Jaffa Takes
Listeners, Kree! Jaffa Takes is a podcast that will take you through the entire Stargate saga, from the original 1994 movie, through all ten seasons of SG-1, as well as the spin-offs Atlantis and Universe! Join us as we visit dozens of planets that look exactly like Vancouver, Canada, as we see just how many alien menaces the US military can antagonize, and just how many times Daniel Jackson can die. Check us out on Twitter at @jaffatakes, like, rate and subscribe on iTunes, and send e-mails to jaffatakespodcast@gmail.com
As Teal'c Awoke One Morning He Found Himself Transformed
Episode discussed: Bane
After an extended strike-related hiatus, weâre back! And luckily, if youâve forgotten where we were in the story, weâre easing you back in with a no-consequence, one-off episode. This week, Tealâc gets stung by a big olâ gross bug, which as a result, starts turning him into more bugs. Itâs a tale as old as time.
So while heâs dying, he runs into a streetwise young girl who quotes movies she should NOT have seen at her age and at that point of the 1990s, while our b...
Bonus Episode 10 - Equestria Chapter 7
Time for some exposition!
Please be aware that in solidarity with the ongoing SAG-AFTRA strike, and following a request from the union, this podcast will go on hiatus until the strike is resolved so as to not promote the Stargate franchise for Amazon.
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Bonus Episode 9 - Equestria Chapter 6
This is what you want, isnât it you sickos.
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I Want My Baby Back
Episode discussed: Secrets
Where to even start with this one? There are three entire plots running through this episode, and each one of them is significant. They also, appropriately, all have to do with secrets. Secret the First: Shaâre is pregnant with a goaâuld baby, and we need to find out a way to keep him out of both Apophisâ and Heruâurâs hands without them knowing we have him. Secret the Second: somebodyâs a snitch! This one nosy reporter tracks down Jack and starts asking him extremely pointed questions about how exactly heâs spendin...
Bonus Episode 8 - Equestria Chapter 5
The plot thickens, as Tealâc interrogates Eponaâs First Prime to try to figure out just what is going on here, exactly.
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Ceiling Jack Is Watching You Kel Mar Tokeem
Episode discussed: Family
Itâs your kid, Tealâc! Somethingâs gotta be done about your kid! Thatâs the gist of the news Braâtac brings to the SGC this week. First of all, Apophis is alive (which the viewers knew but the characters only now learn), and second of all, heâs kidnapped Ryaâc! This is all clearly a trap, but what are we gonna do, not save a kid? And maybe kill 9 or 10 of the very few serpent guards left in Apophisâ employ? Letâs go!
So we find that Dreyâauc has...
Bonus Episode 7 - Equestria Chapter 4
Somehow weâve found ourselves having to explain metal casting extreme body mod to a horse.
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Bonus Episode 6 - Equestria Chapter 3
The ponies from My Little Pony: famously fans of the US Air Force?
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Episode In A Bottle
Episode discussed: Message in a Bottle
We come back with this extremely cheap episode, where the SGC is stuck with a hell of a predicament when they find a cool alien ball which, instead of allowing Samus to turn into a ball herself, turns out to just sprout spikes and generally become a nuisance. And by nuisance I mean âstabs OâNeill straight through his entire shoulder, pins him to the wall and infects him with an alien supervirusâ.
None of this stops Daniel from engaging in some hot office gossip concerning a young...
Bonus Episode 5 - Equestria Chapter 2
I have to hand it to âem, I didnât think Iâd ever hear the phrase âJaffa horse dogfightâ.
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