Here's Johnny's Reviews

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By: John Traynor

Movie buff and bit of a geek. No nonsense film reviewer. Warning these will be full spoiler reviews and may have bad language throughout.

This is the End (2013)
12/10/2022

After 7+yrs. 400 episodes. 100s of movies reviewed. Dozens of franchises covered. This is it. The end of Here's Johnny's Reviews.   I'm not ending this alone I have a final guest Phil from The Spook House Podcast as we look This is the end from 2013.   The movie about 6 stoner celebrities stuck in a house as the world ends around them.   Also in this we talk about wild parties, the state of horror and if stoner comedies are funny.     I want to thank you for for listening if this is your 1st or 400th podcast.   This might be ending but I'll still be out...


A Christmas Horror Story (2015)
12/04/2022

Welcome to the final Christmas special of Here's Johnny's Reviews as I look A Christmas Horror Story.   It's Christmas Eve and in the small town of Bailey Downs all Hell is breaking loose. An almost retired radio DJ tries desperately to keep the Christmas spirit alive as across town three teen ghost hunters are being stalked by a vengeful ghost, a changeling is running a muck in a loving family, a money hungry family is being stalked by a demon, in the North Pole Santa has to deal with a zombie outbreak as at the local mall a killer is o...


My Name is Bruce (2007)
11/29/2022

Welcome to my look at My name is Bruce.   An Evil Dead superfan kidnaps Bruce Campbell in the hopes of saving his hometown from an ancient Chinese demon.   Yeah it's that stupid.     Like, share, comment and subscribe Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod       *8 down 2 to go*


Infestation (2009)
11/20/2022

Welcome to Here's Johnny's Reviews as I look at the little known sci-fi horror Infestation.   A slacker wakes up one morning to find the entire world has been over ran by giant bugs. So he must team up with his girlfriend, a deaf giant and his Dad who just so happens to be a Gen in the Army.   Yeah it's as plain and simple as that.   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe   Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod     *7 down 3 to go*


Citadel (2012)
11/15/2022

Welcome to my look at the little known Scottish horror Citadel from 2012 about a young couple who are targeted by a group of youths that kills the wife and traumatizes the husband who is then left to raise their 9 month old baby.   A priest thinks these youths are demons from Hell and must be stopped. So the man, a young blind boy and the priest team up to destroy the demons lair.   Yeah it's as dumb as that sounds.     Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe   Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod       *6 down 4 to go*


Freddys Nightmares No More Mr Nice Guy (1988)
11/06/2022

Welcome to my look at Freddy's Nightmares: A Nightmare On Elm Street: The Series pilot episode. If you have never heard of this it was a horror tv show hosted by Freddy from 1988-1990.   In this we see Fred Kruger's trial and death at the hands of the angry mob of parents of the kids Freddy killed take revenge. Turning him into everyone's favourite dream demon.     Don't forget, like, comment and sub Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod       *5 down 5 to go*


Halloween III (1982)
10/31/2022

Welcome to my 7th year Halloween special as I do an as live watch-a-long of Halloween 3: Season of the witch.   Yes folks this is first for me a raw unedited and unscripted look at the bug nuts Michael Myers less movie and it's a watch-a-long!   An Irish mask maker plans on putting the fear back into All Hallow's Eve using magic and computer chips also three Halloween masks. It's down to a drunkard doctor to stop him. Can he do so?   Find out here.   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod   Watch the magic pumpkin and don't forge...


Ghostbusters Afterlife (2021)
10/28/2022

Welcome to the 7th year anniversary of Here's Johnny's Reviews as I look at Ghostbusters Afterlife.   Set 35+yrs after the events of Ghostbusters the boys have been long since forgotten and have gone their own way. Egon has retired to a creepy farm in which he finds out the nearby town has a dirty little secret. He is soon killed by a vengeful ghost. so his daughter takes over the farm and here her children find out their grandfather was a Ghostbuster.   Soon they find they're in too deep and the original Ghostbusters come back to help when the town is...


Don’t Be Afraid of The Dark (2010)
10/22/2022

Welcome to Here's Johnny's Review as I look at the 2010 Guillermo del Toro's Don't be afraid of the dark.   A young girl has to fight off the evil tooth fairy like creatures after her LA Mother shipped her off to live with her estranged Father in Rhode Island. Her stepmother wants nothing to do with this little girl until she notices strange things happening the house. Can they convince the father something is amiss in the house or will the daughter be taken into the dark?   Find out here.   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod      *2 down 8 to go*


Insidious (2011)
10/10/2022

Welcome to my look at The Conjuring universe and Insidious. In this I take a swipe at James Wan and Leigh Whannell also Blumhouse movies.   So basically that's it. Anyway enjoy the rant.   Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Twitter @heresjohnnyspod     1 down 9 to go.