Jaffa Takes

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By: Audio Entropy

Listeners, Kree! Jaffa Takes is a podcast that will take you through the entire Stargate saga, from the original 1994 movie, through all ten seasons of SG-1, as well as the spin-offs Atlantis and Universe! Join us as we visit dozens of planets that look exactly like Vancouver, Canada, as we see just how many alien menaces the US military can antagonize, and just how many times Daniel Jackson can die. Check us out on Twitter at @jaffatakes, like, rate and subscribe on iTunes, and send e-mails to jaffatakespodcast@gmail.com

As Teal'c Awoke One Morning He Found Himself Transformed
#35
12/16/2023

Episode discussed: Bane

After an extended strike-related hiatus, we’re back! And luckily, if you’ve forgotten where we were in the story, we’re easing you back in with a no-consequence, one-off episode. This week, Teal’c gets stung by a big ol’ gross bug, which as a result, starts turning him into more bugs. It’s a tale as old as time.

So while he’s dying, he runs into a streetwise young girl who quotes movies she should NOT have seen at her age and at that point of the 1990s, while our b...


Bonus Episode 10 - Equestria Chapter 7
07/29/2023

Time for some exposition!

Please be aware that in solidarity with the ongoing SAG-AFTRA strike, and following a request from the union, this podcast will go on hiatus until the strike is resolved so as to not promote the Stargate franchise for Amazon.

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Bonus Episode 9 - Equestria Chapter 6
07/22/2023

This is what you want, isn’t it you sickos.

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I Want My Baby Back
#34
07/15/2023

Episode discussed: Secrets

Where to even start with this one? There are three entire plots running through this episode, and each one of them is significant. They also, appropriately, all have to do with secrets. Secret the First: Sha’re is pregnant with a goa’uld baby, and we need to find out a way to keep him out of both Apophis’ and Heru’ur’s hands without them knowing we have him. Secret the Second: somebody’s a snitch! This one nosy reporter tracks down Jack and starts asking him extremely pointed questions about how exactly he’s spendin...


Bonus Episode 8 - Equestria Chapter 5
07/08/2023

The plot thickens, as Teal’c interrogates Epona’s First Prime to try to figure out just what is going on here, exactly.

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Ceiling Jack Is Watching You Kel Mar Tokeem
#33
07/01/2023

Episode discussed: Family

It’s your kid, Teal’c! Something’s gotta be done about your kid! That’s the gist of the news Bra’tac brings to the SGC this week. First of all, Apophis is alive (which the viewers knew but the characters only now learn), and second of all, he’s kidnapped Rya’c! This is all clearly a trap, but what are we gonna do, not save a kid? And maybe kill 9 or 10 of the very few serpent guards left in Apophis’ employ? Let’s go!

So we find that Drey’auc has...


Bonus Episode 7 - Equestria Chapter 4
06/24/2023

Somehow we’ve found ourselves having to explain metal casting extreme body mod to a horse.

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Bonus Episode 6 - Equestria Chapter 3
06/10/2023

The ponies from My Little Pony: famously fans of the US Air Force?

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Episode In A Bottle
#32
06/03/2023

Episode discussed: Message in a Bottle

We come back with this extremely cheap episode, where the SGC is stuck with a hell of a predicament when they find a cool alien ball which, instead of allowing Samus to turn into a ball herself, turns out to just sprout spikes and generally become a nuisance. And by nuisance I mean “stabs O’Neill straight through his entire shoulder, pins him to the wall and infects him with an alien supervirus”.

None of this stops Daniel from engaging in some hot office gossip concerning a young...


Bonus Episode 5 - Equestria Chapter 2
05/27/2023

I have to hand it to ‘em, I didn’t think I’d ever hear the phrase “Jaffa horse dogfight”.

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