Roz & Mocha

Roz gets hilariously stuck on the name of Jack Dorsey’s new app “Bitchat,” while Mocha shares a viral Aussie accent trick that has everyone laughing. The team dives into Roz’s new microwave egg recipe, and Shem reacts to the twisted movie Bring Her Back. Plus, Maurie hits the TIFF red carpet with Matthew McConaughey, Jamie Lee Curtis, Sydney Sweeney, and Baz Luhrmann!

This episode is a hilarious throwback and total chaos in the best way. First, we revisit the moment Roz had to learn how to take a selfie—back in 2015, when apparently no one knew how. Then things get physical as Roz cracks Mocha's back live on air. And in a truly ridiculous twist, the conversation about celebrity assistants leads to a demand for being carried like a baby to the bathroom. Yes, really.

This week on the FML Podcast, listeners shared some truly raw and relatable struggles. From a devastating financial betrayal that left one person drowning in debt, to a car owner battling a failing engine and shady rental charges, the stress was real. Another listener opened up about the emotional toll of a crumbling family life, juggling divorce, caregiving, and a heartbreaking diagnosis. And for parents, the preschool drop-off drama hit close to home, with tears and tough transitions. These stories remind us that life can be messy—but you're never alone in it.

Mocha and Maurie attempt to set a wild record for the longest high-five ever—lasting over 11 minutes—and the reactions are priceless. Roz gets hilariously heated over a coffee mix-up that spirals into a debate about credit and gratitude. Plus, Roz shares an embarrassing moment at Giant Tiger that’ll make you cringe and cackle. And from the red carpet at TIFF, Maurie chats with Channing Tatum, Kirsten Dunst, Russell Crowe, Rami Malek, Guillermo del Toro, Ryan Reynolds, Jude Law, Jason Bateman, and Jodie Foster!

Lady Gaga takes over Scotiabank Arena with back-to-back shows, while Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather stun fans with a surprise fight announcement. Speed cameras are mysteriously being cut down across Toronto, and Ontario’s minimum wage is set to rise. Plus, Maurie hits the TIFF red carpet with Ryan Reynolds and Colin Hanks for the emotional John Candy: I Like Me documentary.

This week on the Roz & Mocha DM Deep Dive Podcast: We’re getting personal and a little weird! From gnarly cooking habits and toilet stains to the eternal debate of round vs. square pizza — it’s all on the table. Plus, we test someone’s Guyanese card with a lesson in “broughtupsy,” and things get awkward when one of the team tries to shoot their shot live on-air. And if you’ve ever dreamed of starting your own broadcasting school, you’re not alone — we might just be building one.

Ever been blamed for something you did in your partner’s dream? Roz & Mocha dive into the hilarious reality of dream grudges. After 16 years together, do they ever feel stuck in a routine? Plus, travel tips for flying with a toddler and a teen, and the ultimate question: would you rather sit on Maurie’s lap or let him sit on yours?

Maurie kicks off the week in full back-to-school fashion, Roz & Mocha celebrate 16 years on air with surprise calls and laughs, Shem nails a viral Jet2Holidays parody, and the team reveals their TIFF movie debut—plus wild stories, heartfelt listener moments, and a spooky chat with the stars of The Conjuring: Last Rites.

With TIFF kicking off its 50th anniversary, we’re throwing it back to some wild and unforgettable festival moments! In 2014, Maurie sat down with Benedict Cumberbatch to talk The Imitation Game — and got him to rate his British accent. That same year, Angelina Jolie wasn’t doing press for The Breadwinner, but Maurie got her to stop and answer one bold question. And in 2013, we somehow convinced Daniel Radcliffe that fans wanted him cast in Fifty Shades of Grey. TIFF chaos at its finest!

This week on the Roz & Mocha FML Podcast: One listener is struggling with a partner who quit their job and hasn’t found the motivation to get back out there, while another is dealing with the emotional fallout of being forced out of a workplace they once thrived in. Plus, a parent shares the hilarious and slightly concerning story of their teen daughter falling head-over-heels… for ChatGPT. Real stories, real drama — and a whole lot of “FML” moments.

The Damnits take on spelling bee chaos, Maurie and Matthew try to solve duck math, and the team attempts the “Ginger Ninja” tongue twister — spoiler: everyone fails. Plus, Roz reveals what it might take for him to commute with Maurie again.

Mitch Marner opens up about leaving the Leafs over safety concerns, Lady Gaga drops a new song for Wednesday Season 2, Doug Ford goes off on Crown Royal, and Ridley Scott confirms Gladiator 3. Plus, viral hoaxes, celeb drama, scams, and a hot mic moment about immortality

From the emotional pull of reconnecting with someone from your past, to surprising things the team has learned about each other over the years — like toilet habits and unexpected hobbies — it’s all on the table. We also explore strange turn-ons, fictional wardrobes, and whether Maurie’s dad sounds like Hank Hill. 

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, the crew tackles everything from warning labels and soap scents to unexpected family ties—like what happens if your partner turns out to be your third cousin? Roz shares why he left TV but stayed in radio, and things get competitive when the team imagines a pickleball match: who’s partnering up, and who’s taking the win?

Shem defends his top-button fashion choice, Mocha shares his unexpected love for the Back to the Future musical, and Roz reveals he lost all his phone contacts. Maurie hits Fan Expo, and we hear from a woman ranting about everything from measuring cups to phone storage. Plus, a Toronto man loses $200K in a romance scam, Mocha and Maurie try to break the high-five world record, and we chat with Flo Rida, Robbie Amell, and the cast of Wednesday. Also, would you live full-time on a cruise ship? One couple did—and Shem’s all in.

As we celebrate 16 incredible years of The Roz & Mocha Show, this Retro Podcast is all about YOU — the amazing fans who’ve made it all possible. We're throwing it back to some unforgettable calls: the passionate defense of fourarms being sexy, a runway-worthy chat about the perfect strut songs, and the hilarious moment someone took issue with Maurie’s movie list. It’s weird, wild, and wonderfully YOU — just the way we like it.

This episode of the FML Podcast brings you real-life updates from listeners who’ve shared their journeys with us. One caller reflects on how advice from the show helped them break out of their shell and eventually find love — even listening back to their original episode during a road trip with their now-partner. Another shares the shock of discovering a surprise pregnancy, while a newlywed opens up about the pressure from family to start having kids right away. It’s honest, heartfelt, and full of the moments that make FML so relatable.

Shem accidentally puts laxative in his hair, Roz imagines fighting kids for cash, and Maurie celebrates his first Pumpkin Spice Latte of the season. Plus, a bizarre Toronto towel swap flyer, listener reactions to the Jonas Brothers concert, and Roz’s rant about people filming themselves eating.

Lil Nas X makes headlines after being arrested and hospitalized for wandering the streets in his underwear, while Millie Bobby Brown and Jake Bongiovi surprise fans with the announcement of their adopted baby girl. Erik Menendez is denied parole, and Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement continues to dominate the internet. Oasis reunites in Toronto, Benson Boone’s stage design sparks unexpected reactions, and Netflix’s KPop Demon Hunters tops the box office. Plus, Bruce Willis’ wife shares a heartbreaking update on his health, and Spotify introduces in-app messaging. From viral chaos to emotional moments, we’ve got all the st...

This week’s Deep Dive takes you from Port Dalhousie to Grand Turk as the team shares their favourite summer spots, debates Roz vs. John Tesh, and reveals how Roz is surviving cottage life with no AC. It’s sweaty, hilarious, and totally relatable.

Ever wondered what’s harder—walking up 40 flights of stairs or walking down them? We dive into that surprisingly tricky debate. Then, things get weird: what would you do if you looked in the mirror and saw a completely different face staring back at you? Plus, we get personal—what’s one piece of advice your parents gave that you ignored, but now wish you hadn’t? It’s a mix of physical challenge, surreal self-reflection, and heartfelt hindsight.

Shem gets mysterious compliments about his scent but refuses to reveal his cologne, sparking debate in the studio. Roz shares his strict charcuterie board preferences, and the team reacts to a wild story from Anna, whose mom faked her death when she was nine. Plus, Mocha defends his old Hulk Hogan-inspired moustache, Roz dreams up a “Roztaurant,” and Emma Memma joins the show to talk about her final performance at the CNE.

This week on the Roz and Mocha Retro Podcast, we’re heading back to school! We flash back to 2013 for some grown-up advice, hear what kids had to say in 2014, and revisit a fan favourite—Back to School Math with Maurie. Class is in session!

This week on the FML Podcast, we hear from listeners navigating heartbreak, loneliness, and the pursuit of super fandom. Jessica pleads her case to be recognized as a true Roz & Mocha superfan after nine years of loyal listening, while Steffi wrestles with what to do with Lady Gaga tickets gifted by her now ex-boyfriend. Jeff reflects on ending a 19-year relationship that never made it to marriage, and Erin shares her anxiety about living alone for the first time as her fiancé travels to Manitoba to care for his sick grandmother.

Mocha returns from vacation to a flood of messages, while Roz gets none. The team tackles the “Unique New York” tongue twister with hilarious results, and Maurie shares his pricey plumbing disaster. A listener calls in to celebrate a shared birthday with her mom, and another reveals she got a tattoo of the show’s signatures. Maurie and his nanny dine 150 feet in the air at the CNE, and Roz rants about cyclists and e-bike riders hogging sidewalks. Plus, Google’s AI gets Shem’s relationship status hilariously wrong, and Maurie chats with Riz Ahmed about his new film.

Canadian swimmer Summer McIntosh dominates the world championships with three gold medals, while Air Canada’s strike ends after a mediated agreement, allowing flights to resume. Doug Ford slams Stelco’s CEO over U.S. tariffs, and Donald Trump increases tariffs on Canadian goods to 35%. Meanwhile, Hulk Hogan’s coroner report confirms heart issues, Justin Timberlake reveals his battle with Lyme disease, and a Delta flight makes an emergency landing after severe turbulence. Plus, a widow preserves her late husband’s Steelers tattoo by framing his skin, and a Michelin-starred chef creates a burger made from cat food.

With back-to-school season just around the corner, Roz & Mocha are taking a trip down memory lane and diving into some big life questions. In this episode, they reflect on their favorite school memories—from unforgettable classroom moments to the friendships that shaped them. They also explore the kinds of life experiences everyone should have at least once, and share the lessons their kids picked up early that they wish they had learned themselves. Plus, the team discusses powerful quotes and dialogues from movies and TV shows that left a lasting impact. It’s a thoughtful, funny, and heartfelt episode that...

We’re turning the spotlight on YOU in this Summer Special featuring some of the wild, weird, and wonderful calls we’ve received this year! From birthday song requests, to the listener who has no idea what we even look like. Plus, calls full of love… and even one from a hater. You’ll also hear from Mocha and Jenna as we celebrate the unforgettable moments that only you could give us.

All summer long we’re bringing the heat—this time with the wildest, weirdest, most jaw-dropping Helluva Stories you’ve shared with us. In this special edition, we revisit some of the most unforgettable tales: a survivor who lived through a plane crash, a man with a shocking fingernail collection, a flight attendant’s run-in with the passengers from hell, and a woman whose ex-husband ran a Ponzi scheme. These stories are anything but ordinary—because on this show, we don’t just tell stories… we tell Helluva Stories.

Back by popular demand! As part of our Summer Special series, we're revisiting one of the most iconic episodes ever — The Roast of Roz Weston! Originally recorded for Roz’s 50th birthday, this unforgettable celebration features special guests Russell Peters and Scott McGillivray, plus a surprise musical performance from Shawn Desman. It’s hilarious, heartfelt, and absolutely savage. ReLove the Roast!

This summer, we’re turning up the heat—and the frustration! It’s our ultimate collection of your biggest vents of the year so far. From the mom who found out her son was secretly peeing the bed, to rants about slow drivers, and full-on outrage over people FaceTiming in public—nothing was too petty or too real for you to sound off about. If you’ve ever wanted to scream “ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!”—this one’s for you.

This week on The Roz & Mocha Retro Show, we’re letting our hair down — literally. It’s all about hair! Back in 2014, Roz revealed he once shaved his chest hair into the shape of a giant “V” and proudly rocked the look. In 2013, Roz questioned whether he had “anime hair”… and the team had thoughts. And from 2015, for reasons still unclear, Maurie randomly called Roz to ask: how much does hair actually weigh? It’s the hairy moments you didn’t know you needed — all on this week’s Retro Show!

It’s a Roz & Mocha Summer Special! When news breaks or a weird survey needs answers, there’s only one man for the job — Damnit Maurie. In this episode, we round up some of the best man-on-the-street moments of the year, as Maurie hits the pavement to get your hot takes on everything from viral headlines to the most random questions we could think of.

Roz is once again raging about bananas — and the passion runs deep. We also get into the daily spider standoff happening in Roz’s bathtub and why a plastic cup is now part of his morning routine. Plus, the weird new debate: do you dry your feet on a towel… or just the floor? The everyday things that somehow turn into chaos — it’s all in the Deep Dive.

Roz & Mocha reflect on the life and legacy of Hulk Hogan following the wrestling legend’s passing — including some of his most outrageous claims and a touching tribute from his daughter Brooke. Damnit Maurie chats with Jason Momoa about his new Apple TV+ series Chief of War. Plus, Mocha shares the hilarious story of the time he had to share a bed in Vegas… complete with a “pillow wall.” And would you ever get a raise just for running? One company is paying people to lose weight.

This week on The Roz & Mocha Retro Show, we're throwing it back to some unforgettable celebrity moments from the vault! We kick things off in 2013 with the full in-studio interview from the late, great WWE legend Hulk Hogan — a truly iconic visit we’ll never forget. Also from 2013, Lady Gaga joined us during her Born This Way tour to talk music, fame, and everything in between — now, all these years later, she’s back on the road withThe Chromatica Ball. And from 2014, get ready to laugh as Kevin Hart drops by the studio for one of his classic, high-energy Roz & Mo...

This week on the FML Podcast: A long-distance relationship hits a breaking point, a hidden romance is tested by contract drama, someone discovers their ex is pregnant with another man’s baby, and one listener just wants to avoid playing pretend with a younger cousin. Tough choices, messy feelings — all the FMLs in one place.

Maurie’s under fire after revealing Mocha’s mom bought him a T-shirt — and the roasting is relentless. The crew tries to master the tongue-twisting “Irish Wristwatch” challenge with hilarious results. Plus, would you date your pet if they were human? The answers are weirder than you’d think. And Damnit Maurie chats with Dave Franco and Alison Brie about their new movie Together.

Stephen Colbert shocks viewers with news that The Late Show will end in 2026, raising questions about the future of late-night TV. A viral moment from a Coldplay concert puts a CEO and his coworker in the spotlight — thanks to a kiss cam scandal. Plus, new reports reveal why it took so long for Justin Bieber to settle his financial issues with Scooter Braun. We also dive into Trump’s alleged Epstein letter, Beyonce’s Destiny’s Child reunion, a possible Katy Perry–Justin Trudeau romance, and wild updates from Ozzy Osbourne’s funeral.

What’s something you never liked… until your friends changed your mind? Plus, Roz shares his legendary weekend toilet routine—yes, it involves coffee, a charger, and over an hour of alone time. Also: how do YOU pump gas? Do you stop at the click or round up? Elevator etiquette—do you talk to strangers? And would you rather drink your Thanksgiving dinner as a smoothie or chew gum through a fancy tasting menu?