No Brains No Headache

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Mindlessly entertaining comedy featuring two best friends from North Dakota. Hosts Matt Cleary and Jordan Weichel will provide a podcast show experience that will have you constantly engaged. Between the outlandish jokes and hot tips this podcast is both comedically delightful and worthy of sharing with family or friends. Join these jokesters for guest interviews, plenty of banter and the ranking game "The Olympics". Available everywhere you listen to your favorite shows.

Episode 251: Drinking Responsibly, The Guys Come Up With A New Movie Plot And Canada Is On The Hot Seat
#251
Last Wednesday at 11:50 PM

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache Podcast Matt and Jordan are in studio to discuss:

New schedule going forward

Dry January

250 million bees

Live concert thoughts

Escaped Convict

The guys come up with a movie plot

Anger coping strategies

Baseball Legend

Reflecting on business ownership

Ways to combat Canadian forest fires


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Episode 250: Birdie Mac Joins The Show To Celebrate The Milestone Of No Brains No Headache
#250
05/27/2025

On this Special Edition Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are joined in studio by Mckeon of Birdie Mac to discuss:

Life hacks can be ridiculous

Condiments and all their glory

Meeting People

Humans at their core just want to party

Caps Lock conundrum

Is Matt gay?

Getting scared too easily

Cubs, Phillies and NBA discussion

Birdie Mac Latest

H9dden Gems Golf series

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Episode 249 : Living in Post Apocalyptic Movies, Airline Conspiracy, 999 Challenge, Irrational Fears
#249
05/20/2025

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are in studio to discuss:

⁃ How We Would Survive in Certain Movies
⁃ Fort Pierre
⁃ Wedding
⁃ Over Using Sayings
⁃ Culvers is the Best Fast Food
⁃ Airline Conspiracy Theories 
⁃ Irrational Fears 
⁃ Driveway Basketball Karen
⁃ 9-9-9 Challenge
⁃ When is a bad time for Jello Shots?
⁃ Movie Review: The Prestige

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Episode 248: Matt Has A Weird Personality And Is Just Finding Out Now That He's Ugly Plus Babygirl Movie Review
#248
05/13/2025

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache Podcast the guys are in studio to discuss...

Insurance is hard

Caffeine has no affect on us

Favorite lunch spots

Artificial Intelligence

Matt has a Susceptive Personality

Jordan is really enjoying the weather

Why didn’t anyone tell Matt that he's ugly?

Getting a pedicure

Babygirl on HBO Movie review

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Episode 247: Most Popular Beer Brands, Worst Names To Have And Would You Ever Do Steroids
#247
05/06/2025

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are in studio to discuss:

Newest Indiana Fever fans

Flag at half mast

College furniture

Matt creates a new game

Modelo taking over as most popular beer

Getting Older sucks

Alternative gas ideas

Unfortunate Names

What's worse?

Jerky review

The Microwave

Diet trends and fads

Would you ever do steroids?

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Episode 246: Matt Invades Wrigley Field, Mega Churches Financial Breakdown And Jordan Goes For The Longest Hike Of His Life
#246
04/29/2025

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache Podcast the guys are in studio to discuss:

Chicago and Wrigley Field. 

Subway Nachos

Longest hike of Jordan's life

Mega Churches

Weird uncles/aunts on Facebook

Bill Belichick and The Hot Crazy Scale

LeBron James caught flopping

Nobody cares about Shedeur Sanders

Hard Knocks Idea

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Episode 245: How To Stop A Dog Attack, Getting Aroused And The Wade Boggs Real Story
#245
04/22/2025

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache Podcast the guys are in the studio to discuss:

Wrestlemania.

Ticks are back

Realizations

The Pope

Security Concerns

Transition lenses

FyreFest 2

Dog attack

The Real Wade Boggs Story

What is your state known for?

Upcoming shows/schedule

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Episode 244: We Make Plans To Open A Bar, Mascot Scandals And The Hunger Games Is Awesome But Also Terrible
#244
04/15/2025

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache Podcast the guys are in studio to discuss:


-New Bar Concepts with plenty of gimmicks

-Being recognized in public

-Moonshine movie night gets out of hand

-Mascot scandals

-Not understanding economic boycotts

-99 game losing streak versus 42 game losing streak

-Hunger Games review and critiques

-Minecraft chicken jockey trend

-Turning knowing Playboy founder Hugh Hefner into a full time job

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Episode 243: Jordan Goes On An Epic Rant, Baseball Is Officially Back And Having Your Own Personal Assistant
#243
04/08/2025

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache Podcast the guys are in studio to discuss:

Varsity Blues

Life Caddie

Questionable friends on social media

Is liking your own pics okay?

Awkward Situations 

Baseball is back

Wait you can’t do that?

7 DUIs in 12 years

The Mayor of Minot is a disgrace

What is happening in North Dakota?

How long would you survive in Guantanamo?


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Episode 242: Matt Is A Wanted Suspect, Introduction To Capitalism And Jordan Finds Out There Are 4 Hunger Game Movies
#242
04/01/2025

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache Podcast the guys are in studio to discuss:

-Daylight Savings in the worst

-Getting pulled over

-The handicapped stall dilemma

-Living in a big city

-Reality show

-Best wing flavor

-Hunger Games recap

-Alcohol training

-Piss Jugs

-Dank Demoss latest

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Episode 241: Comedian Zack Rittenhouse Joins The Show, Wahpeton Real Estate Market And The Dickinson Midgets Change Their Mascot
#241
03/25/2025

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache Podcast the guys are joined in studio with a guest this week to discuss:

-Comedian Zack Rittenhouse joins the show

-Wahpeton life

-Comedy in Fargo, ND

-Dealing with drug addicts

-Dickinson Midgets are changing their mascot

-March Madness

-Filling out a women's bracket

-Famous people getting out of prison

-Which one should start a podcast?

-Upcoming shows

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Episode 240: Jesus Christ On A Pub Crawl, March Madness And Beef Jerky Is Expensive
#240
03/18/2025

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are in studio to discuss

March Madness

Cops are cracking down

Bar scene

What to say at a funeral

Can you make a living being a Poet?

Jesus Christ on a pub crawl

Choosing a movie has come full circle

Wait…You can’t do that

Caribou is awkward

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Episode 239: The Boys Are Back In Town, Matt Sees Joe Rogan Live And Real Life Deep Impact
#239
03/11/2025

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are back in studio to discuss...

Back from vacation

Baylen Out Loud

Travel ball

Real Life Deep Impact

Almost Heroes

Wait…You can’t do that

Part II Meat department outrage

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Episode 238: We Drank Way Too Many Beers, Would You Rather And Jordan Upsets Matt
#238
02/25/2025

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are in studio to talk:

Are we getting too old to keep doing partying?

The Poppy Creative show recap

Marry Mike Tyson’s Daughter

Streaming Services

Beast Games

Wait…You Can’t do that

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Episode 237: We Know It's Cold Out, Stealing Is Back And Warm Up Beers
#237
02/18/2025

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are in studio to discuss...

Yeah we know it’s cold out

Weather being the only thing people talk about...including us

Stealing is back

Lunch meetings

Warm up beers

Pablo Escobar’s Hippos

Jordan watched The Sopranos, again

Wait…You Can’t do that

Wait…part II

Facebook Marketplace

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Episode 236: Price Surges Get The Best Of Jordan, Super Bowl and Roast Recap
#236
02/11/2025

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are in studio to discuss:

Roast of Cole Recap

Expensive ride share services

Chiefs lost

Matt is on a heater

Useless Titles

Social media strategies

Algorithm’s make no sense

Wait…You Can’t do that

Toxic couples that never break up

Social media post of the week

Upcoming shows/schedule


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Episode 235: Longest Month Of The Year, Jordan's Anger Is Tested And A Hallway Surprise
#235
02/04/2025

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache Podcast the guys are back in the studio to discuss - January is over

- Bowling is the worst 

- Bad Collectables

- Paul Skenes Card

 - Marathon subcultures

- Make Super Bowl Commercials Great Again 

- NFL Pro Bowl

- Worst volunteer gigs

 - Bad Prizes

- Someone pooped in Jordan’s Apartment Building

- Wait…You Can’t do that

- Social media posts of the week

- No...


Episode 234: Belle Mehus Show Recap, Matt Is On A Heater And Wait You Can't Do That
#234
01/28/2025

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are back in studio to discuss:

Comedy Show recap 

TV Censorship

Napping at work

Fancy Stuff is overrated

Funny executive orders

Wait…You can’t do that?

Fridge carrying runner

Gambling update

Upcoming shows/schedule

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Episode 233: Matt Visits Chicago For Cubs Con, Jordan Goes Ice Fishing And The Status Of Tik Tok
#233
01/21/2025

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are remotely united to discuss:

Giving foreigners the benefit of the doubt

Matt joins from Chicago to attend Cubs Con

Ice fishing hacks

Business ideas that need to be all Inclusive

Streamers and rise and fall of Tik Tok

Temu Ads

Favorite burger chain 

Upcoming shows/schedule

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Episode 232: Jordan Still Has Anger Issues
#232
01/14/2025

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache Podcast the guys are back in the studio to discuss...

Movie theater trends

Awkward Scenarios

Happy Gilmore 2 and bad sequels

Jordan's anger is still unresolved

Jordan leaves the show briefly

Mafia

Patrick Mahomes kids names 

New Segment

Bet Update

Forrest Gump Challenge

Upcoming shows/schedule


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Episode 231: Matt And Jordan Are Back In The Studio
#231
01/07/2025

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache Podcast the guys are back in the studio in the new year to discuss:

Dry January

Becoming an Ordained minister

Matt’s Dream Job

Famous Brand from each state

Personalized License Plates

Slippers

What Plastic Surgery would you get?

College Football/NFL wager updates

Upcoming stand up comedy show schedule

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Episode 230: Final Show Of 2024
#230
12/17/2024

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys finish out 2024 discussing:

Childhood drinks making alcoholic beverages

Crime being impossible in modern day

Guide to Pride Flags

What if Canada was the 51st state?

Breakdown of Home Alone 

What is the best excuse?

Vikings path to the playoffs

Upcoming shows/schedule

We will be back on January 7th. Happy New Year!

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Episode 229: The Podcast Is On The Move, Poor Man's Nachos And The Forrest Gump Bet
#229
12/10/2024

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are in studio to discuss:

Spotify Wrapped (Nobody Cares)

People throwing beer cans at Zach Bryan

Poor Man's Nachos

Dirty Mike and The Boys

Where we are moving the podcast to.

Facebook groups need to be outlawed

Fantasy Football Sucks

College Football Playoff predictions

Forrest Gump Challenge Wager

Upcoming show schedule


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Episode 228: The Forrest Gump Challenge, Dumb True Crime, Even Dumber Art, Facebook Marketplace
12/03/2024

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are in studio to talk all things:


- Forrest Gump Challenge

- Thanksgiving Recap

- True Crime

- Bar TVs

- Concept Banana Art

- Facebook Marketplace

- Show Announcements


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Episode 227: Olympics of Thanksgiving, How to Fake Your Own Death And Celebrity Couples
#227
11/26/2024

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are in studio to hash it out over:

Mixing types of alcohol

Forgetting you are trying to be sober

How to Fake Your Own Death

How little we care about celebrity couples

Field Stormers

Jokes

Olympics of Thanksgiving things

What are we thankful for?

Upcoming shows/schedule


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Episode 226: North Dakota Tourism, Cyclist Gets Hit By Ambulance And Jake Paul Versus Mike Tyson
#226
11/19/2024

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are in studio to discuss


On the road to Minot

Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson

The Internet hates Matt

Canadian Inventor deep dive

North Dakota Tourism!

Additional Pain and Suffering

Skol Vikes

NFL Week 11 Update


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Episode 225: Ideal Make A Wish Scenarios, The Best Nicknames And Top Election Tweets
#225
11/12/2024

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are back in the studio to discuss:


FMK.

Hugh Hefner

Nicknames

Make-a-wish

Live streamers

Woman tries to sell a baby

Canadian Innovation

Bear resistant suit

War Stories

Favorite Election tweets


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Episode 224: Fast Food Conspiracies, Being Too Hot To Work At A Grocery Store, Taylor Swift Reality TV Show
#224
11/05/2024

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are back in the studio to discuss:

AI on Facebook

Zoom meeting

Election Talk (who cares)

Attractive Jobs

Arby’s

Hot dog prices. 

Kid Influencers

NHL in Utah

Two in the pink, One in the Gink

T Swift/Brittany Mahomes

Poorly designed houses

Upcoming show dates.


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Episode 223: Comedian Eric [redacted] Joins The Show Live From Stadium Sports Bar
#223
10/29/2024

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys continue the road show at Stadium Sports Bar and are joined by comedian Eric [redacted] to discuss:


-Being a North Dakota transplant

-Growing up in Tampa Bay

-Celebrating Buccaneers Super Bowl victory

-Becoming a stand up comedian

-First impressions of Bismarck comedy scene

-The rush of doing your first show

-Trying to fit in as a sports fan

-Sober October

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Episode 222: Comedian Kyle Huber Live From Laughing Sun Brewing Company
#222
10/22/2024

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache Podcast the guys are joined by guest Kyle Huber at Laughing Sun Brewing to discuss:

-Being a North Dakota comedian

-Life as a Saint Mary's Alumnus

-WNBA Finals

-College Football

-North Dakota semi professional sports

-Local news anchors and where they are now

-Partying in our youth

-No longer partying in adulthood

-Old stories from high school (duh)


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Episode 221: Trevor Hendrickson Joins To Talk Business, Comedy, And Some Crazy Stories
#222
10/15/2024

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are joined by Trevor Hendrickson from Patriot Nutrition to chat: -Starting a business -Trying Stand Up Comedy for the first time -What not to do to lose weight -Stories from our lives

-First impressions of the hosts

-Dog grooming

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Episode 220: George Washington Was A Red Head, Exercise Fads And What To Do With A Goal Post If You Acquire One
#220
10/08/2024

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache Podcast the guys are back in the studio to discuss:


-Matt's new favorite style of comedy

-Potluck power moves

-New exercise fads

-What are the “chances” of something happening?

-Top pumpkin producers in the US

-Coal mining black face

-Targeted Ads

-NBNH Billy Madison situation

-Revolutionary War strategies

-Ian Happ gives fans beer money

-Vandy upsets Bama resulting in the removal of field goal posts

Th...


Episode 219: Comedians Josh Dullea And Blaise Kautzman Join In Studio
#219
10/01/2024

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are joined in studio by not one, but two guests for an interview:

-Life of a Midwest comedian

-Small Town North Dakota living

-The Enchanted Highway

-Going to college and getting a degree

-Plot holes in the movie "Holes"

-Crazy deals at bars

-Sobriety breaks

-Josh drinks several sparkling waters

-Mishaps of performing at a comedy show for the National Guard

-Hosting podcasts and radio shows

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Episode 218: Guide To Wrigley Field Etiquette, Beans For Breakfast And Facebook Marketplace Doozies
#218
09/24/2024

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are in studio to discuss:

Wedding Hacks

Matt's Chicago Trip Recap

Power moves 

Is the English Breakfast overrated?

Glass corners in homes

Facebook marketplace 

Instagram accounts

What’s it like getting shot?

NFL news/updates

Vikings good? Panthers...also...good?

Upcoming show dates




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Episode 217: Shoes Optional At Comedy Show, Debating Foreign Currency and Rebuilding A Rebuilding Franchise
#217
09/17/2024

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache Podcast the hosts, Matt and Jordan, are in studio to discuss...


-Jordan attends a wedding

-Matt goes to the pumpkin patch

-Ways to sue your wife

-Plastic surgery

-NFL season so far

-Are the Vikings good?

-Why do the Panthers suck?

-Minor Leaguer tipping pitches to end season

-Hanging out with Fargo comedians

-Upcoming comedy shows

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Episode 216: Negotiating 101, Power Moves And Football Is Back
#216
09/10/2024

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache:

Matt wears a fedora

Garage Sale Power Moves and Stories

Matt and Jordan run into one of their old teachers

Dressing Up is overrated and unnecessary

NFL Football is back and there are some mixed feelings from the hosts

1000 pound sisters are back in the news

Would you live in an old school?

Upcoming Comedy Show News

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Episode 215: Getting Stuck In Orbit, Hot Dog Headlines And Super Bowl Picks
#218
09/03/2024

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache:

Stuck in Space

US prisoners in Russia

Who in the friend group are you?

Phone going off at a quiet event

Which unwritten rule do you break the most?

Hot dog news

Super bowl picks

Fantasy baseball

Upcoming show dates

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Episode 214: Sorority Dance Videos, Backyard Baseball Is Back and A Bad Day To Be A Delivery Truck
#214
08/27/2024

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache:

Slamming body parts in a car door

Bachelorette update and review

Backyard Baseball is Back

Sorority dance videos

Going to the Movies

Pet peeves

Picking entree

FedEx guy recovery




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Episode 213: Finger Guns Are Back, The Guys Celebrate A Wedding And Pizza Ranch Guy Visits Bismarck
#213
08/20/2024

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache Podcast:

Finger guns

Awkward situations

Girls have too many friends

Jaren Duran jersey sales skyrocket

Crazy bar scenario

Pizza Ranch guy visits North Dakota

Full Body Scan

Team Mexico throws a no hitter in the LLWS


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Episode 212: The Bartering System, Matt Locks Himself Out Of His House And Giving Love A Chance
#213
08/13/2024

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are back in the studio to discuss:

Olympic Breakdancing

Matt can’t get into his own house

Weird Injuries

Real Life Trades

Billy Joel

Jordan is a golfer now

Congrats, you are not invited to the wedding

Gambling Stories

MLB bet update

Matt hates most of the things he drinks

New jokes

Upcoming show dates 

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