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This week’s FMLs is packed with family questions and real-life advice. From a parent struggling with a suddenly defiant child after welcoming a new baby, to a couple looking for tips after adopting an 18-year-old cat, plus an expecting mom overwhelmed by all the parenting advice coming her way. Honest stories, practical guidance, and plenty of relatable moments

Maurie and his dad finally got to see Paul Simon together and spent the night singing along to every word, while Roz gets roasted for looking like a cult leader in a linen shirt. Plus, the gang talks to a listener who's heard all 1,500+ podcast episodes, Mocha discovers a $980 Vancouver solarium rental posing as a bedroom, Roz accidentally spoils Wordle, and Maurie chats with the guy selling garbage collected from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding

Australia’s social media ban for kids under 16 doesn’t seem to be working, with more than 80% still using social apps, Jason Robertson reportedly turned down a massive $15 million-a-year NHL offer, and Toronto Tempo star Marina Mabrey tied the WNBA single-game scoring record with 53 points. Plus, Prince William is now officially a billionaire, Conor McGregor was knocked out of a UFC fight in just 69 seconds, Toronto’s air quality ranks among the worst in the world right now, and Sean Penn’s unforgettable warning to a guy taking his daughter out on a date

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, the gang tackles everything from the plastic surgery procedure they'd consider getting to whether they still make time for kid-free date nights. They also debate who would be responsible for carrying Maurie down the stairs during an emergency evacuation, rank who's the most full of themselves, and reveal how often Roz checks in with ChatGPT about his pals Frank and Carl. Plus, childhood warnings that meant serious trouble, foods and drinks that only work in certain forms, and what it feels like to be part of Nirvana the Band the Show the...

Today we’re turning up the heat on the Roz & Mocha Retro Show with a throwback to some seriously sexy conversations. From 2014, we break down the sexiest male body parts and what really makes a voice irresistible, then jump to 2019 to keep things focused on the mouth with a debate on the sexiest accents. It’s flirty, fun, and full of throwback moments you’ll definitely feel.

It’s a special Best Of all about parents on the Roz & Mocha Show—Maurie calls his dad Frank for his birthday, Shem gets roasted after telling his parents he’s running a race, and Mocha has a heartfelt chat about his parents being married for 51 years. We also hear from Roz’s mom as she celebrates his birthday, plus Chloe’s parents break down their thoughts on Star Wars.

Maurie hits the streets over the past MANY years for some of the funniest, weirdest, and most honest conversations you’ll ever hear—here are some of the funniest, from citizen arrests and whether sexting counts as cheating, to deep debates on vending machines, shaving legs, and why adults are terrible at basic things. Packed with classic moments like chatting with Americans in L.A., a laugh-out-loud Niagara Falls edition for Global Belly Laugh Day, and wildly unfiltered takes on naughty lists and personal hygiene, this Best Of Streeters highlights Maurie at his unpredictable best with everyday people who neve...

From fake-rich friends complaining about being broke, to the outrage over Drumsticks not having enough nuts, to an unforgettable rant about ranch dressing, this Best of Roz & Mocha “Vented Moments” episode is packed with the kind of petty frustrations and over-the-top opinions that make these vents so addictive.

Someone’s tired of waiting for a proposal after years in a relationship, another woman is fed up with having to act like a parent to her own brother, and one brother is on a mission to help his sister finally find love in this Best of Roz & Mocha FML, packed with messy situations, tough love, and brutally honest advice.

Maurie and Chloe hit the hot seats for their final exams before summer in this episode of Roz & Mocha’s School Tingz podcast, tackling everything from math and spelling to Canadian history, art, and science.

From debates over what people refuse to pay for at restaurants to calling out partners for posting unflattering photos, the questions get brutally honest fast. There’s also chaos around questionable hygiene habits, awkward fashion choices between overdressed or underdressed, and even what people secretly do in their cars when no one’s watching—making for a mix of petty opinions, real-life confessions, and hilarious oversharing.

From plane crashes to shark attacks, this “I Almost Died” edition of Roz & Mocha’s Helluva Story is packed with unbelievable close calls you won’t forget. Hear from Michael Packard, who survived both a plane crash and being nearly swallowed by a whale, plus stories of a piercing gone horribly wrong, a fall off a cruise ship, getting tangled in live electrical wires, spiders under the skin, and even a near-deadly moment involving a spiked gate.

Roz explains why he never really gets excited for anything, Maurie hits the streets to ask people how they feel about it being six months until Christmas, and a Vented Moments call takes aim at year-round outdoor lights. The crew dive into wild “older fans” injuries trending online, react to a viral tornado survival video, and debate what life upgrade they’d choose. Plus, birthday calls with Dimitri and Isabella, Karen calls out Roz’s wet sheets, a wild story about a guy falling into a vault toilet, and Maurie sits down with Milly Alcock to talk Supergirl

Since today is Pride, we’re throwing it back to some of our favourite moments—from when Maurie hit the streets with a photo of Roz and Mocha to find out who people thought had the “gayer” lips, to one of the most emotional moments in Grammy history when Macklemore and Madonna helped officiate real same-sex weddings live on stage (and we spoke to one of the couples after), plus a very Roz & Mocha convo you won’t forget about the so-called shortage of twinks.

From family betting turning into a mini underground bookie situation, to dealing with a coworker who constantly crosses the line with offensive comments, listeners bring real-life dilemmas about boundaries and when to speak up. There’s also the challenge of navigating loneliness while living solo for the first time during a long-distance relationship, and a difficult co-parenting situation where kids are being told hurtful things, leaving one parent unsure how to protect them without making things worse

Roz admits he’s already disappointing Katherine for Father’s Day while the crew recaps their weekends, including Mocha grilling by the pool and Roz mowing the lawn, plus a fan-made A.I. Father’s Day song hilariously roasting Shem. There’s World Cup excitement with reactions from fans in Vancouver and Toronto after Canada’s big win and more from Portugal supporters at Fan Fest, where Maurie also got love from a caller who invited him to a family dinner after crashing their picnic. The team debates gelato vs. ice cream vs. frozen yogurt, hears from a longtime teacher wr...

Jelly Roll denied divorce rumours on stage while Bunnie XO shared details of their split on her podcast, as Olivia Rodrigo called out fans wearing diapers at concerts and Benny Blanco debuted a half-shaved head. Canada made World Cup history with a 6–0 win over Qatar while Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo continued breaking records, and Maurie spoke with the Stuart Fails to Save the Universe cast! Plus, he caught up with both Shawn Desman and Alessia Cara at FIFA Fan Fest! The Knicks celebrated their first championship in 53 years, Serena Williams received a Wimbledon wild card, and Giannis Antetokounmpo wa...

From harmless little lies we tell our partners to keep the peace, to random debates about what you’d grab in a fire or whether you’re a “don’t fix it if it ain’t broke” person, it’s a mix of funny confessions and wild hypotheticals. Plus, everything from superhero names based on your biggest fear to dream home fantasies, tuna sandwich debates, and impossible choices about memories—just everyday questions that spiral into hilarious and brutally honest answers.

Who’s the better kisser—you or your partner? Plus, we finally track down Mocha after he mysteriously missed the last Ask Roz & Mocha (where’d you go, my guy?!), debate whether we’d give up sex, love, or money (and guess what our partners would choose), and share stories of faking it till we made it—both the wins and total fails. We also find out if Maurie cashed in on every possible birthday freebie, imagine what our pets would say if they could review us, rate how much of life really comes down to luck, and reveal the house...

Chloe recaps a chaotic weekend that included day drinking through a World Cup match, a Jays game, and a concert with almost no sleep, while the crew debates everything from workplace dress codes to a celebrity hairstylist charging up to $200K per cut. Plus, Roz gets his chest shaved for an EKG, Maurie and Chloe relive their Jamaica rafting struggle, and the team reacts to Jelly Roll’s split and the wild theories behind it.

Shem slept in this week, so to make him feel a little better, we took a trip back to some classic late arrivals — starting in 2013 with the time Maurie slept in, then again in 2015 when Maurie once again didn’t make it in on time. We wrap with another 2015 moment, when Maple Leafs’ Nazem Kadri was actually sent home for being late, proving even the pros aren’t immune to a rough morning.

A series of relatable life dilemmas—from feeling hurt after a close friend used a long‑planned baby name, to dealing with overwhelming guilt after missing a child’s milestone birthday, to navigating anxiety as a parent constantly worried about their kid’s safety. There’s also the stress of being in love with a partner who won’t prioritize financial stability, struggles with a pet that won’t let its owner sleep, and the emotional challenge of temporarily separating from family to make ends meet—real situations that spark honest conversation about relationships, responsibility, and how to cope when life doesn’...

Roz is stuck driving a rental he absolutely hates while his truck’s in the shop, Melissa drops $2,000 on a new phone after getting roasted for her audio quality, and Mocha brings in more chaotic A.I. songs—including one built from a wild hookup story text thread. Plus, Maurie hits the World Cup scene chatting with celebs and fans (some very drunk), the crew reacts to Europeans discovering yellow school buses are real, and a listener shares the unbelievable story of breaking both arms during a run and somehow powering through.

The Carolina Hurricanes win their first Stanley Cup in 20 years, while the New York Knicks end a 53-year drought to become NBA champions — with celebrations spilling into arrests and fires — as World Cup action continues with Canada earning a historic point and Lionel Messi delivering a hat trick, plus Maurie catching up with Ed Robertson and Ghana star Fatawu Issahaku. Ron MacLean is forced to apologize for an on-air joke during the Final, 12 children are hospitalized after an incident at Cultus Lake Waterpark, and in entertainment news, Seth Rogen distances himself from James Franco, Sabrina Carpenter is granted a rest...

Elevator chaos sparks debate on who would panic, who would sleep through it, and how far Roz would go to solve a bathroom emergency, while the crew also tackles irrational fears they’re “too old” for and Roz’s intense anti-Montreal sports loyalty. Things spiral with hypotheticals about getting kicked off flights and how everyone would describe themselves in one word, before getting into relationship quirks they can’t complain about, brutal partner reviews, and the ultimate debate of giving up kissing or sauces forever. Add in wild listener questions about rat-free Alberta, animal battle showdowns, confusing TV plotlines, and rankin...

Who is the better kisser—you or your partner? Plus, Roz finally gets the answer to where Mocha disappeared to after missing the last Ask Roz & Mocha (wah gwaan, my guy?!). The crew debates the ultimate sacrifice—sex, love, or money—and guesses what their partners would choose, shares stories of faking it till making it (and when it totally flopped), checks in on whether Maurie fully committed to birthday freebie season, imagines what their pets would really say about them in a brutally honest review, ranks how much of life is luck versus hard work, and breaks down the ho...

Back from Jamaica, the chaos continues with lingering sand, travel stories, and Mocha still catching heat for his timing, while Maurie gets birthday love and, of course, roasted for it. The crew keeps things rolling with laughs about the trip aftermath, plus a big moment as they chat with SNL’s James Austin Johnson, bringing his wild impressions and energy to the show while everything quickly spirals in the best way.

This weekend on the Roz and Mocha Retro Show, it’s all things toilets and bathrooms—because of course it is. From checking for snakes before sitting down, to stealing toilet paper, to hitting the streets and asking people the most uncomfortable question possible—what are you doing in there? Expect classic moments, weird confessions, and a whole lot of bathroom chaos from the archives.

A packed Friday pod reliving the Jamaica trip, where Roz and Mocha roast Shem, Maurie and Chloe for checking bags, Maurie and Shem bring back their questionable couples massage, and the crew tells stories about Mocha refusing to go in the water, Roz living off patties, and Maurie looking “sickly” jumping into the ocean with Chloe — who he also apparently traveled with as her “dad manager.” Plus, sand showing up everywhere, karaoke highlights, the chaos of leaving when Mocha slept in but still took forever, and Maurie catching up with Snooki about her new paranormal series.

A shocking legal twist as Nick Reiner seeks access to his inheritance while awaiting trial for the murders of his parents, alongside major entertainment headlines including Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater’s breakup after nearly three years together and Taylor Swift’s surprise performance at the Toy Story 5 premiere. Madonna is generating buzz with a celebrity-filled short film for her upcoming album, while Rosie O’Donnell says she’s done with cosmetic surgery. Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry are making headlines with their high-profile relationship, and Spencer Pratt’s mayoral run comes to an end after finishing third in L.A.’s pri...

Hypothetical virus symptoms get weirdly personal, from constant venting and narcolepsy to sweating and uncontrollable white lies, before things shift to debates over lawn obsession and how far you’d go for easy money if it meant gaining weight. There’s also talk of brutally honest Caribbean aunties, childhood stuffed animal attachments that never quite go away, and whether certain fan-favourite segments deserve a comeback, all mixed with hot takes on provinces, Drake albums, maids, AI fears, dream fictional destinations, and the awkward reality of surprise parties

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, the crew dives into those first-paycheck flexes—what big, memorable purchase felt like a total “I made it” moment? Plus, they get into the internet rabbit holes that keep us laughing (and sometimes crying), from chaotic bloopers to emotional reunion videos. The debate heats up over whether you actually need to rinse dishes before loading the dishwasher, and everyone admits to that one random household item they just can’t seem to throw out. And finally, are you a strict grocery-list shopper or a “vibes-only” cart filler? It’s all relatable, hilarious, and very real.

On today’s podcast, Roz calls out his wife for constantly losing her credit card, a superfan gets grilled in an on-air “job interview,” and the guys play an adorable round of Heads Up with a 4-year-old listener—plus Mocha trolls everyone by killing the mics, admits to crushing five slices of ice cream cake, and Maurie hits the CSA carpet chatting with Andrew Phung and Heated Rivalry star Robbie GK

By request, Jason wanted more classic calls to Roz, so we delivered a triple throwback: from 2014 when he phoned Roz just to chat, to another 2014 call trying to get him out for a beer, and finally jumping to 2015 for the unforgettable moment he called Roz to confess he was in love with him.

Feeling overwhelmed takes on a whole new meaning—caring for aging parents while recovering from a car accident and dealing with a sibling who won’t help or contribute. Add to that the chaos of trying to keep six picky kids fed with six different meals, a teen dreading an entire summer stuck at a lake house with a difficult grandparent, and the heartbreak of being suddenly cut off by a best friend in a questionable relationship. Real-life stress, family tension, and tough decisions collide in a series of situations where people are just trying to hold it together and...

On today’s podcast, Shem’s daily affirmations set the tone, Chloe answers tough questions from Mocha’s 9-year-old nephew about her party, and a rant about the lack of peanuts on Drumsticks spirals into a full snack debate—plus, the crew imagines Roz in a durag, reacts to a clueless Star Wars review, and Maurie chats with Alison Brie about Masters of the Universe

Canada blanks the U.S. 4-0 to advance to the world hockey semifinals, while big sports headlines continue with the Spurs reaching the NBA Finals for the first time since 2014 and the Knicks taking Game 1. In entertainment, HBO confirms Euphoria has officially ended after three seasons, the horror film Backrooms dominates the box office with its 20-year-old director making history, and Taylor Swift is set to release an original song for Toy Story 5. Meanwhile, Toronto police have seized $3.5 million worth of counterfeit soccer merchandise, and in one of the strangest stories of the day, authorities in New York are...

Debating who would actually survive a prison break, choosing between road-tripping with full control of the aux or enduring a chaotic board game night, and weighing weird everyday annoyances like something stuck in your teeth versus your eye all lead into brutally honest takes on attraction rankings, questionable gadgets, and whether taking life advice from the past still holds up today—all mixed with random hypotheticals, personal confessions, and the kind of arguments that spiral way further than they should

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, things get hilariously real as the crew debates who’s most likely to get divorced—sorry Shem, the verdict may already be in. Listeners also chime in with some truly on-brand ideas, including the perfect final resting spot for Roz (hint: it involves his beloved lawn and a certain street in Acton). Plus, a blast from the past resurfaces with the legendary wrapping paper that only boob tape could tame—does it still make an annual appearance? And to top it all off, the gang imagines their own Iron Man-style suits, revealing just h...

Mocha tried to sound tough to start the show but got roasted for being completely non-threatening, even when he escalated things, while Maurie hit the streets asking people what petty items they’d fight for in a divorce. Roz became fully obsessed with a ridiculous mayo-on-a-car viral video, which somehow led into a wildly detailed (and very revealing) conversation about people’s bathroom habits that nobody asked for. Plus, payday excitement had everyone planning their splurges, Chloe recapped the Bruno Mars show, and the crew caught up with Tom Green and the team behind Nirvanna the Band as the chao...