Empty The Tank

Mannnnn y’all know what the vibrations is. We’re byke. Rested, excited to fill up your ear canals, and even more excited to argue with all of you over our plethora of talking points.

You can expect to hear about 13% of the Burger King jingle earnings being given to legendary composer, Hans Zimmer. Our takes on the Eagles and Chiefs Super bowl and how the world will soon end due to the advances in the latest AI known as CHATGPT. As always our dialogue isn’t complete without a couple rabbits holes being plunged into.

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Ben Affleck and Hemp/CBD/THC infused seltzers help us get this one started. Ben don’t really look like a people person and are these infused seltzers a placebo?

Evan takes us into his first day at the his new place of employment. Yes, Evan is back to the 9 to 5 employment format. Bets for how long this will last are being taken as we speak. Just DM the ETT page to inquire on odds.

The boys then decipher multiple types of “shit” words. Horseshit, apeshit, bullshit, dogshit, and batshit capture our attention for the better...

Its hot... as fuck. But we (and you) are here. Empty The Tank is an all weather and all season show.

At inception, we pay homage to Matt Vasgersian and John Madden, and invent an alarm clock that involves a morning visit from THE Eric Byrnes.

After that, well, we descend into chaos.

The legend of Miss Twerksum is told, and Meg the Stallion continues to keep us in a headlock that we will not fight. We also discern the difference between twerking and "moving one's waistline". An important distinction for the culture.<...

Black, West Indian, and Dominican men are all the same. Literally. They just enact their shenanigans in different regions of the world. We’re just lucky we get to see it all within the boroughs of NYC.

A discussion on the Yankees and Mets domination as well as they comparability to the rest of the league. We go over the league in general as well as discuss possible player scenarios that might make Evan throw up.

The BBL’s are still going very strong. While we love to see it, we have to wonder if they...

Hope you enjoyed the long weekend boys girls and pets, the boys are back.

After a few days of watching other people play with fireworks we are behind the mics again, admiring female sportscasters, debating the logistics of playing the block, reflecting on NBA free agency and figuring out the best day of the week.

All in under an hour. We amaze ourselves too.

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Gabe Kapler is yoked, Siddeeq’s iPhone 8 is in need of a major upgrade, and Evan speaks on what type of people want listening to this podcast. Opening thoughts.

Stay off of TikTok. The Chinese government is watching.

French government trying to ban burkinis. They’ve already banned full face coverings for muslim women. The ignorance is unbelievable.

We dive right in to college baseball and give our predictions on the final and the winner. In case you’re unaware, we were both wrong. Congrats to Ole Miss on their first national championship.

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Welcome Back Boys, Girls and Theys. We're back in your ears, Siddeeq has birthed many children (allegedly) and he loves Nicki Minaj.

We lead off with one of our favorite pastimes, watching cringey Meek Mill videos. He really must of been a top tier drug dealer, because everything else looks difficult for him. Evan confesses that he ate expired ketchup, NASTY work, just like Stop & Shop's pricing.

Stop and Shop leads us to reflect on inflation and the fact that we're definitely in a recession now, regardless of what they say on TV. But, there...

Get ready for ETT to delve into the scary yet beautiful facts about many animals that could very well eat you while you fight back. We move over many different animals and their many scary features. Evan escapes an altercation with a rhino and Siddeeq gets f***** top by a komodo dragon Just some fun facts that we decided to read off in case you didn’t believe that we went crazy for no reason on this.

Fully grown chimpanzees are 8x stronger than a full adult human male.

Rhinos have a 5ft vertical

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Welcome Back to Friday Boys and Girls. It's the first Friday of June and the sun is shining.

This episode your favorite two voices delve into the state of hitting in baseball today and the stunting of player development by older, non learning coaches. But thats the warm-up.

Following that, we delve into conspiracies regarding the ocean, nuclear war, UFOs and fossil origins. Siddeeq is absolutely floored by the fact that the banks, notably HSBC, DGAF about climate change, and New Orleans could be fully underwater by 2050 and be turned into "The New Atlantis".

Evan’s dropping a tape (maybe), those sun tanning mirrors you see in movies gotta be so bad for ya, and Diddy getting called a batty man? These are the things that take up our beginning thoughts on this episode.

NYC bearing down (finally) with these speed cameras. You hated em when they first came out, then you realize 90mph down a one way ain’t it. Cameras on 24/7 with multiple dense traffic locations being added.

Siddeeq also gives us a very nice turning tip.

Herschel Walker for U.S. Senate. I highly reco...