Tapes and Scowls
Join Max and Tim each week as they discuss each and every movie they watch! From film classics to new releases and all the B movies in between!
Tapes And Scowls Episode 331 - "Car Action For Beast Men or What Do We Mean, Mr. Fish?"
Tim has a beloved movie that he found on Tubi! It features an astounding car chase. Max struggles with a series he loves that is largely letting him down...like alot. Enjoy!
Max's Movie - Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025)
Tim's Movie - Bullit (1968)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 330 - "Accidental Perfection or No Likey Thinkie."
Happy Halloween, folks! This week, Tim lucked into perfect timing for his movie. Max biopics, a story that actually has the blessing of the person it documents. Kinda cool, huh? Check your candy, kids! 🍬 🍫 🍭
Max's Movie -A Complete Unknown (2024)
Tim's Movie - Dressing Up Halloween: The Story Of Ben Cooper Inc. (2024)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 329 - "Byron From The Meat Packing Plant or Evil Me Up, Lady."
Max gets pumped watching a Disney buddy cop flick that has strong themes, and Tim watches Martians invade Puerto Rico for the women! Seriously, that's a plot point.
Max's Movie - Zootopia (2016)
Tim's Movie - Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster (1965)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 328 - "ZombieCON Vol. 1 Review or At What Price, This A$$hole?"
This week is a little different in that we were asked to review and critique a fun new horror movie in "ZombieCON Vol 1". Much love to the production for reaching out to us. Max and Tim hold no punches back as we brave becoming assholes ourselves to point out the good, the bad, and the silly fun. Watch as we struggle with our own rating system, offer insider information, praise the good, hide the bad, basically love this little horror film that could. Four cosplaying best friends start a zombie apocalypse...what more do you need? If you want...
Tapes And Scowls Episode 327 - "Texas Shamwow Massacre or You Can Love Again, Creep."
Slapchoppin your speakers! Tim has a traditional romance in which everyone is chasing Sally Field around a dude ranch. Then Max watches a tension heavy movie from a director this podcast has loved and loathed. Enjoy!
Tim's Movie: Murphy's Romance (1985)
Max's Movie: Rebel Ridge (2024)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 326 - "Nudity Is Important or A Boy And The Misfits."
Tim rewards himself with a movie Max describes as the "Grimm Fairy Tale version of Nutty Professor" which we like. Then Max does a Disney that may just be D&D. Probably. Richard Rich seeks power and only Glenn Danzig can help him! Nah, that's just fun bs.
Max's Movie - The Black Cauldron (1985)
Tim's Movie - The Substance (2024)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 325 - "Meanest, Roughest, Gruffest or Chilling With The Emperor."
Max has a movie most people have seen! Does it hold up? Probably! Tim has the toughest Tubi Ten movie yet. Get ready to feel awful and run down. Enjoy!
Max's Movie: Gladiator (2000)
Tim's Movie: Joe (1970)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 324 - "Forever Banned, Batman or We Always Blank On Her."
Tim has an unpopular opinion when it comes to his Tubi Ten movie this week. That's always fun! Max returns to a favorite franchise. Will it hold up yet again, or leave his heart in the gaslands?
Tim's Movie - Mojave (2015)
Max's Movie - Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)
Tapes And Scowls Classics- Episode 5: "Exploited Dynamite and the Guy With The Bugs in his Back Goes Crash"
Time to revisit another classic, all the way back in January of 2019! Enjoy the nostalgia of a bright-eyed Max and Tim!
Tim's Movies: Black Dynamite, Ninja Scroll
Max's Movies: Gone Girl, Crash
Tapes And Scowls Episode 323 - "It Will Leak For Hours or Face Pleasure "
Max kicks off this week with a painful film that tours Poland. Tim brings an anime from his #TubiTen, which gives off similar yet darker vibes to another popular film of this time. Enjoy!
Tim's Movie: Kite (1998)
Max's Movie: A Real Pain (2024)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 322- "Pieces Of A Whodunnit or Trippin Shrooms On The Cranberry Farm."
Do you like splattery gore? Tim has you this week! Max has you if you want a unique romance movie! If you don't want either of those things, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe try again next week?
Tim's Movie: Pieces (1982)
Max's Movie: My Old Ass (2024)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 321- "My Favorite Oiled Up Super Guy or A Really Bad Three."
Oh no! John Wick clones! It happens alot nowadays. Max has one by a favorite director. How does that pan out? Also, Tim continues the Tubi Ten with a film that has such a weird plot, you have to hear Tim read it. Enjoy the madness!
Max's Movie: Havok (2025)
Tim's Movie: Chompy And The Girls (2021)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 320 - "Concentrated Hobo Pee or Inept Drifter Revenge.'
We have an interesting movie combo this week. First, Tim's Tubi Ten continues with a low-budget sci-fi 70's movie. Then Max visits a polarizing director in the history of our podcast. Is any of it good? Maybe! It's all lasers and vengeance. Enjoy, soft baby men!
Max's Movie: Blue Ruin (2013)
Tim's Movie: Laser Blast (1978)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 319 - "Kind Of Reeled In or Texas Two-Step: Grease Fires."
Hello, friends! Tim is still doing his Tubi Ten and Max plays a cat and mouse game.
Now with more country & western goodness!
Max's Movie: Runaway Jury (2003)
Tim's Movie: Lion Girl (2023)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 318 - "Double Dang Serial Killer or Pickings Of A Non-Slim Variety."
Time to head to Hollywood, it's Tapes And Scowls time! Max has an interesting true crime film loosely based on real events. Tim continues his Tubi Ten with a dark, raw film about family legacy. Enjoy this evil episode!
Max's Movie: Woman Of The Hour (2023)
Tim's Movie: Pickings (2018)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 317- "Meg Ryan's Crowbar or Some Beatings Stick With You."
This week, Tim ushers in the Tubi Ten, where he watches 10 movies on Tubi in a row with various returns. Max finishes off a trilogy of horror that have all made the podcast. Is this last one the best one? And what of Meg Ryan these days? Find out with us now!
Tim's Movie: Mortuary (1982)
Max's Movie: Maxxxine (2024)
Tapes And Scowls Classics - Episode 4: "Hold The Crap"
Time for another classic! This time we head back to January of 2019. Max brings the horror and Tim has another film that doesnt jive with his tastes. How bad could it be?
Tim's Movies: Hold The Dark, The Founder
Max's Movies: The Creature From The Black Lagoon, Salem's Lot (1979)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 316- Rewind Episode
This time we compare both the winner and the favorite from this past Oscar's race for Best Animated Film. Both have been covered separately, so that means it's time to rewind.
Tapes And Scowls Episode 315 - "Bitchin About Movies or That Damn Diddy."
Max checks out an adventure musical and Tim mucks it up. Let's get scrappy!
Max's Movie: Mufasa: The Lion King (2024)
Tim's Movie: Muckman (2009)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 314 "You Got Revenge And I Helped or Six Carnations On Your Dead Mother."
Lee Harker would approve of this very regular ass episode!
Tim's Movie: Death Rage (1978)
Max's Movie: Long Legs (2024)
Tapes And Scowls Classics - Episode 3: "Aliens, See-Through Men, and a Walrus Walk Into A Murderous Party?"
Time for more Classic Tapes And Scowls goodness. Max did Venom when it was fairly new, Tim confused his family with Tusk, an absolute gem and well....Murder Party. Have at it!
Tim's Movies: Tusk, Murder Party
Max's Movies: The Invisible Man (1933), Venom
Tapes And Scowls Episode 313 - "We Have Boobies At Home or The Chris Of Dogs."
Did you know Max is a dashing MFer? Romance is in the air, as is religious discussions. Strap in. One is an A24, and the other has Tarantino ties. Enjoy!
Tim's Movie - Heretic (2024)
Max's Movie - True Romance (1993)
Tapes And Scowls Classics - Episode 2: "By the Power of Grayskull...This Ending Blows.""
Time for another Classic episode of Tapes and Scowls! This time we travel back to our second ever episode, where Max and I barely knew what we were doing. Sounds just like today. Enjoy!
Damonium: Underground Solider (2015)
The Blob (1988)
Power Of Grayskull: The Definitive Guide To He-Man & The Masters Of The Universe(2017)
Cold Skin (2017)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 312 - "Scrying For Witches or Man-Slut Cat Slams It Down."
Tim does a love movie! Max does a Disney classic. Sam puzzles on, but with marbles? Beware shady vets, they will put you down.
Tim's Movie - Me Before You (2016)
Max's Movie - The Aristocats (1970)
Tapes And Scowls Classics - Episode 1: "The Devil, The Blacksmith, and The Predator""
It's time to be transported back in time to 2019. Tapes and Scowls, an offshoot of comic podcast Capes And Scowls, hit the airwaves. The weekly podcast has rarely missed a week since then. We are bringing back all of our old episodes to our new feed as TAS Classics, Can you recall the first movies Max and Tim reviewed ever? Find out now!
Tapes And Scowls Episode 311- "Hot And Over It or He Kinda Seems Like He Sucks."
This week was a long time coming for sure. We are running with it, seeing as we are hot and over it. We answer the questions "What if a vampire ran the Yakuza?", "What happens when a dog loses its super sonic bark?", and "can Sam ever finish this puzzle?". Maybe if she finds her inner frog! 🐸
Tim movie - Yakuza Apocalypse (2015)
Max movie - Bolt (2008)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 310- "Three Days Grace's Monster or Taped Bacon."
This week, Tim does that one movie that makes everyone uncomfortable. No, not that one. The other one, with the spaghetti. In the tub. Max also has a movie that may or may not have anything to do with squatter rights of monsters.
Tim's Movie - Gummo (1997)
Max's Movie - Your Monster (2024)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 309- "Most Best Smack or Newsferatu For Cleansing."
This week, Tim gives us a dramatic Martial Arts flick that is very careful and limiting with its action. Max has something familiar outside of its mustache. The old cursed days are back! Best of luck.
Tim's Movie - Hydra (2019)
Max's Movie - Nosferatu (2024)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 308- "Sam Is Doing This For Herself Alone or A Nurturing Crime Zone."
Tapes and Scowls are ready to give you a good, good time. We battle with how to grade a movie very similar to another good movie, Tim tours several different zones for the folks at Guinness, and Sam has puzzle pieces caught in her hair. Enjoy!
Tim's Movie - Crime Zone (1988)
Max's Movie - Daddy's Head (2024)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 307- "Spam Elevation or No Pride In Fractions."
Tapes And Scowls returns again this week to put movie goodness on your watchlists. Tim has a cult classic favorite, and Max has a disappointing Disney. Now with more Spam! Enjoy!
Tim's Movie - Judgement Night (1993)
Max's Movie - Moana 2 (2024)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 306- "Ka-Chow!! or Gintz And The Not Good Zoo."
Movies! We got em. This week, Tim covers an Oscar winner, and Max watches a sports movie that is sad. Which movie will evoke the most tears? We break out tear buckets to find out. Enjoy!
Tim's Movie - Flow (2024)
Max's Movie - You Gotta Believe (2024)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 305- "Tongue Play or Don't Thank The AI."
This time, we wrassle with our scores. Tim watches a low budget film that pushes his "wrestler rule" to the max, and Max watches a favorite by a favorite director. Darkness hides under the surface, but our opinions don't.
Tim's Movie - The Unbreakable Bunch (2023)
Max's Movie - Blue Velvet (1986)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 304- "Don't Be Carlos or Booger Sees I2I."
This week, we have two very different movies. Tim kicks it off with an uncomfortable adventure through Buffalo, and Max revisits a Disney road trip movie. Cast a line on these flicks! Enjoy.
Tim's Movie - Buffalo '66 (1998)
Max's Movie - The Goofy Movie (1995)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 303- "Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Near That Kennel or Rectangle Throating."
This week, Max gets musical. Tim watches the best looking b-movie maybe ever. Creature suits! Also, Peter Dinklage is the goat. Enjoy.
Max's Movie: Wicked
Tim's Movie: The Guyver
Tapes And Scowls Episode 302- "I'm Getting That Pizza or Waterskiing Monsters In A Pyramid."
This week is one heck of a creature feature. Also, pretty gasy! Be quiet around all of them regardless. Enjoy.
Tim's Movie - Alien: Romulus (2024)
Max's Movie -A Quiet Place: Day One (2024)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 301- "Top Tier Crocodile Life or Growing Up In The Tomato Belt."
This week, Tim has one final Christmas for us to deal with. Max actually spoils his movie a little because it was spoiled for him, and it made him want to see it even more. Enjoy.
Tim's Movie - Red One (2024)
Max's Movie - Juror #2 (2024)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 300 - "Puzzle Robe or Tomato Bucks."
This week, Sam wears her vivacious Puzzle Robe! Tim kicks this off, our 300th episode, with an 80's B Movie and Max follows it up with some wooden acting. That fits how we celebrate a milestone. Enjoy.
Tim's Movie - White Fire (1984)
Max's Movie - Carry On (2024)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 299 - "Breakfast Dumplings or Speared In The Holidays."
This week, Tim still has a Christmas film, but the wrestler rule is in effect! Max has a biopic that is good and ploddy. Also, Sam F's up bad. Enjoy.
Tim's Movie - Santa's Sleigh (2005)
Max's Movie - Snowden (2016)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 298 - "Lunar-Powered CGI or The Drunken Chestnut."
This week, Max has a Christmas movie that has less to do with Christmas and more to do with hostages. Tim listened to a bad person and watched a movie about sharks on the moon. You read that right! Enjoy.
Tim's Movie - Shark Side Of The Moon (2022)
Max's Movie - El Camino Christmas (2017)
Tapes And Scowls Episode 297 - "Trouble Spanish For Deer Santa or Gaudy Dracula."
This week, we start hitting our movies we watched in December...which means Christmas movies start. Also, vampires! Enjoy.
Tim's Movie - Dear Santa (2024)
Max's Movie - Nosferatu (1979)
