What The F***

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By: Jake Jacobs

Life is unpredictable, messy, and downright hilarious - so much so that sometimes, all you can say is What the F***?! This podcast dives into the wild, unexpected, and thought-provoking moments that make us stop in our tracks. From laugh-out-loud absurdities to deeply serious, life-changing events, we explore the stories, emotions, and lessons behind these WTF moments.Join Jake Jacobs, Sammie, and the Don (and some special guests along the way) for candid conversations, real-life stories, and unfiltered takes on the chaos of being human. Whether it's a bizarre coincidence, a shocking twist, or just the ridiculousness of everyday life...

6 7 Motherf*****
#4
Today at 11:00 AM

This week’s episode of What The Fuck hits chaotic family-edition levels when Jake brings his daughter Tanya Rose onto the show—and the madness begins immediately. Tanya walks in, takes one look at Jake’s “Only Dads” T-shirt (a gift from Dave back in the They Call Her Domino episode), and expresses her opinion...in classic WTF fashion.

Tanya wastes zero time dropping her first WTF story, a wild encounter inside a gynecologist’s office that leaves Jake, Sammie, and Don practically gagging/choking with laughter. From awkward small talk to an unexpected moment of pure chaos, Tanya...


"No" Is A Complete F****** Sentence
#3
11/25/2025

This week’s episode of What The Fuck starts with a blooper reel so chaotic, so completely beyond explanation, that even we can’t tell you how it happened. Just hit play and try to keep up.

From there, Jake drops us straight into the madness with a real-life WTF Walmart moment — a head-on collision inside the store that leaves everyone wondering how people like this operate heavy machinery… or shopping carts.

Then Don jumps in with a story forged in the fiery pits of entitlement: a full-blown family meltdown at a restaurant that could be used...


Chuckin' Chairs At Chief's
#2
11/18/2025

Buckle up, because this week’s episode of What The Fuck proves that reality doesn’t need writers — real life provides all the chaos we can handle. Jake, Sammie, and Don dive straight into a three-course meal of mayhem featuring celebrity meltdowns, parenting plot twists, and good old-fashioned idiot drivers.

Jake kicks things off with the unforgettable, absolutely bonkers arrest footage of Morgan Wallen’s chair-throwing incident at Chiefs on Broadway in Nashville. We break down every wild detail — the toss, the cops, the “what was he thinking?” moment, and the internet’s immediate meltdown. If you’ve ever w...


Ingesting Sports Talk
#1
11/11/2025

Season 3 of What The Fuck kicks off with new chaos and plenty of laughs! Jake shares how he got his first sugar daddy DM on TikTok, Don ranks his Top 3 Worst Drivers of the Week based on license plates, and Sammie hits the lottery when she gets in trouble at work. Buckle up — this one’s pure WTF energy!🤣


We're Baaaaaaaaaack
11/10/2025

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. Season 3, Episode 1 drops tomorrow, November 11, 6AM ET. Be there or be left out, or something...


Season 2 Blooper Reel
09/06/2025

You’ve heard the polished episodes, but now it’s time for the chaos we couldn’t keep. In this special blooper reel, we’re serving up every off-script disaster, uncontrollable laugh fit, and “did-that-really-just-happen?” moment from Season 2.

From hosts forgetting their own intros, to co-hosts spiraling into inside jokes that went way too far, to guests dropping one-liners that made us choke on our drinks, to barking dogs—we’ve got it all. Technical fails, tongue-twisters, unplanned rants, and more glorious nonsense that never made it past the edit.

Basically, it’s the unfiltered, unhinged side of W...


Road Rage Inside WalMart
#14
08/23/2025

Season 2 of What The Fuck goes out with pure chaos. First, it’s the Great AC Saga - Jake’s and Don’s both give out like they planned it, and we swap repair horror stories. Then Sam raises the stakes with a wild double feature: her mom gets caught in a hit-and-run, and that same weekend Sam nearly wrecks her ankle delivering groceries into a yard that belongs in Caddyshack.

Jake breaks down the behind-the-scenes of that almost-viral Walmart road rage TikTok, and we close things out where all true rage begins—parking lots. From near collisio...


The Occasional Penis
#13
07/24/2025

Jake is hot—literally. With no central AC and summer in full swing, he's recording this episode in a sweat-soaked rage, and things only get weirder from there.

This week, the gang dives into one of those “how did we even get here?” conversations. From unexpected nudity in movies and TV (yes, including the mystery of penis stunt doubles) to the evolving standards of what counts as gratuitous on-screen exposure—nothing is off-limits.

Then, in a more serious turn, Don leads a thoughtful discussion on how smartphones and constant connectivity are affecting today’s younger generation...


Maybe I Should Do Xanax More Often
#12
07/09/2025

Jake hits the record button fresh off a VA hospital visit, still floating on the afterglow of a Xanax-fueled MRI—and somehow still manages to inhale a Baconator mid-show. The crew kicks things off with some 4th of July chaos, throws around ideas for doing more short videos, and roasts each other with zero mercy (as usual). Jake might become an extra in a FanDuel commercial, which of course leads to us completely derailing. And we wrap things up with a story about a woman who drove her car too deep onto the beach, got stuck, and—yes—had the mo...


The 4th Hole
#11
07/03/2025

Buckle up, because this one’s a flaming dumpster on roller skates. Jake drags one of his wild-ass Texas friends onto the show and the vibes go off the rails immediately. JaeJae hijacks the mic with her sad, sweaty, rage-filled tales from the frontlines of menopause—she’s hot, she’s pissed, and nobody’s safe.

Then the crew wades into the swamp of arguing with stupid people (pro tip: don’t bother), but it’s JaeJae’s Amazon return story that really sends this episode off a cliff. One minute it’s a return gift-horse, the next it’s MONSTER...


Hit Us With It, Don
#10
06/26/2025

Don’s back from his Alaskan cruise and let’s just say his beef with a certain airline is fully cooked—he’s naming names and he’s not holding back. Meanwhile, Sammie's returned from Virginia and she’s on a mission: finding the sweet spot in her microdosing journey without accidentally tripping balls. And then there’s Jake, who drops a white rice story so insane, so absolutely Not chicken-fried, you’ll never look at a grain of rice the same way again.

It’s chaos. It’s hilarious. It’s What The Fuck. Hit Us With It, Don!


Best Of the Chaos (So Far)
#9
06/17/2025

While Don’s off chasing glaciers in Alaska, Sammie’s deep in mom-mode, and Jake’s still locked in mortal combat with the VA, we’re hitting pause this week—but not without leaving you something to laugh about. This special summer break episode is a no-filter recap of some of our funniest, weirdest, and most ridiculous moments so far from Season 2. From off-the-rails tangents to accidental brilliance, we’re serving up the highlights that had you laughing out loud (or texting us concerned).

The gang will be back next week, sunburned, sleep-deprived, and ready to cause more trouble...


A Bad Joke By God
#8
06/10/2025

Jake, Sammie, and The Don are back to ask life’s most pressing question: What the fuck?

This week, the trio unpacks the legend of Valerie the Dachshund and her wild adventures Down Under—yes, an actual sausage dog on a mission. Then it’s off the rails (as usual) as The Don reveals he’s being sued by his HOA for reasons that may or may not involve a decorative flamingo.

From there, it’s a whirlwind of everyday chaos, from accounting faux pas...botched bills from lawn care bros, rental companies, and Internet Service Pr...


Just A Sweet Butt
#7
06/03/2025

In this week's episode, Jake, Sammie, and the Don go full throttle on biker culture - from the meaning of "sweet butt" to the wild world of fish grips. We talk about the chaos of forgetting meds (happy pills), Jake's OCD tendencies, and somehow land the plane with a heartfelt reading of In Flanders Fields in honor of Memorial Day.

It's bikes, banter, and a dose of respect for those who gave all.


I'm Your Huckleberry
#6
05/27/2025

In this episode of WTF, Jake, Sammie, and the Don round up a wild mix of WTF moments - the kind that make you laugh, cringe, and question everything. They kick things off with some positive WTFs for a change (yes, they exist), before diving into the chaos of comedy club hecklers and Jake's eternal stuggle of ordering food with no raw onions.

Big news out of Ireland: Taco Bell has finally landed. The crew debates whether this is a culinary win or a late-arriving food crime. Then they steer into heavier territory: the murky space between...


Strippers, Cocaine, & Parties
#5
05/20/2025

This week on What The F***, I sit down with my mentor Robb-former head of the Audio Department at the Art Institute of Nashville-for a candid conversation about music, madness, and everything in between.

We get into his time archiving Warner Brothers cartoon sound effects, the Wilhelm scream, and what it was like touring as a drummer with Bobby Goldsboro. He tells stories about bumping into celebrities, having his music stolen, and I confess some sins of late-night studio chaos that only happens when the grown-ups aren't watching.

It's raw, real, ridiculous...and all true.<...


S*** In Your Grits
#4
05/13/2025

Buckle the hell up, because this week's episode is a full-throttle rantfest about everything wrong on the road. We're talking bad driving, bad decisions, and the barely-functioning circus of chaos that is modern traffic.

We kick things off with a woman calling AAA for a flat tire...that the cops caused during a high speed chase...chasing Her, in a real-life Fast & Furious meets Jerry Springer scenario.

From there, we tally up roadkill points (RIP birds and turtles), dissect left-lane loiterers, and break down why your navigation app isn't a liar.

Also featured:<...


The Flight Of The Swirling Yack
#3
05/06/2025

In this episode, we're covering the wild ride that is colonoscopy scheduling, prep, and the day-of-yes, it's as fun as it sounds. Then we run into a childhood friend's daughter at a strip club, watch a customer refuse to give up her place in the DMV line, and somehow manage to talk about puking in not one, but two helicopters.

If you've ever questioned how your week spiraled out of control, this one's for you.


Your Stupid Is Showing
#2
04/29/2025

This week on What The F***, we're joined by Melinda, a cabin rental owner in the Smoky Mountains of Tennessee, who's got WTF stories you won't believe (but sadly, they're all true). Guests breaking heavy log beds and dining tables? Check. Toilets smashed with pool balls? You bet. Moms renting cabins just so their teenage sons can throw beer-on-the-ceiling destruction parties? Of course. Guests casually leaving loaded guns behind? That too. People complaining about dryer lint behind the dryer? Yep. Influencers literally feeding bears pizza - because why not die stupidly? Uh huh. And yes, a review that will...


Laser Focused On My Ass
#1
04/22/2025

Season 2 kicks off with a wild ride. Katy, host of the What The Psychology podcast, joins us to talk about true crime psychology, hilarious emergency room stories, the tv show Criminal Minds, oddly efficient colonoscopy scheduling, DMV raging, and Harley Davidsons.


Season 2 Trailer
04/15/2025

Season 2 Trailer. Hit that like and subscribe button!


Season 1 Blooper Reel
04/08/2025

We did our best...but sometimes, our best was a complete disaster. Welcome to the ultimate behind-the-scenes look at What The F*** Season One-where we've compiled the funniest, weirdest, and most cringe-worthy outtakes from the season. From uncontrollable laughter to tech meltdowns, forgotten thoughts, and the moments we definitely should've edited out (but saved for this episode instead), it's all here. This episode is even more chaotic than usual, so if you're looking for structured storytelling...this ain't it.


What The Duck (Season 1 Finale)
#13
04/01/2025

Jake, Don and Sammie wrap up Season 1 with some funny and serious WTF moments. Please leave us a review or send us an email at wtfpodcast24@gmail.com!


They Call Her Domino
#12
03/25/2025

Dave stops by to share some Sailor Shenanigans from our South Texas days, some work related WTF's, and childbirth WTF's.


Identity Theft Is Not A Joke, Jim
#11
03/18/2025

Sam, Don and Jake talk about identity theft, idiot content creators, idiots in general, and Mexican and Italian restaurants.


Half A Pack Of Marlboros And A Summary Judgement For Alimony
#10
03/11/2025

Don, Sam and Jake discuss walking, being arrested, hot dogs, hallways, and Deep Purple.


It's A Unit Of Measure
#9
03/04/2025

The gang talks about Supernatural, (the TV show), ghosts, music production, Liquid Death, and bad CEO's.


Hungry As A Hostage
#8
02/25/2025

Sam, Don, and I talk about Punxsutawney Phil, Sherpa, being terminated, and food in our unique, frenetic style.


The Noble Experiment
#7
02/15/2025

My friend, retired DEA agent and author of the book The Noble Experiment, Dave Gaddis, stops by to discuss Silverbacks, car accidents, arresting bad guys, and the drug epidemic the US finds itself in.


The Hungarian Meat Whistle
#6
02/07/2025

Don introduces Samantha to the Hungarian Meat Whistle, and I wax poetic about my thespian talents.


Malicious Compliance
#5
01/16/2025

Samantha and Don join forces against me in this fast-paced WTF Counseling Session.


Words Are Hard
#4
01/07/2025

Samantha is back with some online dating adventures, and I share some recent personal WTF moments.


I Don't Know S*** About F***
#3
12/29/2024

My longtime friend and fellow Navy vet Don joins the show for a few moments. Hilarity ensues, and pretty soon we're talking about a lot of stuff that had to be edited out...


What Is He Blowing?
#2
12/18/2024

Samantha joins the team as Co-host, and we talk about our favorite phrase.


The Better People Bureau
#1
12/11/2024

Pilot Episode! I talk to one of my co-workers about a variety of WTF moments! Enjoy! Email me at wtfpodcast24@gmail.com, and tell me Your best WTF moments, or tell me if you'd like to be on the show!


What The F*** Trailer
12/08/2024

This is just a taste of what to expect from What The F***.