Roz & Mocha

Get ready to laugh as we look back at the most unforgettable Damnits Christmas moments from over the years! From the chaos of putting up the tree to the legendary holiday butt wreath and so much more, this episode is packed with festive fun, family shenanigans, and classic Damnits holiday traditions. Relive the joy, the mishaps, and the hilarious moments that make Christmas with the Damnits truly iconic!

Roz reveals the shocking number of Zoom tabs he has open (spoiler: it’s wild). Plus, Roz is already stressed about Christmas 2026, Shem’s family brutally decides who’s naughty or nice, and we revisit Patti LaBelle’s legendary holiday performance fail. Maurie chats with the cast of the new SpongeBob movie and James Cameron about the latest Avatar adventure. We also talk worst ways to wake up, and share a heartwarming story about a woman who married the officer who once searched for her. All that and more in this packed episode!

We’re throwing it back to some of the wildest moments in Roz & Mocha history. From celebrating Butt Kick Day in 2017, to the hilarious belly button challenge in 2015, and yes… Roz once opened up about getting a butt massage (you read that right!) in 2017. It’s all the laughs, all the awkwardness, and all the retro fun you love.

Struggling to plan a holiday party that respects everyone’s beliefs? Feeling frustrated because your friends won’t stop talking about your mom? Worried about an ex who keeps showing up at your workplace? And what do you do when you’re forced to buy a Christmas gift for someone you don’t even like? These real-life dilemmas bring drama, laughs, and advice you didn’t know you needed.

Roz is officially in holiday mode and giving only 70%, while Mocha insists he crank it back up to 100%. Plus, Shem’s family hilariously roasts his hairline at a wedding. We also talk toys from our childhood, wrap gifts with the Damnits, and don’t miss a cozy Bedtime with the Damnits story about Hanukkah pajamas, and Maurie’s chat with Kevin O’Leary about his new movie Marty Supreme. All that and more in this festive, fun-packed episode!

Rob Reiner and his wife tragically killed in an alleged attack by their son, who now faces murder charges and possibly the death penalty. Taylor Swift opens up about the terrifying terrorist threat during her Eras Tour in her new Disney+ docuseries. Plus, Mariah Carey breaks a Billboard Hot 100 record, FIFA slashes World Cup ticket prices after backlash, and Merriam-Webster’s word of the year is officially “slop.” We’ve also got updates on the Chiefs missing the playoffs, the Oscars shortlists, and a creepy new UFO movie trailer from Steven Spielberg.

Who really holds the power on the show? What’s the deal with advance screeners—do the guys share them with family? Plus, who would win in a swimming contest? Later, we tackle fun hypotheticals like taking $2 million upfront versus $1 that doubles every day, and whether Roz would ever cook Guyanese food for Mocha and Shem’s families again. And don’t miss the hilarious debate over Mocha’s new nickname, “Tall Frap.”

What generation does Mocha think he belongs to—Millennial, Gen Z, or Gen Alpha? Maurie’s always broke (seriously, where does his money go?), and we dive into his wild schemes for free stuff and side hustles. Plus, has Mocha been binging Hallmark Christmas movies this year? We share favorites and the most over-the-top holiday movie plots. Then, it’s a round of hilarious “Would You Rather”: built-in pockets or built-in Heeleys? Ever been caught regifting? And the ultimate debate—do you say POP or SODA, and what’s your go-to flavour?

Roz vents about his hatred for socks and gets suspicious when Mocha compliments his denim shirt. Mocha plays a hilarious montage of Gen-Z failing to recognize rapper Nelly, and the guys debate who would win in an epic skate race. Plus, we dive into the most mispronounced words of 2025, Mocha’s vending machine fail, and Miley Cyrus reveals her bizarre paper phobia, Roz shares his obsession with an Italian-American podcast, and Mocha calls his mom for her birthday. There’s also a wild Helluva Story about a Sunshine Girl photo found in an abandoned house, 50 Cent teasing more Diddy doc...

Celebrating the 12th anniversary of 2013 with some unforgettable moments! We revisit the year’s top karaoke songs—most of which still hold up today—ask the ultimate question: “What’s the greatest thing in the world to you right now?” and dive into a surprisingly passionate debate about what makes good lips. A fun throwback packed with nostalgia and laughs!

A confusing crush leaves someone wondering if mixed signals mean love or just games. Another story dives into the emotional toll of caring for an aging parent with dementia during the holidays. There’s also a candid confession about a gaming addiction straining a marriage, and a hilarious dilemma involving a 4-year-old who absolutely hates the show.

The guys recap their epic Escape Room challenge for SickKids, raising an incredible $60,000 while Maurie and Shem entertained fans with hilarious livestream moments. Roz shares his obsession with ballerina toes after seeing The Nutcracker, and Mocha plays Tyra Banks’ new Christmas track that nobody asked for. Plus, what does a seal sneeze sound like? Spoiler: it’s not what you think. Maurie hits the mall to ask how people shop for folks they don’t even like, Roz reacts to Katy Perry’s unexpected romance with Justin Trudeau, and Busta Rhymes claps back at being mistaken for Tracy Morgan. AND—Maur...

Netflix wins a massive bidding war for Warner Bros. Discovery, shaking up Hollywood in a way that could change streaming forever. We break down the Golden Globe nominations, the surprises, and the snubs everyone’s talking about. Plus, Lionel Messi helps Inter Miami clinch their first-ever MLS Cup title, Shirley Manson flips out over beach balls at a Garbage concert, and Wayne Gretzky goes viral for hilariously mispronouncing country names during the World Cup draw. From celebrity drama to sports history and even Pantone’s bizarre new “Color of the Year,” it’s all here in one jam-packed episode.

We debate what we’d write down before losing our memory, why Mocha might never join the Tall Man Club, and how many seagulls in your house is too many. Plus, listeners ask who’s best dressed, what everyone’s Mr. Universe talent would be, and which book titles fit the team perfectly. We even tackle celebrity look-alikes, Roz taking shots at Shem, and whether anyone would ever consider being a swinger. It’s unfiltered, unpredictable, and absolutely hilarious!

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, we’re answering your wildest questions! What’s something you think is totally overpriced but you still buy every single time? Did Roz ever get in trouble at ET Canada for not liking certain shows or actors? Plus, the great holiday debate: Incandescent vs. LED Christmas lights—what’s your pick? We’ll also talk public washroom etiquette (do you judge someone who skips the soap?), and for a laugh, would you rather fart like a trumpet or burp like a mooing cow? Finally, we wrap things up with the ultimate cozy question...

Roz is fired up that no one noticed his fresh haircut, Maurie calls Alaskans living in weeks of darkness, and the team dives into the five most Googled relationship questions. Plus, Mocha admits his candy obsession, Jag tops Spotify Wrapped with 149,000 minutes of listening, and we hear wild stories from VIP club nights to a nurse framing her late husband’s tattoo. Add in interviews with the cast of Canada Shore and George Springer, and this episode is packed with laughs, surprises, and unforgettable moments!

This week on the Roz and Mocha Retro Podcast, it’s all about studies! We’re throwing it back to 2014 when a study revealed that straight athletes sometimes spoon with teammates (and Roz admits he’s definitely not an athlete). Then, in 2018, we dive into a study about smiles—apparently, some smiles are so unsettling they can actually cause distress! Plus, another 2018 study shows just how many people were deleting Facebook at the time.

Feeling stuck being seen only as “the mom,” coping with heartbreaking family drama after a loss, and wrestling with the dream of another child when your partner says “never again.” These raw, real-life dilemmas remind us that life’s toughest questions rarely have easy answers.

Mocha oversleeps after a “late night” hockey run with Cruze, Roz finds his New York twin who hates neighbors, and we hear a wild story about sharing a flight with Martha Stewart. Plus, Roz dives into the best artist documentary he’s ever seen, Mocha’s mom gifts Maurie (again!), and the crew chats with Cat & Nat about their upcoming Toronto show. From kids debating the origins of 911 to Justin Bieber helping a stranded artist, this episode is full of fun, chaos, and great conversations you don’t want to miss!

From Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade highlights to the National Dog Show winner, we cover the biggest stories making headlines. Toronto faces its first Christmas without Hudson’s Bay holiday windows, while Diddy spends Thanksgiving behind bars with a very humble meal. Plus, Eminem shocks fans with a surprise NFL halftime cameo, Martha Stewart becomes the new face of American Eagle, and “Zootopia 2” roars into theaters with a historic opening weekend. We also dive into Oxford’s Word of the Year, Dolly Parton’s viral advice, and Rolling Stone’s top movies of 2025.

Sea or mountains? Which bizarre food combo would you dare to try? We dig into personality traits we’d erase, the chaos of raising stubborn dogs, and what we’d rename ourselves if given the chance. Plus, surprising truths about aging and a hilarious breakdown of Shem’s “perfect mix” personality. Quick questions, real answers, and plenty of laughs.

This week on Ask Roz & Mocha, we tackle some seriously fun and awkward questions! Who really deserves the front seat—your mom or your boyfriend/girlfriend? If your entire life had to be one color, which would you choose? We also dive into the little things that instantly make you mad (door knobs, anyone?), and the ultimate cringe question: would you rather walk in on your parents or have them walk in on you? Plus, we share our favorite Christmas movies to get you in the holiday spirit. Don’t miss this hilarious and honest episode!

Roz loses it on Maurie for using ChatGPT in emails, Mocha gets distracted by old Jersey Shore episodes, and the guys debate why Netflix crashed during the Stranger Things Season 5 premiere. Plus, a new Burger King ad sounds just like Shem, Mocha roasts a terrible rap track, and Roz digs into why Mocha feels guilty watching TV. Maurie hits the Leafs Gala for holiday gossip, Mocha talks life as a hockey dad, and we hear about three men who disguised themselves as sheep to sneak into Spain.

Since it’s U.S. Thanksgiving, we’re stuffing ourselves with some of our favorite Thanksgiving moments! Starting back in 2017, you’d think making Thanksgiving dinner would be a calm activity… not in the condo of the Damnits! The following year, the Damnits decided to host Thanksgiving and ordered a full meal from the grocery store—only to discover the turkey comes raw! And in 2018, Maurie wanted in on Roz’s Thanksgiving plans and ended up calling Roz’s mom!

Should a parent push for a school change even if it means leaving friends behind? How do you cope with the fear of losing the closeness in your relationship before a baby arrives? What’s the right way to prepare a child for news about terminal illness? And what do you do when friends ignore your plea for help after a family disaster? Real stories, tough questions, and honest advice.

Kara shares a gross coffee-cleaning hack that shocks everyone, Roz and Maurie recap their wild Vanier Cup drinking game rules, and Maurie hits the Santa Claus Parade to chat with kids. Plus, we hear from listeners about gentle Mocha, lazy co-workers, and a hilarious leave request for a Travis Scott concert.

NEW Hunger Games teaser drops with Glenn Close looking unrecognizable as Drusilla Sickle. An expert says skip buying gifts for adults this Christmas to save money. Carrie Underwood shares her hack to stop kids from saying “6-7.” Fugees rapper Pras gets 14 years in prison. Kevin Spacey clears up rumors about being homeless. Raptors are on fire while the Leafs sink to the bottom. Toronto speed cameras are coming down. Wicked: For Good smashes box office records. Donald Glover reveals he suffered a stroke. Jimmy Cliff passes away at 81. Plus: gay sheep wool fashion hits NYC, Instagram limits hashtags to thre...

This week’s Deep Dive takes you inside the Roz & Mocha DM vault with questions that spark laughs and real talk. From holiday traditions and Guyanese pepperpot to ranking who might be the best lover on the show, plus quirky debates like roadkill etiquette and hair-care routines—nothing is off-limits when the team dives deep into your DMs.

What if your fridge could dispense anything but water and ice? Roz and Mocha dive into wild ideas for the ultimate dream fridge, debate which personality trait they’d delete from each other for 24 hours, and reveal who they’d trust to get them to the airport on time. Plus, the guys face the ultimate food sacrifice—steak, pasta, chips, or wings—what’s getting cut forever? They also share childhood favorites they still love today and their go-to Christmas dish to cook and enjoy together. It’s hilarious, surprising, and full of great stories you don’t want to miss!

Maurie gets busted trying to steal Mocha’s holiday red cup from Starbucks, Roz vents about spilled coffee, and Grace asks for a new nickname for Mocha—leading to some hilarious suggestions. Plus, Nikole’s FML about banning the viral “6-7” trend in her classroom and a Helluva Story about three Canadians whose DIY horror film got picked up by Eli Roth. Add in Roz roasting the worst TV show he’s ever seen and a debate over spices you’d want to smell like after a cologne fail—this Monday episode is packed.

Today we’re throwing it back and celebrating all things Shem! From Maurie’s 2013 sit-down with the legendary Shemar Moore (because hey, Shem is in that name!) to Shem’s heartfelt performance auditioning for Serge Ibaka’s “How Talented Are You” show, and even a fun day at Canada’s Wonderland—this retro episode is packed with unforgettable Shem moments you won’t want to miss.

A teacher wonders if banning the viral “6-7” trend makes them a lame educator, someone opens up about the challenges of rescuing a reactive Argentine Dogo, another listener gives an update after being forced to attend a Habs game as a Leafs fan, and one person stresses over seating arrangements for a family birthday dinner that’s guaranteed to be chaotic. Real stories, real drama—FML at its finest!

Roz confesses to lying at Starbucks just to keep both breakfast sandwiches, Maurie shows off a smile that freaks everyone out, and the team tackles Canada’s most mispronounced words—can you say “Worcestershire”? Plus, Maurie chats with the Final 5 contestants from Squid Game: The Challenge, Mocha introduces a Trinidadian Christmas classic, and Shaq makes a rap comeback.

From Taylor Swift’s new Disney+ docuseries trailer and Cynthia Erivo protecting Ariana Grande on the red carpet, to Tom Cruise accepting an honorary Oscar and Glen Powell’s big-screen moment in The Running Man, this week’s headlines are packed. Plus, an AI-generated country song tops Billboard, Cardi B welcomes baby number three, and a new app claims it can let you talk to loved ones after they’ve passed. We’re breaking down the biggest stories in entertainment, tech, and pop culture—all in one episode.

This week’s Roz & Mocha Deep Dive: Listeners bring the heat with big questions and hilarious scenarios! From what you’d do first after being stranded on an island for 10 years, to the great debate over TVs in the bedroom, plus awkward apologies after arguments, and even the mystery behind Shem’s mom’s viral “Oh my God, yes” moment. We also tackle screenshots, farting in front your partner, and more unfiltered relationship talk you won’t want to miss.

Ever wondered how Roz, Mocha, Shem, and Damnit Maurie would fare if the studio suddenly turned into an escape room? This episode dives into that hilarious scenario—and so much more! From debating whether one bum cheek or three is better, to the ultimate curse: wet sleeves or set socks. Plus, we tackle disappearing things no one notices, bad habits we can’t shake, and reveal who’s the absolute worst Secret Santa among the crew. Buckle up for laughs, surprises, and answers you didn’t know you needed!

Roz finds out he’s older than a classic Gordon Lightfoot song, and the team dives into the viral “6-7” meme taking over basketball games. Maurie reveals why his house smells like onions (hint: Matthew’s bizarre home remedy), and Roz vents about cold pizza deliveries. Plus, we’ve got big interviews with Will Arnett and Blue Jays legend Buck Martinez, Mocha goes off about John Cena’s huge WWE win, and we hear a wild Helluva Story from a woman who was inside a bank during a robbery. Add in drama from waiters, leather jacket debates, and Mocha bingeing Jer...

This week on The Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast: Since everyone’s putting up their Christmas tree, we dug into the archives for some classic tree moments! Remember when Maurie thought potatoes grew on trees? Or the time Roz told tree jokes to Evan Rachel Wood? Plus, relive the hilarious chaos when the Damnits put up their Christmas tree. Pure holiday nostalgia with a Roz & Mocha twist!

This week on the Roz & Mocha FML Podcast: Dominic wants advice on motivating his husband to join him at the gym, Olivia struggles with a sister-in-law who’s tearing her family apart, Abigail is stressed about budgeting for birthdays and Christmas, and Veronica faces a hockey loyalty dilemma—Leafs or Habs? Plus, the guys weigh in with their hilarious takes and practical tips.

Roz sneaks a new power broom past Katherine, Mocha gets called out for talking wrestling on-air, and Maurie hits the streets for some hilarious vented moments. Plus, the team debates the ultimate pants dilemma: zipper or button first? We taste-test the classic Three Musketeers bar, Roz reviews Netflix’s new Frankenstein movie, Maurie chats with the stars of Stranger Things ahead of Season 5! Plus, we chat with Charlie Puth to talk new music and baby news. This one’s loaded with laughs, surprises, and big interviews!