put Sara's extraordinary gift to the test through 10 rigorous rounds of flavors and curveballs. The girls finish out the episode by talking Netflix Addictions (murders, pre-teen dance movies; you get the drill) and polish off number 80 with Laura's favorite game - Who's News??!
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Ep 79 - To All The Foods: Always & Forever
The girls waste no time this week by hopping right into Dizzle on the Grizzle with a white hot alert. After talking about Taco Bell and some kitchen appliance tips, Maxine brings us to Netflix Addictions talking the new documentary, Hotel Cecil. After a breakdown and rating of To All The Boys: Always & Forever by Meaghan and Laura, all three girls compete to win in a sort-of topical game of 20 questions. Follow us on twitter @whitebtchbuffet @LauraaaMedeiros @itsmaxinebitch & @mayyyyyygen
Episode 78 - The White Bitch Musical
Guys, we’re really sorry – we just couldn’t stop singing. And if you’re confused because we keep saying “I talked about this last week” or “In the first record,” that’s because this was our second attempt at Episode 78 and we forgot to explain it clearly or even mention it at all for at least 10 minutes.
Episode 78 starts with a heated discussion about the relationships between Reba, Kelly Clarkson, Nickelback, Sum 41 & Canadian Queen Avril Lavigne. Maxine takes us on a nostalgic tour of some forgotten hits on Avril’s first album, Let Go. In Dizzle on the Grizzle, we discu...
EP 77 - Bad Bitch Bed Day
The bitches come out of the gates hard discussing an important topic: boobs. We give a shout out to possibly our only listener on Earth, Cousin James! Hey, Cousin James!! Next, we slide into our new segment, Bad Bitch Alert where we shout out Bad Bitches who gave us the will to go on into 2021. In Dizzle on the Grizzle, Laura bravely revisits a traumatic experience she recently had at Burger King that can only be described as a “condiment nightmare.” Maxine gives us a bread update, sort-of; she’s basically now a dough lady who regularly reeks of garlic. ...
EP 76 - I've eaten so much donuts today
November 2020 is another remote pod as the pandemic rages on. What also rages on is Laura's undying love for Taco Bell as we go back at it again in What's the Dizzle on the Grizzle. We talkin bout taco bell lies, fancy taco bell, Meag talks Dunkin' holiday specials, fresh baked bread, and local fried chicken.....you hungry yet?? The bitches jump into Netflix Addictions and talk cheesey holiday flicks Dash & Lily and Holidate, Maxini talks murder, and we all come together again for our common love of food...shows!. lol The girls wrap up the episode with some...
EP 75 - Thanksgiving Draft
Ooooof take 2... Big L, Maxini and Meag accidentally messed up their first attempt at this month's podcast and had to restart. Luckily they had plenty of wine to handle the mishap and had plenty to talk about! They start with Dizzle on the Grizzle yet again, SHOCKER. Taco Bell is still changing up their game and you already know Big L has a special take on these changes. Things get a little heated between Big L and Meag when Meag disses the shredded chicken burrito that is held so closely to Big L's heart and soul. A couple Wendy's...
EP 74 - #yeetthetreats
EP 74 is another remotely recorded pod with Meaghan and Laura sippin on the bubbly and Maxini munchin on some suey. They kick off the episode revisiting The Dizzle on the Grizzle as there have been some huge updates... no mo (po)tato or shredded chicken, RIP shredded chicken burrito WHYY!?!? The bitches cheer themselves up by talking nostalgic Netflix Addictions; Max gushes over Netflix's new original Babysitters Club remake, and Laura takes a trip down membory lane with wholesome Cobra Kai. Meag binged HBO's Love Life with Anna Kendrick a lil too hard but would still recommend (8 out of 10...
EP 73 - Blame It On The Bubbly
Episode 73 starts off in true nonsense fashion where the girls get immediately side tracked talking comedy shows. They quickly get back in gear when Big L remembers they're talking What's the Dizzle on the Grizzle. MAJOR announcements regarding Taco Bells menu drops and add-ons are dished and you already know Big L has A LOT to say about this. Is she still on the T-Bell train? Give a listen to find out. They jump into their monthly Netflix Addictions segment where the girls talk for far too long on The Kissing Booth 2. If you haven't watched, give it a...
EP 72 - #winging it
July 2020 is late but as good as ever lol. Laura and Max are joined by Meaghan once again and this time they switch things up talking ~shroom talk~ before even Netflix Addictions. They recap Maxini and Kev's most recent experience on shrooms as babysat by Laur and Meag. Then we can't forget Netflix addictions for real, the girls dish on all the latest movies and shows theyre bingeing in quarantine. They try their best to stump each other in another edition of their favorite game Whose News? where they guess betqeen real and made up news headlines. They wrap...
EP 71 - #BlackLivesMatter
Better late than never AMMIRIGHT?! Episode 71 is here and we're bringing the party. That's right, the girls ring in the summer with their annual Summer Party Playlist packed with extremely randomized music from old - new and rock - pop - wedding jingles? - rap. ENJOY! They continue their Netflix Addictions and guess what... RIVERDALE FEVER IS BACK Y'ALL!!! Buckle up because the girls go OFF on the craziness of Season 4 of Riverdale (spoilers alert) along with a few other shows as well. On a more serious note, the girls wrap up the episode by recognizing the nation-wide movement...
EP 70 - You bought what?? BOOO
EP 70 is the bitches 2nd remote pod of quarantine and oooh baby are they hitting their stride. Big L and Maxini are joined by Meag once again talking Netflix Addictions, online shopping and things we're looking forward to on the other side of corona. Laura and Max are ready for that Riverdale fever to resume after a looooong hiatus but they also dished about Never Have I Ever and Have a Good Trip: Adventures in Psychadelics. Meag gives a glowing review of The Wrong Missy and The Midnight Gospel with Duncan Trussell. While we've been cooped up in the ho...
EP 69 - 420/69
This month the bitches are joined by Meaghan for the first ever REMOTE PODCAST! They start talking Netflix Addictions, per usual. Here you'll find a heated debate: Joel McHale versus Chad Michael Murray. Big L keeps chugging along the teen drama train and gushes about her new found obsession, One Tree Hill. She also talks heartbreak over Toy Story 4. Maxini on the other hand has been keeping up with her documentaries as well! Listen for some great recommendations from her. Meag throws the new Quibi platform into the mix as well! The girls bring back their favorite game, Whose...
EP 68 - White Bitch Quarantine
This month the bitches talk topics like Netflix Addictions, Plant Journey, Shports talk, and bad bitch PSA. Maxini caught up on Netflix in a big way and has A LOT to share. She watched Murder Mountain, The Pharmacist, To All the Boys I Loved Before; PS I still Love You, Peanutbutter Falcon, and so much more. Laura dishes about stand up specials and brings us into Gossip Girl! Max talks more about her ongoing Plant Journey(RIP Linda and Gail) and shares her hopes for her new unnamed plants. Big L talks triumph and heatbreak as the Bruins are...
EP - 67 Chaos Round 2
Bio Coming Soon! - Big L
EP 66 - This is chaotic
**BIO COMING SOON, LUV MAXI**
EP 65 - "I like butts"
Happy New Year! The girls are rejoined with mutual BFF, Meaghan! They kick the episode off with the usual Netflix Addictions. The girls talk It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Holiday cooking shows on Food Network, Maxine’s new free TV channels. All three girls chime in on Seth Meyer’s new Stand Up Special: Lobby Baby and Swiped. Things get a little off topic (shocker) and the girls wind up in a riveting conversation about nice butts. They get back on track to play their favorite Price is Right! This month’s theme is New Years’ Resolutions! Each person picks...
EP 64 - Fat Bear Week
This month the bitches are again joined by dear friend and fave guest, Greg! He dishes with Maxini and Big L about Netflix Addictions, getting "Right on Track" ;) from the get go as they discuss Riverdale, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and more. Thy slide into the next segment which is a new one, Gettin' Greasey as the pals talk about cooking, grease disposal and other relevant rambles. They wrap up the episode with everyone's favorite WBB classic Whose News? andthey try and stump each other with real and made up news headlines. As always catch all things White Bit...
EP 63 - Get Dem Dealz
EP 63 brings you all over the map. We hop in quick with a familiar jingle and within the first 3 minutes you're getting a hot take on Big L's newest Taco Bell go-to order. A heated mini debate of Coke or Pepsi rolls in but then the girls find their rhythm when they jump into Netflix Addictions. Hear the girls talk some new Comedy Specials that have dropped on Netflix. They then revisit an old segment on Who to Follow on all things social media. Maxini and Big L dish out some sweet accounts you should follow (not only dog...
EP 62 - Spooky Witch Buffet
White Bitch Buffet October does not disappoint, halla at the Spooky Bitch Buffet!! This month the girls take a drastic turn and begin the episode with Hulu Addictions ooooooh... Laura gets down and dirty into Brooklyn 99 and Max can't help but sprinkle in a few spoilers. The bitches get into a really controversial The Office discussion regarding the classification of Jim Halpert as a knight in shining armor or vastly overrated??? Maxini talks Guy's Grocery Games and her obsession, Kevin's dream come true football channels and upcoming shows she's excited about. The girls get into a new subject and t...
EP 61 - Late and Unedited
EP 62 is White Bitch Buffet's first UNEDITED episode! While this seems innovative and fun, this episode is also a week late and keeping it unedited just gets it to our bitches faster. This month Big L kicks off the episode with Netflix Addictions and touches on Jane the Virgin, Stranger Things, and a few stand up specials. Maxini doesn't have a ton to add this month as shes been too busy for TV but she is looking forward to crushing the rest of the Jane eps she has left and a new collection of the Great British Baking Show...
EP 60 - Dog Days of Summer
Happy Summer! The girls are rejoined with mutual BFF, Meaghan! They kick the episode off with a really juicy segment of Netflix Addictions. Shows mentioned this episode are Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Historical Roasts, Blown Away,and Stranger Things. They also dissect Aziz Ansari's newest comedy special, Right Now. To wrap up Netflix Addictions, Laura dishes 2 movies she could not even finish because of they were "TRASH out of 10" while Maxine has the very opposite happen where she didn't get to finish a movie that could be "one of her favorites of all-time". Special guest Meaghan jumps into the rol...