Roz & Mocha

This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast, we clearly picked our clips while hungry—because it’s all about burgers and fries! We’re kicking things off in 2018 with the legendary Great Burger Debate: what is the correct way to stack a burger? Then we revisit the bizarre 2018 story of a guy trying to sell a six‑year‑old burger for only $29 (a steal… or a stomach ache?). And from 2017, we learn something truly shocking: Maurie proudly microwaving his fries before eating them. It’s a deliciously crispy, slightly questionable blast from the past!

A birthday turns into a yearly battle with disappointing gifts, a partner who can’t stop stealing bites of everyone’s food, parents threatening to skip a wedding unless it happens in a church, and the heartbreak of losing a beloved dog and struggling with the guilt that follows. This week’s FML dives into frustration, family pressure, relationship boundaries, and the emotional weight of grief—four stories, all looking for clarity, comfort, and a way forward.

Super Bowl food talk gets out of control as everyone compares their massive spreads — except Maurie, who only had an apple — and Shem reveals he voiced a Pepsi Super Bowl commercial with Alessia Cara. Maurie speaks with one of the human bushes from Bad Bunny’s halftime show, and Mocha gets called out after a fan swears she spotted him at St. Louis Bar & Grill in full camo. At the Olympics, Maurie interviews snowboarder Florian Lechner, who’s searching for a Valentine’s Day date in the Village, and talks with Professor Victor Satzewich about granting figure skater Madeline Schizas an...

Top NHL prospect Gavin McKenna is arrested after an alleged assault, the FBI raises a $50,000 reward as the search for Savannah Guthrie’s missing mother intensifies, and Olympic officials investigate bizarre claims of ski jumpers injecting acid for performance. We also get into Bad Bunny’s record‑breaking Super Bowl halftime ratings, Britney Spears selling her entire music catalog, major Olympic medal wins for Team Canada, and the tragic passing of actor James Van Der Beek at 48.

From debating personal mottos to confessing the worst relationship dealbreakers, listeners open up with questions that take the team everywhere—from whether skydiving or scuba diving is worth the adrenaline, to imagining life on nothing but bland chicken and rice for a million dollars a year. Other submissions dive into beauty routines, reality‑TV obsessions, Super Bowl traditions, and the eternal question of who actually pays at dinner.

Roz and Mocha tackle everything from the words they each use way too much and whether they could quit them for a day, to the moment they realized they were officially “old.” They debate shower habits, talk about their attempts at wind instruments, reveal their biggest fears, and share how they’ve kept their partnership solid for nearly two decades. Plus, the TV shows they can watch on repeat forever.

Mocha gets distracted by the wild new Heinz “keg‑sized” ketchup idea, which sends the room into a debate about gross condiment stations. Does Roz wash his legs yet? Maurie and Chloe hit the Bridgerton Season 4 gala before Maurie chats with the cast about everything from toilets to bridges. Roz describes witnessing a mom yelling at her kid who was somehow standing on top of a car, the team talks with Alessia Cara about her Olympic short film The Gold Within, and Roz declares his deep love for club soda. Mocha brings up the bizarre AI‑bot social network “Moltbook,”...

This week’s Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast is all about SNOW! With so many places getting absolutely WHOLLOPED by winter weather, we dug into the archives to find some frosty classics. We’re throwing it back to 2014 when Maurie tried out his best snow jokes and opened up about his winter skin struggles. And of course, we couldn’t search “snow” without catching up with Snow himself — the rapper — from way back in 2013!

Someone returns to Toronto after years away and suddenly feels out of place, unsure how to make friends or rediscover the city while balancing school and an early‑to‑bed life. Another listener is dealing with the fallout of having a household full of colourful language, now that their little ones have started repeating the words they swore they’d stop using. There’s also someone desperately wishing their partner would put real effort into celebrations instead of relying on them to buy and wrap their own gifts. And finally, a soon‑to‑be parent stresses over choosing a baby name as...

Mocha questions whether it’s ever appropriate for two men to FaceTime each other, sparking a hilarious debate in the room. Maurie sits down with Paris Hilton to chat about her new film Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir, and Jamaican bobsledder Nimroy Turgott joins the show to talk about the team’s Olympic momentum.

Sydney Sweeney fires back at the “MAGA Barbie” accusations, The White Lotus adds Helena Bonham Carter and Chris Messina to its Season 4 cast, and Trump threatens Canada with steep aircraft tariffs. Costco gets hit with a class‑action lawsuit over its rotisserie chicken, while the Grammys spark headlines from Lady Gaga’s big win to Sabrina Carpenter’s PETA backlash and Kendrick Lamar becoming the most‑awarded rapper in Grammy history. Savannah Guthrie pleads for the safe return of her missing mother, the Kelly Clarkson Show announces its final season, and a woman is mauled by a snow leopard after trying...

From getting ID’d at the liquor store and tattoo updates, to struggling with empathy, debating new sign‑offs, and revealing celebrity compatibility, listeners dive into the things they’re curious about most. This week also explores pronunciation debates, what each person thinks they could teach better than anyone, questions of street cred, rapper names based on hospital visits, moustache styles, and whether it’s ever okay to go through a partner’s phone

Get ready for another wild round of Ask Roz & Mocha! This week, the guys debate which part of their night routines they’d gladly ditch, and we check in once again on the ongoing mystery: Does Roz finally wash his legs and feet? They dig into the perks of being in your 40s and 50s, find out whether Chloe has started receiving questionable DMs from listeners, and explore whether Roz and Mocha would be as close today if the show never existed. Plus—after listening since 2009, one fan wants to know the guys’ top three moments of all time.

Mocha kicks off the show after falling down a Cheaters rabbit hole on Tubi, Roz gets roasted when a listener discovers his long‑haired high‑school photo, and Lily Allen’s massive Bitcoin regret sparks wild money stories from the team. We break down the trending “Admin Night” and body‑doubling craze, react to Martha Stewart showering before the gym, and debate whether a viral Uber confrontation is real or completely staged. We check in with longtime listener Kris in Vancouver, hear a terrifying Helluva Story from Maria who nearly died twice in the hospital, and Roz opens up about writin...

Today on the Roz and Mocha Retro Podcast, Shawn asks us to dig up the moment Maurie and Matthew tried caring for one of those life‑like baby dolls back in 2015 — the segment that made them fall in love with the show. And since we’re on the baby theme, we’re also throwing back to Roz and Mocha’s 2014 interview with Snooki about her baby book, plus the unforgettable moment Cheryl Hickey came in and washed Maurie like a baby.

Living with constant sibling arguments, toddlers copying every bad habit a teen has, years of bullying leading to fear of speaking up, and young brothers who won’t stop fighting — real problems from real listeners looking for real advice.

Roz and Mocha recap surviving Toronto’s wild snowstorm — from Roz sending Katherine to the mall in blizzard conditions for a spring jacket, to Maurie and Chloe ignoring every warning and making snow angels in the chaos. Mocha breaks down his big night at WWE RAW in Toronto, we debate Roz’s “no greens” diet, laugh over the idea of “posses” in wrestling, and roast Maurie for choosing a Subway sandwich over dealing with a 45‑minute nosebleed. Plus, listener calls bring everything from street‑cred arguments to a brand‑new dad announcing his baby was born just three hours earlier.

Harry Styles drops new music and teases his next album, Ashton Kutcher says he wants to make a country record, and Kristin Cavallari spills on hooking up with Morgan Wallen. Jason Segel shares an awkward Forgetting Sarah Marshall premiere moment, while Sydney Sweeney gets in trouble for hanging bras on the Hollywood sign. Heated Rivalry stars Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie are officially named Olympic torchbearers, and Canada’s own Mikaël Kingsbury is announced as a 2026 Olympic flag bearer. We also cover Meghan Markle’s Netflix show possibly being canceled, Lady Gaga singing the Mr. Rogers theme for a Sup...

This week’s Roz & Mocha DM Deep Dive brings everything from Chloe opening up about the pressure of being the new girl, to Roz forgetting he ever hated the “vented moment” name, to the team debating whether bald people still need to wear hairnets. We get wild listener questions about the most ridiculous favours they’ve been asked, Mocha being accused of lying about his age, and whether walking on hot coals is better than stepping on Lego. Plus, the crew reveals which decade they'd relive, how they handle partners saying “leave me alone,” who they cheer for when family membe...

How do their kids and families really feel about their “fame”? Roz spills what actually goes into his legendary taco bowl for the girls, and the crew faces a brutally honest hypothetical: if everyone had money equal to Maurie’s debt, would they unanimously hand it over? They also reveal their toilet paper ply loyalty and debate which show member’s vehicle they’d swap with — and why. 

Roz dives back into cold‑plunge life, Mocha goes deep into Winnipeg Reddit bong posts, and Maurie & Chloe get absolutely hammered at the Leafs game. Roz triggers listeners with how he says “roti,” a troll convinces him he ruined Heated Rivalry, and Maurie sits down with the cast of Percy Jackson & the Olympians.

On this week’s Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast, we’re looking back at some of the most unforgettable crying moments from the show—because let’s be honest, tears are basically a running theme. From Maurie’s emotional 2013 performance of A Whole New World, to Mocha admitting in 2014 that he cries anytime a wedding pops up on TV, to Roz reflecting in 2015 on how Kelly Clarkson’s American Idol journey brought him to tears

A parent is frustrated after their mom turns a simple bedtime routine into an exhausting “family fun night,” leaving the kids overtired and everyone overwhelmed. Another listener is tired of receiving birthday gifts they never asked for—either cash to buy it themselves or knockoff versions—and wants to manage expectations without being labeled ungrateful. Someone else is trying to gently convince their aging dad that the “ghost” stealing his keys and phone is really just forgetfulness after losing the person who used to help him find everything. And one worker feels torn between staying at a job with great flexib...

Roz finally admits he has no idea what “standing on business” means, Mocha exposes suspicious old audio of Roz and Maurie from 2023, and the team debates the exact moment Mocha officially “went soft.” We meet a TikTok worker who refuses to work at five very specific times, hear about Maurie and Chloe getting wasted with the Canada Shore cast, and discover yet another Shem voice doppelgänger. Roz also rants about the Stranger Things finale, reveals he’s secretly started watching Hijack without Mocha, and we dive into first‑time‑mom struggles, Dua Lipa’s book‑nerd era, and why Martin Short mi...

Harry Styles announces his long‑awaited fourth album and a brand‑new single, Heated Rivalry drama gets so big even NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman weighs in, Kathleen Kennedy steps down from Lucasfilm, and Sharon Stone publicly calls out rude guests at an awards show. Pamela Anderson says she felt “yucky” near Seth Rogen at the Golden Globes, a new Baywatch casting call warns actors not to dress too revealing, and Green Day is set to open the 2026 Super Bowl. Plus, Kiefer Sutherland faces allegations he attacked an Uber driver, and Idris Elba’s new wax figure is so realistic it even fo...

The team tackles a fresh batch of wild listener DMs, from Mocha defending his hairline to Chloe revealing her brutally honest first impressions of everyone on the show. They dig into cringe social posts, whether Shem cThe team dives into a wild batch of listener DMs, starting with whether Mocha is secretly hiding a receding hairline and Chloe giving her unfiltered first impressions of everyone on the show. They get into cringe social posts, debate if Shem can actually get drunk, and answer what they’d do with $500,000 they have to spend in 24 hours. There’s also a hilarious brea...

A listener wanted to know what Roz and Mocha would do if either one ever left the show, which somehow led Roz into a whole story about leaving ET Canada and hinting it had to do with his book coming out—something he’s never said before. Was there a conflict of interest? We get into that. We also find out which sport each of the guys was secretly amazing at, how everyone carries their phone (right side up or upside down, screen in or out), and whether Shem could actually write a fully original, legit song. Plus: could Roz...

Recapping Chloe’s wild 24th birthday ski weekend, a 10‑year‑old superfan grilling the guys with big questions. Roz also reveals he’s been unknowingly carrying four days of dirty underwear in his bag. Maurie talks with Bryan Adams about Charlie the Wonderdog, the team debates their worst on‑air regrets, and everyone battles the chaos of the snowstorm commute. Plus Shawn Desman joins for his birthday, a rant about grocery store bags, Chris Pratt’s wild gift from Arnold, Roz slicing his hand with sharpened knives, and a conversation about the best advice they’ve ever received.

Let’s take a trip down memory lane! We’re kicking things off in 2013 when a flaming Romo called in to share thoughts on the different stages of being drunk. Fast forward to 2018, when we learned the average person spent a whopping $448 drunk shopping—ouch! And of course, who doesn’t love being tipsy at a concert? That same year, Maurie lived his best life at Pink’s show. It’s all the laughs, surprises, and retro vibes you love—don’t miss it!

From awkward party surprises to relationship dynamics and personal boundaries—this episode dives into real-life dilemmas you’ll relate to. What do you do when a holiday party turns out to be a swingers event? How do you stop pampering your partner without starting a fight? Why do people insist on teaching you things you already know? And if you’re “too nice,” how do you finally set boundaries?

We wrap the week with Roz trying red‑light therapy and a cold plunge (and instantly regretting both), plus Matty calls in to continue his long‑running feud with Mocha. Maurie attempts to join an exclusive “smart people only” social app, we get into wild viral stories, and the team reacts to everything from Marvin Gaye to NASA conspiracy clips. Maurie also chats with players from Team Canada’s women’s hockey team, and we hear from familiar Hollywood voices like Robert Picardo and others through the show’s biggest entertainment moments of the week. 

From Golden Globes glamour with Jessi Cruickshank and Sarah Jessica Parker’s big honor, to wild NHL rumors about Linus Ullmark, plus Kyle Lowry’s emotional Toronto return. We’re talking Tesla’s big subscription switch, BTS announcing a world tour, and Zoe Saldaña becoming the highest-grossing actor ever. All that and more—catch up now!

This week on the Roz & Mocha Deep Dive: We’re answering your wildest DMs! From Chloe’s big introduction to the show and what it’s like being the new voice in the mix, to listeners asking about childhood obsessions, fate, and even prom stories. Plus, we tackle hilarious hypotheticals like what superpower would make life easier, the most embarrassing songs on our phones, and whether Mocha has gone soft. It’s raw, funny, and full of behind-the-scenes vibes you won’t hear anywhere else.

Dream Daddy Roz makes a comeback! A longtime listener wants to revive the smooth, cool alter ego! Plus, we dive into Shem’s signature scent, Maurie’s honorary family status, beard-swapping chaos, and whether parts of the podcast are recorded live or after the show. It’s a wild mix of fan favorites and behind-the-scenes fun you don’t want to miss!

We kick things off with Roz’s hilarious rant about Stranger Things and why Holly Wheeler drives him nuts, plus wild fan theories linking the show to Nightmare on Elm Street. Maurie celebrates his Nana turning 92 with some questionable wisdom, and Roz admits to lying to Katherine about the cost of his snow broom. Mocha and Maurie face off in “Textgate,” Amanda checks out Roz Weston Lane, and we hear from listeners like Maddie, who says the podcast helped her through a tough time. Plus, Jason Kidd’s bizarre advice to NBA rookie Cooper Flagg, heated driveway dreams, and Roz slee...

By popular request from Claudia, we’re kicking things off with a throwback to Roz & Mocha’s 2012 chat with the legendary Eric Braden! Plus, stick around for a special treat — we’ve remixed his call for an extra dose of fun. Don’t miss this blast from the past!

This week on Roz & Mocha’s FML Podcast, we dive into real listener dilemmas that hit close to home. From the pressure of keeping New Year’s resolutions with your family, to questioning whether it’s time to end a long-term relationship, and even the emotional rollercoaster of dropping your baby off at daycare for the first time—Roz and Mocha tackle it all with honesty, humor, and heart. If you’ve ever whispered “FML” under your breath, this episode is for you.

We celebrate a New Year’s milestone with Vivian and Nelson Omeziri, proud parents of baby Olana Alora—born exactly at midnight—sharing how it felt to welcome 2026’s first baby. Plus, Mocha’s fury over the team’s missing Christmas onesies, Maurie’s naughty‑or‑nice street hits, Ric Flair’s hilariously off‑the‑rails Cameo, Roz’s turn‑signal embarrassment, Gabby’s long‑standing contest grudge, a kid’s anthem against the “6‑7” meme, and Pinta’s Callaloo soup question for Roz.

From Russell Brand throwing shade at Katy Perry’s romance with Justin Trudeau to John Cena reflecting on his emotional farewell in the ring, we’ve got all the drama and big reveals. Timothée Chalamet explains his Met Gala absence, while Trump sparks controversy with a Hunger Games-style proposal. Plus, Travis Kelce’s future in football, Gary Busey’s bizarre Christmas gift, and the Critics Choice Awards’ viral snack plate moment. We dive into blockbuster wins like Avatar 3 crossing $1 billion, shocking lawsuits over McDonald’s McRib, and wild theories about a secret Stranger Things finale. 

What are your goals for 2026? What really factors into how much you tip—aside from service, should the subtotal matter? Who on the show would you call first in an emergency, and which one could flirt their way out of a ticket? Plus, do you all keep the same sleep schedule during holidays, or does vacation mode kick in?