Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a Clown

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By: Jimmy Slonina, Johnny Miles & RJ Owens

America's #1 Undelivered Promises Podcast!  Have lunch with Jimmy, Johnny and RJ and catch up with 3 of the Las Vegas Strip's favorite performers.

A Cheetah-Sized Pile of Pine Needles…
#170
Last Friday at 7:00 AM

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We sit down to lunch with Chris Brown; The Hardest Working Man in Las Vegas Show Business!

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Big Mike Geier aka Puddles...
#169
07/04/2025

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HOLY SHIT!!! We got Big Mike Geier in the studio!  Who cares what we ate!

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Can I Borrow a Cup of Faith in Humanity…
#168
06/27/2025

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The Boys lunch on Carne Asada Tacos.

Jimmy has a theory and an Eagle Eye, Johnny is next in line and is filming a commercial and RJ got robbed.

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Clown Interrupted...
#167
06/20/2025

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Lunch was curated after Jimmy’s recent visit to Local Government Facility…S.O.S. (Shit on a Shingle) with Scrambled Eggs, Fried Potatoes & Onions and a Red Delicious Apple.

We are joined by SuperBozo and Alphabet Soup Lady, Kathy Miritello who regales us with her past occupations.

Jimmy saw a show, Got a free ride downtown and met some new friends.  Johnny & RJ had LOTS of questions.

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We can discuss getting into it or we can get into it…
#166
06/13/2025

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Lunch is Corned Beef on Rye and the Mother of all Taste Tests!

Welcome to the Dead Room.  Jimmy has NO shout outs for Rocket Fizz or Taste Tests,  Johnny fatalizes the outcome of today’s podcast & brings dessert and RJ has NO room in his house for ketchup.

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Um, Ad Infinitum...
#165
06/06/2025

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The boys swaddle themselves in an Italian Strata (Savory Bread Pudding) and thus begins a Runner.

Jimmy is up for a Challenge, Johnny is always right about guesses (most of the time) and Johnny & RJ got upgraded to First Class at the Chicken Packing Plant.

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That KILLED Last Night…
#164
05/30/2025

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Bacon Cheeseburgers with a Fried Egg atop.

The Boys welcome National Treasure and Clown Extraordinaire; Shannan Calcutt!  We discuss embracing the flop, Clown vs. Character and Banana Cream Pie.

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Hey Mother$#^@er, that's my anus (Part 2 of It's always Darkest before the Dawn)...
#163
05/23/2025

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Dawn continues to tell of her life as an educator, dog owner and devoted daughter.  Oh and, she brought dessert!!!

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It’s always darkest before the Dawn…
#162
05/16/2025

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Lunch is Chicago Deep Dish Pizza…and it is EPIC!!

We are joined by Superfan and Sister-in-law, Dawn Barcus who presents the boys with a special gift.  In this two-parter, we find out all there is to know about our new Education Expert…almost.

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I could look it up, but I’ll make it up…
#161
05/09/2025

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The boys scarf down Flanken Ribs and Roasted Potatoes and Name their Catchphrases!

**BREAKING NEWS**

Johnny has made contact with the Flag Flying Neighbor!!!

(Trigger Warning:  The Wiggles and Raffi are discussed)

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I’m Your Handyman…
#160
05/02/2025

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Lunch is CCCP (Cheesy Chorizo Chicken Pasta).

Jimmy is going to see Katy Perry, Johnny Stands Up to Duplicitous Assholes & Presents the Studio with our Flag and RJ Handily Tells a Cautionary Tale.

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And they all want more…
#159
04/25/2025

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Tri Tip Sandwiches and Fries.

Jimmy stopped reading a book, Johnny listens to music all day & fact checks himself and RJ wants to have a beer with Woody Harrelson.  Also FLAG UPDATES!!!

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It’s a Matrilineal Society…
#158
04/18/2025

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The Boys are joined by our resident Jew Expert, Amos Glick and lunch on Korean Sticky Ribs.

Amos spills the tea on being a real live working actor in Hollywood and Debuts a new single, Jimmy talks shit and wonders if he should have gone the Hollywood route, Johnny likes a sesame sprinkle and rocks a vintage tee and RJ likes it clean.

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Fermentation Situation...
#157
04/11/2025

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The Boys eat Some Low Country Sticky Chicken over Popcorn Rice.

Jimmy is a Krispy Kreme Devotee and sees a show, Johnny starts to make some SERIOUS Bread, Donates Platelets and Plasma and has flag updates and RJ found a new cookie!

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Once, Twice, Three Years a Podcast...
#156
04/04/2025

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The boys Celebrate their 3rd Anniversary with Chicago Tavern style Pizza.
Jimmy goes Big & Weird for the Belly Laughs, Johnny has newfound respect for Professionalism and shares topical facts of 3, and RJ makes lunch, again.

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Whipped Whiff of Cola…
#155
03/28/2025

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Episode 155

Whipped Whiff of Cola…

The boys dine on Pork Chops, Polenta and Fennel/Cabbage/Apple Slaw.

Jimmy is a “Forever Forced Temperature Controlled Air” Guy, Johnny likes a Cool Breeze on Motorbike when it doesn’t take a lot of effort and has Flag Updates, Friend of the Pod and Professional Fact Checker/Juggler Savant Jay Gilligan answers some burning questions about Mystere and RJ talks of Recidivism and T-Bones.

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Go West, Young Man…
#154
03/21/2025

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The boys welcome Clown & Actor Tyler West and dine on Empanadas.
Jimmy got tipped, Johnny waxes poetic at signage, Tyler bakes a cake and RJ has an unhealthy obsession with Tyler.

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Bass Case Scenario...
#153
03/14/2025

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Lunch is Chicken Cobbler Bleu.  Jimmy ships his cargo, pants and does it all over again, Johnny contemplates a change for the Greater Good and RJ advocates TikTok.

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Asking for a friend…
#152
03/07/2025

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Lunch is Braised Beef Tips in a garlic butter sauce over Colcannon.

Jimmy might have a leak and was the “Life of the Party” at a Naked party and a Gala Function, Johnny takes a sip and regrets it…almost and RJ makes a pun.

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The Anals of the Trumpet...
#151
02/28/2025

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The boys welcome “Big Fan and Frequent Listener” Michael Forsch to the pod and dine on Tacos de Carnitas.

We find out everything there is to know about the inimitable Michael Forsch.  When we all met, what brought him to Las Vegas and his new Series “A-List Casting”.

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Run It Up The Flagpole...
#150
02/21/2025

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Lunch is a Chicken Fried Italian Sausage Parm Sandwich.

Jimmy is a ⅔ kinda guy, Johnny does some homework to surprise the boys and RJ doesn’t eat for the 2nd week in a row.

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Dain Bramage...
#149
02/14/2025

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Lunch is Beef Rendang over rice.

Jimmy Clowns Around for 12 hours and has a 5 Star Customer service experience, Johnny enjoys a Gin Drink and drops a Flag Mystery and RJ has Bubblegut and a litany of NYPD Blue Facts.

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Bassment of Horrors...
#148
02/07/2025

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Jimmy had a Catastrophic Atmospheric/Lutherie-Centric Failure, Johnny waxes Vexillogically whilst listening to FM Radio, RJ discovers that people do Podcasts for Monetary Gain and our LawyerBozo Adam phones in with Pizza updates and ball-busting.

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Ramekin Skywalker...
#147
01/31/2025

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The Boys dine on Ponzu Braised Short Ribs over Sticky Rice with Roasted Garlic Chili Broccolini and recap their recent vacations.

Jimmy makes his seed get a job to pay for a BIG purchase, Johnny updates us on “Flag Neighbor” and informs us that his Pop’s speaks fluent Laotian, and RJ tries too hard to get his dollar back.

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Boots and Cats
#146
01/24/2025

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The Boys take their turns at Beat-Boxing.  The Flag Contest is afoot.  Jimmy tells an old classic and likes a good pegboard,  Johnny is a vexed Vexillologist with MAD beatbox skills, and RJ waxes poetically about a Chimpanzee and sneaking into an audition.

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It's ALL Cooked...
#145
01/17/2025

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Johnny admits he is a “Flag Dork”, Jimmy got paid with a cold sandwich and RJ had a little moment with Johnny.  Also, we announce our “Design Our Flag” Contest!

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That’s a Different sort of feel I wasn’t ready for…Part 2
#144
01/10/2025

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Johnny is vexed by a flag, Jimmy waxes nostalgic about 80’s TV and RJ reads Poetry.

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That’s a Different sort of feel I wasn’t ready for…
#143
01/03/2025

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Soup’s On!  Potato Leek Soup to be exact. The PERFECT soup for patricide!

Jimmy Hates Las Vegas Drivers, Johnny invents a phrase and knows his Pledges, RJ lists Pepper Mills among his many problems and Good Brett calls in for the Hot Goss.

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Would you, Could You?…
#142
12/27/2024

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The Boys feast on Prime Rib Sammiches.

Johnny gives out Stocking Stuffers, Jimmy is definitely a 70/30 and RJ would eat Jimmy first.

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Shawarmageddon...
#141
12/20/2024

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The boys dine on Chicken Shawarma.

Jimmy and his dog have the Crud,  Johnny likes the Practical side of TV and RJ Still thinks Wraps are not food.

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So Many Words in this Podcast...
#140
12/13/2024

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Lunch is Za’atar Chicken Wings with a Toum Tahini.
Johnny reminisces about cooking with his Mommy, Jimmy  thinks stealing cable was crazy, and RJ ruins Johnny’s Childhood…and Jimmy’s Story.

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Hey! Someone pee'd in the Ocean...
#139
12/06/2024

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Episode 139

Hey! Someone Pee’d in the Ocean…

The Boys lunch on Western Bacon Cheeseburger Garbage Bread. Johnny pauses his book to read a pamphlet, Jimmy’s headspace is overcrowded, and RJ Thinks your opinion should stay yours.

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Someone Old, Something Blue…
#138
11/28/2024

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Our friend Val drops by and we lunch on Hot & Sour Soup.

Jimmy won’t eat sauerkraut, Johnny won’t eat soggy pizza, Val eats everything now and RJ spouts Papal Knowledge.

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More Dogs Licking Kids Please...
#137
11/22/2024

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The boys enjoy a Chicken Handi.  Johnny was touched for a second,  Jimmy has checked out socially and RJ promises to quit smoking.

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The Dawn of a New Era…
#136
11/15/2024

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The Boys are comforted by Chicken and a Biscuit.

Johnny Crunches the Numbers, Jimmy fights back Vomit, RJ has an Idea for Cirque and a Bozo sets the boys on a course for a new adventure.

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My Tesla Shoots Flames...
#135
11/08/2024

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Pan Seared Red Snapper with Champagne Beurre Blanc and Roasted Root Veggies.
Candy Thieves make Johnny Sad, Jimmy has a Million Dollar Idea and RJ thinks Cul-de-Sacs are where you go to die.

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I Cut My Teeth at the All Girls School…
#134
11/01/2024

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All Three Boys are in studio and lunch on Pad Krapow Gai. 
The Great Coconut Question is finally answered.  RJ Sniffs Glue.  Johnny is Fed Up with Junk(Mail).  Jimmy needs a Punchline.

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The Dumb Summon...
#133
10/25/2024

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2/3 of the boys dine on Shakshuka.
Johnny has the Rona and is on an FBI Watchlist.  Jimmy Owns a Tesla and Hates ASS. RJ Builds “Weapons of Class Destruction”.

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The Sphincter: A Continental Treasure…
#132
10/18/2024

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While Johnny has the crud and has to call into the pod, Jimmy and RJ lunch on Italian Deli Sandwiches.

Jimmy Quiddles.  Johnny is an efficient Officiant.  RJ’s Colon is throwing a party.

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Would you like me to make that float?...
#131
10/11/2024

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We welcome Prolific Podcaster, Magician & Dear Friend Matt Donnelly to the Podcast while we lunch on Pork Butt Stew over Mashed Potatoes.

Jimmy holds back jokes.  Johnny doesn't bury anybody.  RJ forgets to hit record...again.  Matt is performing on a Boat.

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