Fetch A Pail

We accidentally took 2 months off (again) but we just can't quit each other! Or you :) I think I was supposed to put a link to something in the show notes but I didn't listen to the whole episode when I edited it so I can't be sure. I guess if you really want it, you'll have to send an email to fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com and tell me what it was supposed to be and then I can send it to you. While you're at it, ask a question or tell us about your life! *Edit to add #1 listener Aunt Patty r...

I mean, you’ve been waiting long enough. No need to waste time reading about the episode. *Does deep sultry voice* Just dive on in, the water’s fine .

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Jackie had a pretty good Birthday and a decent Halloween but a fully trash-ass few days in between. Luckily we waited long enough to record this episode that she has recovered from her terrible horrible no good very bad weekend and everything in her life is somehow even more fabulous than usual! About 20 minutes in, Jackie does some accidental foreshadowing regarding her propensity to say offensive shit, so don’t say you weren’t warned! Jill is doing really exciting stuff like still not volunteering, doing puzzles and baking sometimes. Be sure to stick around after the Cork Bork if y...

First the business - Jackie’s audio on this ep is a little wonky. We’re working out some kinks with new recording methods and hoping to have it crisp and clean next time! Now onto the funsies- Little known fact, Gerber Barker is actually German for "Jackie's Birthday!" So Happy Gerber Barker to all, but mostly to Jackie. Today your editor in chief and show noteser in... brief? is eating chicken that is too spicy, doing a puzzle and writing the show notes. It's an impressive juggling act, but one which requires more stamina and motivation than I possess so j...

After an unplanned hiatus (THANKS COVID) your fav Fappers have returned! This episode has everything: Pinball, gay weddings, and cake pops. Not to mention very cool and hip obsessions (Jill) and several foods that are maybe actually just water (Jackie).

Musical Mondays

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHm_0On9O5s

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Jill is house sitting for (friend-of-the-show) her brother and his internet is just two snails yelling into tin cans. That means slow. She also has a cardboard cut from a Philadelphia Cream Cheese (not an ad) container on her left thumb as well as a paper cut from a Bank of America (not an ad) credit card envelope on her right index finger both of which transpired in the last 24 hours and yet HERE SHE SITS, typing for your pleasure. Okay for her pleasure because when Jackie texts her later to say the show notes were chef’s kiss it...

The one where Jill learns that “kickflip” is one word and not two. Jackie catches us up on the twists and turns of her dating life and Jill can only relate everything to an episode of Star Trek but tbh that’s growth for her because she used to relate everything to an episode of Friends (stares at the first sentence of these notes). Yes she knows that Friends is problematic (we’re looking at you Fat Monica) it’s called cognitive dissonance, people! Jackie hits the jack(ie)pot at Groce Out whilst Jill avoids the grocery store like the p...

On this shorty Jackie takes her sweet time getting to the good stuff, Jill rebrands Science, Bitch! and both of your hosts make a lot of jokes about official pinball points (WPPRs - pronounced "whoppers") being different kinds of candy and/or fast food items. Short ep, short notes!

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Welp, I wrote the show notes but don't know how to use a Mac Book and accidentally went back instead of scrolling down and then the notes were gone and along with them my willingness to write any! Okay I'll try just a little. Join us this week for Jill's tales of nasty animal business as well as yucky Starby's bevs but more importantly for a personal Queer Qorner from Jackie with juicy juicers about her current dating sitch. THIS PODCAST IS NOT ABOUT US. #prayforkaren

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Jackie made a post on our Instagram (she was very active for about 30 hours and then forgot it existed probably) and said in the caption that the next episode would be recorded in person! That maybe wasn't a lie when she said it, but we certainly did very few of the things we planned to do when she came to visit. Jackie and Jill hung out IRL in their hometown of Bremerton, WA - don't doxx us!! And spoiler alert: JACKIE HAD FUN. Going home can do many things for people, many of us enjoy going home - some of...