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Listen at your own risk. If something calls your name from the woods during this one, do not answer it.

The spooky one. Colton and Cory build a Scary Movie Mount Rushmore and split hard on Backrooms: Colton gives it a 9.5, and Cory fell asleep twice and gives it a 5. Colton starts a new segment, Hold This L, for Ryan Murphy and this season of American Horror Story. Cory makes the case for Lanterns as a 10/10 and runs Trick or Treat Rapid Fire...

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Spoilers for the first three episodes of American Horror Story Season 13 start at 11:29. Colton has not slept since. Proceed accordingly.

Colton watched the first three episodes of American Horror Story Season 13 the night they dropped. He came in with no sleep and a lot of opinions. He breaks down how the number 13 went from his favorite to his enemy (15:46), walks through the pentagram Christmas tree and the Black Dahlia's return (32:19), and lays out his Coven-vs-the-devil theory (47:51). Cory traces the curse of 13 from the...

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You were warned: two hours of Bleach cope, Kojima receipts, and gym-chocolate science, then the part we actually mean.

Episode 14 opens with the Demon Slayer fans who wanted Colton dead over a robot-apocalypse pick (1:35). Then Cory's new cut and the app that "serves" Colton the bottom of the barrel (3:23). Bleach TYBW episode 48 gets the full treatment. Colton says it was rushed but earns its hopelessness, Kubo really does hate Chad, and the scores land at 8.5 and 7.5 (10:52, 28:59). Cory says every new anime is a...

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Thirteen episodes in, the only anime character either of us can beat is Usopp. Listen at your own risk.

Cory opens on zombies versus robots and picks robots because he refuses to die anywhere without electricity (0:54). Episode 13 shouts out the Audible listeners (2:22), Colton passes his last exam (3:45), and Cory's son goes full Ghostface and refuses to bathe in character (4:21). Colton explains that every dating app is an algebraic equation built to keep you paying (7:25), Cory pitches Deltora Quest and the two of them...

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Caylon is back, Cory is cornered, and nobody in this room is qualified to settle anything. Listen at your own risk.

Caylon is back for the first time in nine episodes, and EP12 goes exactly as chaotic as Colton promised. Housekeeping first: the show is on every audio platform and the site is live (1:07). Colton reviews Buddy and wants his $20 back for the pacing (8:20). Then the updated top-three anime lists come out and none of them agree: Cory rides FMA Brotherhood, Naruto and...

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This is the episode where Cory would rather take a bullet than play a Souls game. Listen at your own risk.

Cory is back after Colton's solo episode and the first thing he does is step in gum. The show is now on Spotify, Apple, Amazon, and YouTube Music, the site is rebuilt, and a special guest is booked with $10 on the whiteboard from Cory saying he doesn't show (3:36). Colton pays $420 for the Final Fantasy VII Revelation collector's edition and reports the director's...

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There was nobody in the room to stop this one. Proceed accordingly.

Colton records EP10 alone. Cory is out, nothing is wrong, and the show keeps moving. Ten episodes in and the site is live with story submissions and a voicemail line. Then it gets personal — what it actually takes to restart your life, paying respects to Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, Peter Cullen and Yayoi Kusama in one brutal week, and why he cannot make himself say the word dead. He argues you ca...

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This is the one where the costume was the most normal thing that happened. Proceed accordingly.

Cory turns up in a full Spider-Man bodysuit and refuses to take it off for eighty-nine minutes. Last week's question gets answered and it goes somewhere neither of them planned — Cory on grace and still grieving a friend seven years later, Colton on the night he turned 18 and cried on a hill in Flagstaff convinced he was already behind. Then Cory reviews Spider-Man Brand New Day and se...

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You were warned. Welcome, Listeners.

Colton and Cory open on cult recruitment numbers and a plan to rent Alcatraz for the membership, then spend twenty minutes casting the movie of their own lives and cannot produce the name Harrison Ford between them. Cory reports what 2026 has taught him so far, which is eight hot dogs in a day and a new title. Spider-Man takes the all-time opening weekend record and Colton reads the numbers to settle it. A horror review lands a score...

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Listen at your own risk. You already know that by now.

Colton and Cory come back to a new set, a new lamp, and Cory formally opening cult recruitment with the island and deity already picked. Tom Cruise gets ruled unfit to save the world at five foot six, Nolan's Odyssey numbers come in absurd, and Cory confesses to outvoting a friend into Twilight over Skyfall fourteen years ago and texts him live to confirm he's still furious. The horror games debate lasts...

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We recorded this one sick, on no sleep, with no plan. Every take in here is going to age badly.

Cory opens the show alone because Colton nearly didn't make it, then Colton turns up sick anyway. The website gets announced, guest applications are still a thousand dollars cash and a hard credit check, and last week's question eats the entire episode — Cory argues Geto had a workable premise and Colton points out the man proposed genocide. The Edgerunners season two teaser starts a...

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Welcome, Listeners. Even though we told you not to listen, here you are.

Cory opens with a work story about a patient who came back to life after being pronounced dead, and Colton immediately smells a lawsuit. The IHOP bag-of-chips heist resurfaces because Colton's memory is permanently stuck in 2016, and somehow that leads to hitchhiker risk assessment and roadside serial killer spotting. Do Not Look This Up covers the fireman-arsonist phenomenon and a Pentagon-to-ancient-aliens rabbit hole. Colton pulls the curtain back on manufactured...

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Welcome, Listeners. Even though we told you not to listen, here you are.

The Do Not Listen Show is back after a year and some change, with a new set, two hosts, and a topic list that's been collecting dust since 2023. Cory catches up on paramedic school and his wrestling application, then his fire chief calls mid-record, and he just leaves. Colton recaps a year on the road, pours one out for Caylon, and admits he pulled his own teeth as a kid...

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New year, same lack of judgment.

The crew comes back from the holiday break with resolutions nobody will keep and stories nobody should tell. Caylon has a mom situation that somehow becomes everyone's problem, the AI dating bot conversation goes exactly where you think it does, and tattoo choices get judged with zero mercy. Airbnb horror stories round it out because apparently nobody in this room can go on vacation without something going wrong.

Got a story, a theory, or something...

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If you're still here, that's on you.

Colton, Cory, and Caylon are back and somehow less prepared than the first time. Bleach Thousand-Year Blood War Part 3 gets the full treatment, Caylon finally picks up Cyberpunk 2077 two years late and has opinions about it, and the three of them attempt a Dandadan pre-review despite knowing almost nothing. The rest is tangents nobody asked for and nobody tried to stop.

Got a story, a theory, or something we should never look up? Drop...

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You weren't warned. Nobody was. This is where it starts.

Colton, Cory, and Caylon kick the doors open with the show nobody asked for. Three best friends argue over the Jujutsu Kaisen and My Hero Academia endings with the confidence of people who may not have finished either series, fight about which anime deserve the new Big Three crown, and throw out game predictions with almost no chance of aging well. Somewhere in the middle, patriotic mariachi bands come up and nobody can...