Mostly Messy

Listen to stories about how my parents trust tweakers as long as they go to church, how I defeated my big ass bully bitch in grade school and why yoga pants mommies don’t care much for me. Aaaand also stuff and other things. Like sex tips, makeup tips and how I despise a very certain type of Instagram post.

Join me and my special guest: my husband, the bad listener. Mom stereotypes , camping stories and overhearing conversations at Target. Bitches be in fierce competition with their babies.

My first mini episode! Listen in to learn some hair and skin secrets, random..I know. Also…let’s talk about being a “people pleaser.” To please or not to please?

My husband reluctantly joins me again for another episode! the smallest and most ridiculous things in life can bring us the most anxiety. We reached out to you guys to see what gives you anxiety? What’s embarrassing? What stresses you out? Is it ordering coffee? Is it pumping gas? Join us to hear about the most relatable and laughable things that we all find so stressful. Maybe it’s the gardener seeing you have sex? Listen in for a good time.

Red flags and deal breakers...there are so many and we all have different ones. Some the same, but some so specifically different and hilarious. Using the word filatio is just the tip (pun intended) of all the shit people do that have us running for the hills. Also...fathers day is coming, let’s talk about how to make him feel special and tingly.

You're in for a treat on this one. My husband reluctantly joins me to talk about dad fetishes, gardening and ironing his underwear. We also get into how people can be so closed minded about things they don’t understand. Also, anal. Of course.

Temporarily getting quite deeper this week. Sharing a traumatic personal experience is hard but can also be healing. And also diving into other shit like; getting excited to buy sheets, paranoia and gay porn. Cuz, why not?

With a birthday around the corner it’s common to feel anxious about life’s changes and getting older. Join us while we take a stroll down an unfiltered memory lane. Losing our virginity, crusty underwear and anal douching...it’s all unrelated but it’s all out on the table! Don’t miss out on this episode.

This week we dive into divorce, breakups and the batshit crazy that exists in the world of exes. Broken windshields, second phones and fake identities...that’s just the tip.

In this episode we chat about some really... awkward... sexual experiences. We also get into inviting open communication into intimacy and the bedroom.