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Nobody Knows - Everybody Blows
Patriots draft talk is wearing the boys thin. The Patriots are showing their inexperience. Jrue Holiday plans to retire in Boston with a handsome salary, but will that help Mazzula prepare his team for the playoffs? The Red Sox confirm they blow and solidify the disastrous state their franchise is in. A Top 5 segment featuring some Patriots greats. The smoking gun is a dig route, PLUS the Juice is dead.
Nobody Knows - Everybody Blows - Patriots Draft and updates
HEADLINES with COMMISH
A Celtics Core Commitment
The Red Sox do...
The Perfect Prospect
Chief Bobby proclaims JJ McCarthy the perfect prospect and the Patriots listened. Will they take him at #3? Chris Driscoll of the All American Hooper joins the boys to convince them the Celtics won’t choke away the title. Commish has some nerd data that says otherwise in Celtics By the Numbers. Caitlyn Clark can shoot. The Red Sox are playing some decent baseball and you should be pissed. The power vacuum left by Bill Belichick has created a Game of Thrones situation in Foxboro. Nic Cage remembers the womb, PLUS Bobby sires.
Celtics Chat with Chris Driscoll
...Joe Mazzulla Can’t Coach
So you're saying there's a chance
The Patriots fucked up the off season thus far. But there is a path back. The Celtics refuse to let us feel good. Hey, it’s baseball season. A very serious PSA on Men’s health. A very not serious This or That with Chief Bobby. Ohtani is a gambling mule PLUS Rich is late
So you’re saying there’s a chance: Patriots free agency redemption
HEADLINES WITH THE OBVIOUS ONE
Celtics refuse to capitulate
Red Sox Opening Day ?!?
PSA: Men’s Health via Dr. Big Mac’s ball sack
Weaponizing the Offense
The Patriots start to Free Agency has been less than inspiring. The boys go live and instill some wisdom on the commenters in between beating the bag out of Elliot Wolf and his failed execution thus far. Kirk Cousins is a thief and the greatest fake it to you make story in sports. More knowledge and facts are spit in our “Did You Know - With Dick” segment; Aaron Rodgers for President. PLUS Rich almost poops his pants.
Weaponizing the Offense - Patriots Free Agency
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
NFL Free Agency
The Celtics are Dumb Front Running Pussies
Rich is back and he’s a real a-hole. Jack Simone, of Celtics Blog joins the show just in time to talk about the embarrassing loss to the Cavs. There is movement in Foxboro, Cheif and Commish can’t come to terms on how to move the roster forward. The Red Sox made the news because Bryan Bello is a fool. This or That discusses classic cuts, we’re sucking toes, PLUS HIPPA Laws are meant to be broken.
The Celtics are front runners
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
Patriots Off-Season
The Co...
The Celtics and Jayson Tatum get it
The NBA is in Trouble
The NBA gets roasted after the insulting All-Star weekend. Is it a bigger trend across the league? The Dynasty throw Drew Bledsoe under the bus and backs up over his cold dead body. Jerod Mayo and his gaggle of new coaches are vibing, the Red Sox are absolutely not vibing. They are mutinying. Simple Minds Saves Sports, but Rich doesn’t like The Chief’s tone. Shots fired and Almond Nipples. PLUS Big Gay Chief Bobby sucks.
The NBA is in Trouble: All-Star Weekend Backlash
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
The Dynasty
P...
The Newest NFL Dynasty
BOTPOD Swallows his cheeseburger and admits the Chiefs are a dynasty. Mahomes proves yet again his greatness and Kyle Shannahan chokes harder than Abella Danger. The Patriots continue floating the trade down strategy, but Johnny Kraft still wants a QB. The Celtics are awesome and have proven nothing yet. Jaylen Brown stinks at dunks and Chief Bobby is the most capable and athletic human alive. Howdey Doody rides shot gun, PLUS Producer Ray goes nuts.
The Newest NFL Dynasty: Chiefs vs. 49ers Superbowl
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
Patriots Rumors
Celtics...